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"From A Distance" by Bette Milder

Oh how I love this song. Brings back memories.

"God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching usss, From a Distance"

Rossikk: Hmmmm. I reckon ACN is closest to a mainstream leftist party in Nigeria.

With the LASU fees, the Lekki Tolls, the Market tax issues, LASTMA extortion sprees?

You wanna get lynched, bro?

Left Wing is kinda similar to the Democrats, or generally parties with the ideology of socialism, or even to an extent, populism.

The bad side of this, is that while their programmes may largely aid the human development index of the areas within their jurisdiction, they're eventually plagued with economic underperformance and lots of debt, which is why they're primarily hated by the Right Wing league members, who are also disgusted of their characteristic radicalism.

Leftists In Nigeria = Mbakwe, Rochas, Awolowo, Jakande, Akpabio(?)...

Right Wing Members = Fashola, Tinubu, Imoke, Fayemi, Ajimobi, Ike Nwachukwu

Bleaching Wing = Alao-Akala

Doubles...

kasiem: waito, no be dis guys wey dey carry sorting take their ssce and bsc dey shout here? To be truthful with ourselves, nobody is a saint in nigeria.

Na im be say for their M.Sc, na de whole school dem go buy na

Damn. How I've longed for this vagabond's downfall.
This looks like a good one!

I think this thread has gone down in history as the fastest growth ever recorded by a thread in Nairaland.

35 pages in JUST ONE DAY!

nikky341: una dey make me laugh sometimes, no sympaty 4 ur own na talia dat had 2 paint her sister black 2 go 2 upville and lie against eve 2 get seydu na him be ur angle
instead 0f me 2 vote am i go vote prezzo. besides why i go vote a zambian since bba started dey have never voted 4 us.
team talia ni ko

They have.
They've voted for Ofunneka, Kevin and Karen. Let's be fair. They've actually supported us more than we've supported them.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]What kind of name is that?

Anywaz, I dey go chop dinner.

@freecoacoa

Night![/quote]It's an Idoma name sha. Sound familiar?
That name still gives me the chills, cuz of the crazy things she did.
But I can't remember if her reason for stalking me was as a result of my body-hugging costume, or the nightstand we had at the bachelor party. LOL

But I ain't no playboy

just the occasional type

catch ya later, ladies. My Kama Sutra show's on.

That's right... Kama Sutra on a Sunday, baby. Beat that!

cheers Ileke Idi
Cheers Freecocoa
Cheers Idowu

freecocoa: Paddy if him show you the pic,you go relate how far give me later na,i gats go now.

Blokos calls

Sweet dreams.

See ya @ lleke and Ejine.

Btw Ejine,if you really got it then flaunt.

Ha! Maybe in a little more 'enclosed' thread o! Predators are real.

Sweet dreams, by the way

Idowuogbo: Dont worri mi and cocoa won't fight i promise!

We both ndigbos! So sharing na our tribe language.

Post side view na! I wanna confirm u kpomless.

You girls are reeeeeally tempting me o!
But I'll only do it on a non-frontpage thread.

Yep! I'm sticking to that.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]So you posted your picture and your address abi?

Lemme guess, did you take the picture in your SUV with your diamond-encrusted ring finger laying against your chest?[/quote]LOLLLL! Biko, enough with that Donpuzo nonsense for one day ooo

Actually, it was a picture I took in Benue on a native Idoma wedding I attended. My costume, being a bit tight, kinda accentuated my chiseled body and all, plus the sun's ambience did a lot in brightening up my entire figure.
Ahhh.... I won't go too deepwith those details, but girls no ever gree me rest again - particularly one Oyiwoda.

I don learn lesson.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Seal has no swagg. He was not fine either.
How he snatched that white girl is still beyond me.[/quote]Siddon dia dey wonder na.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention PEEEENIS in that post of mine, cuz that one played a vital role in Seal's case.

Idowuogbo: Nkem! Define brag Biko!

No kpom? U mean ponmo?

I don't lost o!

I mean no black spots or scars or anything like that o!

And I no wan post my picture for dis kind thread because I don't want stalkers in close proximity to Abuja to start trailing me

It happened in the last Social Network I was at.

freecocoa: Abeg o me dey look facial structure o.

I can't imagine myself with Lefulefu

You wan tell me say you go fit reject person like SEAL, with all his sweggz n' shiit? Abeg, go and face the wall.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LOL.
If you say so. . . .so women don't look at your facial features?
So you no dey even fine
All the guy's I've dated are fine abeg. . . . Denzel no fit come close [/quote]Psssh! Me na proper fine boy naa! The people who've met me would testify.
Azin! My own fineboyism no even get part 2. No pimples, no kpom! Just a fresh boy, but I no dey brag.

What I meant by my earlier statement was that in the physical aspect, you'd already get a pass mark with a girl once you have those features I talked about, even if your face dull. If you have all those things, your face will never be a deal breaker. And it's true!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You need to stop posting crap.

Ujojoan was not jealous. And all those allegations against Thoniaslim were false.

This is what happens when ppl run away with crap on nL.[/quote]Okay, okay okayyyy!
But if my ex kept hounding me on threads where I was flirting with other girls, accusing me of actually being the same girl ID I was flirting with, I'd definitely call it jealous.

But then *shrugs* I stand corrected

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Have you seen the dude?
Makes Pleep look like Prince charming.
No thanks


But for real I was shocked tho lol. I was like wtf?! [/quote]Abeg abeg abeg! Just go siddon one side jare!
This thing wey you dey do now na wetin we dey call "Aftermath forming". Women and their "I never wanted him anyway" tactics once things don't work out.

FYI, I know for sure women never look at facial structure when falling for a man. Wetin dem dey find most of the time na height, intelligence, muscles (wey go fit protect them), and CONFIDENCE - so all dis your forming no even scratch at allll

Just talk am plain say you dig de guy!

freecocoa: Paddy you ma know say killz na my chewdy na.

Omo lleke-idi,where that guy dey now na? The dude must be really hot o,but why you wan snatch plati bf na?

Wetin you go now come talk about that Mbaise boy Whitelexi?
Every week, de guy dey get girl trouble.
E get one time wey SIX whole girls dey holla atta boy in JUST ONE WEEK.

And at the time, Ujujoan (or was it ThoniaSlim?) started getting kinda jealous cuz they had just broken up.

Where that thread even dey sef? Make I check if I go still fit pull am out.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]

Mr. C[i]or[/i]ks.[/quote]Whaaaaaaaaat!!!? Wrong!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]PS: I heard that PlatinumK moved from her location because of public scrutiny. I feel sorry for the girl sha. . . is it true that her mother told the judge that inspired_m was accusing her daughter because she was Igbo? [/quote]Sisi, dat thing no be even wetin we ask you.
But talk true, you were really tripping for that TheSeeker guy, weren't you! Don't lie!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]No mind am. . . . I no who he is lol [/quote]Pssssh! No you don't!

Oya, if you're so sure, I want you to say it. I won't deny. Talk am

Idowuogbo: I no u! Naughtyyyyy....
Abeg pass me d odeku! I wan go scan d verbal attack wey happen for dat thread

Heheheheheheee!

Here guys. Here's one of the many threads Rhymz was talking about

https://www.nairaland.com/358760/michelin89-vs-na2day-final-battle/22#5063455

You can also see he posted there.

And if you looked hard enough, you'd be able to figure out one of my old IDs, because I also posted here... But I ain't giving meself away

Damn! I remember that PlatinumNK vs FL Gators(Ileke Idi) fight.
It was just a case of alpha female (PlatinumNK) destroying the less attractive much-ignored beta female (in this case, Ileke Idi) again and again and again.

Chai. I remember when they started posting those raunchy pictures Ileke Idi sent PlatinumNK's boyfriend TheSeeker.

O boy! See yawa o!!

Anyway, as a chilled out brova, I just siddon for sidelines dey sip my mmanya ngwo (with straw), while chopping my nkwobi on top. That was quality entertainment!

Infact, it actually places above the Beaf-Gbawe fisticuffs, with that one coming in second place of course.

I think PlatinumNK's stay on Nairaland really tormented Ileke Idi psychologically, cuz no guys would look her way

Abokinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Fork Adict just siddon dey shout "Talia!" from morning till night.

While I'm not disputing Talia's 'fitness' for the prize, I think this game has already been tailor-made for Keagan... That's right... The SA dude. Just watch as events unveil.
All these things wey una dey do here na yourselves you dey dull.

Day 91 will come, and you shall see.

It's quite unfortunate Keitta got evicted, not because he actually deserved to survive, but because I've read so many Ghanaian blogs that follow this show, and they describe Keitta as "Smelling Like The Cash".
From the way they talked about his 'clean game' and all, you can tell they really believed and had a lot of faith in him. It must really suck to see him go. Bummer.

Ah well.

odumchi: Islam has failed to maintain a good image in the east for many reasons most important of which being the Nigerian-Biafran war.

In the East, at that time, the war seen as an effort by the Northerners (namely the Hausa Fulani) to Islamize the East, thus the stigma. Nowadays, we are trying to find ways to harmonize our societies and establish peace between the adherents of Christianity and Animism. Christianity has already damaged and uprooted a large amount of the culture of the Eastern peoples; there is no need for Islam to enter the scene and wreak its own share of damage.

Besides, speaking from the perspective of the Igbo, the Igbo world view, culture, and tradition are incompatible with those of Islam. Attempting to unite these two will result in massive cultural upheaval and (possibly) violence. Besides, Christianity is so deeply rooted in Igboland that attempting a mass conversion from it to another faith is nearly impossible.

Ndi Igbo inyi mepe anya inyi o. Okwukwe Ndi Alakoba enweghi opoto na ali Igbo.

GBAM!

Biggysmalls919: May he is the joker in the new batman

More like 'The Riddler'.

Sagamite: Ah!

It is obivous you have never left Nigeria. And we see several of your type that cannot identify a gay person because of the limited environment/societies you have been exposed to.

Just make sure na you dey im back sha. No let am dey your back.

Denrele is a Grade A RECIEVER