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@kuwena, if really tomorrow is the last day and 20 persons were interview per day then from 25th june when the assessment started to 21st july excluding sundays we have 24 days and so 20*24=480 all in all.

Na wa o !Dis hatred for Islam sef. Someone is already blaming Islam for a judgement passed by a magistrate.@poster,pls is the court a sharia court?

I second aawodumila suggestion, its better for u to get a very good training centre where u will receive tutorials afterward u can decide to read on ur own for the final exams.Dont be scared its very easy ok.

cheers

Hello house, i got the same mail also and mine comes up on the 7th August at Execellence hotel ogba ikeja at 13:00hrs.Is there anyone with the same timing and venue?

@Ehido i second ur request.They should ask for any information they feel is vital to the house since we wont be able to call NLNG directly for any infor till september.I wish those yet to be interview best of luck as we await them to come onboard our NLNG flight Boeing 09'07.

1 luv.

@kuwena , when grace said she will match ur post fire 4 fire i smiled and said she go tire woo.Anyway, we all need the encouragement. Pls keep posting while we await our employment letters from NLNG.What Baba God ve destine to happen in our life will surely come true e.g NLNG job, so I hereby welcome u all to NLNG.

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Hi NLNG hopeful, i must apologise for not been regular too on this thread cos i hardly go to cafes now to send application or check for vancacy.just like Mohid said, i ve gotten one already(NLNG, ISA).When i came out of the last stage during my assessment which is CBI, something in me said to me "Start ur Thanks giving this very moment cos ur NLNG employment ve just been perfected" i smiled and sent praises to Almighty God instantly.So NLNG hopefuls, wat are u waiting for?start ur thanksgiving now as u await ur employment letter soon.

Pls follow me in singing this song: "What can I say unto the Lord? All I have to say is thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord!, thank you Lord!! thank you, Lord!!!,

one Love.’

@Pisky safe journey and best of luck.

wow wow! how comes i forget to announce my NLNG flight ticket number since.Well mine read slot 8, i guess that is window side where i can ve clear view of the beautiful landscape.lol, truelly 'E don sign am
1luv.

Hi NLNG hopeful, i really commend the effort of all those keeping this thread on the front page.Indeed  'E don sign am say we go make am; Baba God don sign am say we go do am-o; na wa destiny, make them no think am'
1luv.

SCHOOL,

osereka:
what the elders see while sitting, the young cannot see iit even if they climb iroko tree. THE WORD OF THE ELDERS IS THE WORD OF WISDOM. respect your parents view.

Well said Osereka.

@aniffy4eva, Thanks

Hi landers,
My concern are for guys that will be having their assessment on 25th june, with this strike of a thing on will the assessment still hold? What do u think, ?

Mohid thats really funny

Kuwena, as i told u earlier i'm an engineer and i stayed in kano.I called NLNG to confirm if i passed the 2nd stage the very wk we learnt that the result is out.As for the strike, i pray NLC call it off if possible this evening so that our assessment is not postpone further.because right now am confused.

Abi woooo

Kewuna, i ve not received my letter too, but the lady said the call should serve as an invitation just incase i didn't get my letter b4 27th of june.Also,i ve a feeling NLNG will assess engineering and non engineering candidate differently just like we had during the 2nd test, which is the reason why they ve 3 different assessment venues all in lagos for the different fields and all venues will be used simulteanously for the period that the assessment will last.So i suggest we should be patient, we will be called, assessed and finally Land in NLNG  very soon.

Hi landers, i was also called yesterday by a lady from NLNG that my interview is slated for 27th june at Federal palace hotel, V I. So i advice that we leave our phone on always just incase they might decide to contact us.Wishin everyone all da best. One Love

@izi-n-biz, thanks for the infor.When did u received ur letter? Though i was told the letters will come in batch.

Poem Of The End

It was early in the morning at four,
When death knocked upon a bedroom door,

Who is there? the sleeping one cried.
I'm Azrael, let me inside.
At once, the man began to shiver,
As one sweating in deadly fever,
He shouted to his sleeping wife,
Don't let him take away my life.
Please go away, O Angel of Death!
Leave me alone, I'm not ready yet.
My family on me depends,
Give me a chance, O please prepense!
The angel knocked again and again,
Friend! I'll take your life without a pain,
Tis your soul Allah requires,
I come not with my own desire.
Bewildered, the man began to cry,
O Angel I'm so afraid to die,
I'll give you gold and be your slave,
Don't send me to the unlit grave.
Let me in, O Friend! The Angel said,
Open the door, get up from your bed,
If you do not allow me in,
I will walk through it, like a jinn.
The man held a gun in his right hand,
Ready to defy the Angel's stand.
I'll point my gun, towards your head,
You dare come in, I'll shoot you dead.
By now the Angel was in the room,
Saying, O Friend! prepare for you doom.
Foolish man, Angels never die,
Put down your gun and do not sigh.
Why are you afraid! Tell me O man,
To die according to Allah's plan?
Come smile at me, do not be grim,
Be Happy to return to Him.
O Angel! I bow my head in shame,
I had no time to take Allah's Name.
From morning till dusk,I made my wealth,
Not even caring for my health.
Allah's command I never obeyed,
Nor five times a day I ever prayed.
A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went,
But no time had I to repent.
The Hajj was already FARD on me,
But I would not part with my money.
All charities I did ignore,
Taking usury more and more.
Sometimes I sipped my favourite wine,
With flirting women I sat to dine.
O Angel! I appeal to you,
Spare my life for a year or two.
The Laws of Quran I will obey,
I'll begin SALAT this very day.
My Fast and Hajj, I will complete,
And keep away from self conceit.
I will refrain from usury,
And give all my wealth to charity,
Wine and wenches I will detest,
Allah's oneness I will attest.
We Angels do what Allah demands,
We cannot go against His commands.
Death is ordained for everyone,
Father, mother, daughter or son.
I'm afraid this moment is your last,
Now be reminded, of your past,
I do understand your fears,
But it is now too late for tears.
You lived in this world, two score and more,
Never did you, your people adore.
Your parents, you did not obey,
Hungry beggars, you turned away.
Your two ill-gotten, female offspring,
In night-clubs, for livelihood they sing.
Instead of making more Muslims,
You made your children non-Muslims.
You ignored the Mua'dhin Adhaan,
Nor did you read the Holy Quran.
Breaking promises all your life,
Backbiting friends, and causing strife.
From hoarded goods, great profits you made,
And your poor workers, you underpaid.
Horses and cards were your leisure,
Money-making was your pleasure.
You ate vitamins and grew more fat,
With the very sick, you never sat.
A pint of blood you never gave,
Which could a little baby save.
O Human, you have done enough wrong,
You bought good properties for a song.
When the farmers appealed to you,
You did not have mercy, tis true.
Paradise for you? I cannot tell,
Undoubtedly you will dwell in hell.
There is no time for you to repent,
I'll take your soul for which I am sent.
The ending however, is very sad,
Eventually the man became mad
With a cry, he jumped out of bed,
And suddenly, he fell down dead.
O Reader! Take moral from here,
you never know, your end may be near
change your living and make amends
For heaven, on your deeds depends.

If this poem inspires you,
it can help someone too.

@kuwena, yes i read Elect-Elect Engineering.

Thats was a lovely card u posted there.NLNG is a place to be, I prayed we all make it there (Ameen).

Well kuwena, that what the guy said.He works with the HR dept and was among the guys that invigilate us during the 2nd test in Abuja.Anyway, let just wait and see.

Hi landers, i called a friend who work with NLNG HR department yesterday and he said we should expect our interview letters by the mid of this month and that the interview will commence by the end of the month.So let start getting ready for the next round of the battle, NLNG here we come.One love landers

Tayoiberu sorry for what happen, i pray u recover ur credentials back.But pls quickly report ur case to the nearest police station its important.

Its like the management of NLNG are enjoying the suspense they are creating, if not why all this foot dragging.Abeg me i don tire jare. Anyway, what can we do but to just wait till when they are ready for us.

@Kuwena
Well said.

@monum, pls do u ve the materials for CCNP? because from ur post it seems u only ve that of CCNA.

Hey guys, a friend sent this joke to me and i feel i should share it with funloving Landers.pls enjoy.Here it goes:




(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***


"Hello?"


"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is your Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"


After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank,honey!"


"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"


"Uh Okay then, here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."


"Okay Daddy!" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.


"Well I did what you said, Daddy."


"And what happened?" he asks.


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all bleeding with a broken neck."


"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"


"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have
forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's writhing in pain"


*** long pause ***


Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?


"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.


"Ooppppss, sorry wrong number!"

Segunb,

Pls do send that book to me. My email address is "eesaah@gmail.com".Thanks

@oboywhynow
Thanks a million for that information.We pray and hope we get to the assessment centre soon.

yes woo