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Dear **************,

We are pleased to inform you that you were successful at the Nigerian Breweries online test

and have been shortlisted for a Computer Based Test (CBT) on Saturday 18th April,

2015 in Lagos state.

Kindly visit www.wfmcentre.com/nb2015 to retrieve and print out your test details.



NOTE: this message came to me yesterday. I have previously gotten a REGRET mail from same people. I wonder what they want from me again. Or they wanna make me travel all the way to Lagos From Owerri just to send me another Regret mail E no go work for dem!!!

kodded:
CAN ANYTHING GOOD COME OUT FROM THE NORTH ?

Idiot

dimples2:
Are you the guy up there

uhmmm...I'm not, but I'm near the guy....so?

dimples2:
O boy! I suck at maths
I reaaaaly need some private lessons



I am also a slow learner

**clears throat** when do we start?

Mc4larin:
Where can one build his first house? Is it the city in which you reside and work/do business? Or the village/town one came from?

Considering the political instability and hositlity in where one resides, which of the above is advisable to build your first house?? Because many buold houses in the village which they will not stay there...

Pls i need good answers with reasons please

at the top of mount Kilimanjaro

Tallesty1:
Going down on one knee with a ring to ask a lady to marry me is something I will never do.


If that is the only way to get a wife then I will die single.

I'm with you on this 100%......what a dullish act.

Sweetyie:
i pray make naija maths teacher be like dis oh. Most of them get pot and beer belle

I'm a Maths teacher, hotter than the dude in the pic

nerodenero:
Unfortunately the Igbos didnt vote enmasse for the General.Anyway, he'd be the President of Nigeria and not of a tribe.

But the SE prevented outrageous votes from the PDP which helped APC defeat PDP...

katzz2nd:
Damn!

lol, I can sense u're having a tickle down there...

Ladies and (gentlemen?), the hot human specimen you see
above is a supermodel named Pietro Boselli. He looks like
the regular model hunk right? probably a dumb jock… with
way too much time in the gym. Well you are Wrong! Wrong!
and Wrong!

Pietro is surprisingly a math teacher! According to his
LinkedIn, Pietro is a “researcher” at the University College of
London.

How do you get so damn hot by being a teacher? I thought
all math teachers are supposed to be geeks? Anyway this guy tops it all up by also being a Phd holder.

According to his modeling page, Pietro is 26 years old, has a
PhD in engineering, and was scouted by Giorgio Armani
himself!

Girls, would you have hated math if you had him as a
teacher? Think about it well ooooo. lol!

HaiIaintNoJoke:
please how do this work?

please how DOES this work?

janengozi:
Please help me check Ezekoye Ngozi fidelia NIS 000000212822

What state?

And...

N100 recharge card if I check and see it. Agreed?

Very hilarious picture of Patience Jonathan and Nyesom Wike! This got me ROTFL

Waiting for Jega

uzeba:
INEC please give us results for PDP and APC alone. Other parties can check their results on Linda Ikeji’s Blog

abi na to buy scratch card check dia result for JAMB website.

Where are they even located again?

The video dude should have moved closer na...make I hear say he survived to have posted this video on youtube. Na him obituary we for dey watch for Youtube...lmao

This is 2015 and we've still got similar election problems as in 1994. Nigeria sef!

jamex93:
can u tell me where I have gone wrong pls??

u showed no empathy, You quickly attributed it to PDP dogs...tell me if Boko haram now works for pdp? Must u politicize every single incident? Get sense jooooooor

If they are actually thumb printing for PDP...OMG! They are. Then they are real good agents of transformation. Thumbs up my bro's from the North.

oluwafemi113:
The old Man really need change



See as people are queuing for change

Despite the rain


APC is winning here

see how people dropped their brooms and picked up an umbrella. What's the implication? Sai GEJ

95% of Nigerians ain't ICT literate. So allergic to Modern gadgets as to know its functionalities. My polling booth has some archaic fellas as Inec officials, only the corp members seem to be very efficient and fast with the card reader. Smh

New King James version.

brito:
Can't remember d last time I watched nollywood movie.

huh? coming from a lady...I thought all Naija girls luv the shitty nollywood. Hmmm...this is a novelty

I don't believe that poll...its just an assumption by aj.

Bracket "Me and you"

Reminds me of My first love, my first kiss, my first **clears throat**. Used it as her caller tone, twas her favorite track.
Any time I hear it playing eh?, **sobs**

...She married and that ended it. I later found love in my academics now in my M.Sc finals...until Love finds me again. Adios!

What's the name of the insurance Company? I may assist.

PhockPhockMan:
Buhari can never win, get that into your skull.

correction..."Numb skull"

The information contained in the app is incomplete. Doesn't load all LGA's in Imo state. Capital "Owerri" which is divided into North, West and Municipal is not even on the list.

Off I go to SaoTome&Principe where N1 equals 115whatever...visa owa!

tracyorez:
WTF is this

it is called "Robinhood"

The girl is rubbing the guy's hood

CecyAdrian:
Lets assume it happened (although something tells me it didn't sha .) There is what is called DOA in manufactured products.DOA=dead on arrival. How is that Rochas fault,and your case is one out of how many??. Pls do not use your bad mouth to spoil someone's effort at making things right so that no one will do same to you.

I'm an ardent supporter of Rochas' administration and I still am. But that doesn't becloud my sense of knowing what's right and wrong. Why give students a greek gift? It just reduces the profile of my best candidate for the polls in the person of Owelle. Anyways......

CecyAdrian:
Hmmmmm.how come I smell lies here

I'm not obligated to tell u the truth. He's in psychology dept final year. Social sciences faculty got their laptops on Monday thru wednesday...u can confirm 4rm any one in Imsu