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I don't really get this thread. How can't you know a guy is married when you stay in the same town and have a sex inclusive relationship? You mean you never slept over in his house?

You are guilty as charged. Should have worn your mask before speaking to him and when you came down from the car

This thread made me cry while laughing. Lastchild please update your first post, before they will ask when is your burial

hope you know pry 4 and 5 is the new pry 6

The people who will vote obaseki are non Edo indigenes, Edo indigenes without voters card and those who will stay home Because they don't want stress. Do the maths.

See nairalanders crying racism. How is this different from the tribalism you all encourage here on nairaland. One even said they should come back to Africa, so you people can call them afonja, abi?

to all those always clamouring for more tests to ascertain the exact figures of covid cases, please remember, you can't test every single citizen of a country. The best parameter to check if Nigerian cases are actually correct is to check the percentage of the dead to the total confirmed cases, why is approximately 3%of confirmed cases. Regardless of our cases touted as being over stated, at least the percentage of deaths tallies with the estimated death rates in other countries.

op that studied abroad, what have you invented or what solutions have you discovered in your chosen field of study? Na once dey take dey no who still dey chop daddy thank you. The only point you could use to boast was studying abroad, no mention of the grade you graduated with, your award and achievements while in school, at work or your business. You see that those Nigerian graduates are still better than you because most of them trained themselves and are still doing menial and odd jobs to fend for themselves.

Abeg where. I can supply premium packaged organic Nigerian men to any location of your choice.

GoldHorse:
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Modified:

As per the girls - most reject you because they already see dejection, frustration, hopelessness, etc written all over you and in your speech. I WILL reject you also.

T[b]ry this:[/b] Try and portray hope and speak of your future plans with pride and truthfulness when you speak with a girl and you will be surprised how far she will go to want to keep you despite your present situation.

God Speed!!!

What wisdom. Even ladies don't even know this is what we do. I have seen girls reject an already made and pitch their tents with a guy just starting out.

My brother, please don't be discouraged. It is our see finish mentality. And it's not just security guards, any body perceived to be below you is looked down at in our country. Everyone is looking for whom to oppress. Even if you become a millionaire tomorrow, billionaires will still look down at you. Condition your mind to be satisfied with what you have and where you are, while striving for better. You don't need to prove anything to anyone as long as you are not begging for bread, you are okay just the way you are.

but kogi made sense

where are the boys

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

sorry, the Lord is your strength

BUSHHUNTER:
Anything Lagos do...others must copy

Edo State is the copy and paste capital of Lagos State. But oshomole and obaseki fight will not let the state develop.

Yes, and women too, in case the baby was switched at birth

You just reminded me of when I threw dirty water at my landlady's goats while I was in school, not knowing that she was outside. She started complaining bitterly and I told her I was sorry. She said I shouldn't tell her sorry, that I should tell the goats sorry. I started telling goats, sorry, other students came out of their rooms and were telling goats, sorry. It was so funny.

E get the kin person wey you go meet, marriage go dey hungry you. This is not just about love, so many qualities that will pass the test of time.

No food and probably waiting to withdraw his last 2k

If a mother treats a father badly and the children disapprove, they are likely to make good spouses. Some view their parents marriage as what they don't want to see in their marriage, so they strive to be different. And poverty has nothing to do with good character. The best married couple I know are the poorest family I know. It's not by status, it's by what you want to live for.

Please don't go anywhere. You are not a family member nor a doctor, what is the essence of this visit. Don't let them go and kidnap you and steal that car. Block all their numbers. If they use a new number, once you pick and realise it's them, cut the call and block it.

Oga take your children to their grandparents for three days and lodge your wife in a hotel for those three days, then come and tell us if she is still calling it bitchy. We need to learn how to refuel, doing the same thing all year long is tiring. Reason people go on vacation. But as always, where is the money? But una don dey vacation for one month now, heaven no fall.

Why do you all like to type misleading topics? It's online classes but you made it seem like they asked students to go to the school premises.

Waiting for the wife's version. And I don't even care if it's all fake.

But oga didn't mention that he lost his business. So technically, are you saying you left him because he is now broke and he went back to the only person that he thinks deserves the very least from him?

nams77:
I know so many persons have said several stuff up there but listen to me ( coming from someone with lots of experience on this).

If you can, get an LG washing machine like frozen70 said. I have one( semi-automatic) and its been 5 years now and not even a ding. Its working flawlessly.

Or,
Looking at the list u gave up there, take the thermocool. My laundry man has one and it has been working for ages! No issues. Just imagine using a washing machine for commercial purposes for years without issue.

Go for a brand new manual ( semi-automatic) top loader with spinner.
The semi-automatic are rugged, resilient, less prone to damage and less complicated( no glitches)
Enjoy your new home

frozen70:
If you want peace of mind , pls follow this advice

Get a washing marching of 6kg for the entire family incase your family starts expanding

Buy LG products, not from any how stores because of tamparing

Google their direct sales out address and you will get one close to your location

Budget like 50/60k and you will be happy you did

You can even go to their show room and see things for yourself then come back and discuss with wifey

Their direct sales stores is called fouani Nigeria limited, Google it

bought this LG manual 11 years ago, no issue till date

Dtribeless:
Hater! That's why the continent can't move forward. If restaurants are closed, why keep waiters employed? When all this is over, restaurants will reopen, no? Because another person is not doing well doesn't make it better for you. This hate will destroy you and sadly the country as well. Nigeria has never been heaven on earth. Security operatives have killed more people in Nigeria than COVID and you call that heaven on earth? I wonder what earth on earth is.

If you read my comment before quoting me you would understand that I said no country is heaven. Hate for defending my country? Please.

coolest01:
You're just pained. Who told u that they're illegal immigrants? Just spewing rubbish.

I know there are legal immigrants too. Some of them applied to school or courses there, knowing fully well they want to stay permanently, is that not deceitful. Why not just apply to get a work permit before you leave Nigeria and let's see if they will get that visa. You are therefore exploiting that system. Some won visa lotteries, some were transferred or sent to study by companies or govts in Nigeria abroad, there is always a right route. But it is the ones that passed Libya that will not let me hear word because they can't believe their trick worked. Let him go and use his 2k to pay his mortgage, car insurance, installmental payment car, light bill, water bill, gas bill, and the one million other bills. They should stop abusing us already.

BEEFIE:
that money can't even last a family for one month over there. and it will be collected by means of taxation. nothing big about it. if federal government declares 1 dollar to 1 naira today. they will collapse

Don't mind them. Meanwhile the citizens of that country are still protesting against their govt but to Nigerians it is heaven on Earth. He should go and show the 22 million Americans applying for unemployment benefits his 2k.

ednut1:
letting you know wasup so you can apply. Canada has a permanent resident visa you can apply for from nigeria. I got mine in February. He is gingering you to japa

Japa to where, I die here, I can only visit. According to nairaland, I am enjoying my suffering here in Nigeria.

I always wonder if these our people abroad remember they have parents, siblings and families in Nigeria. You have it better, what about your people in Nigeria? Make una let me dey hear word for all these curses to our country, you were one of the problems of the country before you left, make una let us rest, no be we bad pass. Everyday curses upon curses, please educate your family and friends on what to do to better Nigeria. Change begins with you the illegal immigrants that deceived a legal system to get into their country. They pity you no deport you, you no go let us hear word again. Abeg carry your paltry 2k and flush it down the toilet. mtchheeeeeeeeeeew

They should also publish the names of the other 17 people that died from COVID 19 let's also pay our respects to them.