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Swtbabyvee:
Well I take not steal.

Awon manager!

Starz825:
Sound grammar but u speak horrible grammar...SMH...
What's attact me

No one is 'speaking' here, we are all typing.
It's 'attract me'. Typo- things

helinues:


Some people are losing their culture heritage at the speed of light.

They are losing it. Just imagine those girls

HazardMan:
Maybe there was a nail shooting out from your seat unknown to you....

He was used to dragging himself on his seat or other seats. You those command words, "SHIFT" or "Dress"

Fountainofyouth:
Nope, it's the other way round,

Husband love your wife
Wife submit to husband

Love comes before submission, and when these two are present, respect comes naturally.

Lady, the way I see it, both simple statements are independent of one another. And it doesn't matter which comes first.
I have seen a man love his wife who isn't/wasn't submissive. Also, have I seen a woman being submissive to man who doesn't love her at all, and most times wonder how they met in the first place.
Surprisingly, for the latter case, at point in time, you know when you keep on maltreating someone and such person still remains good and submissive to you, even the devil at a time will tell you enough is enough. The man later became the best of loving husbands. So it doesn't matter which comes first, your sincerity and manner in love/submission can go a long way in affecting an unyielding heart.
My opinion from 'non-self' experience.

Geminita1:
For men and women, rape its still 10:1. We know the gender that rapes serially.

Crime is crime!

UnknownJr:
She came with 3 of her friends on our first date. Naso I order 2 plates of pepper soup o and 2 bottles of soft drinks.

Her friends come dey look me expecting me 2 buy for them.

Me wey no get joy, I no even look their side.

If this is true and she didn't inform you about them earlier, then bro, I commend your stance.

VickyRotex:
I am not "trying", I am clearly saying it that violence is not the answer. There are better ways to respond to this. Has beating her automatically reversed the situation?

Hello! I welcome your submission as I believe everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. But it u don't mind me asking, how would u have proffered he reacted? Or what would you have done given as a man u were in his 'state'?

FG is just wasting money on unnecessary case here and there and our debt profile keeps rising

CallMeGrace:
I always tell people, always think before you talk/chat.. I guess this fellow wasn't using his brain while typing...#SayNoToRape.

He used his brain lady. I want to believe he is right in respect of fair hearing. But no matter the circumstances leading to the crime and even if the victim (not the rapist) is at fault in the circumstances leading up to the crime and is fined, it is no excuse for the crime and as such, the rapist will be pronounced GUILTY at the end.
The latter part of his chat as per his response of beating for a failed loan remittance deal after break up, that's just not the right way to go about it. In fact, I can't possibly think of a good way to go about it after both must have exhausted the verbal medium.
But I would suggest that before it gets to this point, the guy should free give out what he can that won't cause him setback or torture in the event of a break up or better still, give in the presence of witnesses.
There is this TV judge program that settles informal debt and little issues as this.

My opinion sis. I may be wrong though.

Deocle:
You want to make yourself relevant sha

Bros, I been wan support u but e get as e b so no vex! That pic wan resemble one rice farm 'THAT' year for Thailand.

ODJ124:

There's no *Man* that takes good care of his *Wife* that won't do well in *Life* .

A *happy* Woman is a blessing to her *Husband*

isoright

wait oo

FTC.....!!!!!

I dedicate this FCT to Uwa....
may her killer Be caught and justice be done...

Only if HAPPY means CONTENTED, else ........

Kingdomcome:
The lady is even enjoying it

Evidence purpose.

Oladimejjy:
Chai...ihn just buy market

Not as u take think am. The real market be say im just give police good reasons to arrest her boyfriend and his roommate. Right now, them hardly fit escape this accusation.

Roon9:
This is sad!
May this strange wind never blow upon us and any member of our family IJN.

He died since midnight... Wow! The rains didn't fail the rain maker shar

The wind is not strange my bro
Let's just pray it meets us at a good time we have lived out lives well and pleasing unto our creator.

Carchoice:
I had a girlfriend I loved so much for 4 years but I ended things with her few days ago. She's not honest.

Before then, I met this other lady and we have only met just three times, on these three occasion she won't stop teasing me that I have a big head. She was very free and jovial about it. I was surprised a lady I just met feels very comfortable to tell me that.

Just three days ago I picked my phone and called my girlfriend, I told her to open my picture in her phone. She did. Then I asked her; "is my head big?"

She kept quite for some seconds before she let out a little laugh. She wanted to know why I asked, later she started giving comparison of my head to other people's head and objects too.

I started reminiscing on all the times I looked in her eyes to tell her sweet things. While she was looking at my head. That was it. She's gone now.

U are a comedian. In the good sense of it. Your last paragraph is very funny for those who can picture the moment well.

barnny:
Pls there is this question bothering me for some times now. It has become a constant headache during and after every interview.
Pls my Dear Honourable members in Nairaland, Is gap teeth in anyway an excuse interviewers use to disqualify people from any job, Most especially on banking jobs?

I have attended several interviews where I am convinced that i tried during the interview but unfortunately ended up not being shortlisted. I am beginning to think that my gap teeth might be a hindrance to all of my dream jobs...

Recent I applied for a Banking job, Service Executive to be specific where I got shortlisted for Aptitude test for three times. Latter on after some days i received an invite that i have been shortlisted for Virtual interview which was last week. Early this week I took part in the interview were i was told they will get back to me through mail.

Today i just got a reply that my experience, profile and presentation were remarkable but However, they regret to inform me that I was not recommended at the end of the interview session.

Without been told I already knew My open teeth is behind this again.
Pls help me out on this, if i should stop wasting my time, energy and money applying for jobs. Honestly I'm beginning to get depressed of all the emotional trauma.

The question is Should i stop applying for jobs like banks? Do I still have hope? How will I start imagine things when My age exceed their limit, knowing fully well that banks has limited age range.

Pls help a brother before depression will weigh me down. Below is the screenshot of the message i got from the recruiters and my gap teeth

Nonsense

AlPeter:
Today I found out
that in WWI Alvin York almost single handedly
captured 132 German soldiers using nothing but a
rifle and a pistol, while the German soldiers
having among them 32 machine guns along with
rifles and pistols and the advantage of being above
him in the biggest of the forays. And did I mention
York was out in the open during the largest gun
fight? Ya, when the Germans attacked they pretty
much mowed down almost the entire unit that
York was with, including York’s commanding
officer, which put him in charge. The other
soldiers left from the original group of 17, were
busy guarding the previous prisoners they had
taken behind enemy lines, which pretty much left
York to deal with the 100 or so Germans in the
largest of the gunfights he was involved in, which
ended in the capture of those 132 Germans.
When the 1 against 100 gunfight started, York had
no time to run for cover, so just started picking off
the German soldiers he saw shooting at him as
they showed themselves, one by one.
So there’s York, running out of bullets, exposed
with about 100 German solders above him firing
down at him and now a group of Germans breaks
free and runs at him with their bayonets from a
range of about 25 yards. So does he run for
cover? Nope, instead he pulls out his pistol *puts
on sunglasses* and kills all of the German soldiers
descending on him. Not only this, but he
systematically picks off the back ones first so the
front ones will keep running at him, thinking they
have support behind them.
I might add, while York is down there picking off
Germans left and right that he’s calling out
repeatedly, telling the Germans they can
surrender at any time; he didn’t want to kill any
more than he had to… In a previous article, I
mentioned that the Right whale has the largest
balls of any animal on earth at about 1100 pounds
each. Now, though no official weighing has ever
taken place to my knowledge, I think that it’s safe
to say that Sargent York had that beat by a fair
margin.
At this point, while York was busy taking out more
of the German machine gunners who were firing
on him, the German commander decided he was
done seeing his boys being killed. He was clearly
facing Mr. Invictus himself. So he convinced the
remaining 100 or so Germans of his company to
surrender.
York was now in the precarious position of having
over 100 German soldiers being held prisoner by
eight or nine of his remaining men. And worse, he
was well behind enemy lines with this group he
had captured being the second line in the German
ranks. The German front line was between him
and the Allied lines. And all that with himself and
his men standing there with his men outnumbered
more than 10 to 1. Obviously, for someone with
this level of bad-assery, this was not a problem
and by the time he got through the German front,
taking a few more prisoners in the process, he had
managed to bring back 132 German soldiers.
Here is York’s account of the incredible events,
which are verified by the accounts of his fellow
soldiers in the official report of the events:
“They killed all of Savage’s squad; they got all of
mine but two; they wounded Cutting and killed two
of his squad; and Early’s squad was well back in
the brush on the extreme right and not yet under
the direct fire of the machine guns, and so they
escaped. All except Early. He went down with three
bullets in his body. That left me in command. I was
right out there in the open.
And those machine guns were spitting fire and
cutting down the undergrowth all around me
something awful. And the Germans were yelling
orders. You never heard such a ‘racket in all of
your life. I didn’t have time to dodge behind a tree
or dive into the brush, I didn’t even have time to
kneel or lie down.
I don’t know what the other boys were doing. They
claim they didn’t fire a shot. They said afterwards
they were on the right, guarding the prisoners.
And the prisoners were lying down and the
machine guns had to shoot over them to get me.
As soon as the machine guns opened fire on me, I
began to exchange shots with them.
I had no time nohow to do nothing but watch
them-there German machine gunners and give
them the best I had. Every time I seed a German I
jes teched him off. At first I was shooting from a
prone position; that is lying down; jes like we often
shoot at the targets in the shooting matches in the
mountains of Tennessee; and it was jes about the
same distance. But the targets here were bigger. I
jes couldn’t miss a German’s head or body at that
distance. And I didn’t. Besides, it weren’t no time
to miss nohow.
I knowed that in order to shoot me the Germans
would have to get their heads up to see where I
was lying. And I knowed that my only chance was
to keep their heads down. And I done done it. I
covered their positions and let fly every time I
seed anything to shoot at. Every time a head come
up I done knocked it down. Then they would sorter
stop for a moment and then another head would
come up and I would knock it down, too. I was
giving them the best I had.
I was right out in the open and the machine guns
[there were over thirty of them in continuous
action] were spitting fire and cutting up all around
me something awful. But they didn’t seem to be
able to hit me. All the time the Germans were
shouting orders. You never heard such a racket in
all of your life. Of course, all of this only took a few
minutes. As soon as I was able I stood up and
begun to shoot off-hand, which is my favorite
position. I was still sharpshooting with that-there
old army rifle. I used up several clips. The barrel
was getting hot and my rifle ammunition was
running low, or was where it was hard for me to
get at it quickly. But I had to keep on shooting jes
the same.
In the middle of the fight a German officer and five
men done jumped out of a trench and charged me
with fixed bayonets. They had about twenty-five
yards to come and they were coming right smart. I
only had about half a clip left in my rifle; but I had
my pistol ready. I done flipped it out fast and
teched them off, too.
I teched off the sixth man first; then the fifth; then
the fourth; then the third; and so on. That’s the
way we shoot wild turkeys at home. You see we
don’t want the front ones to know that we’re
getting the back ones, and then they keep on
coming until we get them all. Of course, I hadn’t
time to think of that. I guess I jes naturally did it. I
knowed, too, that if the front ones wavered, or if I
stopped them the rear ones would drop down and
pump a volley into me and get me.
Then I returned to the rifle, and kept right on after
those machine guns. I knowed now that if I done
kept my head and didn’t run out of ammunition I
had them. So I done hollered to them to come
down and give up. I didn’t want to kill any more’n I
had to. I would tech a couple of them off and
holler again. But I guess they couldn’t understand
my language, or else they couldn’t hear me in the
awful racket that was going on all around. Over
twenty Germans were killed by this time.
–and I got hold of the German major. After he
seed me stop the six Germans who charged with
fixed bayonets he got up off the ground and
walked over to me and yelled “English?”
I said, “No, not English.”
He said, “What?”
I said, “American.”
He said, “Good —–!” Then he said, “If you won’t
shoot any more I will make them give up.” I had
killed over twenty before the German major said
he would make them give up. I covered him with
my automatic and told him if he didn’t make them
stop firing I would take off his head next. And he
knew I meant it. He told me if I didn’t kill him, and
if I stopped shooting the others in the trench, he
would make them surrender.
So he blew a little whistle and they came down and
began to gather around and throw down their
guns and belts. All but one of them came off the
hill with their hands up, and just before that one
got to me he threw a little hand grenade which
burst in the air in front of me.
I had to tech him
off. The rest surrendered without any more
trouble. There were nearly 100 of them.
So we had about 80 or 90 Germans there
disarmed, and had another line of Germans to go
through to get out. So I called for my men, and
one of them answered from behind a big oak tree,
and the others were on my right in the brush.
So I said, “Let’s get these Germans out of here.”
One of my men said, “it is impossible.”
So I said, “No; let’s get them out.”
So when my man said that, this German major
said, “How many have you got?” and I said, “I have
got a-plenty,” and pointed my pistol at him all the
time.
In this battle I was using a rifle and a .45 Colt
automatic pistol.
So I lined the Germans up in a line of twos, and I
got between the ones in front, and I had the
German major before me. So I marched them
straight into those other machine guns and I got
them.
The German major could speak English as well as I
could. Before the war he used to work in Chicago.
And I told him to keep his hands up and to line up
his men in column of twos, and to do it in double
time. And he did it. And I lined up my men that
were left on either side of the column, and I told
one to guard the rear. I ordered the prisoners to
pick up and carry our wounded. I wasn’t a-goin’ to
leave any good American boys lying out there to
die. So I made the Germans carry them. And they
did.
And I takened the major and placed him at the
head of the column and I got behind him and used
him as a screen. I poked the automatic in his back
and told him to hike. And he hiked.
The major suggested we go down a gully, but I
knew that was the wrong way. And I told him we
were not going down any gully. We were going
straight through the German front line trenches
back to the American lines.
It was their second line that I had captured. We
sure did get a long way behind the German
trenches! And so I marched them straight at that
old German front line trench. And some more
machine guns swung around and began to spit at
us. I told the major to blow his whistle or I would
take off his head and theirs too. So he blew his
whistle and they all surrendered– all except one. I
made the major order him to surrender twice. But
he wouldn’t. And I had to tech him off. I hated to
do it. I’ve been doing a tolerable lot of thinking
about it since. He was probably a brave soldier
boy. But I couldn’t afford to take any chances and
so I had to let him have it.
There was considerably over a hundred prisoners
now. It was a problem to get them back safely to
our own lines. There was so many of them there
was danger of our own artillery mistaking us for a
German counter-attack and opening up on us. I
sure was relieved when we run into the relief
squads that had been sent forward through the
brush to help us.
On the way back we were constantly under heavy
shell fire and I had to double-time them to get
them through safely. There was nothing to be
gained by having any more of them wounded or
killed. They done surrendered to me and it was up
to me to look after them. And so I done done it.
So when I got back to my major’s p.c. I had 132
prisoners. We marched those German prisoners
on back into the American lines to the battalion
p.c. (post of command), and there we came to the
Intelligence Department. Lieutenant Woods came
out and counted 132 prisoners…
We were ordered to take them out to regimental
headquarters at Chattel Chehery, and from there
all the way back to division headquarters, and turn
them over to the military police.
I had orders to report to Brigadier General
Lindsey, and he said to me, “Well, York, I hear you
have captured the whole —— German army.” And
I told him I only had 132.
After a short talk he sent us to some artillery
kitchens, where we had a good warm meal. And it
sure felt good. Then we rejoined our outfits and
with them fought through to our objective, the
Decauville Railroad.
And the Lost Battalion was able to come out that
night. We cut the Germans off from their supplies
when we cut that old railroad, and they withdrew
and backed up.
So you can see here in this case of mine where
God helped me out. I had been living for God and
working in the church some time before I come to
the army. So I am a witness to the fact that God
did help me out of that hard battle; for the bushes
were shot up all around me and I never got a
scratch.
So you can see that God will be with you if you will
only trust Him; and I say that He did save me.
Now, He will save you if you will only trust Him.
The next morning Captain Danforth sent me back
with some stretcher bearers to see if there were
any of our American boys that we had missed. But
they were all dead. And there were a lot of
German dead. We counted twenty-eight, which is
just the number of shots I fired. And there were
thirty-five machine guns and a whole mess of
equipment and small arms.
The salvage corps was busy packing it up. And I
noticed the bushes all around where I stood in my
fight with the machine guns were all cut down. The
bullets went over my head and on either side. But
they never touched me.”
York survived WWI and fathered five sons and two
daughters and founded a school which is still
around today and is known for its academic
excellence.
When WWII came around, not to be one to run
from a fight, he tried to re-enlist in the infantry,
but was denied due to his age and presumably for
making all the other soldiers feel like pansies.
Denied from that, he instead convinced the state
of Tennessee that they needed a reserve force at
home and so founded the Tennessee State Guard
in which he served as a Colonel.

A story of bravery and at its core, grace and favour.

AlPeter:
You call yourself a Biochemist? Dude that's an insult to biochemists. You obviously don't know anything about Viruses and why they are so feared and have been the cause of most of the deadliest pandemics in history

If you ever did elementary biology in secondary school, u will understand viruses are parasites and also dead (functionless) outside of a living host.
Now before I go forward, let me ask a question u should reason within yourself.
If (YOU)r experiencing what life is or (YOU)r survival is totally dependent on ME, would you want to kill me when there aren't any other option for you to live? That's a food for thought.

Furthermore, how extremely parasitic a Virus is, it is only normal it won't want the extermination of its host. But for some reasons, including susceptibility of the host ( e.g humans), it's virulent nature becomes the order of the day. E.g take HIV, or this covid 19 for instance, there are some people that are called carriers. The viruses(HIV or covid19) can only live in them but can't make them sick.
So another Question for you is this?
Is there something odd about the Virus or is it our body?
While is it that same virus enters two different human beings but one is not sick and the other is sick? Does that tell you that something is either missing or present in one of the two human beings?

That being said, evolution( nature) plays part in virulence, but much quickened when it is engineered by humans. My point here is metabolism or their products may affect the normal host process sometimes.
Please, if you read up good publications on Ebola, u will know it couldn't not even enter (affect) our cells. It was scientists that tweaked it to infect our cells. The scientists' agenda? I don't know, can only be sinister.
Please, I will beseech you, stop insulting people for their opinion whether wrong or correct. They are entitled to theirs and everyone living is learning. Just add your point if you think contrary without insult.
If you insult without proof, you are no dumber than the person u are insulting.
I welcome your opinion as am also here to learn.

osazsky:
u have said nothing

Thanks bro. Rest my case. It was good learning from you.

osazsky:
5g rays u say its harmful to humans ...do u know what a ray does.i will educate u.i majored in physics.. if u know what common television does to ur eyes u will never watch one again..since the electrogmagnic rays cant kill a virus how does it now birth a virus.. Buhari pls scap all these almajiri schs in d north

Please, look at the electromagnetic spectrum and find just where 5g may be.
Each ray of whatever spectrum has it bad sides but they are different. Please, know how each one can affect humans.

I have told u that in as much as the said pastor postulation does not follow science claim does not mean it should be totally disregarded. Not everything "Godly" makes sense in the natural.

osazsky:
yeah engineered by a mask..only u just reason ur write up as a biochemist...if u have said scientist grew it in a lab I for understand ...at least apply small sense na most of us here are educated

It wasn't grown in a lab my bro like artificially. It was engineered, or let me just say "tweaked".
It is naturally existing but some scientists chose to make it different from what it naturally is. Please understand.

osazsky:
so the 5g mask brought covid 19 that WHO said was gotten from raw bat hmmmmm nice wow...so the electrons and rays from d mask couldn't kill d virus.wow..but same Ray's and electrons are used to kill cancer cells oga clap for ursrlf.u better go and apologise to ur dad and return all monies spent on ur sch fees

I know silence sometimes is key, but please try and find ways to communicate without insults.
I am a biochemist by profession. One thing you need to realise is that these viruses (covid-19, Ebola, SARS) naturally cannot just harm us unless they have been "engineered". Ebola was found in Ape, and it wasn't harming us until some group of scientists found way for the Ebola virus to interacts harmfully with human cells.
Besides, 5g rays cannot be used to kill cells of cancer. (Please, go look at electromagnetic spectrum).
People have been eating the so called raw bat meat probably for a while. So why last year October did it decide to unleash it ugly face?
Your body is made from dust( You should know viruses, bacteria etc are components of these dust). Fear humans who are changing the chemistry of these tiny unseen things and so, playing God.
About our discussion of 5g mast and covid 19, which is as result of the said pastor, pls don't get me wrong, read through to understand better my opinion.
Lastly, u fit don notice say some people dey com first for class but dem no get understanding of wetin dem teach. Na God dey help us all and na same God dey reveal to man wetin him feel like else, this world for don PKAFUKA since. Take care bro. Respect!

osazsky:
so the 5g mask brought covid 19 that WHO said was gotten from raw bat hmmmmm nice wow...so the electrons and rays from d mask couldn't kill d virus.wow..but same Ray's and electrons are used to kill cancer cells oga clap for ursrlf.u better go and apologise to ur dad and return all monies spent on ur sch fees

I know silence sometimes is key, but please try and find ways to communicate without insults.
I am a biochemist by profession. One thing you need to realise is that these viruses (covid-19, Ebola, SARS) naturally cannot just harm us unless they have been "engineered". Ebola was found in Ape, and it wasn't harming us until some group of scientists found way for the Ebola virus to interacts harmfully with human cells.
Besides, 5g rays cannot be used to kill cells of cancer. (Please, go look at electromagnetic spectrum)

Iamundisputed:
Bro what is godly about saying 5G is the reason behind the deaths and not Covid-19? Pastor Chris is the ones saying unfounded things man... Let's call a spade a spade. No one should be above correction.

Don't get it twisted man. I think he said 5G is responsible for covid-19 and hence the deaths we experience. My point is there are little we know about this new disease.
There are lies being sold out for mischievous reasons. But in the end, truth will always prevail.

Iamundisputed:
Serves them right.

I am a Christian and I respect pastors as one ought to, but a lot of pastors are spreading the disbelief in coronavirus and they have put so much lives at risk... As a matter of fact, they've helped shift the attention away from China where the disease originated and have started spreading falsehood and conspiracies...

What people must understand about our pastors is that they're human being and often times, they say and preach things that God didn't send them, out of their own will...

But have you thought of the possibility that what these pastors say might just be true? I mean be objective. Sometimes, a lot of godly things don't make sense to the mind. With some many conspiracies flying around, we just pray God show us the way at the end of the tunnel.
My brother! The truth you think you know may not just be the truth that is.

jojofola:
Small small. The truth go showcase.
Na this place all of us go dey.

Isn't it funny how much they all predicted Africa to be the worst hit of this Virus?

90days going since Africa's first case was recorded and we are yet to be fully hit.

Bill Gates, what is happening?
Kilo n shele gan gan??

We all pray we, family members, friends etc don't contract it, yet we still wonder why anyone close to us hasn't got it. Who are we really?

pocohantas:
“I don’t eat beans, but I eat ewa agoyin”, a friend once said this to me and I was like “se this one is okay like this?”



The rest you can figure out.

U did well. On the other hand, u can purchase the agonyi pepper(Blended seeds) at the market (commonly sold for #50.
Slice your onions so they look like fibers of meat.( the purpose is to make it dissolve so it is not seen after the frying process cos some people are irritated with the onions while eating).
For me, I don't add maggi and the flavour comes out timely with when you introduce the pepper after the onions.( this is where most people get it wrong that's while you see some people having black onions or partly green onions inside.
Compare it at the end to what you have prepared.

lukui:
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.
4. Female cow meat is the strongest and hardest meat to chew.
5. And the most annoying one is...it is the female mosquitoes that causes MALARIA.
Females get wahala! Wallahi! �


Don't spoil the fun kindly add yours.

Please OP, can you help us verifying point 3 by going to one of the zoos with just a male lion inside so we see what just would happen. Not like am doubting, just need to confirm.

TheCOOLEST:
So I was doing some watchman rounds in our backyard this morning at about 1:30am and saw the cobra after eating about 6 chicken eggs.

I had observed yesterday that the chickens were spooked and were making noise, so I decided to go round the house this morning.

The snake was measured and was 6ft2!! (about 1.86m)

This una NAGeowild get as e be oo, na dead snake una dey measure
Would have loved to see you hold it live as you measure.

princemillla:
She did the right thing. If we have more of her type in govt may be nija for Don better.


She did the right thing

It may not be her mum she is really after... It is a well coded message.

helinues:
That's family business

U funny