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Officialgarri:I think say ma only me, I don't find her attractive one bit. Be looking like a old mama , only her body is fresh that's all |
earthsync:I haven't had sexxxx my entire adult life |
GolDRoger:That's what I love about the truth, always hurt the fakers ![]() |
tyup:Better person |
Mrbolt555:My nighurrrr |
Hintona:Did I say I wasn't ![]() |
XhosaNostra:I'm sorry queen, didn't meant to offend u |
Deckline:Chisos, my heart ![]() |
I saw a tweet on twitter and immediately related to it as it applies to almost every girl. Most girls are so ignorant it's sad. You move to a girl and tell her straight up your intentions and she shuts you down at once, why?....well because you were too direct and honest. See girls are dumb as fuckkk, imagine you ask a girl for her nudes and even offer to pay her for it,she would most likely insult you and embarrass you. If it's on social media she will drag your name through the mud and block you. Now do you know that same girl would gladly send you a hundred nudes if you approached her with lies? All you need to do is pretend to love her, tell her bullshit romantic gibberish and she can even give u money also after sending u the nudes. My question is why are girls so ignorant and unrealistic? Why not send the same nude and get rich for it logically? Why do yall have to be scammed emotionally first before you have sense? This doesn't even only apply to just nudes, same goes for sex and other things. You tell them u want to Bleep them and give them 500k they will insult u and say you're calling them a slut, but will gladly offer their pussyyyy for free if you lie and say sweet bullshit that appeals to their emotions. Nawa for una gender o, una mumu sha |
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I have a friend that’s very good looking, he’s presently jobless and feels like people admiring him daily is just going to waste. So we made a joke about him going into a career that would see him have more female clients, and would finally bring relevance to his handsome face. Advice please |
Nathdoug:All I’m saying, these one never collect pass 100 usd smh |
Amakavula:Pretty queen, you’re so beautiful |
Admin401:I can’t believe you’re the only one that came close to understanding what I wrote, Nigerians are dull as fuckkkk, that’s why I’m very picky with my friendships... can’t reduce my genius to uneducated uncivilized monkeys |
Now imagine not having sex for over six months, not masturbating for over one month, being extremely hornyy, nakeddd with your huge black deeek that is now swollen from so much sperm being stucked inside in public display..your face looking ugly while beautiful sexy girls walk past you laughing at you and having one sexy girl wearing very short mini skirt with big breastsss calling u her dog , while calling u “bingo” and her other female friends laughing at you. You can’t do anything about your situation, you’re just there being an ugly object that beautiful ladies walk past and laugh at. Can you imagine being in such situation ? |
It’s really sad that these days relationships are only about how big your deek is or how much you can perform. I have lost two girls that really liked me because I couldn’t perform to their satisfaction. So wait you can’t get a girl now if you’re not a sexxx assasin? |
Wuraola01:Alright cool. Now I know ladies truly enjoy these mind games |
These people are confused. Need to save up to buy a sex doll |
decatalyst:Swear bro |
Wuraola01:So In other words I’m good for staring and staring alone ![]() |
Does this happen to only me ![]()
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mattyboy007:On behalf of all zidane fans worldwide we rebuke you and your man utd. Bye |
realest2:Take two Goldberg in my name |
Ladies how is it even possible for y’all to be playing hard to get with someone you so flirted with till he was forced to show interest. Now he’s chyking you and you’re forming busy. Una go disturb person wey Dey him own, e go show interest then una go start to form. You people are really confident yeah ? |
So I have really checked myself mentally as to why I am still single and it’s due to my mindset. I don’t toast women because I think I’m too perfect to be begging one girl. If I ever ask them for their number which I have never been turned down tho I end up commanding them to visit me. I am so impatient and if they don’t reply again I start abusing them. Then it will take me six months again before I toast another babe. Meanwhile I like girls staring at me while I walk everyday, I feel like brad Pitt while I stroll like a king. U see this shittt I just wrote, it’s a fact, and I can’t stop being this way and I know I will die single. Please where can I buy a cat? What happened to me? Why am I so overconfident? I wish I was normal like other guys. I know no girl will ever date me like this cuz my mindset is disgusting but I don’t know how to change. I really want to |




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