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This marriage is a partnership and not a dictatorship or competition. There are so many families like this, difference might be that when a visitor steps into the house, the husband would watch TV while the wife cooks, because world people no go fit mind their business.

asuustrike2009:
No you are not welcomed to Ghana as the population of Nigerians has mounted pressure on our resources.

You want to delay me so you can get to their embassy first abi ?

see why some girls refuse to go out with a guy who doesn't have a car?

who has an idea how much this increase will be, so I can start applying for my Ghana visa immediately

Pele. Love is wicked, take heart. But being in a 'pity relationship' never works.

I am just trying to imagine how one of these ladies will die if this were the series '1000 ways to die ', she would probably get hooked to a moving object and her skin would be torn off her body while she bleeds to death.

Lilchilz:
sorry to derail this thread..but that biq leaf inside jollof rice is it meant to b eaten

InyinyaAgbaOku:
I am always in that dilemma too.
Those dried leaves they put in party jollofs

It's not edible ooo, the caterers are supposed to remove them, but you must miss some.

Newway2:
DEMERITS OF FUEL SCARCITY FOR FAMILIES
1) Children now eat much more (voraciously, being on holiday) because of no (TV) distraction due to lack of power & fuel.

2) Early bed --> More sex --> more pregnancy/babies -->more spending (when tiny feets come), hence, we will start seeing results in 3mnths when more stomach begings to shoot out........LOL

3) Those with babies now contend with crying babies in d night due to heat.

This number one is so true

BLESSING OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions (omashe ooo)

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones

11) Sex is good and long now for plenty housewives

12) Nigeria population would increase by 30% if light no waka cum back soon

culled from a friend's facebook page

No worries, the baby's head will do the job.

so you guys are planning to fly Abuja, ph, etc. forgetting Benin where you started from abi? continue

The way I see it, whoever pays for waste disposal(dustbin) should pay for sewage disposal.

And I always pick female strangers on the way almost everyday, I no do again ooo!!!!

Got the debit from first bank too but also got the reversal yesterday. Maybe I should write to zenith, the deductions this month alone is up to N500.

Please who knows how much this phone costs now, I need a new phone

No one has talked about the sleeping aspect. How does op stop the child from sleeping too much?

Lakayanah:
The so call educated in laws be fetish and very wicked, spread rumours that are not true about me for their selfish interest.

So sorry for your loss. But you have got to decide if you will let this break you or make you. I was down this road exactly a year and three months ago, but I made sure no one made me do or say what I didn't want to. My in-laws decided to leave me to my fate and see how I will survive, they are the ones calling me now asking how I am surviving in this harsh economy. God has never failed, he can't start failing with you. Make your life a living testimony that even your enemies would be spreading the news of God's goodness in your life.

Please is this porting to the next street legal? Because this my street no be am at all.

Op, it's almost noon already, please wake up.

This is what social media should be all about. Not bashing each other about our choices.

MzLarem:
did I ask you? So far u aint feeding me,keep ur achievements to urself nd u could av made ur opinion without all dis..Life is too short to be feeling bitter nd annoyed over little things..I meant no offense with my statement nd I treid passing it across in d best way possible..age isn't maturity truly. Agba o kogbon!..My 'are you kidding me' could be due to my amazement,u knw?

Your amazement that the person was so stupid that jamb was difficult, right?

MzLarem:
Re u kidding me? Jamb?? The toughest exam u ever sat for I guess d highest level of exam u've ever written is UTME...try sitting for SAT or TOEFL or ICAN or OAU P.utme sef

Didn't do any of those you stated above and I probably wrote jamb the year you were born. Some of us in education section might just be keeping up to date because of our kids' education. I have written so many exams after jamb and I keep insisting it is difficult because the secondary school syllabus does not cover jamb. Maybe A levels do, I wouldn't know.

For your info, I am a graduate, I am employed, run a successful business, have risen to the highest level attainable at my work place in my state and I am raising three young men who are shining examples wherever they go. So keep your kidding to yourself.

Almighty jamb, the toughest exam I ever sat for adding 40 marks? I don't believe this.

Pastor this pastor that, na wa

Overmorrow = next tomorrow
Barm=foam
Desire path =short cut
Nurdle=pea size

I am definitely not changing these. I know next tomorrow is wrong but I will stick to it, thanks.

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omoteamac:
please it's important ma

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Newway2:
Madam, Gudmrn. Pls I will like to PM chat you. Do u mind?
U can add me on WhatsApp- 08063249457

sent you a message

salsera:
Hello egopetsonified
Can I send you a pm about this?

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