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[quote author=Mich-rach]Abeg tel me how the bleep does dat concern us, how it take boko haram from killing two soldiers today abi na how it take reduce cup of gari for market. Mtchew..... any ways good for them sha[/quote]You losers are starting to bore the crap out of me with your dumb humorless posts about prize of garri and whatever you call it. Are you that idle that you have to torture our eyes with your miserable posts about threads you don't like?
If you don't like the thread, why not shut the phuck up, kindly ignore it and move on with your life?

It has become a recent fad for some nairalanders to always post rubbish on threads asking people how the thread affects the prize of the garri.
Maybe these idiiots actually think they look/sound cool when they say it

OMG! Una dey see wetin Mikel's left hand dey rest upon?
Chinekeeeeee! My boy dey stylishly tap current oooo! Na you bikooooooo!

MILFTASTIC, that Shan George!

Haha, I know. I just said that to emphasize on how blazingly hot it is in that window-dressed hell-hole

aribisala0: Dubai is "the world centre of commerce" Since when?

Dubai is a prestige project by an oil-rich nation looking to put itself on the map by all means
Fact is Dubai was and is made by oil and gas. Dubai actually LOSES money to this so called commercial activities and is SUBSIDIZED by oil.
It has a model of duty-free trading for goods that it does not manufacture so what is the business model. If you are looking for international trading hubs that actually MAKE MONEY go to CHINA,TAIWAN,Hong Kong or Singapore. Dubai is by and large from a business perspective a PR project .Onitsha does not have oil so the comparison is absurd.
I do not believe I am ranting or bittter but again we see the typical "If you speak against me or my town you hate Igbo" mularkey it might have worked at one time but is just boring now.
Can you tell your father he is ranting ?just a question.Please don't say that to me

I think I can fully second the Dubai part of this post.
There is actually nothing commercially viable about Dubai. It's all about their oil money and they realize they'll be left for dead once it dries up, so it is for this reason that they have embarked in massive white elephants - Dubai sports city, Dubai Creek city, Dubai underwater park, Dubai neptune resort, Dubai shopping city - to save themselves once the chicken inevitably comes home to roost.
As a matter of fact - Did you know drinking water costs more than the Nigerian price of petrol in Dubai? Are you aware Dubai has no drinking water of its own and has to IMPORT COMMON DRINKING WATER?!
The water body surrounding the city is practically undrinkable as a result of its extremely salty content, and they have to import their water (because desalination COSTS MORE THAN OIL REFINING, and its industrial bi-products are extremely poisonous to their environment).
Are you aware people in Dubai are advised to remain indoors and avoid staying outside past 10 minutes as a result of the BLAZING SUN which causes INSTANT skin cancer?
Are you aware Dubai's entire land area actually used to be a lifeless desert?
All the trees you see there? FAKE. Watered with imported water.
The skyscrapers you see there? IN TROUBLE. Built by acquired debts.

I'm pointing these things out because EXISTENCE in Dubai is practically subsidized using oil.
Anybody who calls it a commercial city has been fooled by oil money 'film tricks'

10 over 10: Photoshop!! U have all been fooled..what are they sitting on? Flowers??, waterfall?? Lapping?? Warbish!!

Vintage Olodo na im you be. Thinking he's sharp when infact he's very dull.
But before you get ahead of yourself... The picture is a family photo designed by a manual artist (not a digital one) by cutting out their images from their original studio photo (using a paper-cutting razor) and placing it above a foliage stock photo. It is a very legit photo and not a 'photoshop' one as your modern-day "sharp guy no grey matter" intelligence would love to point out.

Back in the 90's, families actually paid to have their photos made like this.

ifihearam: Dem many sha

Daddy just couldn't get enough of that Congo... And I ain't talking sovereign states if you know what I mean.

9ja voice: SW featured Ribadu in the said election. but what happend.
sw betrayed cpc and voted PDP. Bcuz Buhari do not trust them enuf, he moved carefuly.
sw betrayed Ribadu and voted PDP after their cpc merger deal failed. yet they din't vote their candidate.
sw betrayed PDP when they did not make their word straight from the begining.
then PDP betray SW in alocation of positions since SW are deceptful sets.
Sw betrayed SE when OBJ try using his position to give SE voting profit to SW,but it failed too.

its clear that the only DECEPTIVE set in nigeria today are SW. Like snakes you can't know their stand.
when you deal with anyother tribe in nigeria,you can trust their no and yes as their word,but SW "NO NO NO"
Trust their yes and regret aftermat and trust their no and have yourself to blame.

Didn't SS elders went to thank The Afenifere's for their votes to GEJ. hav you guys forgoten so soon.
what does that tells you. when its good,you take other's glory,but when its bad you will ilongate your failures to other people. big shame.

LOL

StarrMatthieu: Much appreciatedhttps://www.50centloseweight.com/jhkh.gif

Thanks for sharing!

bashali: Who cares, the reason yar adua remove the university from warri is because the ijaws have no brain for books, only we northerners have brain.

Of course naa. Almajiri na sign of brain power of the North.

I think muslims of Igbo extraction should be 'cleansed'

This EzeUche na real clownish guy.
The dude basically wears his emotions on his sleeves, and that's essentially what makes me see him as a total wimp and get really irritated when he tries to speak for all Igbos.

Damn! That kid is Bruce Lee in the making!

I'm waiting for CyberG to come and pin this one on GEJ's administration

But I really need a link to this story.

Beaurriful! Naija has done it again...

BTW, Poster, any source to the article?

niger-deltans dont behave like our core igbos

And exactly what the hell is this supposed to mean?

Sun of God, you be okada man?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Oh boy, where have you been?

Uti was there to console Goldie during her heartbroken moments. A few cozy nights, a few stolen kisses and you know. . . .

God says; when a man finds a wife, he finds $300k[/quote]Unless say im just dey warm Goldie up for Prezzo in the mean time until the guy comes out on the final day with his $300K, then she can switch.
Cuz you know say wetin Uti win na just a 'paltry' $200K. He won't be able to afford those eyelashes of hers in the long haul

@Ileke - What da hell iz you telling us? The same Goldie that still hasn't gotten over Prezzo yet? I hear she's waiting for him to come out of the house so he can divorce his wife and marry her with the $300,000 prize money, which he will win on the final day.

The person Uti is straffing is one ebony girl called Beverly something-something.

Ahhhh Caligula... Wasn't that the Roman inventor of sex o r g i e s?

We owe him great respect.

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I been dey think say by now all of una don drop this childish behavior

Dayokanu - Ibadan almajiri

OAM4J - Just a Yahoo boy who still neva hit, even after 8 years. Reports say he's currently contemplating switching to Yahoo Plus.

Gbawe - Accountant
Shymmex - London Pick-pocket (awaiting deportation)
Musiwa - Astronaut
Eko-Ile - NURTW thug
FStranger - Jobless (although he has a dual identity as a night burglar who raids beauty shops to steal women's panties)
Funkymalla - Herdsman
Namfav - Boko Haram

Vulcanizer - MOBO444

Igbo kwenu!

jmaine: We only have one "40" laptop crew and one Chad Republic, Fairly used BB curve 2 Crew . . .

OP, Make changes to your thread title ASAP . . .

P:S ====> They should please furnish us with their BB serial number and Pin . . .

Please, if you no wan vex me dis evening, better correct dis your error o!
BB Curve? Who DASH MONKEY? Why you dey elevate these people past status dem no go ever reach?
Abegoooo!

For your information, wetin dem dey use na 2nd hand Sendo Phone with OPERA MINI CHEATS!

Dede1: Did you actually write the land where IMSU is sitting belongs to FGGC, Owerri? It is good to defend Okorocha but to do so blindly does not help our political awareness.

Remember Rochas Okorocha promised Imo State people four universities. I still suggest Rochas Okorocha has to build one of the four universities in Ideato South LGA and each in the three senatorial zones. He can not simply wriggle out of this fundamental promise he made to the people of Imo State.

Doesn't the land rightfully belong to FGGC tho'? Cuz that's the story I've been seeing for over 10 years now.
It is said that, upon the creation of Abia State, and the then-IMSU getting renamed to ABSU, a new IMSU had to be created to cater to Imo State which had just lost 56 percent of its land area. FGGC agreed to lease its piece of land to the new IMSU, while it agreed to settle on the 25% portion of land leased to it by the nearby Government Secondary School (a boys school).
This isn't about defending Rochas. Heck, he's not my governor since I'm not even from Imo as you already know. Lived a long time in Enugu, Aba and Owerri to know these things.