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As a graduate of Bank/Fin, u can enrol for M.Sc programme in Banking and Finance in any university offering it which I believe all federal universities do (including my school whr I lecture - IMSU).
However, if u're interested in Management positions (And not academic positions), I advice you go for MBA in Management.
M.Sc and MBA programmes last for a period of 18months in Nigerian universities with a high degree of extension beyond the normal 18months duration due to bureaucratic bottle-necks which will ultimately require the student to pay additional fees.
Imo State university's Msc and MBA forms are on sale now for 2015/2016 session. The tuition fee for M.sc in state universities are higher than that of Federal usually 150k and 90k respectively.
Hope this helps.

Hi, I wanna marry a nurse or at least get hooked up to one I'll eventually marry. Seeing all these advantages, that's exactly what I need. should I drop my number? Lemme know.

OP, wait till the native doctor wey get am locates u in his secret mirror and comes knocking...

U and the tortoise go do one year IT for the babalawo!

MizMyColi:
well, here's my reasoning...

In a sane world, no body has just one name.
The family is the smallest unit of human interactions and an emotional centre of sorts.

We'd all be lost if we had no family to identify with, which explains the reasons a sane human would normally crave for a sense of belonging....

Now this family you belong to has a name, that is first and foremost, who you are.

Which is why you don't hear people like Khloe Kardashian saying, "I am a Khloe"...but you can hear her saying "I am a Kardashian"
There's something about pedigree that speaks volumes of the stuff you're made of.

In other words, your surname and your name are dependent on each other and actually function as ONE when it comes to introducing yourself in a formal/semi-formal setting.

So, I'd rather go with my name IS Margaret Thatcher.
As far as identifying me is concerned, none is complete without the other.
I am Margaret and I'm a Thatcher.
In other words, my name is Margaret Thatcher.

"My names are" should, or, can be used when you need to make known your different names/titles, which to a very large extent are independent of the other.

For Example;

His name is Jehovah Elshaddai.

And

His names are Jehovah Elshaddai, Jehovah Tsidkenu, Jehovah Shammah, Jehovah Nissi.....
Respectively.
You catch my drift?

actually and ordinarily, I'd have employed u as an HOD of English studies in my school but...**clears throat**

Furthermore, using "my names are" should always be followed by all the nouns associated with u as a person e.g my names are Henry Nwa-Fada Obysco. A person's name and surname is regarded as "singular" in English taxonomy. Unless u've aka's which refers to plurality of identity. QED!

Lol @ "aggressive"
I'm a terrorist marketer, can I apply too?

nellytivities:
What kind of meetings?

Ogbanje meetings

Some people will be too lazy to submit CV to the various bank websites or to even keep vigil for new job openings posted here on nairaland. Yet any time someone posts about getting invited for interview, they keep asking silly questions..."How did u apply?", "When", etc...

Smh!

If its an interview invite, its pure marketing. They'l start with Q's from ur CV contents. Expect questions borthering on ur connections. How many big men do u knw? Etc...

Little wonder so many people drop dead suddenly. A normal person sleeps for at least 8hrs. Night rest is paramount. If u aint getting enough sleep, you can never be fresh, ur eyes will develop 'bags', with red sore, u go just look like one hell of an "igboo" smoker.

Yesterday, twas Hezekiah university, today, its Caleb university. Make I kukuma go open Zebrudiah university.

MemphisDepay:
Ni ojuelegba – in Ojuelegba They know my story From holdup studio I be hustle to work eeeeh Ni ojuelegba ooooh Me and CD From holdup studio We been hustle to work eeeeh
Ni ojuelegba ooooh My people dey there My people suffer Them dey pray for blessing eh Ni ojuelegba o My people dey there Them dey pray for blessing For better living eh eh
Kilo dale – What has happened Aiye o le to yen o – Life is not that hard Aiye o ni double – We don’t have 2 lives Adura lo le se o – Only prayer can do it Call on daddy…baba God Adura a gba o – prayers will be answered Tisu eni ba dele – don’t flaunt your riches A fowo bo n je
I am feeling good tonight This thing got me thanking God for life Oh, I can’t explain I can’t explain eh yea
I am feeling good tonight This thing gat me thanking God for life I can’t explain I can’t explain eh yea
I say ni ojuelegba They know my story From holdup studio I be hustle to work e
Ni ojuelegba o Me and CD From modox studio We been hustle to work
See eh e kira fun mummy mi o – praise my mum Ojojumo lo n s’adura – she prays everyday Mon jaiye mi won ni won soro ju – I’m enjoying my life they are complaining Ojojumo owo n wole wa – everyday money is coming in E kira fun mummy mi o – thanks for my mum Ojojumo lo n s’adura – everyday she is praying Mon jaiye mi won ni won soro ju – I’m enjoying life i say they talk too much Won ni won ni won soro ju – say say they talk too much
I am feeling good tonight This thing got me thanking God for life Oh I can’t explain I can’t explain eh yea
I am feeling good tonight This thing got me thanking God for life I can’t explain I can’t explain eh yea

Ban dey hungry u abi? Na till 2031 oh!

Obama, Obama, Obama

Thanks guys, actually I made A1 in Geaography WAEC 2005.

Meanwhile:
Has anyone else noticed that any time Sweden and Denmark are playing a football match the score board reads

SWE vs DEN

The remaining letters of the two countries reads

DEN------MARK

1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he
received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a
Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of
them are Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa
for refereeing on Robben Island during his years as a political prisoner.
16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924.
18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans.
Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe
is 2nd (Adult: 91.2%,Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for
gender equality than England and USA.
20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in
Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in
Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest
President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without being colonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last Emperor of Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola
since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s
longest serving Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle,
Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang
Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed him if he
resigns.
31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year in the same year.
32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute mornach in the world.
33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by
Swaziland.
34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and
died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.
34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who
gave him 210 children between 1920 and 1970.
35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost
everyone was a billionaire at one point

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Yomieluv:
actually I haven't made any decision on that.

I was surprised when I saw her in bedroom praying the muslim way.

I really do love her,I want advice on how to handle it,so that went next she comes,I want us to discuss it.

love indeed is a great phenomenon. If she can't choose the husband's religion, show her the door. The man is the HEAD for Gods sake. Love banza!

Alkidam:
Well. Right from day one most people knows she is not straight, OMG. she is still proud of it, flAunting it.. This rare endemic happens mostly in the south eastern region of our country.

South East u say? Thos alhajis and co that molest young boys nkor? DO NOT be an ethnic bigot! Face the problem because we're Nigerians. It happens everywhr.

I bet you, this link of a thing doesn't work on nairaland. Its better u post the infor directly here or...KeepItToUrSelf

A well established SHOPPING MALL in the heart of Owerri, Imo state (Ikenegbu axis) has vacancies for the following positions

1. Purchasing Manager
2. ICT experts
3. Cashier Supervisor
4. Store Keeper
5. Warehouse Manager
6. Bakery/Grocery
7. Accountant
8. Security Head
9. Marketing Officer
10. Telecoms
11. Attendants (O'LEVEL)

Previous work experience in a super-market/Shopping Mall is NOT essential but would be an added advantage.

Applicants should address their CV's to:
The Recruitment Consultant,
Arise Integrated Ltd.
No 10 Mann Street Owerri, Imo State.

Or Call the head Human resources on:
08035429579 for further information on application process.

Application closes on MONDAY june 29th 2015

Note: if u're interested BUT not currently in Owerri, send ur CV to: highhillhenry@yahoo.com

I promise to drop it off for you at their address. The HEAD HR is a very good friend 'o mine.

kekakuz:
say holla to the 419ners

God punish ur generation!

saponification:
@Gideon. I applied for customer relationship officer
@eduxerces.i didn't apply for anyting marketing.
Pls anyone with knowledge of likely questions should let me know.d interview is by 10 tomoro.

hahahahahahaaa...so u don't know that "Customer relationship officer" is also known as "Marketing officer".

Wow! English can confuse some times, really. Any way, when u're done with ur interview, kindly come back here and prove me right okay?

FINCA...what to expect

How many people do u know?
How many business tycoons do u have personal relations with?
Etc etc etc

The interview is a means of getting people that know people that know people. QED!

The men are all clothed. The girls are naked. After now, some useless group will start advocating for gender equality.

I was serving in one village for Akwa Ibom state. 4 yrs ago, na him idleness wan finish my life. As I no be straffing type, I just dey browse my google and I saw nairaland, went thru romance section and gbam!!! Na him be that. And we lived happily ever after!

My brother was called for same last week in Ph. It was an interview. Rumuogba estate ryt?

My brother, DO NOT enrol for ur HSE training in any of these road side trainers. Just visit the head office of Nigeria institute of safety professionals (NISP) in Eket or better still u google their address in Akwa Ibom state. Doing it in their main office is safe and guaranteed!

boomite:
Can undergraduate also apply

For Gods sake, undergraduate? Did an undergraduate teach u in the university?

Lalasticlala etc...pls edit the topic.
How DOES he...

bossOD:
and for quoting me, I dong transfer am give u, while I step up higher. enjoy the third class level now

hahahaha, very funny. I already have my B.Sc and M.sc, into my PhD now. A lecturer already. Enjoy ur 3rd class citizenship Bro

Did anybody see that flop of a GK as he mangled his hands to gift the Germans their only goal?

But wait!

After that first game vs Brazil, didn't the GK flop? Alongside Iheanacho and co.

But guess what!

Iheanacho never played again except as an 80th min sub in dia last grp game. He kept playing dat flop GK. I wonder what came over the coach. He had too many defense unlockers and he simply kept them glued to d bench even while loosing by a goal. Chai! He shuld have thrown them in even if he loses, he'd hv justified himself.

Ewooooo!!!
Technical deficiency egbuola coachi anyi.

bossOD:
it could be the boss is third class, I am I third class and if I am on the interview board I will not despise a third class.

my boss in the office is third class, but he is doing very well.

wow! E be like say Third class runs in ur office's DNA

Na when dem don suck that "Oyel" finish within one year na him dem go know say our Oyel here for SE and SS na "Eriwa agwu agwu"

You wake up see today, "Lasun"
Na Godwin ooooo!