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livenija:
wetin u type now make sense? Villager

Shoki, ahn.

Moniya4Real:
That’s not totally true . There is a saying in Yoruba ; “o se Oju Kankan bi Oju adofuro” meaning; one is looking weirdly like an anus digger. My Yoruba brethren would know this and those who is well conversant with the language. This literally implies that such act had existed before the whites even came at All.

It could also mean the person enjoys scratching his/her anus.

Wahala. If porn wasn’t a thing, many people wouldn’t know what anal sex was. See what porn pushed his ignorant brain into performing. Hopefully, he’ll come to his senses after a prison term. The worst part is he’s old enough to patronize oloshos.

Since Yoruba is the lingua franca of Nigeria, somebody should please translate what was said in the video.

Construct a shrine and start worshipping it at this point. Mscheew. People are meant to look forward, una dey look backward.

In the words of Burna Boy, “you go explain tire…”

Second time of asking what the difference is between Cross on a normal day and Cross The Boss.

Una go dey parrot noise because una hear or read am somewhere else. Context, una no sabi. Ignorant children.

Hackneyed topic.

No be you go tell me wetin I suppose do.

The stories claim missing joysticks not missing testicles. Your last thread was more than enough to educate acclaimed illiterates of this forum.

Okay. I’ll let her know.

Alcoholism, diabetes or both. Nigerian men do not care for their physical health.

They will always jump on the campaign of sure winners. Mscheew.

It took a week before Nairaland posted this. What a useless forum. This place is only for throwing insults.

Thank God I didn’t watch the show yesterday night. A better time was spent in dreamland.

Hmm. Dinner dates are a thing this season. That shows how little I now care for the franchise. The last I remember was Ike and Mercy’s. Anyway, looking forward to tonight’s rave. The last two had me feeling indifferent. Also, Alex who was obviously pained at Pere’s rejection never came up with the bright idea to fix a dinner date so both could iron out issues. This is how stupid women are in the real world.

She no dey Canada again?

He can’t suffer the consequence if he dies. Well, one less mouth to feed.

In the next twenty years, we’ll see him in BBNaija or acting movies.

Why do Americans love this man? Him and Biden are the same. The latter is sleepwalking through his administration.

Ice Spice is trash. He should be ashamed of himself.

Hopefully he’ll come out wiser.

After embezzling Nigerian money, he’s keeping fit to stay long enough to enjoy it.

Looks faked.

Don’t feed trolls. I’m out.

At thirteen, I couldn’t wear my old man’s clothes properly. That didn’t happen until I turned seventeen. This one can do so at age five. I hope this isn’t fake news.

I no come understand the news.

If Ilebaye leaves that house, Adekunle don carry the 120M. I will keep repeating it till it happens.

PaulOtl:
Just as I expected.
Safarigirl, stop shifting the goal post. You quoted my comment, and this means I cannot jump and pass it like " a normal human being "
Get it?
Save the explanation✋ @ the first emboldened texts. There's no proof to know it's true that you didn't take note of the monker you quoted before quoting it. You have eyes, girl. What are they for?? Tells you that some of you on this space just rush to quote and type without even thinking. You just want to be heard, isn't it. LoL.

At the second emboldened texts. There you go again bringing one's family into the BBN matter, just because you got triggered and angry over being told your opinions you had directed to me weren't received the way you had expected them to have been. Now its " papa " Haha. Only proves what I said about you going about like a freshly beheaded chicken on Sunday afternoon, insulting people's families because of your crush or affiliation with Cross Okonkwo. Shows how you respect your own parents.
Glad you showcased it yourself.

Hear her..." Pauloti who is not a regular commenter..." By the way it is PaulOtl. There's no ' i '. You have eyes. Unless that was just intentionally misspelled.

So, just because i am not a regular commenter on the thread (this sounds silly BTW) I should not be bold enough to reject a regular commenter's (safarigirl) comment which was directed at me (you quoted me oh)? Like don't you see how narcissistic and egocentric that is? ' Madam Regular Commenter '
' Madam Believe The NL Hype '
' Sister Popular Moniker ' You sound like a broken record with that mindset. If you are what a popular Nairaland moniker should be like, then I don't want to ever become one. That was your goal, maybe. It isn't mine. What does that add to any of us offline? BBN, you do this one sha!

Calling those who disagre with your one-sided view " nonentities " speaks volumes of the type of ego you delude yourself with. Wakey wakey, sleep head!

Yes oh, feel free. Add me to the list, biko. Since you like to keep such kinds of lists.

I only stated that you have a problem with beautiful light skin ladies. That should tell you or anyone with sense that this isn't my first NL account. It's possible that we used to quote ourselves back-to-back in previous BBN seasons... maybe...Since you think you know everything about this commenter.
Me, call you a tribalistic person? No, oh. I don't follow the herd, if at all they've called you that(I'm unaware). Not till I am convinced that you are one, will I then label you as one. Stop giving out subtle pity pleas. I didn't call you that, and won't be interested in doing so. You're not that important, trust me. Get off your imaginary high horse, Ma'am.


I'm done with this. Hopefully, you do not bring me back to revisit this banter or whatever it seems to be.

I'll resist the urge to indulge you any further... maybe.

DOptical opened a new account? I fail to believe so. This has to be safarigirl vs safarigirl. Many of you posters are not normal.

Na next year things I dey look then. Mscheew. Foolish government.