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The plans of Satan and OP in not letting a man get laid will not succeed...

Us she pretty?? She fine ba? Knack her ooo, so you will not regret it later.

*" I didn't give up. I sought to knw d reason fr objecting my
desire to operate a legal entity with her."*

That one killed me!!

OK OP...also have a similar experience. Showed a girl a lot of love ( maybe too much love), she didn't reciprocate and I stopped calling. A month or so passed and she starts calling and even visits me at work (with a plate of rice and chicken, I am not lying!). She talking about us getting back together and I'm like we never had anything... it's when your in need you remember you had someone who cared about you.

Leave the goat my brother...but if you really like her tell her your mind. Tell her you know all her tricks and lies and if she don't want anything with you ( a relationship) let her say it upfront.
She deserves a second chance (everybody does). If she doesn't change, forget about her. Delete her number. Move on.

May he rest in peace...stop having so many children though...

Back then when it happened I asked...and today I still ask...how the fvck was Access Bank able to buy Intercontinental Bank Not possible...

Bros...mind your own business...

Whoever wrote this is promoting violence. A fool will read this and when his girlfriend gets home and her lipstick is smudged and she rushes to the bathroom will then conclude she is cheating on him and might attack her.
This is a rubbish post and should be removed immediately. Na the kind foolish where de perpetuate Nigeria's own foolishness

Jmaxx:
Thats E money's wife on yellow

In yellow, not 'on yello'. YOLO!

10 pm But it looks like daytime na...

It's only an immature man that fvcks a woman then gossips about it with everybody...a mature guy, even if he wants to tell a friend he slept with a girl will just say ''I tapped that are", they will laugh about it, then change topic...

Hillzy:
Out of all wat I read d only tin I keep seeing is one source, one source. Ogbeni which source is dat, is it egg source or I dobilivit.

Chai! Source and sauce...are they the same?? Haba na. You don't know the difference??

Imagine all these beauty dem come no get nyash...that one go be f up...

BreadandBeans:
But the way I put my statement doesn't look like an insult,, 'just like an advice

But why marriage?? Why did you advise her about marriage?? Why not advise her about her hairstyle?? Or her lips?? Or tell her to get a new job?? Why marriage??

BreadandBeans:
Na until when she reach menopause that's when she'll know it time to get married??

But you never answered me. Why us it SOOOO important?? Why do you consider it an insult not to be married??

BreadandBeans:
But Linda u sef go and marry na

I don't get Nigerians sometimes. Why is marriage so important?? Why do people put it as a pinnacle of ones life especially for women If she is single and happy what is then the problem Calling her unmarried is not an insult. Na immature insult to say a woman should get married. Why you no fit go marry her?? She tell u say marriage De hungry her

mazeltov:
I never stated anything. The article was complied by some experts in Business insider org and not me (Mazeltov). scroll up and see the source please. THANKS ALOT

So you just copied and pasted?!? You didn't bother doing your own research?? Just because some 'experts' from Business Insider said so doesn't make it true. They are humans like you and are subjected to make mistakes and have biases in their reportage.... plagiarism.... it's a sin ooo.

🎶why you lying🎶 please. The most advanced tank in the world is owned by the Russians. The T-90 is the most complicated and and advanced tank ever built. So there.....🎶please stop the lying🎶

This as an absolutely brilliant piece. This should be a front page stuff. But no. It's relegated to the dark corners of Nairaland to languish in its own brilliance... pls FP!

pls. Stop spreading rumours. Batman is not a super genius... he us just super rich.
Batman is a vigilante oo. Don't forget.

VomeSchakleton:
Still haven't killed as many muslim as your christian crusaders, or the Christian USA or as many Jews as the Christian Hitler. Maybe its "our Lords army" killing muslims in CAR or the "kkk" using the Bible to justify burning blacks like yourself. You christians are quick to judge when you ought to look within. These so called terrorist groups are the result of the activities of your christians. Americans trained Al qaeda to chase out the soviets, Isis is a derivative of Al qaeda. Taliban and most of these groups can also be traced to your brothers in faith.

Aishas age is still in dispute, but even if she was 9 she attained puberty, theres a reason God created women to attain puberty at an early age. Such marriages weren't uncommon as not even his enemies kicked against it, plus she was betrothed to someone before the prophet (pbuh) just to show you how normal it was back then. Mary got pregnant according to christian sources when she was 12-14. And she was at that point betrothed to Joseph who was 30-90 depending to which accounts you believe. So here I ask, if jesus is the son of god, then your god must be a pedophile as well by modern accounts, Joseph too.

Also you haven't provided me with where it says you can lie to convert someone. The concept of taqiyya I'm guessing is what your pastors are perverting. Taqiyya is a principle during the time when pagans were oppressing muslims when a man came to the Prophet and told him they threatened to torture him so he insulted the prophet and denounced his faith but he did not mean it, and the prophet permitted such actions. This is taqiyya not lying to convert people. Why should we? The truth is clear from falsehood for those who seek it?

Also, Paul in your Bible confessed to lying and deceiving people to convert them to christians, I can prove it if you deny it. Is the Christian hypocrisy not clear?

Please stop spreading false rumours. The Americans did not train al-Quadea. The Americans gave weapons to the Taliban to help fight the Soviets when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan. The Americans did not even train the Tabilan.....OK back to the argument.....

what are you talking about?? London streets paved with gold? Please edit that sh*t.

CoCoLav:
Slip that rat has eaten

hahahahahaha.....why u no keep am for safe place??

Vastjoy:
Try ISLAM my sister

frying pan to fire

Hahahahahahahhhahahhah
Number 4 had me ROTFWL!!!! So funny.
Number 9 is stupid. How can u post a picture of Jesus Is there anybody alive that has seen Jesus Abi make people post a picture of a white man who acted in a film about Jesus Really silly. You better remove that rubbish.

lawnreigh:
hmmm ok o but I don't do minor, neva but romantic aspect might be right because I'm not a fan of it anyway. Na to Bleep, Bleep and Bleep dey always do me

*shock* *horror* when I meant younger girls I never meant minors please...I meant early 20's and newbies in the fvck scene. OK. You better up ur romance game.

OP...seems your the only one that experiences that. Any girl I'm knocking is usually confident enough to leave herself open for me even when we just finished and we're are just lying down talking. No wahala. Seems you de like follow younger girls and maybe you ain't romantic enough.

The police spokesperson said during Jacob’s burial, the four stupdents suddenly emerged and asked that the corpse be exhumed. He said, “They were arrested at the graveside. They were arrested because their actions were suspicious. They insisted on exhuming the corpse that had been buried. They said they wanted to resurrect it. It came to us as a surprise that in this modern age, some group of young boys would come out and say they want to resurrect a dead man. “We felt it was a strange development. If they were not cultists they would not make such a demand. We thought they were looking for parts of the deceased to tamper with and we took them to Eleweran for further investigations.”


Hahahahahahaahahahh. Nigerian Police... getting even more foolish...

to maintain am go be real issue.