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"Thons" are the height of madness in 2023. We will look back on this with laughter.

Making babies means nothing to akatas. Whether he stays or not, she'll see the child to adulthood. Whatever chased him away the first time will surely do so again.

Pointless, the same as Nairaland's existence.

The Walter sef fit be Kunle. I don't trust Naija boys.

Front page. Nairaland grasps at straws nowadays. Give her the attention she craves.

Wetin he find go there?

What Babangida said comes to mind. If you quote am, na you know.

I don't know how this is something to brag about. Let's hope she was paid well.

Health is wealth.

People in power call for this so they'll have more slaves to boss around. In countries where illiterate masses do this without regulation, life is cheap.

I didn't read. They do this all the time.

The CNG no get full name? I know very well the G stands for gas. Anything which involves riding around with a cylinder means moving with a live grenade. I am not ready to lose my life due to stupidity. I'll stick to petrol.

Nazgul:
It depends.

As long as you're buying it yourself and not sending your cleaner, driver or ward to buy it, and you watch them as they bring out the take away plate and fill it up with your choice of meal from the various pots separated by a transparent glass, you'll be fine.

If you just sit down and order, and they go into another room to prepare your order, then you can panic.

One of the people I mentioned in the comment.

I no read, abeg. E too long.

I can attest. It happened when I slapped Dangote for pouring too little milk in my coffee.

No way to recognize him without the hair and beard.

Shameless bitch. Sha, wealthy men buy beautiful women. I should get used to the fact. Let's hope it lasts.

She's a little person. I doubt he's taller than average. That's 5'9" for Nairaland illiterates.

My friend, censor those children's faces. That you and your wife decided to show bad belle people on Nairaland your faces doesn't mean your kids consented to the act.

Nothing special about snow. The only novelty is walking on it. Sniff the inside of a deep freezer and squeeze the ice if you want to know how it feels, looks and smells.

#fact. The one I hate most are people who are scared of getting poisoned buying food from eateries without fear. Ask them why and they come up with flimsy excuses.

armadeo:
Lol. You do see thats 700 million dollars right?


Dude buy the Company if you like it that much.

The equivalent of telling an agbepo to buy a hospital. It’ll only go bust in a short while. If money isn’t worked for, it’ll disappear fast. If I buy a company and have no idea how operations are run, it’ll close in a moment’s notice.

Una complain about VAR until e help una team score goals. Una go adjust. WWE has female commentators and female referees. The UFC has a female commentator and nobody complains. Una wey dey 2nd century go civilize by force.

Nobody asked to begin with. She’s frustrated, hence announcing it unnecessarily.

The architect of unrest in the Middle East is the white man. It doesn’t matter which country they come from, Caucasians will always pit brothers against each other for their own gain.

A super country? I’m all for it. Dismantle the geographic lines the white man created. The problem is war; African leaders are rapacious. The most advanced nation will rule over the others. Ethnic cleaning will also take place against tribes which never had contact with each other before the merge.

5, 6 and 8 look really comfy. I won’t resign. I’ll take a long break. People who win a lot of money squander it and return to square one. At least my old job will wait for me.

Kevineleven:
Dude a preacher was shot down some days ago in the US, I ready the news here on naira land.

London and the US are not a street apart.

[quote author=1Sharon post=127290785][/quote]Wait first. I’m coming.

Fearlessly, will someone shoot him?