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mamajj17:
I will put you in Prayer dear

No need. I dont get happy being admired, I will only hate u for it. Trust me so many girls have been treated very badly for trying to change me. I will call them "bitch" hoee, desperate shit and all till they Bleep off. Spit on me dont fucking admire me

mamajj17:
Because you are a COMMODITY my dear, change your Thought now, cus 2morrow might be to late

I will never act my looks, no matter the admiration I get. I have chosed this life, all I need is queens who will spit on me for fun. Do u know there is something i do that makes girls spit on me? I do it at least once a week

mamajj17:
Because you are a COMMODITY my dear, change your Thought now, cus 2morrow might be to late

I cant change o, been this way since I was 12 and now I'm 29. I need a mean goddess

There is nothing I hate more than a girl acting friendly and flirty to me, trust me I'm very cold when they do because it annoys me. What really turns me on is when a girl treats me badly, spit at me or ignores my existence...its like I'm in heaven. I will just get a huge boner, the feeling of rejection turns me on so much I can almost cry of excitement. Unfortunately for me girls prefer to be friendly to me than be mean to me and trust me I make them regret it everytime. I am a dirt u pretty goddess, spit on me....I dont need any smelly admiration. Tufia.

Today I was in a bus, one goddess sat beside me..she turned and rolled her eyes at me for reasons i dont understand, so I asked her why is she rolling her eyes at me and then she just frowned and turned away. I tried to touch her to answer me and the goddess hit my hand and pushed it off...omg I almost cried of excitement. That rarely happens to me, I felt like her slave. I was smiling till I came down of the bus, till now I'm still so happy. I wish girls spit on me everyday. Goddesses please, I'm your slave..spit on me and shit in my mouth if u want

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dollytino4real:
she flee

Lol, I swear my sister

SweetBuns:
If you believe that story then you'll believe that I'm typing this comment from the moon

U whoree, u and that bitch are fighting me cuz I refused to fuckkk u . Oya com let me masturbate on ur face

IamPlato:
Come On Get Lost...


Attention Seeking Gorilla

Lol come and suck my prick

Phenomenal16:
Nonsense and ingredients

Lmao now I know I'm God. So these sorts things dont happen to regular people . I am jehovah el shaddai

I really need help processing these event that happened to me. I hardly flirt with girls because of sexx because theres too much work involved all because you want to cumm, u spend, u lie, u beg, u wait and the list is endless so no , never me. If I want sexx I just visit a brothel and pick any fine girl and have various sexual fantasies come alive for only 1k. You see? Everybody wins. So on this day I decided to flirt cuz I was bored, I messaged this girl on Instagram, she replied and we started chatting. She asked for my pics and I sent it, she was impressed with my good looks and she immediately asked for my house address. She entered a cab and paid herself and 30 mins later she called me that shes in my area. It was about 8 PM, so I rushed to pick her up and we strolled to my house. We had a nice chat and we laughed till we both slept off, as a gentleman I didn't do anything. The next day we were playing for hours till she started acting weird. She wanted me to fuckkk her, as she asked me to suck her booobs, I did but I wasn't Hot at all because I had overworked my dickkkk that period. I told her next time we see, we will Bleep since that's what she wants. We strolled and she left. Do you know she never replied my chats with her till today? I dont understand again, so cuz I wasnt In the mood to Bleep u run away? Do guys stop talking to you ladies because u weren't in the mood to Bleep for just one day? Nawa o

SoupNazi:
Why won't they do their jobs and investigate you when you openly display your riches for scrutiny.

It's their job to investigate how you came about your possessions that some people here on Nairaland would refer to as vanity.

They have to know if you are scanning the State or not, if you are involved in illegal activities or not. Does your yearly income afford you all these possessions?

While EFCC are on it, don't be surprised that the FIRS is also looking into your taxes as far back as they can. Why? Because it's their freaking job.

The era of questionable characters publicly displaying questionable riches for all to see without the alphabet boys asking questions should begin to come to an end and that's that.

Why dont they create a body also that asks questions about why people are poor? Why people are jobless? How they can help people? Nonsense

SmellySperm:
op it's obvious u have a small gbola,it's either u are jelos or u are gay

Its ur type that pretend to make call so u can stare at a huge mad man gbola. Idiot , I don observe una tire

I had a talk with a female friend of mine and she brought of the topic like a joke. She said she noticed that naked mad men always have huge gbola and it was kinda funny because it is very true. I noticed it too, they walk around naked with very huge gbolas thats obviously useless of course and sadly many real men dont even have such. Wait is it a criteria to have a huge gbola before u go mad? Who else noticed this?

skyfather09:
Haters everywhere... Wizzy Baba greet them anyhow them no get level.

Lol this one go fake, tufia this kind friend

If you come out of your house and you see this guy in this picture what would be the first thing you would think? Let me guess , "see this fine man. Why is he not looking back at me? Why is he touching his ear? Why is this one forming for me? So he thinks hes fine than me? Rubbish, proud fool" "hes not even that fine, privileged guy" this is literally how people think when they see good looking people, they judge them very harshly because they instantly believe for some weird reason that if u look good then YOU MUST HAVE NO PROBLEM! can you believe that, ? He has no problem? Really? Okay let me tell you guys something about human beings. I know for a fact someone will learn a thing or two from this thread, because society can be so unfair most times.
Yes , some people can look really good , but do you know it does not in any way mean that their life is good? Do you know that beauty is only outward and that this indeed is a person? A person that comes from a family? A person that has most likely seen so much pain more than you? It will never show in his face, I mean look at the guy on this avatar, but indeed its hundred percent possible this guy is suicidal but because he doesn't look it then u have to assume his life is perfect and assume hes proud?
Why did I make this thread, ? I noticed that beautiful people, male or female are always seen as proud cuz of how good they look and society judge them harshly for it, but society forgets to note that these are just people like them, people who may have a disease, people who may have not eaten for a few days, people who may have just become homeless, people who may have no dime and no hope of getting it, people who may be suicidal from so much depression. IT WILL NEVER SHOW IN THEIR FACE, they will always look like they came down from a golden airplane, it's just how they look. Please, let's learn to love ourselves, dont envy anyone or hate on them unnecessaryly because despite how they may look you have no idea what pain they may be going through. God bless you.

placeofallure:
Bobrisky loading

Nah. More like hushpuppy now

CruellaDeVil:
TURN to bobrisky na

If I talk say I no dey consider am. Mtcheew I just dey vex

I was going through my Instagram feed today and I saw a girl that posted a picture of herself and two brands commented and asked her to dm them that they wanted to work with her for being beautiful. Just like that! U see I envy women, because they dont have to do much to get random favours. But now here's why I actually made this thread, people expect you to feel grateful or blessed if you look good as a man. Like why should any man be excited or grateful he looks good? Theres nothing you will ever gain from looking good as a guy except pussyyyy, and girls. Please tell me is that all there is to life? Are u going to spend your entire life happy u can easily get girls when ur mates are busy buying houses in lekki? Well you would think it shouldn't be a big deal but the annoying thing is that people will envy you for looking good. Why are they envying you? Theres nothing you gain from it than toto yet people are envying you? It's a joke. Girls get married, cars, phones, trips, endorsements, favours, connections, money....the list is endless from having a cute face and body but as a guy all u get is toto and envy from strangers? It's such a pity. Lifes damm hard , I just wish men also got free stuff from being blessed by nature..free stuff that doesn't include toto only. Go through Instagram and see beautiful boys that only have teenage girls crushing on them. Thats literally their only archeievement. Most are suffering as hell. If they dont work as much or even harder than their mates they literally die of hunger. Wetin come make people they envy them ? Because it looks to me they are as good as the ugly guy living next to them. No difference. But for ladies beauty makes all the difference.

Yall leave reg Daniel's alone! Is it by force to suffer? The girl choose to live life instead of suffering with one pink lip broke nigga

funmisticqueen2:
Wow. Ubunja comes to mind for some reason

Let me guess he was a mad man right?

funmisticqueen2:
Wow. Ubunja comes to mind for some reason

Who's ubanja? Lol

MariaLavina:
This one forgot to wake up with his brain

U need to know they are perverted. Trust me queen I am not lying

jackals:
Am I the only one the OP lack sense? Stop thinking with your pussy. You can do better woman

Queen I am been serious o. Those Male creatures are perverts

I think almost all Nigerian guys secretly wish beautiful girls would spit on them and treat them like trash. I know this for a fact. Theres a mad man that sits naked and dirty near my shop and I noticed how excited guys are when they see him. They quickly go stand near him admiring his lifestyle. I promise you ladies most Nigerian men wish they were that guy. If not for family and friends most would prefer to have that life so they can admire beautiful Angel's spit at them daily but will soon come here to deny it. Ladies this is a message to u o, they wont admit it here but guys are disgusting deep down o, very hornyyyy people but will be forming fine boy so u dont look down on them. Ladies take it from a guy, next time u see any Male just know he wished u spat on his ugly face. To prove that I'm right beautiful queens, why do most guys try to touch u when u walk past them, eve when u insult them they are excited and keep hailing u. They want u to dominate them lowkey and most wish they were that mad man. Ladies now u know the mind of Nigerian men.

All the girls I have kissed, I have never felt anything. In fact it feels weird putting my mouth in another person's mouth, doesn't turn me on or excite me...the girls even feel weird after kissing me like it was forced. Is it just me?

Lol, I used to regard women as a child sha, I thought they didn't shift...I thought they are so flawless and classy. But I grew up and now anytime I see a female I just imagine how many deeeeks she must have suckedd that day....like ladies if u dont suck joysticks will u die guys what age did u know this too?

Tt

Onyi22:
How does she make her money?

Dey there make all those brother with fake pink lips dey fuckkk u for free, never wise up