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Wow! The Igbos are really representing. Very industrious set of homo sapiens.

I bet indomie generation kids will wonder what's going on there in that movie scene!

tolulakin:
2. All of a sudden, she became a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER! How foolish can we be? Just all of a sudden, a programme was to be held in Abuja and olajumoke was invited as the MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER....yes, SPEAKER! The topic was 'If we were the government'... So I asked myself, was she so educated before or did she become a motivational speaker just by virtue of being lucky or someone is just playing a simply stupid fast one on us?

Oga, the interview I saw on Channels this evening with Olajumoke shows that she CAN'T speak English, not even pidgin English. How the hell can she turn motivational speaker, na Yoruba abi pidgin she wan take motivate ni?

Lol, funny comments full here oooo!

Mine was one middle age man that called me through one of my friends to come help him manage his newly established Agric Insurance Company.

After discussing at length with the man on how to set up the Coy etc., I agreed to start up work the following day.

Guess what! I never went back there again.
The man think say Agric Insurance biz na moi moi. Ha cho irim. I'm a made man now.

Should I say I worked for 0 day?? Lol

Amazingg:
Hello NLanders, I am currently in need of someone who can handle an Msc research thesis but the fellow should be knowledgeable in Error correction mechanism and co-integration. That is the methodological approach to be used in the research work.
Kindly drop your contact or send me a pm. Thanks

You got me here Bro. What's your Email add let's communicate. Highhillhenry@yahoo.com

OP, what about Banking and Surgery?

She was my student here in Imsu, I taught her in her 3rd and final year. Can't believe she's no more! RIP!

Flavour goes shirtless in his toilet........



**and it makes the headlines**
Sighs!

kilode100:
Adultery is For Adults!!..

Be Guided!

...and Infantry for infants see as u dey reason sef!

DICKtator:
I don't understand

Your blessing turned the blind boy to a seeing girl who ran to you to thank you?

How "refiner" ,I mean refining is your story!!!

little wonder, your monicker quantifies your level of thought! Smh

Twinkletwinkle:
Pls help me out, I had an issue with my car ,I had to visit the mechanic shop earlier today ,the guy removed my battery heads before proceeding wen he was done he put dem back and I started my car but noticed the navigation screen was blank and reads d following: insert map DVD , I ejected and reinserted the map disc twice den another message came on ; "system loading, don't turn off power" for a long time.. pls has anybody experienced this before? . its a Toyota Camry 2010 model

I drive a similar Camry model, my experience was that the car key was on ignition when the ba3 head was removed. It practically wiped clean all the memory readings already accumulated. Had to get a technician to do a reset. I advice u do same.

bishopoliver:
Can I have the number of the lady in jeans skirt in the 1st pixture?

what about the "flat boot" in Red leggings in the second picture?

sleekviews:
We are looking for Keke Drivers within Port Harcourt.
We have a number of new TVC Kekes we are giving out on Hire Purchase (HP).
The drivers are expected to operate around these areas: Artillery, Rumukrushi, Rumuodara, Eneka, Oil Mill/Eleme Junction and Obigbo areas.

If you are interested please leave your phone number and we will contact you.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The Driver must be responsibly MARRIED and must have a good GUARANTOR to sign their surety.

a very honest man I know that needs this tri-cycle is based in Owerri.

Hehehehehe...there was one I saw thus
"when is UBA second text going to hold"

cutetopsey:
Cutieesss ........

But why is Nigerian celeb hanging out with footballers and taking selfie with them recently??

May be na show off time era now......llllooolllllllzzzzz.....Just saying


BTW, check my signature on how to get rid excess ugly belly fats

This ur excess ugly belly fat no dey gree go?

Good info for my friends in Onitsha...lemme holla 'em asap!

He just came back from "Czech" Republic.

All the professors of abbreviatns, what the meaning of "OP"

CROWNBOBO:
CAN ANY INTERN FROM CONFIRM TO ME IF HE OR SHE HAS GOTTEN NOVEMBER ALERT

November alert gotten! Time 6:15pm today

Ama-draft bus stop in Owerri...!

Beetwaise:
3. Take lots & lots of water as it plays a role too in rebuilding the skin.


5. Exercise regularly & quit every lifestyle that causes you emotional stress so as not to trigger the emergence of free radicals in your body system.

My face use to be spot-ridden, I did the above two things and I've got a face as smooth as a baby's. Water is the best medicine.

Horoyeencar, pm me lemme share my therapy with you.

Henrydimc #NaijaBetSanta

Make una help me ask OKOROAWUSA, when will IMSU - his own university hold its own convocation? Its past 10yrs now NO CONVO...na curse?

Lol...even mtn fine dey fluctuate just like dia network

DAILY BUDGET ANALYSIS:


Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

For example, (1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000. **** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly. ***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000 **** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.



--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT? And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB. (4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that: *****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY ............


We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you......


I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!! STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age.

Does our "abunna" directly touch our boxers? Unlike d girls that drips of pee every time.

My position is...you change ur boxers every week. The tight fitting underpants is what we only change daily!

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After collecting what they could, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he shot himself. . The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates...He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him and the kinda love he has for her... . He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this..."The boss of the robbers silently grabed the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction. . The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband's head and pulls the trigger...But the gun had no bullets in it... The robbers got their gun and walked out of the house . QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION 1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife? 2. If you were the wife, what explanation would you give to your husband! 3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couple, what advice would you give? Happy weekend....

A true 17-year old Nigerian!

buzzinlee:
Like can someone be successful and rich getting it

"What Are Chances Or Oppurtunity One Get Having A
Economic Degree"



Na wa oooo!!! You mean "A economiC degree"? Or "a degree in Economics"?

Oyibo.$

The GIS scheme MAY be terminated by january next year...so says an official of the scheme!

I don't know why I hate nurses with so much passion! Tufiakwa!!! Their profession gives them no joy, and they treat human life with such disdain. Doctors nkor? Those ones na to chop salary dem sabi!!! Azhi gbakwa dis country!!!

Mogidi:
Most people lost faith in him when he couldn't predict what was to happen in his own church. Whats the use predicting what would happen in Russia why you can't predict what would happen in your house?

its not "prediction" bro! Its prophesy - God's revealed truth. U can't speak what God didn't reveal to you. In the bible, so many similar events. Gods ways are indeed far off from ours! We're all his creations.