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Wetin be dis?

[quote author=English_teacher]You could have almost gotten away with murder!- "consign" SMH[/quote]Mister man, na pidgin na. Gbagaun it are not existed in pidgin

Samsung, copying the 'expo'.

https://allthingsd.com/files/2012/07/Copying_test.jpg

Ol' boy, e get any thread wey pesin no go see for Nairaland?

afam4eva: It's "i like your bom bom bad".

Igbo translation: "Afurum ike gi ojo nanya "

LOL! Thanks o! But na still "trash lyrics" for my book sha

"Baby girl I like your boom-boom-beh"

- PSquare in Bizzy Body Remix

Biko nu, wetin be boom-boom-beh?

[quote author=~vicky~]Are they scared that May-D would be more famous than them?
geez!!!....that an infantile behavior [/quote]But I don't understand. All three singers (Peter, Paul and May-D) suck fat hairy vulture balls anyway, so what's the fuss all about?

Like I said in a previous thread, moderators should start banning these moorons who now derail threads with questions about garri, since it is obvious these idiiots simply have nothing to contribute to the threads they jump into.

These worthless pieces of vulture turd have become the scourge of Nairaland.

Damn! That market should be evacuated!!!

"And if it means denying you idiiots like the Ikwerres do, we shall do it"

- Chino the Retarrd

Truly, the love of money is the root of all evil.

"We are not the same people"
- Chino the Dullard

Because 2 tablespoons of oil were found in Anambra state, Chino says they are not Igbos anymore

And today, na this same Southern Cameroun dey fight the Northern Cameroun in another bid to secede entirely, say dem dey 'choke' dem

Every mushroom class prefect now dey answer "Monarch".
That name has been so overused and bastardized in Nigeria, just like "ultra-modern" and "storm" eg. "Blah blah blah STORMS government house with fleet of supporters" and the rest of that crap.
Nigerian journalist lexicon toh badt.

CeaserB: [size=17pt]Choi! Igbo (Ganja) Wey Boiz Dey Flex For Here!?
What Kinda Country Is Malaysia!? [/size]

You dey mind dem? Malaysia na jewman country jare

Animals like Ndu Chucks no go gree show face for dis kind thread involving the deplorable condition in their region where they now have to flock to the cities of the Igbos they hate so much, only to kneel and beg for pennies and chips from the SAME people they supposedly 'defeated' and looted their hard-earned wealth in 1970.
Nope. You'll only see the mooron in threads involving 'power mergers' and idiiotic alliances which angle towards another retarrded attempt at grabbing presidential power.

Worthless moorons with misplaced priorities.

Why are you guys attacking the man for simply exhibiting his feudalist mentality? Is it not well known that Northerners are extremely backward animals?

stolen stone: ...and how does this affect the price of garri and guguru ati ekpa in d market??

Oh great, another dullard
The usual crap, served hot.

Morgan1092: How does dis reduce unemployment in 9ja or stop Biko Haram.

I honestly think the moderators should start banning moorons who keep popping in on threads and asking this dumb question.
Last time I checked, Nairaland is a multi-interest forum, which covers Politics, Romance, Tech, Education, Fashion, Cooking, Design etc.

The more retarrds (like this dumbass I'm quoting) keep derailing and trolling threads with their unfunny garbage about price of garri and politics (like politics is the only reason Nairaland exists), the more the site keeps losing readers because it appears the many idiiotic posters have lost every sense of seriousness.

I honestly call for idiiots who keep derailing threads and boring us with their garri tales to be outrightly banned, not just from Nairaland and the internet, but from touching any electronic devices (including calculators and alarm clocks) for the rest of their humorless, boring lives.

"one blow seven akpus"?
Who wrote this garbage? An elementary school pupil? Nairalanders need to stop recycling all these poorly written junk littered all over the internet.
As for the topic itself, I can't address it, because whoever wrote the article must either be childish or just plain uneducated.

lagerwhenindoubt: Delta States can upgrade schools later.. right now they need a humongous airport that is being blocked by a small hill for which she needs $Billions to demolish

Dem say we dey flex, say we dey flex
Oil state, mean specs
7 billa just to clear ant hill for airport
But why you dey vex, why you dey vex
Iz it your money, iz it your money?
Iz it your money, iz it your money?
Iz it your money, iz it your money?

Dem say we dey waste, say we dey waste
can't they get off our case?
See as ND dey blaze,
Too much pepper for base
But why you dey vex, why you dey vex?
Iz it your money, iz it your money?
Iz it your money, iz it your money?
Iz it your money, iz it your money?

sportfeva: Both words are okay but detonate is more heavier.

A bomb has just been detonated on the English Language.

unanghope: And so what? Wil that reduce the price of a rap of fufu from 2 N50 to 3 N45 Or a cup of garri from N25 to N20..

Everytime garri, everytime fufu.
You mean you can't even afford Golden Morn?

Northern region falling down, falling down, falling down
Northern region falling down,
My dear Mallaaam!

I'll get a tattoo of my girl's name around my finger instead, to let her know I'll always be hers.
That ring looks damn uncomfortable.

I'm not sure this will reduce the price of garri, but I'm hopeful it reduces the price of cassava bread instead.

Double post. Sorry.

alienware: I started writting waec and neco since 2000, i passed my waec and neco in 2011 after writting it for 11 times i used my result from secondary sch to gain admission into the university in 2005 but to remedy english before i could go for nysc, i graduated 2009 and luckily i got 8 credit in both neco & waec in 2011 and i thank God am done with nysc. I didnt really feel any pain my dad is a principal and the state keeps giving opportunity for reg so he always slot my name for both waec and neco. I wrote 11 neco and 11 waec exams and 6 waec g.c.e and 4 waec neco exams. Now i dey predict waec & neco exams, i no almost all the minerals resou...., lakes, deltas, mountains, dams, strait, latitude and longitude, farming in africa and almost every in their geography exams. hahahahaha. my result yakpa on top my ward robe for house,rat dey even chop some because pending, withheld, cancelled, 6 A's english D7, 4 B's chemistry E8, etc , etc

Choi! Oga, you don turn to real Grandmaster o! Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle must be green with envy lol!

But honestly speaking, Mr. President's PR dudes must either be sleeping on the job, grossly underpaid, or just plain clueless.

Chinekeeeeee! Okotoriba ooo!
Look at that boy wey dey form swagga with grandpapa PANT wey don tear finish!!

LMFAO!!!
All hail Lagos! Centre of excellence