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The way they raise dead people in that series enh? The thing tire me oooooooo!

dunkem21:
25 litres of fuel for you.

...and another 30 litres for the dude!

I once sent STOP to 33111 and they replied me the same thing - that I'll be removed from dia database etc...Today, every thing na double double. SPAM mssgs na double double.

My observation: once u send STOP, Mtn will mark ur number and send u x2 of the SPAM. Na u go eventually tire!

My take:

Find 50 Sugar Mummys (they abound in Abuja).
Service them and demand for 10,000,000 (Not for urself but for ur bank). Believe me they'l never fail u.

50 x 10,000,000 = 500,000,000

Case closed. Thank me later.

baybeeboi:
and God, He never fails.
Congrats to her and wish her a brighter future ahead.

...I keep asking myself, did God FAIL my Uncle's wife and only daughter who died in the Sosoliso crash? **sobs**

NEPA.....sorry.....PHCN......sorry........EEDC abi na OODC

I thought someone here said that all NOUN students are employed. What then do they want with NYSC?
Exemption letter never do them?

NOUN is part-time abi? Last time I checked, part-time graduates ain't eligible for nysc. QED!

lawanson44:
Maybe the guy was stubborn and trying to form gara-gara in front of the soldiers and now his friend is here trying to play victim for him. By the way, on the part of the soldiers who spoke hausa, why did they resort to torture him after he said he was yoruba? I thought that since after the elections, the Hausas and yorubas became good friends? Abi the friendship no work again?

lol...very hilarious! I agree with ur point, maybe he was tryna play gra-gra. That said, on Yoruba's and Hausas, I don't knw what 2 say...

What da hell is that "Algerian" green doing in that 2nd jersey again? Our green is Forest green and NFF should know that!

Btw...3rd jersey is do*pe!

Maybe he wasn't well oriented on camp rules. He's a graduate so I assume he's learned. When the soldiers refused him passage, he should have easily called the attention of the camp co-ordinator who's the next thing to his father/mother there. Use the officials to get what u want so long as its legit. Not confronting those illeterate standard six holders in army uniforms.

Little wonder I was nick-named "exceptional corper" in those days!

Intending corp members should learn from this!

Basildvalour:
It is now seen that costuming has always made Frank look finer but really he isn't what we see on the screen. I don't know if someone is seeing the same here.


I really prefer Caroline to this new wife of his

Then u should help him go and marry Caroline. No be him life?

UnknownT:
Hmmmm, what made the English team a top team? Last time I checked we managed to qualify to the round of 16 in the last world cup and your so called top team crashed out in the group stage. Don't judge the English National team with the league

even though they'v not lived up to expectations lately, they are way ahead of us in terms of organization and prominence and that alone puts them ahead of us.

denedene:
i thought our last outing was in 2002 world cup? but England squad shaa! 10 babies and Rooney.

That was a World Cup group game. The op meant "Friendly match"


What has Nigeria got to offer? We should finish playing against the likes of Turkey, Lithuania, Chile, Uganda etc b4 we think of playing the top teams.

Chinaedum Osuebi (a Nigerian resident in the UK shared this on his facebook page).

I have just voted in the on going UK elections. Frankly,
whereas I love Nigeria, I couldn't be more proud being
British. At the pooling boot, it was so quite and serene - calm and peaceful. There were no security agencies of any sort. I did not find or see any politician bullying voters and sharing money to get last minute votes.
There was no bank holiday declared. The election took place
on a working day- Thursday. It took me less than two
minutes to to do the needful. There were no card readers. I
didn't have to visit the booth twice to vote in one election.
During the campaigns,The Queen didn't threaten to drown
anybody in River Thames including immigrants if they didn't
vote her preferred candidate whoever that is. Disabled
persons had special arrangements to suit their needs. At the
campaign stages, Politicians including the PM entertained
questions and concerns from the masses without his aides
bullying anyone. People asked questions without fear of
being exiled or killed. At the pooling boot, I didn't find any
under aged voters. I actually went to the boot with my 12
year old Prince Ikenna, and he knew he is not due or
expected to vote until another 6 years, if there will be
elections when he turns 18, that is.
At the heat of the campaigns I saw very few bills boards or
none at all. Even when there were there, they were modest.
I never saw the face of any politician in bill boards.
Campaigns went on smoothly without any sort of
molestation, assault or even loss of life. There were series of debates on radio and television.
Politicians had their ideologies and manifestos to hand to
sell to voters and woo their votes. I saw few branded busses.
People went about their normal duties with no disruption of
any sort. Cars were not shared to political jobbers. Indeed
what I experienced was complete opposite to what I
experienced in Nigeria less than two months ago.
The list is endless. Nonetheless, I still love my country, but if
I have a choice I will check out like Andy and never worry a
damn about my beloved Nigeria.
However one thing I find common with politicians is that
they are all liars. But at least in advanced democracies,
politicians are more decent and considerate with their lies.
They are not greedy and it's not a do or die affair.
In the next 24 hours from now, the results will be out. There
will be a winner and losers, but no election tribunals. I am
gutted for Nigeria and Nigerians because what we preach is
democracy, but practice "dem all crazy".... Thanks to musical
icon and legend Fela Anikulakpi Kuti of blessed memory. See you guys later.

Hadone:
I DON'T NORMALLY HATE PEOPLE, BUT WALAHI I SERIOUSLY HATES THIS SO CALLED TREKKER. EVEN THE FIRST TREKKER DOESN'T IMPRESSED ME

The first trekker doesn't IMPRESSED you? Listen Mr Man, he is doing it to better his lot. Anything that'll improve ur weLl being and career prospects, my friend, just do it. Never mind haters cos they'll always be there.

If I carry my CV dey distribute am like "church" pamphlet to people at a public park, your likes will call it "insanity". But at the end...#Godwin

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pretydiva:
Hehehehe..nuffin we nor go c 4 naija...buh dis story get k- leg oo..hw cm d duo defeated d same tym

u can never under-estimate the power of poo, it comes when needed!

mecusbosco:
Mumu! Mainstreet bank has been bought over by Skye bank. Enterprise has as well been bought over by Heritage Bank. Keystone is yet to be sold. Still under packaging...

thanks anyway, I'm new to Nigeria, never knew they've been bought over. Though they still bear their former names.

"Mumu" is unnecessary here Bro, pls edit. thanks!

I'm telling y'all confidently that MAINSTREET bank and KEYSTONE bank will certainly close shop. ENTERPRISE may be acquired by a much robust bank.

Its not a prophesy, its a vision!

Tickets for the bout - billed as 'The Fight of the Century' -
changed hands for as much as $350,000 (about £232,000 and =N=66.5million) and
American fans were charged almost $100 (£66) to watch on
television.

Crazy, absolutely crazy. Pay 66.5million Naira to watch a fight? Even the greatest fight in history - David vs Goliath was free (FOC).

CFCfan:
Drink water has to be given massive credit for the goal though..

That name gets me ROTFL whenever it is mentioned...#DrinkWater

Ihedioha: I'm going to change my green cap to black cap next election...
Rochas: we shall see

sexymoma:
I don't know what to say ooo..
But e never reach the level of divorce na
if the hubby love am tru tru hdem go join hands tackle the thing

join hand tackle which thing? Na to employ vulcanizer to drill hole abi na to call plumber to create the hole Any product that has factory error returns to the manufacturers. Period!

The 25 years old lady he duped claims she has given him
more than N4m.

According to Saturday Sun, Pastor Abel Benard Aniude
fraudulently collected N4m from Ojiaku Chiamaka and
promised to marry her.

In an interview, Pastor Aniude explains saying: “I am an
Assistant Pastor with Triumphant Kings Assembly. I have
been in ministry for five years now. I am jobless. I met
Chiamaka on facebook in December, 2013. I promised to
marry her. Then, she started sending money to my bank
account in Enugu. I visited her at Ibadan twice and collected
the sum of N1million from her. I have to send my wife away
with my two kids from my house to Aba. When I told my wife that I wanted to marry a second wife but she refused, that prompted me to send her packing. I used part of the money Chiamaka was sending to buy a car and built a bungalow in my village at Nochele Ndeaboli in Aliri Local Government Area, Enugu State. I deceived her that I wanted to marry her on Christmas day, December 25, 2014. I also lied to her that I had a motor accident. I rescheduled it for February 14, 2015. I lied to her again that armed robbers attacked me. I rescheduled it for Easter period, April 4, 2015 before the police anti-kidnappers squad arrested my wife, my Pastor Sam Ezenagu before I was arrested."
The pastor was arrested by police detectives on April 13 at
No 42 Odudukoko street, Gariki Awku-nanaw, Enugu State.
Mr. Mohammed Adamu, the state Commissioner of Police
confirmed the arrest to Saturday Sun, adding that the Pastor
and his younger brother, Tobias Aniude use facebook to
promise innocent women marriage and eventually dupe
them.


My Opinion: the cash was freely given, and was freely taken! So...

buchi1987:
I saw De advert online pls is it really true ? I want to knw bcox I down a form online today

Bros, can u write a complete sentence without useless, confusing abbreviations?

olaxco2f:



We dey house asin indoor dey...





Do orijin101

disease, Oria!!! That no be enjoyment oh! U better go with the "Water Therapy"

Source: saharareporters.com/2015/04/25/sister-senator-uzodinma-and-14-others-arrested-electoral-fraud-imo-state


Sister Of Senator Uzodinma And 14 Others Arrested For
Electoral Fraud In Imo State
INEC Resident Commissioner, Mike Igini Nabs INEC officials
Engaging In Electoral Fraud Near Senator Uzodinma's House.

Resident Commissioner of the Independent National
Electoral Commission for Edo state, Mike Igini has foiled
electoral fraud perpetrated by a group of officials of INEC in
Oru East local government area during today’s
supplementary election in Imo state.

Mr. Igini who was in the company of top police officers
including the Assistant Inspector General of Police and the
Imo state police commissioner came upon INEC officials
who were engaging in massive thumbprinting of ballot
papers for the People's Democratic Party. Mr. Igini
immediately interrogated the staff and his crew and ordered
their immediate arrest.
The arrested persons 15 in number were carrying out their
dastardly act near the home of Peoples Democratic Party
senator Hope Uzodinma. The only female member of the
rigging crew claimed to be the sister of the Senator. The
rigging was taking place near his country home. The arrested
person have been moved to the state capital in Owerri for
further interrogation.

In Imo state, Ihedioha of the PDP has conceded defeat to Owelle Rochas' APC. Rigging is almost impossible for PDP.

********************************************
The police this afternoon uncovered massive thumb-printing of Ballot papers in Oru East LGA-the country home of PDP senator elect Chief Hope Uzodimma. This has put a clog in the wheel of their planned rigging actions. Rochas all the way.

I ain't surprised

OlaYEYE
Yeye man!