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Car Talk › Re: I Think I've Discovered The Worst Car EVER! by eherbal(m): 10:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
This Car Was Manufactured For Evil Intentions. From Sitting Inside, To Bad Transmission. The Noise Pass Im Size. 6HP Dey Generate Sound Wey Go Rival Locomotive Anytime . Horrible Turn Ratio.Spins Out Like A Spinning Top. Very Evil Vehicle. The Manufacturer Should Pay Reparations To Their Owners
Family › Re: This Post By Comedian Alibaba Will Get You Thinking by eherbal(m): 4:24pm On Oct 14, 2015
Ali Baba, You Must Give! I Remember Way Back '93, 94,When You Were Still On The Streets. You Were A Frequent Guest At Mama Ekaetes House At 312 ,Festac Town. You Were Always At Her Place For One Favor Or The Other. You Were Corporately Begging. You Were Very Thin and Funny. If People Didn't Lend You A Hand Of Reprieve, You Won't Be Where You Are.
You And Basket Mouth Ought To Have A Change Of Heart. If You Can't Give, Don't Condemn cool
Car Talk › Re: Tough And Crazy: The 2016 Ford-f750 Luxury Pickup Truck. by eherbal(m): 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2015
kingreign:
start engine 20litres disappear, throttle engine once 30litres disappear. grin
Lol! grin
Crime › Re: My Husband Is Irresponsible, Beats Me And My Parents – Woman Tells Court by eherbal(m): 6:36pm On Oct 13, 2015
You Sound Very Lonely And Depressed. Hope You Get Help Soon Dear wink. It Seems You Trying To Master A New Vocabulary; "Inferiority Complex"
akike:
Your inferiority complex is astonishing..of course she is the type of woman a man can ask not to work, a woman that has no independent mind.

You wrote like a man who was born in a place other than earth. Are you saying that men do not cheat? Instead of wtting that rubbish epistle, you could havr just written ‘Successful and hardworking women intimidate me'
Crime › Re: Man Brutalised And Accused Of Armed Robbery By The Nigerian Army Personnel (pic) by eherbal(m): 6:32pm On Oct 13, 2015
The Guys Appearance Looks Irresponsible. Im Very Sure He Did Not Go To The Vehicle To Assist Anybody But To Probably Waylay Or Bully The Occupants Since It's An Obstruction Of Vehicular Movement. He Met His Match In The Pistol. I Guess His Body Frame Intimidated The Captain,Who ,Short Changed By Inferiority Complex, Let His Gun Do The Negotiations.
Realising His Folly,The Captain Seized Up The Situation And Labeled Him An Armed Robber To Save Face. That's What I Think Happened.
Morals Of The Lesson? Don't Ever Be The First To Correct Traffic Situations. There Will Be Other Restless Guinea pigs For The Job
cool
Car Talk › Indicators Of Bad Ignition Coil Symptoms For Vehicles by eherbal(op): 4:48pm On Oct 13, 2015
Ignition coils in vehicles are equipped with a primary and a secondary coil. When turning on the vehicle, electricity comes from the battery and goes to the primary coil which creates a magnetic field, and this in turn draws the current over to the vehicle's secondary coil. In this coil, the electricity has a voltage high enough that it creates a spark in the spark plug, and this ignites the fuel and air combination. If this process does not operate the way it is supposed to, ignition coil symptoms appear. There are some ways to know when the ignition coil is going bad.

Stalling of Vehicle

One ignition coil symptom that previews what occurs when the coil fails totally is a stalling engine. Engine failure will result when the coil totally fails. If the ignition coil is not working, the existing spark plug is uneven, which causes uneven firing of the pistons. When there is not proper ignition of the fuel and air combination, the engine can stall at any time.
Source http://www.naijatechguide.com/2012/07/indicators-of-bad-ignition-coil.html

Misfiring of the Engine

There is no way the engine will run smoothly when the spark plugs are firing intermittently. Since the pistons do not fire at normally expected intervals, sputtering of the engine can be heard. At an engine idle, there can be a vibration. When travelling at higher speeds the automobile can sometimes jerk. A bad ignition coil symptom is usually very noticeable, because the ride will generally be very jerky.
Trouble with Vehicle Starting

This ignition coil symptom is one of the best clues that something is wrong. When the coil is not working right, the spark plugs are not getting the normal charge that they would receive when the key is turned on and this makes starting the automobile a difficult task.

Backfiring of Engine

Improperly working spark plugs can cause the fuel/air combination to not ignite completely. The leftover combination of fuel and air goes into the exhaust. This causes the backfiring conditions. This ignition coil symptom is a sign of the coil’s failure and an indication that the vehicle is probably getting further damage. Backfiring may cause severe damage to the vehicle's exhaust system. When the backfiring happens often, the vehicle should be looked at by a mechanic.

Low Fuel Economy

A lot of the fuel is going to the exhaust and is just being wasted, because the engine is not firing like it should. This causes low fuel economy, because the vehicle is not able to get as many miles on a gallon of gas as it did before having problems with the ignition coil. This is a bad ignition coil symptom that can affect the wallet.

The ignition coil will eventually fail completely and the automobile will refuse to operate because the spark plugs will not fire at all. This could be dangerous if the car is in operation on the road and the coil fails, it causes the car to quit operating. When noticing any of these symptoms it is wise to have the vehicle checked by a knowledgeable technician.
Crime › Re: My Husband Is Irresponsible, Beats Me And My Parents – Woman Tells Court by eherbal(m): 2:24pm On Oct 13, 2015
Evening Sir. The Day You Laid Hands On That Woman Was The Day You Gave Her The Excuse To Leave You. You Played Into Her Hands. You Allowed Her To Sell Engine Oil. A Married Woman For That Matter! Who Buys Engine Oil The Most? MEN! Just Like A Liquor Bar. It's Patronized By All Manners Of Men. From The Gentleman ,To The Commercial Vehicle Driver. All Manners Of Men. You Could Have Employed A Sales Boy,Not Girl o, To Run It On Her Behalf.
It takes A Nerve Of Steel For A Man, The Jealous Ones Especially, To Allow His Wife Work Talk less Of Trading Or Dubai Purchase Business. Women Are Not To Be Trusted In That Sphere Unless You Can Vouch Your Life For Her. I've Known Female Bosses Cheating On Their husbands With Their "colleagues".Well To Do Women, and The Not So Well To Do.
So Therefore Sir,You Committed A Institutional Harikari.If You Don't Trust Your Wife, Work Very Hard To Afford Her The Luxury To Stay At Home cool
Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m): 12:20pm On Oct 13, 2015
lol
trapQ:
Lmao... What nerve? What pain? What truth?

You're the cause of global warming and the depletion of the ozone layer.
Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m): 7:05am On Oct 13, 2015
Believe Me, They Are. They Abound Everywhere. Even The Saintly Looking Ones. I Know. I've Seen Them. Irresponsible Mother Of Nations.
ammyluv2002:
Big fat lie! Most married women are not loose. Get your facts straight
Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m): 6:57am On Oct 13, 2015
trapQ:
And some men are too stup!d. Why do you think Adam ate the apple eve gave him?
we seem to have touched a nerve dear. Truth be Painful. Truth Hurts. I Feel Your Pain cool
Family › Re: Help This Family In Crises by eherbal(m): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2015
The Woman Was Put To Test. She Failed Woefully. There's No Guarantee She Won't Repeat The Same Nonsense Selfish Act If Given A Second Chance. My Advice To The Hubby Is To Let Her Be On Sabbatical For Some Time,Whike In The Interim, Cutting Down Drastically In His Financial Commitments To Her And The Family. This Is Not A Punishment, But A Deterrent ToGer Greedy And Selfish Mien. He Can Let Her Off The Hook Later When She Really Sobers Up And Realise The Errors Of Her Ways.If Change us Evident, Then He Let's Her Know The Reason For His Stand. He Should Allow Her Back On The Job With An A Gentleman's Agreement To Turn A New Leaf.
Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m): 9:35am On Oct 11, 2015
Edit:Beacuse SOME Women Are Very Loose! Whew! cool
ammyluv2002:
Because women are very loose? huh angry
Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m): 9:32am On Oct 11, 2015
The Truth Is Hard To Swallow.
Tallesty1:
I hope you are ready for this?




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Family › Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by eherbal(m):
Because Some Women Are Very Loose. Why DO You Think Satan Approached Eve And Not Adam? smiley
Mynd44:
So their tradition only recognises female adultery. Okay na.

BTW, I think it is bullshìt. If anyone wants to be taken seriously, the same rules that apply to men should apply to women.
Crime › Popular Fela Kuti Dancer Murdered In Lagos by eherbal(op): 6:46am On Oct 10, 2015
Fela Anikulapo-Kuti

Femi Kuti is currently in a sober mood as he mourns the death of a dancer in his father’s band, Dodo Mayana.

Dodo as she was fondly called, was a popular woman at the Afrika Shrine and was one of Fela’s dancers until his death in 1997. She later joined Femi Kuti’s band as a cage dancer before she retired and started selling drinks at the Afrika Shrine.

According to a series of tweets from Femi, the dancer was knocked down by a hit and run driver. Femi said she died a questionable death.

He tweeted, “Heard that Dodo who sells outside the Shrine was hit by a car on her way home by Grammar sch. opposite Omole Estate. I’m so sad. Sounds more like Dodo was mugged ‘cos when we got to her, nothing was found on her, no money, no phone. Mehn sad sad sad.

“Dodo was such a nice and friendly person RIP. May those who did this not go free. Unfortunately, our police might never find them. She was mugged they now say most likely she took first chance, killed, dumped by Grammar school.

http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-beats/popular-fela-kuti-dancer-murdered-in-lagos/

You'll Be Greatly Missed Dodo Mayana (Mama Skushes) cry cry cry
Autos › Re: I Have A Madza 626 For Sell Tokunbo Direct Frm Usa Blue In Color #450k Give Away by eherbal(m): 2:48pm On Oct 09, 2015
S For Sc lipsrsealed m grin
Car Talk › Re: UPDATED: Heeeeelp With Car Gone Wild. by eherbal(m): 2:19pm On Oct 09, 2015
Simply Leave The Scanner Connected And Drive Around Your Area, If It Doesn't Go Off, Then You've Found A Way Out Temporarily Till The Solution Is Proffered. grin grin grin
Just Kidding. Obviously The Problem Is Electrical.. Disconnect The Battery And Reconnect. Check The Terminals. The Battery Relay Or Fuse. If Don't Find Anything Wrong With Them, Then I Suggest You Get An Electrical Expert To Diagnose The Problem. cool
Crime › Re: Man Cuts Own Manhood After Being Accused Of Rape by eherbal(m): 2:47pm On Oct 08, 2015
If You Want Something Well Done, You Do It Yourself .Congratulations Bro, Of Ridding Yourself Of Your Setback. Now, Everyone Will know You're Remorseful cool

Politics › Re: Power Generation Drops By 1,100mw As Egbin Workers’ Crisis Persist by eherbal(m): 2:36pm On Oct 07, 2015
The Innocent Power Plant Was The Collateral Damage. grin
Politics › See How The Queen Of England Greeted Haile Selassie (photo) by eherbal(op): 9:45am On Oct 07, 2015
She Knelt and Bowed. Recognition Of Supremacy. cool

Politics › Re: NCA Freezes Alison-Madueke’s Cash In Court Today - Sahara Reporters by eherbal(m): 12:10am On Oct 06, 2015
faggy36:
hi guys
does faggy means fagggot? Just curious. Registered today and you're already hailing the guys here. What happened to "hi house"?just asking ni o undecided
Politics › Re: How Diezani Laundered Looted Money, Her Accomplices Revealed - Sahara Reporters by eherbal(m): 4:16pm On Oct 05, 2015
So, Madam Dieziani? What Jersey No Would You Like To Don In Jail? grin
Autos › Re: MY Terrible Experience With CHUCKY234 by eherbal(m): 3:53pm On Oct 05, 2015
chucky234:
he paid 570k not 730k
You Accepted 570k When You Realized He Knows You Sold Him a Lemon. Let Peace Reign. Send Him The 50k.you Don't Know What This Is Doing To Your Rep. You're One of The few peeps I could trust here. Don't Thread The Dark Path Of A Former Member Here Whose Names Value Is Less Than A Nickel .If You Can't Send The Dough, A Good Word and Apology Is Also A Good Currency For Settlement. We All Make Mistakes, Realising And Owning Up Makes Us Good Peeps. Arrogance And Pride Be The Dearth Of The Host.
Remember, Chucky234,Customer Is King. They Pay The Bills cool
Oseri, We're Waiting For The pics Upload and Condition Of The Ride
Autos › Re: Beastly Benz C-class Auction Sale by eherbal(m): 3:25pm On Oct 05, 2015
I Suggest You Open A Fresh Thread On Your. If No Response Is Forth Coming
oseri:
The car, a MB C240 2002 model was advertised here: https://www.nairaland.com/2537910/sold-regd-2002-c240-grab

We negotiated and reached an agreement of 730k, papers and driving it down to portharcourt inclusive.
I have never met the said chuck234 before but based on trust i transfered 630k to him to have the car delivered to ph and balance payment after inspection.
The said chucks only identified three minor faults with the vehicle which are:
1. low engine oil
2. low coolant
3. damaged engine sand protector

Prior to cash transfer, chucks promised to fix these three items prior to delivery.
After a week chucks claimed he is sick and can only send whatsapp message but can't receive a call...... It sounded weird to me. I had to pressured him to give the car to the driver, his own appointed driver to bring the car to PH.
It took the dirver another three days before the said driver(name with-held) told me he's bringing the car to PH. At about 3hrs, the said driver told me the ATF was leaking and that he has to park to fix it. He sent me pictures of where they are fixing the car......
To cut the long story short, the driver was never on the road. he was never bringing the car. He lied to make excuss to siphon money from me. I told the driver to call chucks to sort it out but he said chucks can talk because he is sick. I never realised it was a tactics to take the remaining 100k from me prior to delivery. The said driver began to complain that the car has the following problem
1. hard starting
2. both front window glass not working
3. Air cotrol module and MAF sensor not working(so he called it)

At this juncture, it downed on me that my cash is stuck. Chucks fone is off(saying the said chucks is at the point of death..). But i need my car. I had to release money to have the car fixed. I ended up spending 66k.
The driver comfirms the car is ok. so he drove the car to PH. i took delivery of the car around 8pm. Instantly, i noticed the brake was bad, and the power steering was bad too. On further inspection the next day, this are the problems with the car.

1. Power steering pump bad
2. Brake tubes from abs module, one caliper, brake fluid reservoir removed and pluged. Brake system destroyed
3. driver side mirror cannibalised. it doesn't work from the control. it was put in place with a super glue
4. The moon roof control work erratically
5. gearbox shifting very badly
6. rear axle vibrating. i'm suspecting bushings
7. no horn
8. driver airbag already deployed. replaced with a caton airbag case
9. diver's door interior handle broken. put in place with a super glue
10. the entire shocks bad

the list is endless.

As soon as the driver delievered the car, chucks came alive. A sent whatsapp messages to comfirm the delivery. i told all the problems the car has which he denied. I told him to refund my money which he refused. I later told him to give me 50k to assist me in the repair which refused as well.
I have no choice than to live with my loss but more importantly to inform the house of the new method of scammers

This is a lesson for all
Autos › Re: Beastly Benz C-class Auction Sale by eherbal(m): 3:24pm On Oct 05, 2015
Nigga, respond on this one., cause it's where the allegationswere levelled. Don't play Frisbee with peeps intelligence. Respond bro. Im a fan. Don't wanna believe that sh*t went down undecidedRESPOND!
chucky234:
there is a separate thread
Education › Re: Parents Should Stop Doing This Because Of Their Children's Future by eherbal(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2015
I Repeated A Class Because Of This cry
Politics › Re: Mosundi Demands Niger Delta Peoples Republic. by eherbal(m): 4:21pm On Oct 03, 2015
Well said Nigg*
SOUPF:
"I am a strong individualist by personal habit,inheritance, and conviction;but it is a mere matter of common sense that the state,the communities,the citizens acting together,can do a number of things better than if they were left to individual action"----Theodore Roosevelt..
Division is not an option,this country will be great with our collective differences and understanding..Let us unite and be peaceful..We dont need a Niger delta republic nor a biafra republic,neither do we need oduduwa republic nor Arewa republic..
Politics › Re: Ministerial List: Submission Of Petitions Against Nominees Begins Tuesday by eherbal(m):
Lol! cheesy
nerodenero:
Nawa for these polithiefcians.

All these are mind games by polithiefcians to shift attention from the main issue being the fact that majority of them are corrupt to unnecessary issues as being reported here.

On one hand, CCB is there, threatening indirectly and still saddened that many Sinators passed a vote of confidence on Sarakill. The polithiefcians also know that CCB are already on their trail to also pull them to the dock, to answer questions like their master Sarakill.

On the other hand, Sarakill is already humbled by his powerful friends, PMB and Buje bu danu inclusive, and would be willing to do anything to make them Happy to safe face and name. One sure way to achieve that for now is by allowing all the noisemakers scale through the senate hurdle. After achieving this, expect consultations, negotiations, pleading etc to continue with powerful friends in order to keep Senate President's seat.

The abracadabra continues in the ever exciting world of Nigeria politics. Stick around as Tuesdays and days ahead would be interesting.

Fingers crossed and watching using my binoculars to view Abuja from a distance grin grin.
on Another Hand, This Piece Of Sh*t Tactics Being Deployed By The Senate May Leave The Running Of The Country In State Of Comatose If They Don't Recind The Petition Decision. If It's Contained In Any Form Of Referadum Or Constitution Of Whatever Nature, Should Be Expunged With Immediate Effect! If This Is Overlooked, I See Personal Vendettas ,Hate and Mischief Containing Petitions
The Rivers State Government Has Already Made It's Decision , Bothering On The Possible Nomination Of Ameachi ,Known To The Press And Larger World. If That's Not Personal, Then Redefine Pls.
What They Could've Done Was Make It Impossible For A Petitioned Nominee To Make A Nominee List Talk less Of Sending It To The Senate ,Until Given Clean Bill Of Health.
We Need To Speed Things Up, Baba Is A Bit Slow For Some Peeps Already, So Why Stall The Whole Process By throwing spanner In The Works? undecided
Travel › Re: PHOTOS: Trailer Falls Along Sagamu - Ijebu-ode Road by eherbal(m): 2:12pm On Oct 03, 2015
Saw it on my way to Offa yesterday. Peeps Did One way things sharp sharp. The response was quick and situation contained within minutes. Pls let's all be careful. Allah Be our Guide and Protector. Ameen
Car Talk › Re: FREE Vehicle Diagnosis In PH by eherbal(m): 1:54pm On Oct 03, 2015
Punterlord01,lomomike,kingreign .Enough Amusement Already.Sheath The Sword .This Is Uncalled For. This Is Not Politics Section. Stop Acting As If You're Both Married To The Same Man. undecided

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