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xhero: People dat blow their own trumpet like dis r usually livin an opposite life in reality...ure a lady! u can neva av a man all figured out 100% my dear.

LOL! No be lie sha

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You already gave too much details o.

You took off her panty with your teeth, then sucked her juices off the panty. If it gets any more graphic, sexkillz will close down this thread [/quote]No biko! All I gave were details on BDSM, not on my relationship jare!

rokiatu: Well sorry bad guy.

Abegii, go and rest biko
Who be dat 15 yr old pikin wey dey try dat kind thing?
Mtscheew.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol Ejine was feeling all bad and cocky while posting that lol.

He's impress me more if he had traced his girl's stretch mark with his tongue.[/quote]If I gave so much detail on that part, it would be 'too much information', 'you're derailing the thread' and all that ish, no be so?

Abeg, make una free me jare. Who dey impress you naa?

rokiatu: And how is this creative? Ordinary stuff that even 15 yr old kids do. Duh!!!

Sharrap and go rest abeg! Mtscheeeew!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]How are these romantic gestures?

Badt boy.



Everybody becomes Casanova on NL [/quote]Never said I was a casanova in the Player sense. I have someone already.
What I do allude to, however, is that I'm a bad guy who loves some naughty rough fvvcking.

slimyem: that's not freaky...
That's exicting!

Hmmmmmmm.... So I take it you enjoy 'taking charge' sometimes too, huh?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I still don't needed to know. Thank you.[/quote]Yeah right. That's what they all say.
Me, I'm just a bad boy like that. Pry and I'll entertain your minds.

Abeg, make una free me to do my thing jare

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You've got too much time for p[i]or[/i]n, I see. Too graphic to just be basic knowledge.[/quote]I do lots of freaky things with my girlfriend, cuz I'm very 'creative' in bed.
Do you know I actually take off her panties using just my teeth?

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ATMC: what is bd§m

Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism.
You know, when she's clad in skimpy skin-hugging leather, with no bra and just her nylon thong underneath, she cuffs him to the bed with his arms spread out, she gets on top of him and rides him mercilessly to her satisfaction while he lies there helpless.

My baby, just surrender that pusssy and you'll make my day

I love it when she gives me a lapdance in nothing but her leopard-print undies

tjskii: Youngman Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ really nid to be mindful befor making sweeping generalizations, Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ didn't sudenly drop out of d sky did Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ , Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ were birthed by a woman,who Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ just added to ur categorization,think befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ speak and takke a deep breath befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ type

Mtscheeeeeeew!

Abeg, liff me alone biko.
Exes and hoes, baby. Exes and hoes!
So I'mma just fvvck and go
because my heart don grow
but I promise you fo sho',
I'll pray for these hoes

hauwabd: Really? Do not forget you have a mother, sister(s) and possibly daughters (in future/presently), so be very careful how u insult women! Just because a few messed up does not mean u should generalise.

Bikooooo, free me jor! I no send una again jare.
I'mma stick to my new motto now - which is "Just fvvck and go"

sigmundfreud: Talia don fall my hand joor. Kyle for the money!!!
Talia just proved the theory that if u leave a woman with a monkey long enuf, she will fall for it!

Take it from me, mehn, the biyotch is a ho, and she's about to get served real hard on the final day when she gets to know the real truth - that Keagan was just doing it for his ego, a bet he made with the boys; that Seydou has publicly dumped her and absolved himself from this mess, leaving her alone and swinging in a puddle of her own shiit; and most especially, that neither she nor Keagan are winning the money.

After this show's over, she'll spend her few days in a hotel room, do a few interviews here and there and head back to Zambia, totally penniless, just like she was when she left it.
And it's quite pathetic considering she was this close. This Seydou guy did it all for her despite the mere 3 weeks they knew each other. He campaigned for this ho. He had faith in this ho, and how does she repay him? By humiliating herself on continental television with a hungry hobo who looks like a half-drawn Tolkien character.

Well, just validates my age-long belief that women are playthings, only best used for sex and then dumped. "Fvvck and Go". Not serious creatures, and not to be taken seriously.

So, what do I suggest? Just four words --- Pray For These Hoes.

Wow! Just discovered Roki and his fans are voting Prezzo like craaazzzyyyy!
you know, come to think of it now, I think I actually want Prezzo to win! - That's right - I just said it. And I'm giving it back to that character who keeps coming back here and posting crap epistles about how Prezzo played with that bonehead Goldie's heart.
Well, only a really delusional person would go believing such nonsense. If you want to know the truth, Goldie foolishly threw herself at him, while he just stuck 100 percent to playing his game. So if she got burned badly, whose fault is it gonna be? A grown-arse woman went to cheapen herself on continental television and suffered the consequences. Why you dey frown? Why you dey vex?

For starters, I remember clearly when Prezzo said he and Goldie were just friends. And what did your bleach queen do then? She went around the house crying and puking like a fvvcking prepubescent child. Na by force to dey for relationship? If she couldn't even focus on her reason for being in the house, who the hell are we to blame? Sorry, but Goldie engineered her own humiliation, not Prezzo.

And frankly, I'd rather Prezzo than those two pieces of yellow dogshit known as Keagan and Talia.

Boy, I can't wait for the great revelation Seydou has in store for that filthy wretched whoore

He's a legend

[quote author=femi_seun]Nigerian Army ..DO YOUR WORK [/quote]It's funny to see you're calling the cowardly Nigerian Army to come help you slaughter defenseless people whose only crime is calling for their own self reliance, while this same Nigerian Army of yours hasn't been able to save your arses from the murderous lepers known as Boko Haram.

Pretty funny world we live in.

Goodluck to them... They'll be needing lots of it.

bashr8: wow this thread dry pass desert, where are all the attack dogs

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E just dey like say dem throw atomic bomb for here.

The pathological whiners don clear

Choi! Anytime she comes with the hook, all gladiators go begin dey scamper. Because pesin wey sabi her onions will always make political crooks look dumb

Thanks for virtually turning the NASS into a graveyard for the duration of your 'visit', Ngozi

I always expected it anyway.

I hope say shame don dey catch you now for de kind yeye olodo wey you dey vote, shebi Baba Fork.

Take it from us, mehn, Talia is finished, dead and gone. Her reputation is now decomposing.

Oh, and I forgot to mention sef... Aren't Kevin and Elizabeth Pam happily married with a beautiful daughter Malaika?
Abi dat one no follow for BB relationships again

fork adict: So na d pix wey u get be dat wey u dey shout? I tink say u get pix where keegan dey fork her ni. U no get dat one?
FYI no serious relationship can ever b sustained inside BB house in my own view. Na freestylin we dey cal wetin she do so. She & seydou might hav been an item b4 he left d house but was he her husband? Nope. Was he her fiancee? Nope. Was he her boyfriend? Not clear. So what is d big forkin deal if she cuddles another guy? Na wa o. Make una free my chic abeg.

But still on still, I dey wit Talia.


Talian Army... Victory is only a matter of days away.

Pssssh! Dat one no be even wetin we dey ask you. Much as you may be singing the Talian anthem (abi na eulogy now sef), there's still that little assshole called "reality", and if you've lived long enough on this green earth, you'd be aware how much a killjoy he is

You wanno know what our common enemy Reality is really cooking?

Here goes:

1. Going by Seydou's recent Facebook update on his page "Seydou Soumare Official" (where he's officially dumped Talia), Talia don already help herself LOSE the Angolan vote - the one we were so sure she'd get beside Zambia.
And that's just number one o

2. Those explanations you just gave would only be potent in an ideal world where crowds actually sat down to weigh in on facts before acting. Oh... But we're not in an ideal world now, are we?

3. Seydou, being the most popular housemate outside the house right now, commands a lot of fans (remember his eviction was only a voluntary one, all thanks to Esperanca), and Africa really feels sad for him now, so expect that wrath to crush Talia and her now-scanty fanbase on the final day.

4. Taking Africa's default hatred for hoes into consideration, omo bobo, I'd advice you not to waste your airtime on that futile venture, and use it instead in subscribing to a decent CallerTunez jam

^ She dug her own grave. The girl is finished. What a fool.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Who da hell is Rapaul?


Too much makeup and too much blond horse tail. She sef dey ugly jare [/quote]RuPaul is a guy... A fagggt

SisiKill, should you post another one of those RuPaul pictures, I might just turn impotent!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Bleaching bleacher bleachum. . . . it's by force to look white o.

I remember the first time I saw this chic in a Nollywood movie. . . . she no dey this light o. [/quote]It's called "BLINCHIN KAREEM". Get with the program

Vanilla face, chocolate knuckles.
I dey hail ooooooooo!

Dayum! Imagine!

Your own girlfriend!! The love of your life! Cuckolding you, not just with anybody, BUT YOUR WORST ENEMY in the house!!!

OUCH!!!!

Bia, Baba Fork, you get luck say na BB I dey use right now. If not, I for properly siddon to open that your Talia's nyash on this thread... But me sef don taya to type for now. But don't rejoice yet... It's only temporary

In the mean time, I'll leave this picture for those on this thread curious about the Talia betrayal of Seydou I was talking about..

There you have it. Making out with her boyfriend's arch enemy, Keagan.
I wonder how Seydou might be feeling right now.