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mukina2:
Diaby own better be april fool sha

Lol .

Bintus2much:
Delta State -Asaba N40 billion Airport Test Flight Scam


. . . . . . SaharaReporters sources stated that the aircraft landed by way of mobile telephone communication between the pilot and air traffic controllers on the ground as the airport tower is yet to become operational.
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http://www.saharareporters.com/news-page/photonews-delta-state-asaba-n40-billion-airport-test-flight-scam

This one has caught me off guard, can't stop laughing . Is that even possible ? OMG

(@ trekkie, missed u guys too.)

. . . Einstein then changes the subject of the conversation by shocking Aunt Sylvia,"dear aunt, i think i'd love to have a baby". The room was suddenly silent for a few seconds, though it could have been minutes considering how long it lasted to Einstein. After a while, Sylvia put up her hands and let burst a wild guffaw, "buaaaa. . . .hahaha . . .haaaa, you . . .y . . .o u funny little son of a . .buaaaha . . .ha" . Einstein amazed at her reaction could do nothing but join her with his own sheepish laugh, "hee. . .heee . . . .heheee. ."

ritchboy:
RVP left gobsmacked by his son's stunning volley

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdenhLEypNk[/flash]

Wenger, sign him up!

If only Bendtner used his brains(or luck) half as much as that toddler. . . . Seems the dude is left footed too.

^ Frustration begat frustration. A loser will always be a loser.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12929623

German police say they have detained a 25- year-old man after three suspected explosive devices were found outside Borussia Dortmund's football stadium. Three devices were also found in the flat of the suspect, who is a Bayern fan. The Federal Criminal Police Office said he was arrested in Cologne on Tuesday after e- mailing anonymous tips about planned attacks to the authorities. Suspected bombs found near Borussia Dortmund stadium

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/mar/31/810.html

Mimiko, Jimoh Ibrahim differ over encounter at airport Ademola Oni

The encounter between the Ondo State Governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, and billionaire politician, Mr. Jimoh Ibrahim, at the Akure Airport on Wednesday appeared to have left sour grapes in the mouths of the two political gladiators. The chance meeting of Mimiko and Ibrahim at the airport almost degenerated to a physical confrontation as an attempt to exchange pleasantries between the two was said to have resulted in some altercations. The Ondo State Government in a statement on Wednesday by the Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Kolawole Olabisi, said the businessman claimed that he was going to "burn down the state with the governor" and ensure that the state "becomes ungovernable." Olabisi said Ibrahim "pointed angrily at the governor" as Mimiko moved towards to 10- man delegation of the Chief Executive Officer of Global Fleet at the airport to express his sympathy on the kidnap of Ibrahim's mother in Ondo State last week. Ibrahim, a chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party in Ondo State, in a statement in Lagos on Wednesday however, described the claims of the governor as a " shameful disgrace." He explained that Mimiko courted trouble by "visiting a private jet (Ibrahim's jet) at the airport without being invited," a development, he contended, was a "security risk." On sighting the businessman's delegation at the airport, Olabisi said, "Governor Mimiko promptly moved to the group and exchanged pleasantries with them but Mr. Ibrahim distanced himself, he pointed angrily in his face and bellowed, 'Look, am not interested in your greetings. "I will ensure that we burn Ondo State down and burn you with it. I will deal with you and your bunch of rabble rousers'." The CPS said the case had called on the "Presidency to take note of the statements made by Mr. Ibrahim" in case of any violence in the coming elections." He added, "We want to warn that the era of gun point democracy is gone; the people of the State are no animals to be captured and caged at will. The Police and other security agencies should take judicial note of Mr Jimoh Ibrahim's vow of violence and be on the lookout." Ibrahim, in the statement said, said, "He (Mimiko) said he had made unsuccessful calls to my phone and bowed to apologise to me over my mother's kidnap. I asked him if he was the kidnapper. In the process, he tried to greet other people around me, but they refused to answer him. "Thereafter, we departed for Lagos and Mimiko issued a press statement with all sorts of lies." The billionaire believed he reserved the right to chose whom to greet saying, "Mimiko may burn the state on his own and put anybody's name on it, but to us, that is not an issue. "Whatever he sowed, he shall reap. I am not currently contesting any election in the state and it is my right to choose whom I greet and who to take greetings from." He added, "Mimiko visiting a private aircraft without invitation, when he is not an airport official, is a security risk and amounts to conduct unbecoming of a governor."

but why would you give someone such an amount for a product not yet delivered ?
I hope you get that money back .

No be only 500 million. Evil politician pay thugs to unleash mayhem on innocent people and you expect him to go unpunished ? I hope he gets sentenced to death if he's found guilty.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=635192.msg8022234#msg8022234 date=1301553534]True talk, but why must you wait for Dangote's idea?? It may not even work for you. IMO[/quote]Dude, whether we like it or not that guy is rich resource any aspiring business man can tap from. It is common practice all over the world for trail blazers to leave words of gold behind for freshers. Buffet, Gates, Ellison et al all do it.

^ My main problem with Dangote is his refusal to put down in literature his ideas, strategies and general approach to business in Nigeria. If he did it would help a lot of youthful minds who've failed to grasp the simple fact that oil is not an actual money spinner , just helps grease the wheels.

I expect the result to be similar to the PDP primaries where Atiku could barely put a dent on the Jonathan behemoth. I'm certain BB won't win a single state in the SS, SE and even SW. BB could take may be Niger state in the NC; while the NW would be BB's best bet with states like Zamfara and Kano etc. ( kaduna is a no go area for them though). I'm not sure about the NE but i know it's Goodluck territory too.

Real funny ish . Rats yes, but cats ? Find that hard to buy though.

Where are the other contestants ?

Why arè the Germans so obsessed with Arsenal ?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/scotland/9438033.stm
A German teenage tourist has admitted throwing a banana at Brazil star Neymar at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday, Arsenal football club have confirmed. Neymar accused Scotland fans of racist behaviour during Brazil's 2-0 win. The Scottish Football Association denied the claims that he was racially abused by the Tartan Army. A club statement read: "The Metropolitan Police are satisfied there was no racist intent and no further action will be taken." An SFA statement on Monday said: "The Scottish FA refutes claims from Neymar that he was the victim of racist jeers."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/scotland/9438033.stm

A German teenage tourist has admitted throwing a banana at Brazil star Neymar at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday, Arsenal football club have confirmed. Neymar accused Scotland fans of racist behaviour during Brazil's 2-0 win. The Scottish Football Association denied the claims that he was racially abused by the Tartan Army. A club statement read: "The Metropolitan Police are satisfied there was no racist intent and no further action will be taken."

As for me, i don't think it's a coincidence that we're experiencing a fast economic growth at this point in time. Many Nigerians, and Africans at large, realise how important China's cheap goods are to our existence.

Why would OBJ die and leave skunk like IBB and Atiku in this world ? We need you to continue giving them PAIN

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12867892

Public concern is growing about China's  increasing economic power, according to a new global poll conducted for BBC World Service. The survey was carried out by the  international polling firm GlobeScan/PIPA  among more than 28 ,000  people in 27  countries. It reveals that the respondees who say that  China becoming more powerful economically  is a bad thing have increased substantially  across a number of China's key trading  partners—and especially in the major rich countries Compared to BBC World Service polling in 2005 ,  negative views of China's growing economic power rose - and are now in the majority - in the US, France,  Canada, Germany and Italy. Negative views also grew significantly in countries such as the UK and Mexico but remain outnumbered by  positive views in those countries. But across the survey as a whole, China was still  viewed positively. Across all countries polled, an average of 50 %  expressed a positive view of China's economic power,  while 33 % were negative. [size=14pt]The two nations with the most positive views of China' s economic growth were in Africa - Nigeria (82 %) and  Kenya (77 %).[/size] Indeed positive views were in the majority in all five  African countries surveyed. Across the developing nations polled, positive views of China were more numerous than negative ones - with  the exception of just one country, Mexico. China's new economic power fans fear,  BBC poll finds By Andrew Walker Economics correspondent, BBC World Service The value of China's currency is a major source of concern for many nations.

Just wondering if our support is an informed one or out of ignorance

After all the hula balu, Nigerians will flock to the polls and vote the umblerra back in because we know charlatans when we see them. PDP does have it's problems but it's light years ahead of any other set up we have in this country, if not this continent.

A reasonable section of the populace are clamourini for sharia implementation and that simply cannot be ignored by the govt. This is not different from how a reasonable section are clamouring for resource control, these things have to addressed now.

Poor Bayern

fstranger3:
Its because they are jobless

If they had jobs, they wouldnt be doing shyyt like that


I cant wait to see the stupidd questions they'd ask.

Niaja youths. . . SMH. No be the same people we dey talk about.
School for morning, all night yahooing for night, expo for end of semester. Naija youth!!!!

, isn't that a bit prejudicial ? Besides most don't fall in that category.

. . .he replies, "just a second hon". He rushes into the bathroom to use some mouth wash and cologne before dashing to the door. He opens the door to see it was his hairy great aunt, Sylvia, who sweated a lot . .

^ thanks for the info P , btw i missed u too. You know neva gave me a solution to that 'little' problem i had in the romance section

Bayern could use their appearance in next year's UEFA cup to get back on their feet. Just hope they get a coach with bigger balls

It's nice buhari has support like this, one thing i'm sure of is that he will not win even in katsina not to mention kaduna state. He's ok but past his time.
At the end of the day the average Nigerian will choose PDP over all these mushrooms that are looking for any means to have access to the national treasury.