₦airaland Forum

Even if you abuse the governor, the fundamental is that DSS don fall their hand. They allowed themselves to be political. They accused the man of planning security breaches, so why did they release him?? Why didn't the charge him?? You see why state police should never be allowed??

Einl:
Going to Mecca and paying for people to go to Mecca doesn't stop you from hosting braless parties. (I'm not saying that he did).
Boko Haram also pray five times a day. That never stopped them murdering people.
I lost my virginity to a preacher's daughter. The fact that her father was a preacher never stopped her enjoying premarital coitus with me.

is the word c o i t u s not allowed. That is what I typed and when I posted I saw 'reproduction' instead. Who thinks of things like that anyway??

Going to Mecca and paying for people to go to Mecca doesn't stop you from hosting braless parties. (I'm not saying that he did).
Boko Haram also pray five times a day. That never stopped them murdering people.
I lost my virginity to a preacher's daughter. The fact that her father was a preacher never stopped her enjoying premarital coitus with me.

Nigerian institutions ( MDA's, security forces, schools etc...) making Nigerians suffer since forever. Bro...you have to go back to the school. The school has to give you a Jamb number. What Jamb is saying is that they don't recognise you went to school since all admission is done through Jamb. It's like you done Pre-ND abi So the school has to liaise with Jamb to upload your information. In reality, you have to go to the school, pay bribes, beg, pay some more bribes and then you'll be given your number. Then you take it to Jamb office. It's a long process but good luck to you. PS If one day you are the Chairman of Jamb or the Rector of a school remember this your suffering and swear to yourself that no Nigerian will suffer if you can help it.

politricks:
Common where is your sense of humour ITK?

OK. sorry. I get you know.

politricks:
No wonder my ferrari 504 consume fuel so much.

Bro...if you wanna lie.... let your lie have a good foundation. There is no such thing as a Ferrari 504...doesn't exist...was never made...liar...

Because it follows spring equinox...

When it concerns Nigerian police, any time I see the word 'interrogation' I replace I with 'torture'..

yanabasee:
Why see it as greed?

What's wrong with a brother trying to buy the cheapest data so far? If you know how Iphones consume data.... You'll wish to buy 10gig for N100.

iPhone consume data?!?!?? try an Android...

If terrorists are attacking one of the villages in the outskirts of Jos, you will never see a any security operatives. How are the boys selling black market causing the scarcity... goats...

IMO State has the best palm wine.
You never mentioned dogs. Why??
You were disappointed by the Calabar girls...maybe you weren't able to toast any and you decided to shift the blame to them!?!? Calabar girls are the best. The whole country knows that.
But a good write up nonetheless.

gists:
This funny if not ridiculous.
I would have taken side with you if you suggested government should only cater for the first 3 children of any couple. How much has the government done for the people that you are now suggesting sanction on child bearing. What of those whose "third child" happens to be twins? What of those who divorced and remarry and having three kids in each marriage? What of the uncountable polygamous families? Is it 3 kids per woman or 3kids per man or 3kids per family.
Bros this your suggestion is dead on arrival.
But I agree we need to find a way of controlling our population but not through sanctions - if HIV has not discouraged man to have sex, I don't see how taxation will.

hahahahahaha. nothing can discourage a man not to have sex

OP 10% tax ten percent of what?? ur not clear. Abi u de drink Easter beer. Please clarify your post before uploading. 10% tax mtchwwww...

Basic economics is that when an economy is down or depressed or in a recession, taxes are reduced to encourage businesses to employ and for consumers to purchase. It's seems the complete opposite here. Extra taxes on calls and texts, multiples charges on withdraws from the bank, charges on deposits into your account, increase in electricity tariffs, banning of Forex but still importing grass from Brazil...chanji...goats...

If you like her, her tribe won't be an issue...

tosyne2much:
So the Bible has to make reference to immoral dressing before you can consider it as a sin? There's no point trying to convince you to subscribe to my point since it's obvious you encourage immorality


You can raise your daughters to be walking half-unclad on the street, na you sabi

a girl dressed in a miniskirt and a politician that steals...who worse pass??

tosyne2much:
Are you for real? Smh

shake ur head well bro 'cos u didn't answer me. Where is it written?? Before white people came, people were "unclad " in the literal, figurative and metaphorical meaning of the word.
Let's deal with the real issues we have in this country which is corruption and poor leadership, not petty stuff.

Which guy here has ever had a party?? No... I don't mean raping some poor girl with your friend...I mean consensual sex. If no...what is your dream 3some?? 2 guys and 1 girl?? Or you and 2 girls?? The latter isn't it?? Any girl that gonna have a 3some with a guy and another girl is gonna have a lil' bit of bi inside her. So stop all this hating of lesbians because any guy given a minuscule chance of fncking will jump at it. PS. All women are slightly bi...

That's a bit dumb. Erroneously shaking their bum bum...is there a correct or recommended way of shaking their bum bum?!!?? Why this tirade against women?? I don't get people sometimes. And why is dressing half unclad wrong?? Where is it written?? A speaker of the House of Reps who wears native attire and spends N800m of public funds on furniture and a girl who wears a miniskirt... who is more responsible If sin is to be graded, who has committed the greater sin?? Goats.

That's a bit dumb. Erroneously shaking their bum bum...is there a correct or recommended way of shaking their bum bum?!!?? Why this tirade against women?? I don't get people sometimes. And why is dressing half unclad wrong?? Where is it written?? A speaker if the House of Reps who wears native attire and spends N800m of public funds on furniture and a girl who wears a miniskirt... who is more responsible If sin is to be graded, who has committed the greater sin?? Goats.

who is the idiot promoting to watch a video of 12 year old girls getting raped?? Please be responsible. Remove this sh!t from here.

Majikals:
Op, Nice post,though but u kinda of made it a Catholic sided writeup..
1.Who is Paschales Solemnitatis?
2.Not every Christian believe in the doctrine of penance.
3.Blessed Virgin Mary? Well, individual differences and understanding of the Bible.

Happy good Friday nairalanders
God bless me
God bless you
God bless us all.

The foundation of modern Western Christianity is the Roman Catholic Church...

hahahahahahahahahah wonderful story!

Anyi3:
See Nigerian youths. Everyone above me didn't read the epistle before commenting. What a shame.

The writer made serious sense. Malaysia imported our palm trees back in the days and are reaping benefits. There's absolutely nothing wrong in importing agricultural raw materials and then developing your economy.

Again big shame that people above me didn't read or don't know how to.

That's because palm trees are cash crops... grass isn't.
There is no amount of explanation or write-ups or essays you can you to defend the importation of grass. Sorry.

Put that effort into increasing farm yields and developing your own grass without resorting to import it....