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[quote author=Rhino.5dm]What have I done to warrant a reply from this rabies infected dog? If what I said is making you angry as the hating mongrel you are, then why don't you go mop the Pacific ocean? or take an acrobatic dive into Atlantic ocean? Who cares what a bittered dolt like you thinks? For your info, Dbanj worth more than your entire lineage and can confidently feed them from now till the end of time, so all the bullcrap you are spewing here won't change your sorry state in life.

Only in your perverted and demented mind you will imagine that supporting guys making us proud must come with monetary inducement. For the last time, I don't need any money cos I'm very comfortable with life and living way beyond what toads like you may ever think of. Heck! P square, Davido, Wizkid, Jim Iyke must also be paying me for praising their hardwork and super achievements, according to your twisted loony mindsets. Fool[/quote]Wait a second... Jim Iyke? JIM IYKE!!!!?

"I'm the don of the dons, so it ain't done till I say it's done"!
Now I understand what kinda taste in 'music' you have

Biko, just go drink cold water and go to bed

That Imo governor Rochas also does this every now and then.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Are we talking about Omorosa, same Yoruba chick that was supposed to act in a Nollywood movie?

May he RIP o. Wow, I was just watching one of his movie yest.[/quote]Omarosa is of Bini heritage, dear.

Oh no... The Kingpin is dead
Rest in peace, bro. You will be missed

I'm really impressed with the genocide Seun is carrying out on the Garri Cabal (also known as G-Unit)

Keep it up, mehn. Your site is the shiit

I'm starting to get the feeling Kanye West isn't the type to sit and watch his protege rise above him.
Cuz I can't name any of his artists who've really hit it big after their union... Like he chokes their fame and elevates himself some more.

But then again, much as I don't like D'Banj's music (as I feel he's completely talentless), his exposure would still go a long way in helping Nigerian music in general.
So, at all at all, na im bad pass

@OP
I've searched the web, and haven't had much luck with the full list of our winners and their names.
Just wondering if anyone could help out.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nice... I wonder if we can find a loophole that would allow them participate in the normal olympics..

Perharps a Miracle from one of our Major Pastors in the country would do.[/quote]The reason our 'able-bodied' athletes underperform, is because our corrupt sports officials, in their nepotist mindset, flood the system with their homies.
But the same can't be said for our handicapped athletes, because in Nigeria, the disabled are mostly friendless people with very few loved ones. So, there's a lot of merit involved in their selection, because the corrupt elites have no interest in 'cripples' and the rest.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Which one of them? Donatello?[/quote]No, Raphael. The hulking, short-tempered one with the red bandana

Hey guys, check this out! I've been reading some of the posts from another site regarding this story, and have been laughing my muscular black arse off! http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/53719/breaking-news-heidi-klum-and-seal-are-divorcing.html

Here's some of the comments:

TDot Taki: If she want, she could still divorce him. Nobody ain't gon' take him. He gon' still be there when she come around to pick him back up. The man ugly bad bad.

WorldwideWoman: I'm surprised. I honestly didn't think she'd leave his black arse, especially with those three zebra children she has. If she finds another man to take that on, then she must have a platinum poohsie, cuz her stock value has sure flatlined as of now. Hope she prenuped that arse. She'll need her money to find someone to deal with her ugly kid, Henry's hair. That kid looks like a monster in the face and the jacked hair isn't helping. We all know that's Seal's boy - LMAO.

O ga oooo!

^ But omo mehn! In those pictures above, Seal resemble one of those Ninja Turtles wey I dey watch for Saturday morning cartoons as a child

luvola: pasting silly thread on the front page warrant silly comment.. n.l has really gone to the dogz and baboons

...Soaked in blood

chucksbadt: Please how does this affect the price of garri ??.....

Seun, please ban him.

Faraidi: how did this affect the price of garri in the market

Seun, please ban this guy.
Thanks.

Jarus: I was in Akwa Ibom state couple of weeks back and I was impressed with the governor's efforts in infrastructure

Akwa Ibom people virtually wash their 'water-stained' clothes in crude oil, so this should come as no surprise.
I prefer 'semi-cash-strapped' states like Edo, Enugu, Jigawa and Ondo when gauging a Nigerian governor's progress on a general level, you know.

But then again, it's just me.

1. Vic O
2. Vic O
3. Speed Darlington
4. Shina Rambo
and 5: Vic O

ayobase: Like if stage performance is supposed to be part of someone's private life!
.
Ur being on NL sef na stage performance.....no be here u dey pull all ur stunts?

Of course you get the point! So wetin come happen?
As far as I'm concerned, Big Brother Africa is a game, and should be approached exactly that way. How person go enter that kain place begin dey dull imself like that? Forget game wey im suppose play, begin the act like total slave for a guy wey no even send am. And to make matters worse, the guy wey she dey kill herself for, worwor no be small!!!

Abeg abeg, don't give me that!

Wait oo! Nairaland now bans posters who ask about garri?

HALLELUJAHHHHHHH!!!

Kai! Fraise God and sank Allah for zis defelopment!!!

Them folks at Kennis Music have been so desperate ever since they lost their goldmine Tuface. Goldie was their only game, and realizing how weak she really was, they did everything to market her, including securing a spot for her in BBA7.
It was only unfortunate the mumu girl didn't even help matters, as once she got into the house, she become a pathetic doormat to Prezzo. In the yeye girl's interviews, she tries to wiggle out of the tight corner by saying she went in there as "Susan", and was only being "herself". Excuse me? You filled that form as "Goldie" as far as I'm concerned, and it was Goldie you were supposed to be, not the "Susan" nobody gives a shiit about. If you really wanted to be yourself, you would have dropped your stage name and gone through the Downville instead, like that Ghanaian Eazzy, who came in as "Mildred".

Abeg, I won't even bother listening to your song, Goldie, as I don see you finish. You don show yourself finish for BB house. Thanks for making me realize all your stage swags na fake all along.

And since I don't believe in your persona anymore, I sure as hell won't bother believing in your song.

My woman don cook finish, so make I go downstairs for dining go chop. By the time I get back up, I wanna see your reply

Shebi you want confrontation? We go enjoy am today.

CyberGaylord, can you surprise me for once in your hollow life and actually provide an answer to that question I posed to you?

I await your dumb reply

[quote author=Mr. Globe]so when will cyberg emulate the 'great sage' awolowo and drink rat poison. That is your easiest way out of misery and foolishness like your god awo. your attempt to reply Ejiné's clear cut sensible post and your weak reply built on insults (having no facts to counter him) is the height of madness. ewedu na bas. tard![/quote]Az in!
I gave that mooron a simple question to munch on, and the best he could do was return it with laughably childish insults which are actually incongruent to the topic. And after his unintentional show of shame, he actually pats himself on the back for showcasing his intellectual emptiness!
Goes to show you these guys have stupiidity hard-wired in their system. Not even Awo's free education could cure them of their idiiocy

CyberG: I maintain that because your ibo fathers went to the Mid West to earn their daily bread does not make them SS, that is why ibos are in SE. Who cares if you wear your iboness on your gay ass? And to imagine a loser like you went to the Great Obafemi Awolowo University? In the school named after the great sage? I bet you were just a dummy anyway, and finished with a crappy 5th class? I wonder how they did not rush you and beat you to extinction at one of those congresses in Amphi! ibos are dirty? ibos are cowards? Enlighten us!

Woohoo! I'm so gonna enjoy taking this mooron to the cleaners, because this is the kinda shiit I love. I've been waiting for this empty dullard to fall into my trap, and I'm gonna enjoy every moment of it cuz I get time today

CyberG, shebi you wan confrontation? You go smell am thoroughly today. I shall take your dumb posts one by one, cuz your idiiocy is gonna be my entertainment this Saturday:

1. First and foremost, does your worthless illiterate father know where South-South begins and ends? Why have you avoided my question, doofus? Where Is Asaba Located, And Who Owns It? Who owns Asaba? Your dumb, illiterate father? It is a simple freaking question, and I can't make it any easier for your slow, moroonic, mono-digit IQ to comprehend. Go ahead, answer the question and show me how hiariously dumb you can get, you nutless, empty-headed, bottom-feeding coward.
Is this how shamelessly bad Yoruba education has gotten, when a grown-ass fool like you can't answer a simple straight-forward question, and instead chooses to throw futile expletives like a prepubescent child, talking about my Uni (like it pertains to his lack of comprehension) in a bid to score infantile points?

2. It might also do you a world of good if you refrained from further making an arse of yourself by talking about OAU, 5th class, and whatever nonsensical garbage your iimbecillic mind can muster, as I fail to see how this even involves the the simple question I asked you. But if you'd like to go down that lane with me: Need I remind you OAU is a federal school and not a tribal one for backward-minded dumbasses like you? What if I told you in plain terms that in all my years in OAU, there wasn't a single Yoruba figure that influenced me there? What if I also told you that the University itself was swarming with Igbos? What if I also told you, my dullard friend, that 95% of my lecturers were Igbos and Midwesterners? Would you break down and cry? Would you look in the mirror and concede to being a total mooron? Well, whatever you plan on doing, better get ready, cuz it is INFACT the truth! So you fail on that count.
And as for that 5th class rubbish you said? Well, I'm glad you added a "maybe" to it, making your rants nothing more than empty chatter from a totally dumb mind.

And finally 3: I'm giving you a second chance, doofus. In your next mooronic reply, be sure to answer my question, cuz I'll be sure waiting to read it and take you to the cleaners like the buffoon you are

CyberG: I think the overdose of human beings flesh has turned you into a mad dog like clifford orji your father....your brains are getting holed in. ibos long throat will lead to their extinction in the next war...no SS claims ibo but ibo will do anything to claim SS, is it by force?

Do yourself a favour and refrain from dabbling in issues you're clearly clueless about. It makes you look dumber than you already are.

And if you weren't so mooronic, you would've realized this junk you just typed up here was only suitable for like-minded illiterates like yourself.

To put you out of your misery, I am an indigene of Delta State, Ndokwa to be precise - and I proudly wear my Igbo identity like my most priced possession. The Delta North is as raw an Igbo community as it gets, and no fictitious junk from dumb, clueless moorons in an internet forum would ever change that in a million years.

Just to show the self-contradicting idiiocy you proudly showcase: If no region in Delta is Igbo, could you be kind enough to tell us where Chukwuma 'Kaduna' Nzeogwu hailed from?

I think you and the rest of your cowardly kinsmen should stick to begging the North not to secede, as that's all you're good at, and refrain from speaking so foolishly regarding an ethnic nation you clearly know nothing about.

Ijebulogic: Oga, in this century the word is "disable" not cripple. The comment is in poor taste whichever way.

"Handicapped" would be a much more acceptable term, too. Cuz even "disabled" still kinda rubs the overly sensitive the wrong way You know what I mean.

LWKMD! Make Ebonyi do find im own oil. You go see Benue State begin dey claim say Ebonyi na Tiv Land.

"Shiit as you go".

Ess: In the north na beg pump attendants dey beg customers to come buy at N97! Small thing they go dey say our oil...oya chop am!

That's because na leg everybody dey carry waka for North, so don't think this is an achievement.

Maybe there was too much oil in the soup