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CelebritiesRe: "I Slay Differently" - Regina Daniels Slays In New Photos by Eglobalma: 11:16am On Apr 05, 2019
Officialgarri:
Many times , I've tried to look at this girl's face closely. I swear I can't still find that beauty .

Though she has a great body, but her face is of those typical Igbo girls that have been stuffed with Akpu since birth .
I think say ma only me, I don't find her attractive one bit. Be looking like a old mama , only her body is fresh that's all
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 6:07pm On Mar 28, 2019
earthsync:
so because a girl refused to Bleep you, u came here to spew trash?
I haven't had sexxxx my entire adult life
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 6:07pm On Mar 28, 2019
GolDRoger:
@Op you dnt really knw how hard the truth can hurt cheesy cheesy cheesy

they have started attacking you
they fall into that category

the mistake u made was to say girls Asin generally
some girls get sense #fact
That's what I love about the truth, always hurt the fakers grin
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2019
tyup:
Lol din say I totally agree with what he said

but he's partly right sha lipsrsealed
Better person
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 4:51pm On Mar 28, 2019
Mrbolt555:
They like being lied to na, it's their nature. That's why they are useless. Anyways, me I don't woo girls o. Na brothel b my next home. cheesy. No time for rubbish!


I'm out!
My nighurrrr
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 4:50pm On Mar 28, 2019
Hintona:
She isn't beating around the bush
The fact is that u are too daft to understand what she wrote




As for the OP I won't argue with you coz u are mentally deranged
Did I say I wasn't undecided
RomanceRe: Are Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 4:06pm On Mar 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:
You're the fool for your inability to read your audience before making your move. You lack discernment, therefore, deserving of all the scorn & disgust you've been receiving from the opposite sex. Who wants to associate themselves with an unrefined oaf?
I'm sorry queen, didn't meant to offend u
RomanceRe: Guys Have You Ever Experienced This With A Lady In A Bus? (pics). by Eglobalma: 4:00pm On Mar 28, 2019
Deckline:
Check it again... I sent it in my dreams...




Better go and work!
Chisos, my heart sad
RomanceAre Girls Really So Foolish? Or Is It Cuz They Have Fish Brains? by Eglobalma(op): 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2019
I saw a tweet on twitter and immediately related to it as it applies to almost every girl. Most girls are so ignorant it's sad. You move to a girl and tell her straight up your intentions and she shuts you down at once, why?....well because you were too direct and honest. See girls are dumb as fuckkk, imagine you ask a girl for her nudes and even offer to pay her for it,she would most likely insult you and embarrass you. If it's on social media she will drag your name through the mud and block you. Now do you know that same girl would gladly send you a hundred nudes if you approached her with lies? All you need to do is pretend to love her, tell her bullshit romantic gibberish and she can even give u money also after sending u the nudes. My question is why are girls so ignorant and unrealistic? Why not send the same nude and get rich for it logically? Why do yall have to be scammed emotionally first before you have sense? This doesn't even only apply to just nudes, same goes for sex and other things. You tell them u want to Bleep them and give them 500k they will insult u and say you're calling them a slut, but will gladly offer their pussyyyy for free if you lie and say sweet bullshit that appeals to their emotions. Nawa for una gender o, una mumu sha
RomanceKk by Eglobalma(op):
Hhh
Romance by Eglobalma(op):
Jj
RomanceWhat Career Would You Profit From By Looking Handsome? by Eglobalma(op): 9:28pm On Feb 15, 2019
I have a friend that’s very good looking, he’s presently jobless and feels like people admiring him daily is just going to waste. So we made a joke about him going into a career that would see him have more female clients, and would finally bring relevance to his handsome face. Advice please
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Into Dating Scam Bags 16 Months Jail Term by Eglobalma: 9:56pm On Jan 24, 2019
Nathdoug:
This people wicked ooo the boy never even pick better money sef
All I’m saying, these one never collect pass 100 usd smh
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Imagine This Reality With Random Girls? by Eglobalma(op): 1:07pm On Jan 21, 2019
Amakavula:
wink wink sick dog!!
Pretty queen, you’re so beautiful
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Imagine This Reality With Random Girls? by Eglobalma(op): 4:13pm On Jan 18, 2019
Admin401:
Is that your fetish?
I can’t believe you’re the only one that came close to understanding what I wrote, Nigerians are dull as fuckkkk, that’s why I’m very picky with my friendships... can’t reduce my genius to uneducated uncivilized monkeys
RomanceGuys Can You Imagine This Reality With Random Girls? by Eglobalma(op): 2:11pm On Jan 18, 2019
Now imagine not having sex for over six months, not masturbating for over one month, being extremely hornyy, nakeddd with your huge black deeek that is now swollen from so much sperm being stucked inside in public display..your face looking ugly while beautiful sexy girls walk past you laughing at you and having one sexy girl wearing very short mini skirt with big breastsss calling u her dog , while calling u “bingo” and her other female friends laughing at you. You can’t do anything about your situation, you’re just there being an ugly object that beautiful ladies walk past and laugh at. Can you imagine being in such situationhuh?
RomanceWhy Are Relationships Nowadays Only About Sexxx? by Eglobalma(op): 7:39am On Jan 04, 2019
It’s really sad that these days relationships are only about how big your deek is or how much you can perform. I have lost two girls that really liked me because I couldn’t perform to their satisfaction. So wait you can’t get a girl now if you’re not a sexxx assasin?
RomanceRe: Please Am I The Only Guy This Happens To? What’s Wrong With Nigerian Ladies? by Eglobalma(op): 9:55pm On Dec 29, 2018
Wuraola01:
Lol. I no talk am oh grin cheesy

But maybe grin
Alright cool. Now I know ladies truly enjoy these mind games
RomanceRe: Please Am I The Only Guy This Happens To? What’s Wrong With Nigerian Ladies? by Eglobalma(op): 8:54pm On Dec 29, 2018
These people are confused. Need to save up to buy a sex doll
RomanceRe: Please Am I The Only Guy This Happens To? What’s Wrong With Nigerian Ladies? by Eglobalma(op): 8:53pm On Dec 29, 2018
decatalyst:
And the whole house was just talking about the need for me to bring "her" home all through the Christmas break...dem no know say I dey enjoy my single life!


I fear the dramas and nags undecided
Swear bro
RomanceRe: Please Am I The Only Guy This Happens To? What’s Wrong With Nigerian Ladies? by Eglobalma(op): 8:52pm On Dec 29, 2018
Wuraola01:
Lol grin grin

Those are just compliments na cheesy

A lady complimenting u doesn't mean she is into u na cheesy
So In other words I’m good for staring and staring alone undecided
RomancePlease Am I The Only Guy This Happens To? What’s Wrong With Nigerian Ladies? by Eglobalma(op): 7:58pm On Dec 29, 2018
Does this happen to only me angry

SportsRe: Manchester United Fans Celebrate Mourinho’s Sack by Eglobalma: 3:31pm On Dec 18, 2018
mattyboy007:
Next level

WELCOME TO OLD TRAFFORD SIR
On behalf of all zidane fans worldwide we rebuke you and your man utd. Bye
RomanceRe: What’s Really Wrong With Naija Girls? by Eglobalma(op): 3:46pm On Dec 13, 2018
realest2:
same shii happened to me. she shows interest, then when i start chyking her, she starts acting all busy and stuff. So after a while of trying, i move on to other girls, you won't believe this babe chatted me up and was like i didn't fight for her and shii like that. me i was just like WTF!! i told her straight up that i hate girls that are time wasters, then she called me on phone acting all sad and depressed. Well after that day, i deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp. girls are weird sha
Take two Goldberg in my name
RomanceWhat’s Really Wrong With Naija Girls? by Eglobalma(op): 8:39pm On Dec 12, 2018
Ladies how is it even possible for y’all to be playing hard to get with someone you so flirted with till he was forced to show interest. Now he’s chyking you and you’re forming busy. Una go disturb person wey Dey him own, e go show interest then una go start to form. You people are really confident yeah ?
RomanceIs It Possible To Date Women When You’re So Arrogant And Overconfident? by Eglobalma(op): 7:28pm On Dec 12, 2018
So I have really checked myself mentally as to why I am still single and it’s due to my mindset. I don’t toast women because I think I’m too perfect to be begging one girl. If I ever ask them for their number which I have never been turned down tho I end up commanding them to visit me. I am so impatient and if they don’t reply again I start abusing them. Then it will take me six months again before I toast another babe. Meanwhile I like girls staring at me while I walk everyday, I feel like brad Pitt while I stroll like a king. U see this shittt I just wrote, it’s a fact, and I can’t stop being this way and I know I will die single. Please where can I buy a cat? What happened to me? Why am I so overconfident? I wish I was normal like other guys. I know no girl will ever date me like this cuz my mindset is disgusting but I don’t know how to change. I really want to

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