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RomanceRe: Is My Man Cheating? by Ejaculate: 10:53am On Dec 06, 2017
Whitegrlinnaija:
Okay so my boyfriend has travelled back to his home village in anambra state and pls don't judge but I see some messages with him and his friend about meeting some girls. Will anyone pls be kind to tell me exactly if I am correct, because they in pidgin and I don't want to overstep if I worry for no reason. Pls tell me if u can help me
I Just don't have idea of whatever you've invested in that relationship. But I strongly advice you walk away as fast as you still can let go! Dont waste anymore time with him. No talk say dem no warn before sand enter garri cuz most anambara men no dey marry outsider so na your kpekus and green card tins him dey find.
PoliticsRe: Cabinet Reshuffle: 50 Ministers Not Enough For Nigeria –NSE by Ejaculate: 9:35am On Nov 22, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Maid Of Honour:venus Williams Was A Stunning Bridesmaid At Serena Williams' Wedd by Ejaculate:
funlord:
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Shut up your filthy mouth you pained illiterate savage cretin and go and pick up a comprehension textbook in order to protect nairalanders from your written AIDS english in the future! Olodo rabata!

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Just take a look at the nonsense java phone he is using. You still walk about seeking who to employ you with your masters in English while me a skilled contactor who has non, can ground your entire linage and pay them salary. Poverty has clouded your brain's beauty identification module controller. That's why you can marry a chimp and stay okay just like yourpapa did. You claim to be a master in English but don't know spelling the world ''English'' starts with a capital letter. Park your your mumu one side a beg can't reply orangutan-any longer. Money has to be made now, I'm gone.

modified: urfather is a poverty stricken old haggardbastard who could not afford $0.1 condom to ejaculate a uselessproduct of an unholy union! I don't blame you but that foolinUrhouse who has failed permanently. and you if care is not taken is going his direction. small boy with small brain no wonder yourEdioticamother naconfirmed grade one Olodothat spreads legs anyhow. take a look at ur self. son of many fathers! one goes in another another animal comes out.
LiteratureRe: Beauty And The Mechanic by Ejaculate: 8:04pm On Nov 20, 2017
kinah:
for the first three, she was drugged. and men can't be so sexually active except they are using drugs too. excitement will make them ejaculate quick. my fear is for her not to contract any disease or get pregnant in the process. Adesua is cruel. when a man taste riches, he won't want to experience poverty again. this is the true colour of Adesua a selfish being
you know next to notting about dicks. thanks for mentioned. though not interested in the convoy.
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PoliticsRe: Top 10 Most Murderous African Presidents Of All Times by Ejaculate: 7:59pm On Nov 20, 2017
Bari22:
Jonathan has killed more than Abacha in the name of boko haram
yourpapaleftynash there!
CelebritiesRe: Maid Of Honour:venus Williams Was A Stunning Bridesmaid At Serena Williams' Wedd by Ejaculate: 2:37pm On Nov 19, 2017
funlord:
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Mumu post! grin
IamLaura:
Black People are so racist to each other
the both of you got bloodshot red eyes, phools! that's why it fails or do I look like play mate? Sing along as you disappear from my mention " money can't buy beauty..."
RomanceRe: What Happens If A Man Doesn't Ejaculate For A Long Time? by Ejaculate: 2:27pm On Nov 19, 2017
Ishilove:
Ejaculate half way. Its safer that way
you know next to notting about fluid mechanics neuron motor functional operation of a live na.ked dick in action. not even the gods can hinder ejaculated viscose sperm running through a hallo chamber at the speed of light combined with gravity.




meanwhile those of you mentioning me should desist from doing so or face my wrath as I get not less than 100 mentions. abeg mak una allow me know my try mention!
PhonesRe: Iphone Face ID Fooled Again As 10-year Old Son Unlocks His Mother's Iphone X by Ejaculate: 1:55pm On Nov 19, 2017
nobody should mind dem above saying finger prints and eye scanners.
see. In my case, When ever I finish doing my mechanic job my finger prints always change totally so would not unlock the electronic. same with whenever I smoke Kpoli my eyes does not unlock d shit.


iPhone can adopt private part identification, it is the best as in you show your dick or vagina then it allows you to unlock it that way no one is can unlock it for you!
CelebritiesRe: Maid Of Honour:venus Williams Was A Stunning Bridesmaid At Serena Williams' Wedd by Ejaculate: 6:36am On Nov 19, 2017
damn! these are so ugly! my dick can't lift an inch seeing you. wonder how that white man did it. mean he can also do it with an ape. reasons why aids came to man in the first place
RomanceRe: 19 Crazy Things That Go Through A Girl's Head When She Sleeps Over The 1st Time by Ejaculate: 2:16am On Nov 15, 2017
I slept over at my boss side chick house for days we just get up @7 fucck till its 8. then release. and sleep. get up again for another 2hrs. when it is night we go stroll and stroll and stuck up our reservoir.
FamilyRe: My Husband’s Penis Not Working Well, He Ejaculates Within Seconds – Wife by Ejaculate: 2:07am On Nov 15, 2017
this woman is a learner! I could remember those days when I was still seeking for army man girlfriend. she taught me all tricks I know today about dick maintenance; withe likes of tramul mix with glucose plus coffee pulse burantasi I swear don't even know all she mixes but my dick becomes red hard with veins and she keeps squatting on my dick for like hour. yet I wouldn't release but truth is not I wount sleep well and no peace till the day I release!
RomanceRe: To LADIES Dating YAHOO + Guys... by Ejaculate: 1:49am On Nov 15, 2017
Greenbullet:
I have friends who do the yahoo plus, they all have serious girlfriend's, but they also have Onje fun a won orisa ( food for the gods) , these are the new girls they take out to spoil with money and have one time sex with, they won't go skin to skin on you and won't ejaculate in the condom, ,their aim is to get the girls vagina fluid on the condom and use it for their incantation, anyway wetin concern me , as far as say them no use my sister
o boy I go like join those your boys- name that way sure pass now o. check nl enuf boys don get lot of oyin bo mujata spinning cash dollars. how far?
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Squirt Without Having Orgasm. by Ejaculate: 1:46am On Nov 15, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
squirt has a small smell of pee, as it goes through the urinary tract (but it is NOT urine).... some ejaculate like us men, other just have heavy drain that would wet the whole bed, while some have tiny burst of liquid
professor of...
RomanceRe: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by Ejaculate: 1:44am On Nov 15, 2017
walepackage:
something like that brother.May after the guy has rise her moral and expection,he just ejaculate before the cap enter the pu.nany finish.chai its painfull thou.
sometimes when some guys I know beg lady for her vigina by the time she allow u enter some guys prick fit don lose moral
RomanceRe: My Husband Doesnt See My Worth And See Me As Nothing! by Ejaculate: 1:38am On Nov 15, 2017
Europija:
Hello all.I am married with my husband for 1 year now we had our tuff times before but now we are ok just that i think he doesnt see my effort.Even when we were nit married i cared about him i cooked and clean and did all for him and now of course more but he always comes with some complain.He doesnt have work.I cook clean and do everythig to please him but he still see me as nothing and always makes me feel like he is smarter then me or how i am not doing something good enough .He had relationship before for 9 years with Nigerian lady that dumped him he always saying good thinfs about her.Few months ago i found out he was saying bad thngs about me to his nigerian female friend how i dont even know how to boil water for rice and how i only know how to spread legs.And yes i am white woman and he is Nigerian.He always talks how white women are not good for anything and how blacks are best etc...it pains me all..What should I do??
madam pls stop disturbing our peace here! every time you come around its contents about your husband. why don't you overlook certain things he does? the other day he was watching porn you came by screaming he is watching blacks! well go and buy black paint and use it to paint your skin maybe that would make you feel best from inferiority complex.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Type Of Business Should I Do With The Range Of One Million To Two Million by Ejaculate: 11:02am On Nov 12, 2017
you have told him about the intended profit. now tell him about the squirrel s rats. grass cutter s and all the wicked insect that usually attack maize to make sure you can't get that profit you talk of. una own name be online farmers wet like to sell eBook.




EFGH:
Go into agriculture business.
A bag of 100kg maize is been sold for #7500 now, but in six months time, I bet you it will go for as much as #12,000 - #14,000 if not more than.
Now imagine you buy 100 bags now for #750,000 ie
100 × 7500 = 750,000

and then sell it later for at least #12,000, ie
12000×100=1200000

You must have made a profit of #450,000 excluding money spent on logistics.
Let assume you spend 100,000 for logistics (which in most case may not be up to that amount) you will be left with a profit of around 350,000.
RomanceRe: 5 Thieves Had Sex With My Wife A Night Before Wedding,what Should I Do? by Ejaculate: 10:55am On Nov 10, 2017
send her parking
HealthRe: my throat is getting worse. Doctors In The House please Come In by Ejaculate: 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2017
Take your problems to the Lord and not hospital and think you are not doing yourself cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Puts Up Their "SquareVille Mansion" For Sale At N320m (photos) by Ejaculate: 12:45pm On Nov 09, 2017
Before Before, Adam and God were best of friends.

And Before Before Peter and Paul were best friends.

And the list continues....



But WOMAN why? la why? O why?

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FoodRe: Toronto Restaurant With Only HIV Positive Chefs (Photo, Video) by Ejaculate: 6:46am On Nov 09, 2017
Good one From my POV. At least HIV carries can be I dentified and rounded up to stop futher spread. best way to eradicate aids
EducationRe: 10 Funny But Extremely Creative Innovations by Ejaculate: 6:21am On Nov 09, 2017
Alternative to spiritual girlfriend...
PoliticsRe: No Yoruba Man Has Occupied The Office Of Nigerian Senate President by Ejaculate:
Baba Oloye Olushola before heart break while Bukola and Gbemishola fought, spoke yoruba.

From Ilorin to Kabba to all East and Yagba West (Okun land), are yoruba.

OP should be more concerned to replace Ilorin Emir with OBA OF ILORIN!

Send Fulani backe to sokoto or else one day you may wake up to see Emir of Ogbomosho!

Then you'll start counting Akala as not Yoruba or whatever future sit he occupies as not for yoruba.


STOP Sniffing CARBIDE


not good for your health
PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Idris Wada by Ejaculate: 1:21am On Nov 07, 2017
Idris wada has no case to answer! This show is put up as a clear attempt to keep zoneBs busy Ejaculating for the week so dey can forget about the hunger in the land while buhari buys more time for his sickness.
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience by Ejaculate:
Boy no big deal about sex if you can stay off it the better for you.

Chase knowlkedge and money instead...

Muslim girls pussy_are just not special as you think. But I like that kettle they go about with as it helps the TOTO clean all times.

Infact when I was like you back then in school. I was straffing 6 muslim girls and two from Islamic university... They all knew it but could not let go off me cuz women would always chase what they cant have.

#fact

but dont forget doncoms cuz they Alfas straff those ladies codedly too.

One of them meeeeen I just cannot get myself controlled whenever I see her, why?? HER BOOBS!!! Even under hijab it cant be hidden.

She will always tell me; 'hey Mr. Ejaculate, you already have Idea of what it looks like.."

that big firm boobs reaches her navel without a bra! The first day we met, I never dreamt she'd give into my advances.


Well today they are all married to Alhaji's. No Hard feelings! Last came across one at airport, she bombarded me jumbo giftts pack. Still wants it like old days. That I got home couldnt tell my girl how it came about cuz she knew I was off cash then...

Hahaha rule #1. never have sex with broke Ladies Muslim, Christian, or pagan
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert Mugabe With His First Wife Sally Hayfron On Their Wedding Day(throwback) by Ejaculate: 12:37pm On Nov 03, 2017
Woman was older than mugabi before Madam Grace Mugabi killed her and brought in her two bastard sons to reap where they did not sow.
RomanceRe: Say Something About This Indian Girl Boobs by Ejaculate: 1:14am On Nov 03, 2017
Sillyboy with #0.00 ac bal. Even if I someday look for Indian girl to~Bleep~it must'nt be a toned skined Indian! I will~Bleep~the natural chocolate skined Indian. But I learnt their~Pussies~not so tight, well as long as I dont wish to marry one. It's just piss and commot and hope my direct Indian boss in Nigeria is not reading this cuz I intend to start~Fucking his pretty daughter soon though still monitoring cuz she is very unstable and I dont want a lady that would get annoyed and stab me someday for the witches on nairaland to come see me liveless on Fp. God forbid!

Back to my night shift jaree..
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 2010 XLE For Sale In Abuja... 3.6m Only!! by Ejaculate: 12:55am On Nov 03, 2017
Incomplet info
PoliticsRe: Atiku Missing As Buhari Presides Over APC Caucus Meeting (Photos) by Ejaculate: 12:43am On Nov 03, 2017
rocknation62:
ATIKULATE KO,EJACULATE NI... tongue
huh
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Gives Birth To Baby Girl by Ejaculate:
TurnUpTheMic

It's DETUNES AGAIN oooo (echo fades)

Nyaaaaya

Hold her waist like jangoLover

Yvonne Nelson Rollam ooooo


:* #I Ejaculate my congrats Ma labor room is not easy place. Weldone!

In other news-
1 of MY guys TOGOlese fuckmate came the other to workplace said shes pregnant 4him so he tested it again and varified Herpussy millage has gone way farther than he parked it.
Now what does she what us to do?
:p
RomanceRe: All Sex Workers ( Hookers ) In My Area Are From Nigeria. by Ejaculate: 10:16am On Oct 30, 2017
[quote author=makydebbie post=61890132][/quote]getoutof here go look or create a forum4your tinyghana.nonsense.
RomanceRe: How Is bleeping A Nigerian Lady Like,did They Have A Sweet Purssy by Ejaculate: 4:10pm On Oct 27, 2017
enyi1:
because i have bleeped many of them while my friends were going for the mini skirt girls. They eat good food rich in protein and cereals. They cover themselves but they don't wear pant and bra. because they are uncircumcised and there pvssy is always very wet and tight. There breasts are firm with small nipples. They don't have stretch marks on there waists, boobs and tummy areas. Just Bleep one and see for yourself. The difference is clear! Another thing is they are not shy like people think. Try it and tell me your findings.
I:m already salivating and its like I'd soon be taking my transfer to abuja because of your descriptions... cheesy

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