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Kriss216:
An innocent dog helped a certain people, instead of being grateful, they betrayed the innocent dog and conspire to slaughter the dog.
But, God in his infinite mercy, turned the innocent dog to a stone. That's how they started serving the dog.


You're welcome .

With due respect, Your summary was correct until you introduced God. How does God come into this if they served worshiped or served the dog(stone)?

By the way, what I expect from the is to ban dog eating and let them serve as pet and I mean real pet so as to appease that particular dog.

loneprof:
Lol... You better don't waste your oil.
Ororo that you're supposed to use to fry fish, you're wasting it on a harmless bat.

List of animals that get killed in Nigeria:

1. Cat
2. Owl
3. Bat
4. Any bird that looks like a witch
5. Any animal they sent to attack us
6. Any other animal that behaves anyhow...

Bonus: Mama Chinedu the popular witch who lives opposite our house because she doesn't greet our mother. Yes she is a witch.

From point 4, I ask, what does a witch look like?

Techm8:
There are literally thousands of other foods to eat but you chose lizard �.

ShopRite hotdog is just N150

I will go for that lizard any day any time as oppose to that yeye hot dog (trash).
No be only hot dog, na cold lump.

Drabeey:
You dare not chyke this one for camp

Chyke ke? Unless that person wants a personal beef with the gods.

pocohantas:
8— He doesn’t understand how anyone can hate snakes. He would most likely be surprised at the number of snake pepper soup posts on NL. Lmao

Dean and his 4.5meter Burmese python.

I can agree to all but this.... Pls don't go there.

Vyzz:
Damn I would love to be part of a pride but fear no fit gree me....


He needs to tell us how it became possible oooo...


I am definitely getting a baby lion....


I watched one of his videos and I was motivated to walk into a pride and introduce myself

When you finally walk into one, greet them for us here

donbachi:
he can pull it from there.

Don't think so. Instead, the most criminal minded country, USA may use his and Woodberry's skills to drain their rivals, China and Russia. Those are good targets.

Na wao. These I don't just understand some scientists and the research they cling to these days.
There is a saying variety is the spice of life.
What stops even mosquitoes from being partakers? They too need to flex.

light099:
A wise man once said, "if you want to break conventions or norm, take things to higher grounds, not back to ground zero."

Let's even say you were lucky to finally meet the doppelganger of your crush, that doesn't mean you should be too much in a hurry or impulsive, as not to check if he/she is worthy version or an extremely low-budget version.
Adut Akech no doubt looks like Lupita Nyong, but then, at least we all know Lupita still has this sexy looks and curvy body frame. As for Akech, where is her selling point?
White women have good skin and hair, but not the body. Black women have the good body but may not have the skin and hair. Each race with it's selling points.

Unfortunately, these whites folks envious of the great bodies of black women have been selling their skinny body, blackboard-yansh ideologies under the guise of modelling. In a bid to be a model, you traded away your black endowment, and ended up looking like a transmission pole.

Ghana women don't have the best looks but they have the best bodies, and this selling point is high as fvck, it could make an Indian man sell all his property just for a video session with them on Whatsapp or FB messenger.
But here is Akech, no hair, no skin and then no body.
Personally, I'm not impressed.

Anyways, congrats Runtown, I know you always have this irresistible urge to do unconventional shiits, same way you got a lion cub the other day, but your games are always risky. Let us hope it won't end in tears.

She was born specifically and specially in her own kind of way. She is proud of it and she is not changing it any soonest. Would we blame God or creating her that way?
Anything God made is meant to glorify him, be it the blind etc. If he found it in her eyes and he is flying without wings, can't we be happy for him and let him fly?

By the way, God is impressed with what he has made.

Africandope:
This is against Nigerian law. I want to take the case up

You can't win the case really. The pix shows nothing as he and others would lie a senior colleague told him to go collect the win on his behalf. Even the shop owner would say he wasn't the one who played the game etc

SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

I dont know why this post is making me think it is a response to a post about girls who want guys to be RESPONSIBLE for them.
Whatever point you were trying to make, you lost it in between your write up.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BEST IF YOU HAD JUST SAID, "PRACTICE SAFE SEX".
Safe sex takes away all the problems or issues you have mentioned. An erection is GLORIOUS, but its purpose is a CHOICE.

integritylady:
Are you married?

If only u were a man, u would understand his perspective. Nevertheless, the first poster has 'relaxed' the matter.

Women hardly asks for permission. Once, you notice a 'drop', and you inform them if they send money to someone, they often come up with this statement, "Honey, I was going to tell you...."

Lady reads up and hisses.

Nicklaus619:
Very disturbing

If you ever own a dog, u will find this very very wrong and disgusting

But it is still dog owners that sold those dogs.
It's just a matter of interest.
For me, selling a dog you train or separating a puppy from its mom and siblings gets me upset. Still, it has to be done. That's just the way it is some times

delzbaba:
This man is the real life Kanayo o kanayo.. if you know you know.

Really don't know who to believe now, Yari through TVC Journalist hangout said there was nothing of such, FAAN is saying otherwise. To put matter to rest, tell us the guideline he flouted and show us a timeline video clip of what transpired.

I don't know why truth in Naija is so hard to come by.

To be mermaid dey hungry this one

ayampissed:
I'd like to see him sue sahara reporters.

Sue ke when the truth is before him?
The man must have transferred a token to SaharaR before this statement was made. I know SaharaR are wise enough to still keep evidence even after mind rubbing.

Casalindal:
Hey guys. So I got a mail from a Nairaland guy here. Tho he doesn’t want his name mentioned so I will call him Mr CJ. Never had I in a million time believe there are people who are real and kind here, I do appreciate this and will be giving out 50k out of this gift to 10people here. Please there are not teams and conditions just tell me what 5k will do for you today... I will pick at random Good luck guys


NB: you should be following @casalindal

Help me drive around to a local market near you and u would see people whose wares are not even up to 1k, yet they stay in the sun all day long for genuine struggle. Help me give mine to one of them or better still, or share it among them. Not everyone can ask.

That's if you consider me. Wish u the best

By wares, I meant what they sell and not what they put on.

Where the word Yoruba mentioned in the post?

The sisterhood of the teething clan

Sandrazima:
He is not married. I know this for sure. I have his social media handles.

He is a good man. If you probably told him u had someone u were with and could still flirt with him, then he might have thought u are a wrong addition to his life.
Not everyone is interested in sex, some just want a sincere and loyal person around.
In his mind, if you could flirt with him whilst still with another, then he couldn't TRUST u.
In summary, he sees u as the trash and if you want to add value to yourself as regards him, better u don't disturb him anymore. Let him do ...

Na wao

xxolisexx:
is anyone hearing that noise in the background, abi its just my t.v and decoder making noise...

My bro! Spirits dey gossip for your room. na their meeting venue.

Jokes intended.
Stay blessed.

Righteousness89:
Not completely correct!

A Marriage needs to be Blessed! Someone who stands as a Representative of GOD needs to Bless the Marriage. E.g Pastor, priest, etc

GOD ALMIGHTY in the Beginning Blessed Adam and Eve..

Gen 1:28..

The Blessings spoken to a couple is important!

All the other things are not really important!

So parents are representatives of the devil?

Warlord2012:
Now i have seen someone that has maggots in his brain.

Guy, no kill me with laughter abeg
Have been imagining the maggot moving within his brain as they interfere with his thought.

Ariza:
You know it's so funny that the only thing Nigerian guys could "owe" their women is monetary value. Imagine a whole Reno having nothing to emaciate from than "maintainance fee and bills". And the lady is laying emphasis on "sex" . Lol

Well to help them balance their equation, I believe the only thing Ladies owe their boyfriend is courtesy. No sex and food too . Lobatan.

BTW Op's relationship is baseless, meaningless and lifeless. you don't end a "good thing" because of some stranger's post.

Both have wanted to end it. They just needed a subject that they would have extreme views on.

Ariza:
You know it's so funny that the only thing Nigerian guys could "owe" their women is monetary value. Imagine a whole Reno having nothing to emaciate from than "maintainance fee and bills". And the lady is laying emphasis on "sex" . Lol

Well to help them balance their equation, I believe the only thing Ladies owe their boyfriend is courtesy. No sex and food too . Lobatan.

BTW Op's relationship is baseless, meaningless and lifeless. you don't end a "good thing" because of some stranger's post.

Both have wanted to end it. They just needed a subject that they would have extreme views on