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I stay here in Owerri. I know scammers when I see one. There's no such Company here.

CORRECTMAN78:
Abeg, wetin Brazil play wit Hungary?

Brazil 2 vs 1 Hungary

Which civil servant would want to surety that Biatch Ashawo? Make the wife no hear say.........but come to think of it, if I accept to surety an ashi, that means......?

That MC sef. Na minerals be refreshments?

webizone:
Abeg wetin be 404? Am just hearing it thrown here and there and this is my first time to hear it. Wetin e mean?

404 na dog meat, dog meat na 404! Shey u grab?

Can u do some analysis of data using Eviews software? That's wht I wanna use for mine.

Man of God wooing a Woman of God. As I no come be "man of God", wetin I be? Man of....?

Ouch!

404 gone bad. Still didn't stop my Calabar neighbors from breakfasting on 404 meat today.

U mean the IV for test @ Portharcourt by Workforce is for Sterling bank?

Humblega:
pls guys. when is it registration closing? i haven't do mine.

better gone and did yours now oh! U can did it in any branches of any bank that have light.

How many women dey smoke weed sef? That research should have been carried out on my fellow guys.

Btw, even if she smokes WEED and the place dryyyy, vaseline lubricantus is still abundant in the mkt.

ijustdey:
What distracted him from seeing the brt bus self

he was looking at the OP's bigass. Her monicker says it all...

Anyways, RIP to the dead.

Jovanna:
bros na you talk am o

oscof na me talk am.............from experience

Jovanna:
Chisos! Cocaine inside vagina? Lawd ve mercy

u never knw? Some veejay be like borehole, can contain a whole Yam.

Its not actually free right? I wanna learn Photoshop. For real. But I guess u're in lagos. How can u cope with clients from the East?

timilehin007:
shoro niyen

meaning?

I know a village in Akwa Ibom where girls willingly line up to get circumcised (FGM) all in a bid to "belong" and NOT be castigated as an outcast!

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Wasted efforts

they got paid real good......and what have u done to alleviate ur plight? Why hating?

joyblinks:
When he stops @ Genesis busstop after artillery, let him walk straight down the rumuogba road, there's a road after genesis bulding by your left. Take the road and ask questions. Their office is close to a school. Its hidden sha.

Pls advice him not to go with B.Sc oo. workforce only employs ND holders else he wot be called for interview.

But B.Sc. is all he's got. These banks sef!

dannio:
Pls what position did he apply for is it the most recent urgent vacancy post from workforce

no position specified. Its recent

That Enaholo of a GK is a total disgrace to that rather sumptuous team. How can u drop the best goalie of the tourney - Alampasu? Why? ManU Garba, for what? Maka gini? Kilode? Well...thank God ur prefered don fuk up, expecting the needed changes.

Belexy95:
Rumuogba estate is along aba rd, its called genesis bustop. From owerri get 2 rumuokoro-> airforce-> genesis bustop(rumuogba estate). U are free to ask further.

oh dear! Thank u very much. God bless u real good.

Princenady:
lol....do u understand d "akala udaolu"?

sure, why not!

Princenady:
The poster before me get Igbo man sense and d poster after me get ìgbó sense....

lol, u got me ROTFL

kemachuk:
I got d same text. I know Rumuogba Estate but don't know the close.

great to hear 4rm you. Where u at? He'll be coming 4rm Owerri...u knw directions (where to stop for some1 coming from Owerri?)

You are invited for a bank interview with workforce mgt Centre Ltd on Wednesday 03/06/2015 at Workforce office: 84 Omuma close off Dacoster Orlu-Akwu avenue, Rumuogba estate, portharcourt by 12noon.

My kid bro got this invite today and doesn't have a clue as to the location of the test venue. Any one here going for same interview? Or who knws the direction? Pls help out.

NB: the bank is still unknown. "Bank interview" as they called it

No matter how funny you are as a comedian, u can never make that kinda audience laff. They're heads of state and states men for Gods sake.

Akpororo tried jooooooor! Just that, he should have cracked some election related jokes. Dem plenty naaaaa!

Corporate jokes also allowed. His mistake was the irrelevance of his jokes to the setting.

I'm just glad that I voted this man.


I needed Change
I went to my polling booth
I VOTED change


Now I can sleep and hope for better days ahead.
ThankULord!!!

rossyc:
Lolzz.......But both series are quite interesting though.

yea, very very interesting! I even had to carry my mini-laptop to the office so as to finish each engrossing episode! Colleagues were so jealous! Lol

jamesyria:
OSITION:

Provision Store Assistant

REQUIREMENTS:

- A God-fearing Young girl between 16-20 years of age
- Minimum of SSCE with strong aptitude for arithmetic
- Must currently be residing around Mulero, Arigbanla, Old Otta Road, Oyewole, or Iyana Ipaja Road area of Orile-Agege, Lagos.
- Ready to resume by 01-06-2015

SALARY:
Negotiable.

INTERESTED - KINDLY CALL:
07083604142 OR forward CV to jamesyria@yahoo.com.

this is prepostrous! Perv!