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Infinitely USELESS TEAM.

Only a donkey would actually think a loss is better than a draw. Even a retarded person with no idea of football wouldn't do that.

Only a donkey would actually think a loss is better than a draw. Even a retarded person with no idea of football wouldn't do that.

Only a 1st class donkey from space would think a loss is better than a draw, first class donkey i tell you .

After Dortmund drew i thought Bayern could atleast pretend to still be fighting for the title, obviously the players are more interested in Van Gaal'S balls.

Dayo's Moronicity is the authentic type.

These tory too mushhh make we dance jare

You are a bonafide M U M U, you think we don't know Bayern lost eh  ?

Chai , this my team sef . Ritchboy Let's laff together abeg

See me wahala o, NEPa struck, before i could put fuel and switch on i see 4 - nil again

Walcott is in revenge mood maen !

i go ease myself return to see 2 nil , can you believe it ?

^ probably Lahm, he looks like the licking type.

"what a day it must have been; they all woke up, drove to training . . . . "

Eiyah, don't worry donkey, it is well. 14 points is not impossible to cover in leagues like the Zimbabwean, Yemeni or German leagues

effing Robben

. . .err iya Gboyega please tell your husband to put his loud speakers on standby, and tell mama Ramota we might need her services at the kitchen tonight . . .

So every body from plateau now lives in lag shay ?

Sahin we love you . Confirmed 3 for Dortmund.

But wait o, what is that i'm seeing about Mertesacker. . . Ummmn. . . .micro phone check.

What does gej have to do with this ? People went for Xmas eve service and were attacked, that's what we should look at. Many of the J boys i'm with (here in lagos) confidently say their people will end it this time around. I'm sure you don't need an interpreter to tell you what they mean by "end it".

@op, i only wish you had fallen into their hands, it would have made a nice thread on NL.

Yeah ! Barrios is back

I was just kidding myself hoping this team could do a double over united, Berba would celebrate like it's Xmas.

Honestly you guys better pray Torres comes, cos Anelka and Kalou obviously don't fill the gap any longer.

You too dey watch Sci-fi Eddy, why yu no talk say na african remote de man dey use?ￂ

, forget that thing, paranormal o, sci-fi o, all na the same thing. Na the same car in different colour.

see why blaming wenger at times sef is a bit unfair, the complacency and laissez faire attitude of the board towards success other than financial sef is unfortunate.

Abegi, the french man put the idea in their heads, sought of like inception
.

http://www.nigeriahivinfo.com/features/young_woman_infect_men.php

Eno John, 22- year-old university drop-out, pretends she is in love with any man that crosses her path and encourages him to take her to bed. That, perhaps, ends her pretensions. Minutes later; she bares her fangs and comes out in her true colours by luring her companion into the hotel toilet, locks him up and escapes with all his valuables, including cars, where applicable. Until October 30 this year, when she had her last operation, nobody knew that the Akwa Ibom State-born trickster is living with HIV. Not a few of the men that took her to bed made love to her without being protected. The most vulnerable are married men who were enslaved by John's long hair, light complexion and petite stature. Little did they know that every contact with John was an invitation to self-destruction, pity and shock. Her modus opereandi was to entice her victim and lure him to a hotel room. She would then strip naked and go into the bathroom. She would thereafter invite her loverboy to join her. But what he gets is not a welcome into her embrace but a treatment that would leave him looking like a fool. She would lock the man in the bathroom and then strip him of all his possessions. John is deviant and unremorseful even in her present predicament. "Yes, 1 had problems with my boyfriend. But 1 am not an armed robber", she told the magazine. She sees nothing wrong in her using her God-given treasure to make life better for herself. "I trick men with my appearance, which is beautiful and before you know it. I lure them into the toilet and lock them up before I bolt away with whatever I could lay my hands on in their homes or hotel depending on where we meet for business", she said, displaying a devil-¬may-care attitude. John is mad with the society. She is bitter that the society murdered her parents in the avoidable shari’ah-riot that sacked Kaduna some years ago. She is angry that the society forced her out of the University Of Uyo, where she claimed she was studying Microbiology. John is incensed that the same society pushed her into prostitution. She is also irritated that married men, including those old enough to be her father; take advantage of her unenviable life to exploit her and dump her. She is particularly galled that she is tagged an armed robber. "I was not using guns to rob anybody. It is those who were looking for quick enjoyment when many of them have wives at home that fall into my trap". She explained defiantly. Recently, John was arraigned before an Abuja magistrates' court, which ordered her to be remanded in prison. John is furious that authorities of the Nigerian Prison Services, Suleja rejected her based on her HIV status. She had gone for an HIV / AIDS test six months ago shortly after she met one Ebah Elvis. The romance had been sizzl1 ng as she sneaks into Abuja to keep Elvis warm, particularly during the raining season. But the relationship became cold when Elvis informed John that he would soon get married and. . . . . . .

So there is an award for not goal scored but goal created? Why are GAYYners just brainless, Soon we should award the person who took the throw- in that led to the pass that led to the final pass.

And who is more brainless, the one who thinks that a team with the highest goal scorer is more successful than the team that actually won or the one who disagrees ?

^ And they lost cos of a goal created by a . . . . .

Two Arsenal Players played against each other in the final game of the world cup. The goal that won the world cup was created by the boots of the Arsenal Footclub of london ltd. captain, when was the last time a bundesliga player did that ?

Make them talk, as for me and my family, we want the milk . . . .

Dog go chop theￂ roasted meat, then you go enter hell fire ,  ￂ you and Hitler go dey share the same  Room( self contained o)  dem go come still  give you tranformer hug there,  you will then

This is evil, why ? Why ?! . I'm still decoding the latent meaning