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Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Wearing A Neck Guide To Watch TV by EiE1(f): 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2016
[quote author=Dreambeat post=51327071]Cervical or neck collar.Does he have a slipped disc?[/qu

ote]



I was gonna correct te op of the proper medical name than u said it. He sure will have a disc prolapse... Been wearing mine too for some weeks after a nerve entrap and cervical spongyloidis. Can be quite unbearable without the collar tho plus say baba don old.
Properties / Re: 5 Things To Consider Before Buying Land In Lagos Island Or Mainland. by EiE1(f): 8:13am On Oct 28, 2016
fbtowner:
To me this point are Not valid. U are only saying poor ppl on mainland. Rich ppl on Island.


Lol very funny. Cheap schools on mainland cheap lands on mainland. Lol. Op u need servicing.

I thot so too at the use of the word CHEAP. uhmm

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Education / Re: 25-year-old Wins Overall Best Student At YABATECH by EiE1(f): 8:05am On Oct 28, 2016
Jamaticulus:
Incomplete report...what dept. did she graduate from?? undecided undecided

Thank u oh. I come dey scan upandan deyblook for her dept when I saw the eng'g and liberal studies ones.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos State Govt Please Remove This Obstruction by EiE1(f): 7:55pm On Aug 06, 2016
Commercial bus drivers ehhhn!
Investment / Re: How I Was Cheated By Mutual Benefits Life Assurance Ltd by EiE1(f): 8:51pm On May 25, 2016
Makes two pple I knw now, u and a friend at work. Her's is even more pathetic. She saved all try the 5yrs plan of 10k rack. Whatever that amounts to she was supposed to be given 30% in addition to the amount she has been saving. NEWSFLASH!!! Her agent hasn't been at work for close to 4mths now nearing when she is due to come make her claims. She was even tricked by him on one of those contributory collection days of hers by him for certain papers which she sheepishly gave to him as he claimed those papers are needed to "process" her proceedings. Alas! She can't find him, Mutual benefit as a company haven't seen him in months... And his Fone lines are off! Ahan ahan, ahan ahan (in pastor Chris Okotie's intonation). #Gobe!
Celebrities / Re: Ooni Of Ife's Son, Prince Adegbite And Wife At Her Birthday Dinner (Pics) by EiE1(f): 10:41am On Aug 20, 2015
Elizalizzy:
Dollygbi....yoruba language sha

Dollygbi or Doligbi is not near a Yoruba name not to talk of having any meaning in the dialect. Let's say ur name (for example) is James and her's Jane so u coin jamjan... So it was for Dolapo (doli) and adegbite (gbi)... It has nothing to do with a full name... It's a "coin" from their names. Kappish? smiley
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Delivers Baby Boy? (see What Teebillz Posted) by EiE1(f): 10:42pm On May 15, 2015
Awwwwwwwwwww... What sweet news! I am happy for her. And to think this new baby shares same month and abt 2-days apart or so with his older sister frm Tee Billz baby mama.
Congrats oh Tiwa n Tiwa.lol
Family / Re: Photo : How Many Of You Have Seen This by EiE1(f): 2:44pm On May 01, 2015
I saw and used it. My dad had one, his father too had one... So holidaying at granny's was home away frm home, tv-wise.lol

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Ini Edo Congratulates Buhari by EiE1(f): 8:10pm On Mar 31, 2015
Idiots and their shout of, FOR THE LOVE OF COUNTRY, GOODLUCK, GOODLOVE... Idiots!
Politics / Re: General Buhari Relaxing With His Wife After Voting by EiE1(f): 10:19am On Mar 29, 2015
alaoeri:
Victory ascerta our incoming president. cool


NB: despite been a former head of state, his sitting room looks like that of an average Nigerian nothing special.


@ur lastline, bcoz he understands like a few does that "aiye la ba, aiye la o fi sile si". All na 6feet afterall so, why amass!!!
I just love this man.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jolade Ekeinde Celebrates 19 Years Of Marriage by EiE1(f): 2:34pm On Mar 23, 2015
donigspain:
awwwwww @love you too much for your own good.


My tots exactly too @the Awwwwwwwww... Gonna use that line someday soon too.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stars Attend Shift Celebrity Praise Night At Muson Centre by EiE1(f): 5:44pm On Mar 13, 2015
slimyem:
Doris Simeon looks really pretty too.How could anyone have let her go?tongue


My very thot spelt out word for word by u. I was like, why this man come leave this cute lady nah... God knws all things sha.
Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by EiE1(f): 10:16pm On Jan 30, 2015
ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria undecided

What's this one saying? Where in the hole of the earth did u burrow from
Oponu!

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Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle & Onyeka Onwenu Strike A Pose by EiE1(f): 4:40pm On Jan 23, 2015
Na wah oh mod. U banned me sake of say I yearn truth abt obj's thots on/to pdp...? Izzorite. Iddokay. As u do to me may God....

Sun Tissue and Elegant Stallion Una set well well!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Ask For President Jonathan's Thesis On Twitter by EiE1(f): 12:01pm On Jan 22, 2015
OBJ speaks about Buhari`s certificate
issue……………………
The truth of the matter is that Jonathan is
aware
that Buhari
is qualified to contest for President Election
but
some
hawks with Jonathan, do not want him to
contest
because
they believed that he will win and come for
them.
The issue
came up in 2007, and we investigated and
found
out that his
WASEC is with the military and that was why
he
was
allowed to contest in 2007. Buhari cannot
listen to
anyone
about his certificates because as a General of
Nigeria Army,
he will speak when he chooses not by Femi
Fani
Kayode
and Okupe asking him. Fayose and other
corrupt
people
including Kashamu do not want Buhari
because of
his anti-
corruption slogan. Even Jonathan did not
finish his
PhD
course but when it was presented we stated
that, it
does not
matter but many people do not know because
it
was PDP
thing. I see Buhari as the next President and
Jonathan is
aware of that, and that is the reason they are
hitting him
everywhere to put confusion in his camp. But
a
General is
always a General….

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Aide Reno Omokri & Osinbajo At Twitter War Over Kano Rally Crowd- Pics by EiE1(f): 9:59am On Jan 22, 2015
dahunsy:
coughs***clears throat


Via there, what's with this ur cough for weeks unend nw? Tuberculosis treatment is for free in govt hosps oh. Abi na avian flu sef
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Oyo State Governor And The Beautiful Women In His Life by EiE1(f): 12:31am On Dec 19, 2014
Medunah:
Wooow, they all look beautiful but doesnt he have a son too? embarassed




Igbo-tic comment!
Na him choose their gender himself? Shooo!
Fashion / Re: Photo: Can You Wear This Outfit? by EiE1(f): 7:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
onyeguy:
First to comment since 2year back baba God I thank you oh grin cheesy



Pls, try again later (In ATM machine tone)
Jokes Etc / Re: “i Didn’t Mean To Wink; Sweat Entered My Eye.” – Korede Bello by EiE1(f): 5:38am On Jul 26, 2014
Waspy: Rubbish things can dey freak Nigerians undecided undecided

Shooooo, i tire Oh
Wink? So? Ehnn? Lubbbbissssh!!!

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Health / Re: Lagos State Opens New Cardiac & Renal Centre (CRC) Gbagada Lagos. PICS. by EiE1(f): 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2014
aguiyi: How many percent ownership belongs to thiefnubu and what is the name of the company that handled this job, also, care to tell us the cost of the project and when it started?


Ibeere!
OYO is your case!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by EiE1(f): 12:07am On Jul 10, 2014
Penalties aint true test of a team's viability and defiance @play.
Kai, and i was on the "orange" men's side oh. Well, no lele, it's a game!
Celebrities / Re: Kefee's Burial Arrangement Announced*so Sad* by EiE1(f): 5:41pm On Jul 09, 2014
#Misty eyes. Tear-stinged eyes.
Adieu Kefee... Still sounds like a tale frm a dream.
Sleep on...
Autos / Re: Two Tokunbo Golf 4 Cars From Germany For Sale by EiE1(f): 11:12pm On Dec 14, 2013
1milla each?
Guy, last price abeg make this tins clear comot b4 xmas for ur hand!
Gaskiya ne
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan Weds Kafilat Olayinka Secretly In Abuja (photos) by EiE1(f): 5:59pm On Dec 09, 2013
That pic of him with the lady and the kids is captioned erronously. She's my cousin, her name is Tolulope Afolayan (nee Lapite) and those are her kids (Dari and Dara) which she has for Aremu's elder brother, the popular one and only "splufik" Kunle Afolayan!
You heard!!!

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Technology Market / Re: Buy Ipad Cases Made With Ankara!! by EiE1(f): 5:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
Tushe!
Crime / Re: Herb Seller Arrested For Stealing A Seven-month-old Baby by EiE1(f): 7:07pm On Nov 19, 2013
What's it with child/baby stealing lately? Spare them nw, they are only infants, they are humans like you, innocent little souls, bundle of joy to their folks! Imagine 8yrs old marriage with this 2nd child just lurking in and and and...
It's not good oh, all because of money - it's not good oh!
#Tearful eyes#

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Demand For New Born Babies At Ekiti Hospital by EiE1(f): 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2013
k4kenny: This is just messed up. Just when you think you've heard the most gruesome news and seen the shadiest characters, these scum come along.
God in His infinite mercies made them come at a time when there were no newborns in the hospital. I can't imagine how horrible it'll feel after going through 9 rigorous months of pregnancy and hours of agonising labour only for a cursed soul to come and snatch your bundle of joy. They'll surely suffer in this world and the hereafter


Sooooo angry angry angry

Word for word you spoke my mind out.
As i was reading the story, i was actually crying, panting, sighing and praying... Gossssh! What kind of pple are these? Humans!? I don't think so!
God where are you
Ahan ahan, aiye yii ma gaa oh!
Food / Re: Daily Water Consumption In Nigeria Is N8bn by EiE1(f): 11:09pm On Oct 27, 2013
Is it money we ask him to come and collate and calculate abi na to man and head Nafdac and do "the work"?
Upon say we generate our water ourselves he don shove am add as figure say na wetin e cost be dat.
Mr. Paulooooo!
Religion / Re: Describe Your Church In One Word? by EiE1(f): 10:34am On Oct 27, 2013
grin Solidly-Splufik
Religion / Re: How Do You Know When God Speaks To You by EiE1(f): 10:30am On Oct 27, 2013
Often times it doesn't really conform to what and how you want the issue to be. It looks rationale and the right way to go abt the issue at hand but as you be human being wey want sharp-sharp happening, e no go just be am!
But it's the best option - it's God speaking! grin
Health / Re: Life After A CS Delivery Is So Challenging? by EiE1(f): 11:35am On Oct 26, 2013
@OP, congrats!
Yeah, congrats cos u went tru it and came bk alive with ur bundle of joy stil, jst like i have too, two times. My "soldier" boys are super today!
But as per the itch, it's normal- it's a sign of recovery, healin and good state of the sight of surgery. Really.
I have come to realise that applyin sheabutter (ori) every mornin and evenin afta bath does the trick - less itch! Yesssssss. And at thesame time it makes the surgery suture even-off and not mould-up as a scar. Serious (frm experience). How we undermine the use of sheabutter!
It's nothin to worry abt and if u will be sincere enough, thee itch is not D@ uuuurrrrghhh like u paint it. Itch is itch so?
Congrats again, love to ur bundle of joy!

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan's Family (Pictures) by EiE1(f): 4:58pm On Oct 22, 2013
Tonia Lee: I only know of Two kids from his wife, Tolu...The girl at the extreme and a young boy who is not in this pics...Where r the others from?

I tot so too @only two kids frm the union. Tolu (the wife) is my cousin and i only knw of Dara and Dari (the kids). Maybe a friend of the kids though.

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