₦airaland Forum

"God has allowed COVID-19 to afflict the human race only to redirect our steps back to Him. We have so distorted God’s Word to suit our own human weaknesses and satisfy our greed, even in supposed Holy Places. We should collectively ask for forgiveness & it will all end in praise.

Aside the spiritual angle to this scourge, we must all work and pray; God can only help those who help themselves. Those our recalcitrant Pastors must realise this. All the directives of @NCDCgov must be followed to the letter by all and sundry before it can quickly end in praise"



Festus Keyamo is one of them. As we have recalcitrant Pastors so do we have recalcitrant politicians like Festus.
Na them o Na Them !!!!!!!

TOTO FOR TOTOWU MAN KILL MAN FOR TOTO FOR TOTOWU HMMM
MIND THE NAME OF THE VILLAGE YOUR HOME DEY OOO HABA TOTOWU

okeke blind Okeke no case. Wetin them con do the olosho ?

The State government should consider temporal lifting the ban of Okada for the period to avoid the spread of the Virus.
Colona Vilus ooo everybody sanitise.

KINGBEN1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/exclusive-three-persons-test-positive-to-coronavirus-in-abuja/%3famp=1

7 more confirm cases in Lagos making it a total of 10 for today and grand total of 22 CODIV-19 cases in Nigeria. We don enter.

webguruintense:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/03/21/akwa-ibom-34-cultists-nabbed-as-govt-bans-51-secret-groups-in-schools-full-list/amp/

The cult groups come plenty pass company or industry in Akwa Ibom State.

Fasindo:
















They should free them.

Where the caught with any kidnapped person, if the answer is no y beating them?

If they ar cultist they should free them cos some cult group ar well registered nd have legal backing like NBM.


The boys should charge both the villagers nd SARS to Court. They will easily win the case.

Na Them oo Na them

Osagyefo98:
We need more men like Prof Akintola in west. Very visionary and upholding of the tenets of Islam.

May Allah bless his family.


We need him to do more about setting up sharia laws and court in south west.

His vision is well appreciated by all.

NA THEM OO NA THEM SEE THEM NA THEM THEM !!!!!!

Yes o ! Na them ooo na them

Osagyefo98:
What?

R.I.P

Pastorprenuer no go gree oooo. Church na their own hustle.

Hahahaha religious recession is looming

What will happen when the price of crude goes up again after COVID19 (coronavirus) is gone?

And you are the referee of the wailers.
haba air your own opinion.

Officialgarri:
I'm tired of wailers. On one thread, many said why hasn't the fuel price been reduced. The president is clueless and wants to loot, so he wouldn't reduce the price .

Now, just look at the comment of the guy above.

And here we go. An opposing opinion from same wailers.


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When is the match I like to travel to the venue to see the fight live if possible at the ring side.

What is programming how can I learn to be a programmer ?

Hahaha nothing we no go hear or see for this APC corrupgrovment .

After voting for Buhari you ran away to Canada to enjoy good government. No way Send him and his entire family back to Nigeria. I am waiting ooo!

Good Job. I will copy and paste as directed.

How is your morning ?

Kenya sef ! No better news form Obama people?

No hope for the local man! Even DPO can be kidnapped. Police self na common man

What a deliberate and sad way to die. And the man died. What a waste of life !!!!!!!!!!!!

Please and please again Change all your Naira to Dollars or Euro before Jan. 2020. The Death of the naira was just announced.

For better for stay for worse for go.

Praise thy Lord.

All this Yoruba slaves should not complain against their Fulani masters. #NEXTLEVEL must kwantinu. 4X4= Poverty. It is real. Enjoy it while it last.
2023 Fulani again !!!!!!!!

So sad! Depression is real. Please be kind and friendly to people. Call a friend and say pleasant words to them.

mosho2good:
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.


Midwestern Grammar School
Fugar
P.O. BOX 4
16TH Mar. 1975

Dear Sweet

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,

This na senator Patrick Obayagbon love letter. If you write this to indomie girls you done lose.

Vendetta for being a PDP member and contesting against Buhari.
Wetin be my gain who dem help.

Auchi girls sabi the thing sef o. Currently I am being blessed by one. I always have her in my mind. God bless some girls with this talent sha !

Rest in peace Father. I remember you back in the days.