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DriveByKiller:
stop talking about destinies. You were registered a failure from the moment you drew your first breath.
Your destiny as an itinerant internet vagabond was sealed when your dumb mother cohabitated with a lounge-lizard to produce an oaf without taking the pains to do her genotype compatibility.

Hahahahha, this is the most hypocritic pile of gibberish i have ever set eyes upon, watery words coming from a failed 40 year old whose destiny is as stunted as a plant short of the necessary vitamins! Perhaps you forget you should be filling the void of those shortcomings that has rendered your life hopeless and without wife or kids to regard yours! LezzGoat thanks for the advice,i might pass on this one

What kind of man creates a thread begging nairalanders for help to find solution for someone with a mutated genotype?https://www.nairaland.com/3383110/advice-needed-genotype-compatibility

Lol, the more you keep saying this only reveals how intellectually-bankrupt you have become, such paralysis at the use of intellect and newness,this recycled jargons only qualifies as a mantra showcasing you never had a proper education, where were you when your mates were studying biology? Or has the internet become so forbidden for you to do research on things far from your knowledge? smh!..lol

What kind of man begs a fellow Nairalander for ideas on how to get laid?Want kind of man gets blocked serially by teenage romance section girls for demanding nudes?Only edimolu!!!

Hahahaha, no be only want na wânk olodo, i can sense the tensed nervousness and agitation in your words..olodo *Clears throat* so now it is to get laid and demand nudes again, buhahahahahha? Guy, see the way your brain cells keep flunctuating, if only you were not a declining entity in the art of wits, if only you aren't so lazy to read and understand words, if only you have the brains and talents to conjure new words, if only! you have lost drive with reality, now you have settled for resignation in success and stagnation in disses! Old-fool

Son , the only way your life will be considered successful is for you to write a Will right now instructing your family to bury you without a coffin for the earth to feed on your corpse without the stress of getting the cheap wooden coffin to compensate for your wasteful birth. You’re born to be cursed. Birthed to die like a homeless degenerate. Nairaland is succeeding where your father failed; giving you the attention that was a luxury in your home.

Niccur shut the fûck up, do not call me son, i am not your son, you would wish to ever regard a child son right? Never, it aint happening, you will remain unmarried and childless till your dying days! Lonely-bastard fool at forty oshi!

Dude listen up, you are nothing but a wounded horse thinking his words still matter in the ways and tides of great minds! That recycled hogwash you put up there is as weighty as a basket filled with your filthy- mother's pungent urine, you are a miserable fellow who lacks inner direction,a failure who logs on to nairaland with various monikers to vent his life's fustrations on fine minds, just so you know, blaming others for your misfortunes is just a temporary-relief, your reality still awaits you as you log out, lezz the self-limited bastard, always wanting everyone to be a failure like him inorder to boost a non-existent ego...your trademark should be "if nobody succeeds perhaps failure aint a bad idea"!

My last quote to you was 1:29 pm.
You were online in Nairaland even as at 2:38 pm. Mustitasking?You inherited every molecular prostituting cell of your mother's DNA

One word! "FOOL" it means one who is unintelligent, one without wisdom, which is entirely what you are,blood of jesus, how can someone be this stupid now, "seek first to understand" a common principle that doesn't manifest in your brain!D

The scatterbrained sozzled-idiot can't even spell the word properly,olodo Do you not know what multi-tasking is?, let me aid your addled brain, for your information, it means doing more than one thing at a time, which validates why i told you i couldn't give you a proper reply, but like an uneducated-schizophrenic-patient who without fervent reading and thinking assumed foolishly yet again hence bumping into my mention like a man void of potentials and vision

Don't fúck with me. You're inherently inferior to me from the basics of evolution

Another pathetic cry for vindication, pleeeaaaseee, niccur i already fûcked with you ten times than those drunks did to your whorish mother! How else do you want me to force that into your militant head?

Fearlez you are weak, your words are weak, it shows you applying much pressure, you have embedded yourself in the delusions of watery disses that it has shut the doors of improvision on you, dickface,i have seen all your stale disses time and again, so please bring me pain, something new-worthy, for once in your life, improvise intelligently, craft your words well, all i see are just some cheeky-recycled-verbiages! Creativity is exciting!..let it be your motto!

Stupid-dunce

DriveByKiller:
Evils!!!! You captured my mind , brother. He deliberately avoided that post so those who searched his moniker wouldn't see it.

Damn!!! You're a fücking genius!!!

postmann:
Your mother's sin was pathing her wrinkled thighs before a grandchamp in failure like your dad, the sickle-cell carrier who is partly responsible for the molecular deficiencies in your DNA.


Your father was the only one who offered her marriage. She was a good-for-nothing, old fùvk whose pussy lips was brushed by countless priçks. Your parents' meeting was a collusion of failures with a resultant effect of little dumb-dumb edimolu who sprang from a gonorrhea infested pussy.



Your dead mother is in hell and satan, with his burning rod of a dick is doggy-banging her and her flabby breasts bounce fiverishly like an old school bell (if you like plagiarize this again) .

She's being sex-tortured in hell for being LovePeddler, a cheap one with nothing to show for except a retaŕd of a son whom she left behind in a cold world to be horse-whipped by lezz and Posty. . She bleeds from her battered pussy as satan's hot, burning rod raptures her cervix.

DriveByKiller:
loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

postmann:
And who takes into account the words of a pot-valou-ed, get-online-fame-or-die-trying sociopath?

postmann:
Your mother's sin was pathing her wrinkled thighs before a grandchamp in failure like your dad, the sickle-cell carrier who is partly responsible for the molecular deficiencies in your DNA.


Your father was the only one who offered her marriage. She was a good-for-nothing, old fùvk whose pussy lips was brushed by countless priçks. Your parents' meeting was a collusion of failures with a resultant effect of little dumb-dumb edimolu who sprang from a gonorrhea infested pussy.



Your dead mother is in hell and satan, with his burning rod of a dick is doggy-banging her and her flabby breasts bounce fiverishly like an old school bell (if you like plagiarize this again) .

She's being sex-tortured in hell for being LovePeddler, a cheap one with nothing to show for except a retaŕd of a son whom she left behind in a cold world to be horse-whipped by lezz and Posty. . She bleeds from her battered pussy as satan's hot, burning rod raptures her cervix.

DriveByKiller:
I haven't disses you enough? My dear I don't eat corpse nah.

You belong to the vultures to be picked clean or the element to metamorphize your corpse into something more useful than your life has been.

Oga panadol? you remember that line I used in December ? Looooooooooolz, my words keep haunting your memories.. no wonder you stalk with your alternate (edimolu) like I made away with your original birth certificate.

I still haven't told you your mother's cúnt is still kept fresh, undecayed in her grave from the assortment of sp£rm she she amassed during her whoring lifetime.

Is there any other painful line you can remind me of?

postmann:
Education and you are don't mix like water and oil.



Once again you reflect the era of mediocrity and the loss in value of our educational standard. The emboldened bear the horrible mark of your poor tuition.



You dare to teach your grandmother how to suck egg! A benighted, adult-educated, quasi-literate like you. You ran off with your surface, Google-aided research. May thunder locate your thick skull with flashes of eloctrode and force-transmit sense into you. (It's ik just a matter of time before you plagiarize this)

You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*You are a 40+ year old fool with the wisdom of a child!

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"


Your lengthy thesis is the evidence of your pain. But this is only the beginning. The price you pay for this humiliation is to copy postmann and lezz then employ it against others, pretending your mucus brain has something like life in it.

You've never been good at anything. Academically you're below average, socially, you're a cold-blooded reptilian frog, drowning in solitude. How many girls here have found you a lousy bore?

The apple never falls far from the tree, your DNA donors can't pass on what they never had.

Small time, riff-raff!

DriveByKiller:
Looooooooooolz!!!! This lad takes every written word too seriously.
I just gave you a telling example that you don't need long epistle to deliver jaw-shattering punches.

Now you're whining because those lines caused you temporal retardation sufficient to fall outside the box of normal intelligence.

See you around Mr. 40 years old Hahahahaha

DriveByKiller:
The tormented cockroach heeds the call. Ladies and gentlemen, let us await for another strained effort at comeback.

You can actually mental-picture him sweating and pulsating as he bends down to peer into those chines cloned phones to spring another long, generic drivel.

DriveByKiller:
[s]I don't know what to address, the desperation or the myriad of grammatical pratfalls evidencing a child conceived by a whoring substance-abuser.


How is it possible for one post to contain so much blunders.

At any rate, when your daddy was just an absentee sp£rm donor and mummy was a shiftless sewer drain, why will Nairaland not be burdened by a retrograde cyber orphan?

You missed your English class half the time your grandpa was chasing your mom out to go look for the aimless bottom dog who popped her up!



This is what happens when your mother's Vjay has got more piercings than a needle cushion.

If your mum wasn't a greedy tárrt, she would have stuck to anal and save us all from witnessing the replica of your father's inferior DNA and stall the pollution of the cyber environment with an unwanted child left to street-feed.

Damn! To even suggest I am dissing you when I simply told of your life here in Nairaland is beyond pathetic.

You're my customer: victory easily guaranteed with every single stroke of my sword.

Your grandchildren will never forgive you for having the foolhardiness to come against me.

Edimolished.

DriveByKiller:
Frustration and joblessness is when someone is ignored all day and he wakes up by 5 am on a Monday morning interchanging monikers eagerly awaiting a response from the only person who makes his life worth living.

I'm more than oxygen to you. I'm your make-believe that your life isn't the accidental spark of evolution without aim or purpose.

Your life and failures will always reflect your parents' poor spousal choices. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6684420_screenshot20180212053653_jpegb9ccb07d7916755758196a0b1c573673

DriveByKiller:
Frustration and joblessness is when someone is ignored all day and he wakes up by 5 am on a Monday morning interchanging monikers eagerly awaiting a response from the only person who makes his life worth living.

I'm more than oxygen to you. I'm your make-believe that your life isn't the accidental spark of evolution without aim or purpose.

Your life and failures will always reflect your parents' poor spousal choices. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6684420_screenshot20180212053653_jpegb9ccb07d7916755758196a0b1c573673

*I beg hard.don for tips
*I got vexed cos lala crushed on him
*I send pm to over a million female nairalanders
*All offline girls hate
*Marine blocked me on whatsapp
*I live a lonely and boring life
*I am a sickle cell carrier, known as SS

DriveByKiller:
[s]did he actually joined “boring” with an hyphen together with “fairy tale” ?

Boring is an adjective nah. Its grammatical duty is to qualify nouns nah! So why add an hyphen?
Same thing with “complete dunce “

I dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot who killed English deader than his uncles killed his mother.

Hyphens are often used as compound adjectives to create compound modifiers. e.g attention-craving edimolu.

But how do you expect someone like edimolu who doesn’t know the difference between “am” and “I’m” to grasp more complicated English structure?

I will never grace that bedazzled human garbage with a direct correspondence ever again. His grammatical mastery is below the standard of a 13 year old truant.[/s]

DriveByKiller:
[s]see who calls someone sex starved! Chai! This repulsive vermin who would gladly lick lala247's sanitary pad when she pooh-poohed him like a leprous gawk after months of ceaseless stalking and harassment.

A dude who has been blocked on WhatsApp by a handful of teenage romanceland girls after he came salivating like a morooned dog.

Dude who crawled up to a little boy in NL ( harddon) begging for tips on how to bed a girl in his own street.

A feral rat who sends a dozen PM's a day, taking stalking to new heights.

You're just another notch in the belt in romanceland. A thoroughly iced-out idiot looking for relevancy out of the pit of his oblivion.

A mentally tortured dolt who hasn't healed from the schism of his dead mother.

One wonders what daddy ever succeeded in achieving. Maybe his only contribution in your life was donating his nutrients-deficient sperm in a fit of drunken rage and abandoning the hoe who had enough vagina disease to fill up a whole wing of disease control unit/ward in any federal government hospital.

A mono-fixated romance section addict who has never made any meaningful contribution or thread to Nairaland except litter the forum with the myriad of his family problems and deformed DNA formation.


I have resolved never to respond to an illiterate, doucherag like you, slithering like a dust-eating worm who nature carefully fúcked in every of his orifices, but sometimes having you for weekend snacks is irresistible.



Rebellious dirt-bag[/s]

postmann:
[s]turning the lock on my front door open, I walked into a half-lit living room. Everything was in order just the way they were in the morning. Well, not until I walked into the bedroom and there was a pinky creature spreadout across my bed. Turning on the lights and behold him...![/i]

...A rectum-iching, phallus-in-taking, dumb and broke jss 2f dunce who follows me from thread to thread trying to force a friendship. Bìtchass faggit with a gapping, lezz-brutalized anùs!

You should know postmann don't mingle with filths like you. And that's the reason I drove you out of the HammerOfThor temple when you came to worship me like an awe-struck devout. I loath dummies, even the ones like you who offer themselves freely like a love-drunk woman.

It must never be heard that postmann was caught mingling with someone soft in the head like you. It still beats me how you found yourself in jss 2F!!! You slow-witted riff-raff. And you had the guts to issue a correspondence to me in an effort to boost your lost-in-the-wind ego. Damn!

Time and again, you abuse this borderless platform by gate-crashing into an assemblage of noble intellects, you unlettered peasant from a family of incestuous vultures and murderers. I forbid your show of shame and revolt against established hierarchical order.

There's a place for you and your ilk who are intellectually and biologically homuncular; the 6th realm of the society where you remain in servitude, serving as amusement to the leisure of the privileged. From the abundance of their fulfillment will your own life be measured, just like a dog feed from the surplus of his master.

Now begone, you fragmentary, evolutionary sub-humanoid[/s]

postmann:
It's a family affair. No need to get involved. Did you see a like and a share there? It was from him.

Now go get busy with something else.

DriveByKiller:
Peeping coward, I'm still around. Stop ducking like a cheap wh0re.

DriveByKiller:
Did this jerk sleep off with his phone in his hands and suddenly woke up to the realisation the game is still on?

Now see who claimed I deft sleep to have the last say when he suddenly peeps back to drop a post. Why oh why , would dick-gagging pr0stitute be allowed to bear children when we all know they are genetically and mentally mutated.

edimolu has been brutalized so bad he couldn't even quote a post correctly. He got the whole thing muddled up.
He calls them generic. Hahahahaha, whenever a diss hots home, he makes it a habit to complain about the diss

My better customer


I'm more brutal than your uncles, boy. When I kill my victims, I ensure they are buried without a coffin so the earth can benefit from their unproductive corpse eventually.

That's what's your uncles fail to do. Anyways, I heard the bitch was allowed to be buried in her father's compound as her grave is unmarked like a chicken dumpsite.

Lonely pussy.

postmann:
Bros, we're only exchanging words. Why would you resort to physical attack?

Aha!!! My words and that of lezz are digging into your heart, cutting vital arteries, inflicting so much pain and emotional torture on your pathetic soul.


You're a real fool. A poor pretender. Truly, you'd make a go at it if you see me physically. You're my most tortured victim so far on this forum.

Edi-mumu!

DriveByKiller:
He has babe!! The mythical babe I made you abandoned on new year's eve when I schlonged you and leave you bleeding for new year's Day?

You have girl friend and you were stalking harddon for tips on how to woo a girl on your own street.

who does that if not a self-coronated wankster!!!Edimugu, the shameless inbred who hates Lezz because his crush has eyes for lezz

The only girlfriend you have are my posts which you have crammed more than law students cram court records in judicial precedents.

But, I will always guarantee:Your death is comfirmed soon as i put pen to paper,Let me swap your soul with that of a pig's and stump your snout on your own shiit,i rip your heart out and put a ticking timebomb in its stead. You hear the ticking seconds of what remains of your worthless life.Electromagnetic reaction ripping you to a million worthless pieces. Your last sight was me, Lordofhadez , putting you to eternal sleepYour bed on earth, a shallow murky grave,Your resting place yonder, a bed of flames. 'm your evil angel who will never fly over you.ou'll ride on my burning wings to hadez,depositing your confused soul in coolest chambers of hell and make your mama watch in recurring dreams.. until she starts burning red candles in appeasement.You wasteful unbeliever

DriveByKiller:
I truly believe a disgruntled clientele of your mother swapped your destiny with that of a ram.

How you will focus all your life on Lezz to the extent of stalking a male on cyberspace, reading his posts when you can't read your books for 5 minutes.

Even screaming when I repeat my old punchlines is beyond pathetic. You're obsessed with me. Black bedazzled creepy creep.

This is what I sensed in you when I threw all your subtle pleas and friendly gestures off the window.

You're a maniacal imbecilic stalker with severe mental imbalance and emotionally impaired.

To top it all you don't even have girlfriend but you have to settle for the thin-legged , shapeless optina1 who is rejected like a louse in Nairaland...who has the imbecility to contest for miss Nairaland given her hideous looks with no single campaign team or support from anyone.

Two twerps in a pity union. Now you were exposed as a pm- abuser, bothering girls in Nairaland with pm like a drug addict.

Phew! I'm just beating you to see if your emotional well-being could be realigned. I don't hate you.

But something tells me your life is as pathetic and miserable offline as it is on Nairaland.

postmann:
You don't need anyone to tell you you lack the basic chromosomes responsible for a healthy, well balanced individual.

A collections of all your posts on this thread leaves one with an irrefutable conclusion that your cursed, a social and a psychopathic lout who needs help.

What does it matter if a girl beat you in jss 2 or ss 2? What mattered is that you were beaten by girl.

And for finding yourself in jss 2f, six classes down the pecking order serves as an evidential boost while you mentally lazy and intellectually wanting

DriveByKiller:
chai!!!

The fool's mother was a woman of low expectations. She only expected doofus edimolu to continue the family tradition by bringing little bastards back home and rearing them like a cattle breeding ground.

Can't you see the idiot now begging for me to quit?

He's now accusing me of denying myself sleep to have the last say..when the dunderhead has been relishing quoting me since.

The only person being denied sleep is his mother's ghost who jerks up from limbo anytime I word-knife her and her pathetic moronic son.

DriveByKiller:
just a couple as his dead bîtxh of a mother who has the expertise to bend a dick with her tongue and wrists.

Hot the fool hard , he deflects and claim he's enjoying it.

Hit him softly and the coward will start throwing weak lines to claim winner.

Dude is as coy as a pussy. That's why he would deny any accusation you present to him even with facts. Just like he denied the grammatical blemish he spawned a few minutes ago.

Edimolu is just one cranked up idiot and as petty as deranged juvenile.

I decided to just give him some brutal jabs and the bîtxh is claiming to be ok with it when he's clearly seething with rage.

Dead son of a dick-scheming cunt. No wonder your mother was cooing like a pigeon at the sight of a dick.

You will always guarantee me the easiest victory in Nairaland. you try too hard, fanboy.

postmann:
Anything just to have a semblance of a fightback.


Pathetic empty skull. Jss 2f dunce. You owe your dead mother so much. First among which is to go and look for that girl that beat you up in ss 2. So much mountainous tasks ahead of you before you can dream of facing your killer uncles.

Bloody outcast. Your mother's 9 month gestational period was all for nothing since you're this mentally impaired and biologically limited.

Woe on your miserable life that took a nose dive before it even began.

Sickle-cell-ed idiot!
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