₦airaland Forum

I love Buhari. I hate Jonathan's corrupt government.

Luizkid:
but today you can hold 8gig on the tip of your finger...
Moral of the story... Nothing last forever.

my very tiny memory card is 32gig...now that's what we call technological rEVOLUTION!!!

My friend is over qualified for this placement. WHAT'S THE LOCATION? LAGOS?

Sall:
Lies, cooked and organized confessions. Religion and scam. RELATED.

its ur choice to either BELIEVE or be DAMNED...

layinkakeem:
Op you stole this picture from me ! It's my pic. !

Chinekeeee!!! OP so u stole this guy's Witch? Better return his Witches and Wizards oooh before..........**clears throat**

slickb:
. eleyi gidi gan

...I say this thread is very strong

9jii:
Its a trick that has to do with Magnetic ++

he inserted or tied a big magnetic device in his buttocks. Something about opposites retraction. Negative + positive. Its a matter of getting a very large magnet and dropping the opposite side of it on the floor. It won't allow u sit.

naijamark:
With all these excuses of yours, guys still make Firsts in Nigeria. People who fail and who will remain failures will blame everyone else except themselves.

yea, brilliant guys still make First class here in Naija, but not as rampant as oversea-made First Class.

funmo:
a 5th Class graduate from Lautech will easily make first Class over there though!!!...



University of Kent questions

venue: your room (with AC, fan, coffee and internet... with Beethoven playing underneath)

10 minutes

1. Add up 2 + 3

options


A. 5
B. five
C. 3 + 2
D. all of the above



LAUTECH questions

venue: on the podium

60 seconds

1. Analyze the working principle of how 2 plus 3 equals 23 according to LaPlace, Newtonian and Abacha's theorems


WE ARE TRYING IN THIS COUNTRY



I blog at my signature

now that's what I'm talking about. This dude just got it right. Make the first class here in Nigeria and we shall HAIL thee. Not some merry-go-round student seeking private university of KENT.

klem93:
...and someone called police on us. They allowed us converge on the street and then locked us out...

lol UK police actually thought..."Since this is a gathering of Nigerians, Maybe they thought u guys are plotting a COUP D'ETAT against the Queen

kaydguru:
I can assure you if you come to the UK u will surely fail

I don't really think so Bro...

**reading through almost 500 page text without any "eye-deer" of where exam Questions will come from?

**offering about 25 courses in one semester (for Education students)

**borrowed courses are more than core courses

**tougher marking schemes used by lecturers.

Damn!!! Naija I hail thee! If not for strike and inadequate infrastructure, oyibo would have come down here to learn work.

bushdoc9919:
Even then....five out of 20?

Plus....questions are repeated from past papers in every university. (Not wholesale).

The reason why UK unis do better is simple.

1)No strike.

2.They have enough lecturers. More than enough

3) The libraries work.

4.Teaching is done with the student's input into matters. The school wants to help you learn better.

5.Lecturers have time and money to do research.

6)Students live comfortably. No light issues.

your argument is very coherent and valid but I'm comparing the exam standard in both varsities. I'm a lecturer and I can tell u that we've got very strict and tough setting here in Nigeria than the "easy ride" exams they have over there.

All these First Class that overseas universities are sharing....**no comment**

My friend who schools in UK said their lecturers gives them a list of 20 questions to revise. In the exam, about 5 out of the 20 questions will be set. Now tell me why Buhari wouldn't smash First class in any UK varsity.

The teacher in the first pic gave The first student 0/30% ...As in (zero...over...thirty percent)
Percentage as I was taught is 100. Which one be 0/30% again? Who should be blamed? Teacher or student?

wiloy2k8:
was really good in dat . mid night cooking in my presido's room . i and my niga tsola . 1 sharp warri boy wld go arnd (girls room) beg for all ingredients , including rice gas and pot .

lol

Back in undergraduate days, My roomie's middle name was "Habakkuk"

Meeeehn!!! Even if ingredients no dey, we'll go abegging for onions, pepper, maggi, rice, etc until every every complete. Then I'll hand-over to him and voila!!! Food don done!

emmydeep:
same here. Please who can sugest an alternative to Nairaland?.

u're seeking alternative already? Kai!
If its not nairaland, then its not the same thing as nairaland

Hello guys,
I noticed that my nairaland login doesn't hold anymore. I log in now to read news and comments and I'm asked to login again after about 5 - 10 minutes.

This is unlike before where I can only log myself out. Is it just me or am I seeing things?

Asuokaa:
ok....

I saw only the Episode 1 and gave up interest. I thik u just rekindled my interest in that series. Make I search my movie archives asap!

asscb:
Ain't reading this poo

lazy reader! if u take TOEFL test that's when u'll learn to read and comprehend lengthy texts in 3minutes.

docphresh:
Why not Jay Jay or papillo

they don't have coaching licenses! Shebi na person wey go school na him dey find work? They didn't attend any professional coaching course, therefore, they don't wanna be coaches!!!

osasboy:
But if you can't access it,may be you drop your email address and I will forward it to you.

pls I need the excel manual. I need to be grounded in advanced excel operations to prepare me for a promotion interview in my place o' work. Thanks.

Highhillhenry@yahoo.com

Against Chad last month abi two months, Keshi invited a player with no CLUB and even gave him number 10 shirt yet kept him on the bench. Enough settlement. Keshi must have shared the dude's allowance into four and gave him one part while taking the remaining 3parts.

The big boss F-ed up big time!!!

ndudichukwumah:
Thesame field

Business admin? Imsu doesn't have that as a discipline, what they have is Management, Acc, Marketin, Insurance & Banking/Finance (All under the Faculty of Business administration)

ndudichukwumah:
Please help Make further enquiry.. I have HND-lower credit and PGD 2.98 grade in business admin..

what discipline do u intend running a Masters degree in?

I remember watching Tiwa savage b4 she came into limelight here in Nigeria. Performing and reaching the finals of the UK edition of X-factor

She performed background vocals for Whitney Houston, 50 Cent, Destiny's Child, Black eyed peas, Eminem, Robbie Williams, Mary J Blige etc.

She did all these before we even knew her here in Naija.
Who then is saying that DonBaba Jay discovered her?

starlingslimnet:
And Christ said "Do not Let your right hand know what your left hand is doing" If you do you have receive your reward. Again he said "Do not seek to receive glory from one another"


T.B Joshua is Satanic.... he can do whatever he wish only he should not call himself a man of God cause he is not.

tell me Bro, who shall we believe? Tb joshua preaching salvation and helping people not minding critics OR your kinds openly castigating his ministry?

Huh?

umt13:
Boko haram are not muslims and also PMB is not boko haram.


Pls those igbos that called our humble president as boko haram leader should stop it.

Nigeria is a great nation, all those white mens dont want us to be developed dtz why are causing all this trouble.


May Almighty Allah help those displaced brothers. Ameen

God bless you Nwanne m (my brother). Na ur kind of person we need for this country. Don't mind all senseless mofos yarning rubbish abt our con3!!!

philipopo:
Brotherman, u've really done well by giving a detailed xplanation. I appreciate ur comments so far. Can u pls help me with ur phone no, there are other stuffs i would like to ask u personally. One Love.. .

highhillhenry@yahoo.com. Send me an Email and I'll drop it for u (I don't wanna drop my phone No here for security purposes). Stay blessed.

ndudichukwumah:
Can IMSU accept HND. AND PGD FOR MSC

if u've got HND and have completed your PGD with an acceptable grade. Your prefered dept. in IMSU will definitely admit you for M.Sc

UnknownT:
That Osinbajo meme with Buhari on the mere commissioner topped the chart when it was posted then

recall...hahahahahahaha...bwahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!