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46K/month for a job where life is at risk? God forbid bad thing. See them this morning, forming commando in my street. Person go reason na 100K and above per month government dey pay them. One of the worst jobs ever. One I swear will never be my portion nor any of my relatives'.

It was found. Useless forum. Crowdsourcing using online tools helped volunteers trace it to a farm. Rather than Kobojunkie making himself useful on Reddit and Quora, he’s here looking for pointless arguments in this IQ-draining trash heap.

COOL10:
Odogwu Whitemoney
Ego Ocha Bili Bili
Ozo puru ini Ego 1 of Udi Kingdom

A Conqueror you are and a Conqueror you'll always be 👑.
A King you are and a King you shall continue to be 👑.


Whether they like it or not, history will always remember you as one of the winners of the Big Brother Naija
franchise. History will always remember you as the Winner of the Big Brother Naija "Shine ya Eye" season. They may have tried to take certain things away from you but no matter how hard they try, they can never take that particular feat away from you.


That title of "Big Brother Naija Winner" is a feat that majority of their faves will never be able to achieve in this life till the world ends.


You'll always be referred to as a Big Brother Naija Winner but majority of their faves will never have that privilege. The highest they'll get is "Ex BBN housemate" 😆.


You didn't just win their faves that season. You OBLITERATED them. You won with one of highest percentages any BBN winner has ever done. 🔥🔥🔥


Your victory caused them so much pain, anger, anguish and gnashing of teeth, so much so that they were unable to get over it even after two years 😲. The emotional scars were so evident 🤣


They wanted you out right from the first day you stepped on that "All Stars" Stage. They said you won't spend more than two weeks but you shamed them as usual and ended up spending 8 GLORIOUS, AMAZING FULFUFILLING WEEKS.


Some say they didn't want you to win for the purpose of fairness because you already won once. My prayer for them is that they be allowed to win only once in life for the purpose of fairness as well 🙏🙏. What goes around, comes around 😊.


They prayed so hard for your downfall but your continued stay kept on embarrassing the hell out of them, week after week, after week. You made them look ordinary. Now that they've gotten their wish, they're all about jumping up and down like earthworms wey dem pour salt for body. Chai 🤣🤣🤣


Odogwu Whitemoney, the OTAMIEMIE MASTER himself, keep on shining, keep on progressing and keep on excelling in life. As e dey pain dem, e go dey sweet us 🤣. You'll keep soaring while they remain in the position of 'bad belle' 😂


As always, the money remains white.


Who deyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 💪💪😄😄

Moneyest.

We don’t live in a consumerist nation. Leaving the lower floors of skyscrapers to businesses makes no sense. In the event of a robbery, a gunshot will clear out a crowd of a thousand people. Na security sure pass, last last. Let those buildings remain as they are.

israelmao:
Despite the fact that I didn't completely disagree with your initial view but recent research says,the earliest memory may start at 2.5years depending on some factors.

You know I don't believe 'recent research' without sources, yes?

israelmao:
You're right but being an eyewitness with the story of the incident being recanted as she grew up it's posdible to relive such an experience.

No way in hell. Every human’s first memories start at four years old.

Abifarin16:
You think so? But it is at that age that the foundation of a child is laid. It is at that age you learn to walk, learn to pronounce words that you use till today, imagine her never having to say Daddy as one of her first words, imagine the effect the incident had on others who she would be in there care.

Children get raped at two, or get exposed to drugs at that age and it forms a bases for alot that will happen in their life if care is not taken.

If you were not fed well at the age of two, you don't think it will affect you?


Like she said she has trust issues with uniform men.

You go explain tire, no evidence.

BigBlackPreek:
believe her claimed age at your own peril....


this girl go don reach 7-8 years that year

As na you born her. I hear she don reach fifty years.

Trojan8:
How did this shit make front page? No analysis, nothing on why they would last. Just vibes and Insha Allah.

Nairaland is a playground.

Lukay chop Ipeleng, sha. Cultures really vary. That South African girls saw nothing wrong with their union exposed why Naija boys dey use them clean mouth steady.

The worst type of illiterate is one who can read and write.

They will whip him like a slave before deporting him. He will try his luck again like a rat. The black man being the butt of jokes as usual. Cursed race.

She sounds like Brodashaggi. Instant turn off.

One person dey follow himself discuss with multiple accounts. Many of you children require mental evaluation.

At two years old, there’s no way she had memories of the ordeal. She’s already broken, daddy issues left and right.

Culer:
No after party drama tonight.

Zzzzzz

Froshloaded. I dey fold arms look you.

Doesn't look weird to me. She can try interracial dating. That helps a lot of people.

The only prized possession the African came into the world with lies between his/her thighs. If they’re not actively seeking for how to fill their bellies, they sure as hell are looking for how to pleasure themselves using their prizes.

An unintellectual race. Tufia! Highly confident in ignorance.

I don't think there's any need for investigations. A bullet to the head exection style then deposit the corpse to his parents for burial. If the act was committed as a crime of passion, send him to prison for two and a half decades. Seriously, the country needs to make an example out of the unrepentant.

A small token, still better than sending wishes and prayers. I applaud you, Davido. A living human being is still the greatest form of wealth. Life has no cost.

The spirit will entertain him for the next twenty-six years. Good on you, spirit.

I will notice if something as big as what I already carry goes missing.

News outlets have sworn not to give Musk the benefit of renaming Twitter to X. Mainstream media is petty.

Nothing concern me with oyibo news. They'll always punish a male for stepping out of line. If the roles were reversed, everyone would make excuses for the female.

Grow to puberty, birth children, die. Nothing complicated.

Grow to puberty, ace school with high grades, make plenty of money, birth children, create a legacy, die. Only a few will accomplish this.

At the end of the day, death will call all of us. Don't beat yourself over it. Every thing for life na turn by turn.

Stop worrying about death and focus on life. When person time reach, e don reach.

I will never understand what people enjoy in spreading fake news. If there's money involved, tell me. I will start creating them in a heartbeat.

Nna, Nairaland don tire me. Seun is a failed businessman who cannot run such a small venture. He honestly is a failure. This thread was meant to spread knowledge to inquisitive members. See what it degraded to; name calling, insults and tribalism left and right. I reported a few offenders. I know my effort will be utterly wasted.

It’s a good thing I carefully pick what to consume in this trash heap. Out of every hundred topics, I learn a new thing in just one. Kobojunkie, I honestly pity you if this is where you choose to waste your youth. May such misfortune not fall on my worst enemy.

Kobojunkie:
Rubbish! Even your Canned milk wey una dey drink with abandon, not be synthetic dem go call am? Your Baby foods, biscuits, bread, etc., which you feed your kids, no be this milk dem dey take make am? Nigerians and misinformation are like Siamese twins joined at the head.

“Life is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Kobojunkie:
Relationship 419! All the bells going off up and down yet she is still considering him? Ok naw!

Your paid job is trolling Nairaland. You’re one of these 30k per month moderators. Tufia. Find something to do with your life.