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ezeagu: Everyone in the world agrees Dubai is a soulless city built with and on slaves from Asia and East Africa. Don't look to Dubai when there are so many better less gaudy options. All the glitters....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMh-vlQwrmU

Thank you, my brother. I've always said it on this forum that Dubai is just about the worst analogy one can use for a success story.

With things like this happening, I kinda worry about the safety of Eko Atlantic City when finished.

Is this how easily threads make the frontpage these days?

Well, I guess I should also take a picture of myself shiittting in the toilet wearing a face cap and humming the national anthem.

That one is sure to also make the Nairaland frontpage.

speedyboi: Lol...how did u know? Have you been there b4? Lol...
But its true sha, the gaylords will soon rape him to bits; especially if he is good looking and he is not muscular ....if he is effeminate, ah! That's the quickest way to attract rape.


NB :I've not been there b4 oooo....but I've had testimony from ex-cons

I know for sure say dem don knack you before
I can just feel it

These guys never learn. I hope he rots in jail.

My OAU no make am

Very comprehensive thread!
Nice work, Simon.

I've got a young cousin who's aiming for Economics. She hit an odd 280.

I guess she's good to go, huh?

I think a couple of indices should be applied if we'd like to be objective here.

- Infrastructural development
- Human development (education, health etc.)
- Revenue generation
- Crime reduction
- Transparency of Government
- Potency of future projections (ie. What positive effects the governor's administration would have on the people, even long after he's gone).

Would any forumists be kind enough to debate on the indices I've just listed above? It could make for an educative thread.

Self confidence is the answer.
When you look good, you feel good.

@OP

Sorry boss, but I think you were acting on the effects of LSD, a powerful hallucinogen employed by psychedelic artists to make their drawings. You must have taken in the drug somewhere without knowing... The food, perhaps?

Cheers.

I soiled my pants last night while I was dreaming of a foursome with Cherokee D'Azz, Vida Guerra and Mistress Thunder from Sistas-Rule.com.

Maybe na cosmic ray cause am

Niger State is another ticking time bomb, my brothers.
I've been quietly studying that state's geography, and I can tell you, when the shiiit hits the fan, it's gonna get reeeal ugly over there. The Jos floodings will be child's play.

So, please my brothers, if you know anyone close to Gov. Babangida, help me tell him to slap that man's fat ogor, order him to temporarily hit the brakes on that airport utopia thing he's building, and start PLANTING TREES TODAY.

But the Timeline looks damn awesome!
You guys are just a buncha killjoys.

Fani-Kayode is a bloody revisionist and soulless hypocrite who just strives to play on people's emotions to achieve his selfish, idiiotic goals. He's as crooked and slimy as they come.

Anybody who who takes this m0r0n seriously must either be gullible, or naturally very dumb.

Over and out.

minii: Habba naw. This is definately not the Ceo of Honeywell.There is surely a mix up somewhere.

Wow genius!!!

Bawss1: In fairness the ThisDay article stated that the CEO of Honeywell is Chris Bale not Christian Bale. Still, how the reporter thought it fitting that it must be the Batman actor is a mystery.

Maybe the Joker has taken over ThisDay newspaper.

I guess he's just trying to 'put a smile on our faces' after the disastrous London 2012 outing

Oh for pete's sake Texazzpete... Why so serious?

[quote author=Nuzo']The failed General of the Talian army has resigned.
Africa thought Tamara was being jealous when she said that Talia is a first class pretender.

The president for the money![/quote]Yes oooo! My broda, The 'Field Marshal' has been defeated in battle.
They have thrown in the towel

PREZZOOOO MY MAN IS SO TAKING THIS MONEY JAREEEE!

Thug life, baby!

fork adict: Fyi. Eve didn't come wit seydou as u stated in ur post. Esperanca did.

I found Lady mad interesting at first but later I got bored and bordom quickly turnd 2 disgust at the way she conducts herself around d other housemates. The girl is paranoid, delusional and psychotic. Simple.

Meanwhile I have got the confirmation that I need. Keegan forked her again. This time she was lieing on her side and he entered her from behind. Right now, I am stunned...

On the Eve goof... Whoops! My bad, I meant to say Esperanca but omo dat name dey taya to write jare.

So now that you've seen the koko, why don't you be a good boy and VOTE PREZZO?
Hahaa! Unintentional rhyme

By the way, you might wanno read this:

http://bigbrotherafrica.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=28360&page=519

Her fanbase is officially dead! Her fans have now stopped voting her! OMG! It's all on that thread!

Lady May with all her madness as you call it is atleast intelligent or sane enough to control herself and know her carnal limits. With all her 'madness' she was still able to play her game like a One Man Army - A singular indestructible force. But what has the fake pretender Talia brought herself? Nothing but shame and disgrace.

This idiiot claimed to love Seydou all along; faked her personality to the fvvcking T; Was stupiid enough to go on judging Janette when she infact is a wretched skank of the most nauseating kind. All that goody goody act was fake all along.

Seydou should actually thank his stars Eve opted for that voluntary exit, otherwise he would have wasted his promising future on this filthy crack ho.

fork adict: Standing by to see if that girl will fork the stooooopid, hooligan called keegan again. I might stay awake all nite but I nEed to know if she wil fork him and I need to confirm if the footage I saw earlier was actually a sexx scene that involvd both of em.

LMAOO! It's official. Take heart bro. The deed has been done.
Just like Ali is a boy and Simbi is a girl, Talia is a fvvcking starved ho!
What a way to foolisihly destroy yourself just when you were almost past the finish line. Fvvcking nauseating biyotch!

And they're doing it again!

And to think she was actually judging Janette an hour ago. What a hypocrite AND a ho!

Ahhh... And so validates my previous statement, that women are indeed playthings not deserving of a single shred of respect or commitment.

So join me everybody, as we Pray for these hoes

Baba Fork, you just got served! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! See? I'm the best fvcking friend you can ever have on NairaLand. I gave you the best advice - to save your airtime for CallerTunez - but alas, you didn't listen

Latest update : Keagan and Talia just had sex... On Continental television. Oh thank God I've just been vindicated. This girl is a classless ho who has just succeeded in destroying her chances and her life. Can't wait for the Sunday finale

I think 'Cluelessness' would make an interesting sport.
T.A. Orji would make us proud.

Mobinga: Are you ninnies still on the regressive bigotry?

Where have you been man? It's been what, 1 whole year? Looks like you just couldn't beat your addiction like Brash, Sauron and a few others have, huh?

WTH? "Details on Bleep"?

What I said was B D S M. Is that word also forbidden now?