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Shroud:
[s]still more examples of a stalker. Your chances of trolling me is as slim as an ice cube's chances of survival in hell!
Or better still, lower than the odds of your mom ever achieving orgasm from your dad. You're too unimaginative, witless to be considered
In all standards of measurement your life is still significantly inferior to my monthly fuel cost! No jokes!

You have been comprehensively swatted like a buzzling insect each time you try to engage me. I suggest you get over it and find the strength to move on.

That's what men do, so stop acting like some prepubescent teenage girl with an overdrive of testosterone.

Digging my posts and stalking me around are just signs of the abundance of your frustrations.

It will never help you become the man your father dreamt you will becom
There's no point fighting over a course that never even existed beyond the paranoia in your mind. Can you not see you won't win a battle that never was? You will keep losing each time you attempt to punch beyond your intellectual weight!

But I must confess, your obsession with me is a rare kind of honour nevertheless. It is what i like to term a psychotic disorder, characterized by the need to get the attention of the moniker called lezz by any and all means.

Your do-or-die tendencies and ceaseless need to restage the ring every time to the point of derailing any thread you find me again and again is a testament to your burnin

Now before you start claiming you were only doing it for fun and enjoying trolling me, let me state here that you have always been a bad and lame liar in the same degree as you have been a weak, unimaginative brawler.

I have made you uplaod your pictures here in defence and reaction to my attacks and even that of your sister to the point you forgot to censor out her face at one point after i touted you with damning diatribes.

For someone whose Nairaland profile doesn't have his pics, that's a lot of reaction to a mere empty internet scuffle.

I have also held you up late into the night of 31st December 2017 on new year's eve and you stood your imaginary girlfriend up while locked in a desperate dance to outdo me in diss improvisation as I ruined your new year eve.

You forsook your new year party with your girl just to out battle me. You must truly hate me and it gives me joy to realise such hate must only come from a genuine pain i caused you.

So your reaction and anger are real. Your crowding my mentions everytime is borne out of a pain and the need to hurt me back like i have undeniably hurt you They are not some idle internet engagement on a boring evening like you would have people here believe.

I have virtual-dated your biggest crush on Nairaland (bumbae and others) whom you have stalked and in the course of wooing her, wet the floors of Nairaland with your tears of begging.

Reading your lack of self-respect and the way you went about wooing her like a sex-famished cururo, it is clear you wouldn't mind licking off her sanitary pad. The damning part of it all was when she told you I'm her crush.

Such a dirty slap from a lady to a dirtbag like you.
So believe me when i say i understand your frustration and maddening passion to keep quoting me everytime.

It's not a pleasant experience to be treated like a putrid sac of human pus by every girl in romance section.

Nairaland appears to be the only place where you failed dreams take wing and fly, a place where you believe you're some kind of baddass bully. It is the sun your dark life orbits around for you to have any form of existence.

It's all in your head, loonie. We see you as one scarry , insecure pathetic and poorly educated whelp. That's why teenage girls here are of the habit of blocking you off on social media because you keep making all kinds of lewd sexual demands.

If I should get your real names, I'm sure you must be a document

But i need one favour from you honestly: i request that you do tell me your original moniker I murdered and schlonged like a renegade before you resurrected as this hovering ghost called edimolu.
If there's one thing I'm guilty of, it is the virtual blood i have spilled on this platform over time. And if there's anything you share in common with people who give me persistent maniacal mentions, it is the fact that you are all my victims. You have fallen to my sword and writhed in true anguish and p

Perhaps one day you will realise you pay much effort and energy to someone who considers you no greater than a cyber nuisance and a fringe lunatic lower than an internet automated bot.

And this is the reason i ignored your peace offers and subtle apologies in January 1st, because I'm sincerely convinced your mental density and psychological imbalances stretch beyond the borders of Nairaland and into the threshold of the real world out there.

I'm hoping one day--soon i guess-- you will realise i don't hate you. Or despise you.

It is my prayer a time will come for you to realise you never matered to me. You are just another figure on Nigeria's census board.. no more no less. Until you can pick yourself up and be able to look at the world without the illusion Nairaland comment box offers, you will be decimated by my vitriolic cyber-cleanser like a baldy programmed Ugandan virus[/b]

Regards
Leslie[/size]

One word? Rubbish!

are you mad? you expect me to read all this! is your father a bastard nii? you know what your problem is? you say something and do the opposite entirely!

Well i like it, good..my words hit you like a thousand daggers, it is well reflected in that pile of nonsense up there! I read just the last part and assumed the rest as thrash worthy of a waste can!

Bros you could not even successfully spell the word "mattered" properly..olodo..is that agitation or nervousness?..lol

i don't matter right? how come you gave me almost a million words filled with the usual jargons and recycling as a rebuttal, trying so hard to conceal your pain? now you question why you are nairaland's number one hypocrite! hahahahahha, na you go tire!

Damn! you must really take nairaland serious to think one gives a fûck about yhur existence offline, typing all that surely reflects how much i have threatened you on this forum...

The last time you bumped into my mention from nowhere like a man void of vision and potentials, i gave you just the "k" response, which if you had something close to a brain was the greatest insult! I quote you at will knowing fully well you would dignify me with a response like the jobless fôôl you are!

You come least in my concern, i have not a smidgen of respect for you, which is why i toy with you at my own choice of time,dude i just love taking a piss on your credibility is all, you are soft, very soft....you are far worse than your whorish mother who couldn't even relinquish her quest for subsequent dîcks...see again? i don yab your mama...thundar faya her toto for dia sef

no worry , id quote you on FP soon, and you would witness hell brought upon you, you sabi diss ba? ode

God see epistle....choi..lezz yhu fall my hand, you couldn't even take a beating than to cry foul, hmmm, not quite a man not quite a sissy..this thing pain this guy no be small!

Go cry to your mamma!

You are worthy of no regard!
Edimolu

Shroud:
and this bumpkin stalking me , derailing every thread he finds me just to re-stage the ring where he got beaten like a hungry market thief.

When are you ever going to Pretend you're learned for once and add to the topic under discourse without taking empty shots like someone having cognitive disability?

No one is engaging a bitter frustrated yokel like you who needs Nairaland to gauge the progress of his life.

You're done with . You make winning looks boring ever.

Learn to move on like a man.

see this idiot ooo, you think yourself amongst men? Dem say make sickness dey come out, even craw-craw wan dey show face! dude don't act like you always got balls! you never had and never will...balless fool!

stalking you and derailing? this makes you a hypocritic-bastard, you have become so pained and untalented that "words known to only retards" now flow freely from your malnourished brain like fart from anus!

so you know! your frequent whines and wails are tantamount to that of a frustrated dummy!... i won't pity you! This is called trolling dickkhead, a pathetic trait you have always claimed to be a master of! now that cup is being served to you on a platter and you crying foul like a silly biitch! werey, you for come troll me na...lol

Nigga be claiming online baddoo...fake ass biiitch! hahahhaha

And to your contributions, am not impressed, you are surprisingly slow and weakly brained, even your acclaimed arguments are terribly watery without the tiniest substance, it reflects being under immense pressure and applying an unending force to gather words! Too much gbagaun sef! olodo

Niccur you are so full of shiit...now you don't wanna engage me right? lets see you ignore this!

Mr N-power ambassador! Got my eyes on you!

Shroud:
when you insult postmann. You invite my wrath.
Now make no mistake. I enjoy trolling as you enjoy being a frustrated newt trying to get ladies' attention by bullying. That's only pointing to your lack of fatherly affection ,which by the way is a luxury in your inferior bloodlines. Ooh, I almost forgot, your mother is still a tad inferior to any Nairaland female here since.

Shroud:
Your stupidity should be visible from space.

Now I'm good at savage trolling, so get out before you get a savage KO .

Hypocrite! come troll me na! pussy-nigga!

Shroud:
Ghana owes us 40 million dollars? How are they going to pay? That's well over 10% of their GDP!

this guy mumu no be small, go skul u no gree! olodo

shroud , you taking much time! do not tell me you are intellectually-spent so soon!

Shroud:
I don't take offence. You follow an impulse when you quote me. When your life vibe batteries die, quoting and stalking me is the only measure to charge back your life to a semblance of normalcy.

You're the carrion I murdered and hung on a tree for vultures to feed on. Only the lure of cheap fame and attention is pulling you to quote me.

You're the badly beaten jellyfish who i so pummeled he had to upload his picture 3 time with that of his sister and he even forgot to censore his sister's face the 3rd time.

you new alt is welcome, mr N-power ambassador, press the like effortlessly like a silly biitch yo' are!

first you called the lady my friend, now all of a sudden she is my sister? hahaha, see the way your brain cells keep fluctuating!

Do you wanna see the picture of where me and the lady got intimate, if not for anything but to cure your konji mode! fuuckin self-servicer!

answer me this!

Shroud:
I don't take offence. You follow an impulse when you quote me. When your life vibe batteries die, quoting and stalking me is the only measure to charge back your life to a semblance of normalcy.

You're the carrion I murdered and hung on a tree for vultures to feed on. Only the lure of cheap fame and attention is pulling you to quote me.

You're the badly beaten jellyfish who i so pummeled he had to upload his picture 3 time with that of his sister and he even forgot to censore his sister's face the 3rd time.

Going against me means you won't stop losing.

Everyone knows the only reason you keep stalking and meddling anytime I have a brawl is because you're still unhealed from the deep cuts I inflicted on you and you're a loathsome human filth looking for relevancy online after being rejected by nearly every single teenage female in romanceland after serially sending random PM's to them demanding for nudes.


I'm bored of trashing you every time

I'm tired of trying to make you famous like everyone who brawls with me but you're still a mud rat

You're a customer and there is no zeal troubling a corpse any more.

Your mother was murdered like you admitted on this forum. The only people who you should be obsessed with are the people ( your uncles) who murdered her and made you a byproduct of frustration and psychoneurotic invalid to the point you can be mistaken for a badly programmed Ugandan spam bot.

Nairaland should be the least of your worries . You're the lowest of lows with unsettling real-life issues.

Your mother's soul is still trapped in limbo waiting the day you'll grow balls to avenge her death.

Stop the false bravado. Just make your mother find eternal rest yonder by dedicating 1/10th of your lezz-time into looking after her killers and watch your identity and heritage begin to have a little meaning.

Quoting me relentlessly can never bring your dead mother back or make you become accepted.

So why not stop being a butthurt crybaby desperately looking for a mother figure on line?

Is that all? yet i waited endlessly thinking you had the viciousness you foolishly boasted about in you! i was wrong...your write-up could not even achieve the slightest tickle!

but let me ask, you mean my mother is dead? ehen...na you kill am? how come am celebrating easter with my parents today?. lol....you are a complete-idiot....

since you are good with screenshots, show us proof of where you admitted your mother died!

i expect a soonest retort!

BluntBoy:
You are brain dead.

The brain controls comprehension. I can't believe you didn't know that.

The material you supplied mentioned hormones synthesized (that is, made) in the brain. Next time, don't go and fool yourself in this way.

My intentions were to expose you as a fraud. To expose your lack of substance which you tried unsuccessfully to cover up with recycled SHIIT.

It is not hard to see who has won.

I fought smart, you fought with emotion

I fought clean, you fought dirty which was how unskilled e-warriors fought. Calling their parents dirty names.

I fought wise, you fought wildly throwing windmills to the extent I had to start picking through you very shallow submissions.

I fought technically and got you so confused you even praised me At a time, you even started borrowing my tactic, including using smileys freely.

Ultimately, I schooled you on basic science.

No, don't mention, son.

that man is a complete-dunce, one who is always fashioned to possess a top notch level in intellectual paralysis and hypocrisy!

you have schooled him enough bro...leave him to me now!

Shroud:
@ bluntboy. Always remember I'm the perfect all round troll. Vicious, insanely intelligent, baiter, psychologist and inexorable blood hunter.

I have not only furnished you with proof hormones control comprehension but also given you the name of one such hormone.

Dare I now declare that I am infinitely superior to your father and every mundane idiot in his pathetic bloodlines?

Within 30 minutes I have provided you with quality education your father's salary couldn't afford you!

The only reason you repulse me is because you're mentally impaired, psychologically adulterated and emotionally convulsive like an emo-bitch.

The other guy giving you support have something in common with you; I have dealt with him severally here like I have just dealt with you. He makes it his habit to stalk me thread to thread shadow boxing.

Feel free to use what you have learnt from me today to upgrade your virtual and actual lives. After all, it's not a crime anywhere you shouldn't learn from someone organically superior to you.

I take my leave now. And won't be a bitch like you to come back after I said I'm done

Bitch!!!

dealt with me? that's laughable, not even worthy of a debate! it would take humans to be generally born feet first before you would achieve that!

olodo oshi...dude can't differentiate when to use "have or has" ...biitch be trying so hard to seek validation!..

infact fûck it....lets play lezz! hit me now!
let make a mockery yet again why you remain a waste of semen!

BluntBoy:
Another punchline. Disrespect people with Down's syndrome.

Bro, just go away. You are a windmill

It is totally wrong to regard 40+ aged retards "bro"!
Use "sir" instead!

Boring parental recycled jargons.....How can a 40+ old man possess this shocking and alarming levels of hypocrisy?.....Too bad!

BluntBoy:
I say a big amen to that, my brother

Please disregard inconsequentials else they drag you in the mud thus basking in the same reflection of their amassed stupidity!!! The "k" response should do!

Happy sunday fam!

BluntBoy:
That is a compliment. In your madness, you forgot to abuse and ended up praising me

You see why I don't want to engage you? This is going to turn into a classless fight where we would start bringing innocent parents into it.

Answer this question, son. "What would you call Parker if instead of engaging AJ, he turns his punches on AJ's parents?"

Does that show class? Of course, not. Wouldn't you think Parker a coward?

Grow up, son. Do something with your life. And learn to respect your parents. If you had respect for them, it would be a sort of a classical conditioning generalization whereby you would learn to respect every elderly person. Your parents are not as bad as you have described them up there. There is no reason why you should share such family problems here.

You couldn't know that much information about me except you were talking about your family in which case, I would say you were wrongly applying the defense mechanism called "Projection".

Lol! O lord! In a bid to curse me, let my enemies bless me instead!

greggng:
You talk like a novice. Can a kindergarten compete academically with a graduate. Mayweather is light weight while as jushua is heavy weight. You 've to first sign may weather's death warrant before he can compete on that level

After the dude apologetically admitted seeking knowledge, you still went ahead to insult him! Oga fun e gan!

boring esp the animated ones

postmann:
Night-time educated, jss 2f dullard who got into secondary school via community slot, occupying the last arm of jss 2 which was jss 2f, a class reserved for the mentally invalid. Stuck in a rut is a phrasal verb which means stagnancy.

If you ever worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational voyage, you wouldn'thave been misled by the double T.

Ekpa! mumude

Jobless redundant. Chemist shop attendant. Wretched, sickle-cell-ed, cold-blooded, aromantic dweeb.

Pftttttt ode, a futile subtle-attempt in trying to remove yourself from the bottomless pit of foolishness, what a dumb shameless patient you are!

So it is now spellings you have problems with? Aren't you just a confused bastard? Your frequent wails and whinning is tantamount to that of a child! You have become weak with words!

Fearlez will not kill me oooo, chemist shop attendant? Na diss too be this ooo abi? Anyways you tried, it has been a while you called me that, just about the time i reminded you of oga panadol..please recycle this again okay? Ode

Nigga go Bleep yourself, you have been creatively spent!

postmann:
All you ever wanted to be was to walk in lezz's shadow. You even boasted to a fella that no one can "out cuss" you. But there's isn't enough intellectual payload to fulcrum you to glory hence you're stuck in a rutt.

Meanwhile, all your attempts at making this fatality-of the-year riposte roll away with your weak punches will be firmly resisted.

WALK IN YOUR SHADOW? YOU? A SHAMELESS FASHIONLESS POVERTY STRICKEN 40 YEAR OLD UNMARRIED FOOL WHO LAYS BOAST TO HAVING A 2000 NAIRA POWER BANK? MBA,NAH NAH I'D FÛCKING MAKE A PASS MATE!

Not again, o blood of jesus, this nonentity would not murder me with his blunder-ridden pile of gibberish! what is rutt na? na by force to use grammar? once again i have revealed the totality of your education being a waste!

For your info, the word doesn't exist in most dictionaries but doing a further research gives this! so how does its meaning correlate with the sentence to which you used it? EM U EM U.olodo

postmann:
@ edimolu, @ edimolu2

niccur! go cry to your mamma and stop spamming my goddamn mentions!

Here the fool comes! All hail LezzGoat the greatest E-warlord of our time!

postmann:
A part on the back from a genius like you is like a take home souvenir.


I'll make your last post the final brutality.

He shan't escape it. While he laments, complain and plead, your punches do the needful.

hypocritic-dunce! so you do not know the difference between "part" and "pat" right? olodo buruku

DriveByKiller:
it’s my duty to do what the village midwives failed to do; Throw edimolu back into that yeast-carnal his mother calls pussy and watch him burn out by the yields of his mother's insatiable cøck-craving.

Is that all? Or you still got some more junks to expel?
Once again i have revealed countless times why you remain a hypocritic-dunce!

Did you once create this thread?
https://www.nairaland.com/2612138/alcohol-really-bad-health

I find it rather ironic you question why i sought advice on possiblities of genotype compability from different people with great intellect, a trait you have proven to be unfamiliar with! The thread remains unedited, so how is that meant to be a diss to me, i can only do nothing but laugh at your stupidity,This fool even calls AS same as SS, oma sheun ooo, your education is a total waste! That being said!

This Goat once created a failed-at-the-get-go thread with a very voluminous epistle that was not graced with more than two comments, asking a very stupid and dumb question if alcohol is bad for one's health, mumu, even if you never set foot in a school, are you too lazy to do a research on that? Olodo

The day i would have your time 100%, i will post all those threads where you have quoted yourself and assumed yourself in third person...very jobless idiot..olofo

I dare you to ignore this!

Ode