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Good but the editing is too much! While it is beautiful for promotion reasons, it might not be as enticing in real life.

Your photography skills is top notch.

Igboid:
That's a typical Nigerian. They don't like the truth or rationality.
You become an enemy when you tell them the truth.

Nna, e shock me o.

God1000:
Another Igbo guy on my neck again

Wow! what is controversial about my post? Did you read what I wrote? I was only giving you insights on how to make your thread more lively with contents and clear the first controversies.
These are the stuffs you should concentrate on.

God1000:
stop talking bullshit, no one is asking for your pity, I made this post to enlighten ignorant and misquided folks like you, with this your mindset and mentality, Tiv will never give you a chance to rule benue, don't ever claim preeminence over us because nobody knows tomorrow.

Maybe you can start by clarifying the main controversies then go into the main interesting things about you people.

What are the common words for parts of the body and house hold items

Who are your neighbours and boundaries.

in other states, who is closest to you people.
what is your language classification (scientific and academic linguistic classifications).

What are the major challenges you people face.

Go ahead and rectify the Idoma controversy with facts o, not sentiments.

No 1. Idoma controversy.

Nwanyiogwashi:
Bini people are now touching them physically instead of them to fight back,they start online nosie making

Touch us physically touch us physically now them don touch you physically

Abeg no finish me with laugh.

General Retardi won't be happy with you. LOL


Please, I am pleading for the Edo nation to tamper justice with mercy, these guys are drunk almost all the time. Abeg. na beg I beg una.

oyatz:
Nairaland will be better if mentally deranged people are filtered off from the forum.

People like OkigboJihard and Bomb24 fall into the category.

This is a rebuttal to a thread one of your brothers opened insulting Igbos... None of you deemed it fit to caution him, rather the ones that came encouraged him and urged him on... Although the guy was annihilated in his own thread.
if this was not a rebuttal, I would have cautioned this OP as a cautioned the first attacker of the other thread but was remanded by your brother while they urged him on.

Trust me, these are innocent villagers they want to remove from those spots in order to give way for herders.

Truvelisback:
Is Chlorophyl sold in the chemist? I want to get it.

Yes, but it should sold in bigger pharmacists... I don't think smaller chemists might have this product.

I hope the product will be more common. They have so many other health benefits like as it is used against cancer, for liver detoxification and blood building. Yeast prevention and body and mouth odour is actually a very big "side effect" that people discovered and started using it for it. Now, it is marketed as "internal deodorant".

For the oral challenge, also make sure you have bitter Kola in hand. That one is instantaneous.

Funny, this threat to troublemakers would have been more potent if they even give Nigerians visa in the fist place. Who still gets Visa to the US? the thugs on the street do not apply for visas in the US.
The US should be more interested in fighting human rights violations if they are really interested in the good of the Anambra people and use other measures to sanction people. visa ban that they do not issue in the first place does not cut it.

kingawothefirst:
You convince them with diplomacy. The OP already responded to you but your halfwit brain can’t process your hat diplomacy is. It’s a long game, you play it till you win. It’s either that or you declare war, and we all know you don’t want that.

I know the brain of a black man is repository for duumbbbb bias. This is obvious by your amoeboic level of intelligence you and OP displayed.

So you mean to tell me that there were 3 people in a stake and one person's vote superceded that of the other 2? Now, read slowly, understand before you reply with your scrawny hands.

Truvelisback:
Normal salt?

Normal salt... You will sleep like a newborn baby. Be good to give me some feedbacks. Note, even if it does not work instantly, keep doing or using it.

MenelikZayan23:
Please sir/ma I'm going through this condition I've a hole in my tooth tho I've had it when I was a kid... This is affecting me alot most especially if I have a nap and I woke up or close my mouth for like 10 mins

Truvelisback:
Thanks for the info. What abt someone who has a hole in his or teeth/painful gum?

I just recommended this for someone who could not sleep for days...and it worked like magic, almost instant relief.
Get brine (Solution of salt- Salt and water). Dont drink it, just gaggle in your mouth and leave it around where you experience the pain. Hold it in your mouth and do not swallow. Do this the whole day. Thank me later.
However, I do not think this is a permanent solution but do it as often as is necessary even after the pain stops.. Maybe several times a week.

Truvelisback:
I know of someone who has the same mouth odour issue. I have advised the person to paste. Person do paste but the smell still continues. I have been helpless on what to do to help the person too.

Tell your friend to try some or a combination of the following:

Do you suck ass or do annalingus? stop immediately!

1. Brush twice daily and ALWAYS use a TONGUE scrapper and then dental floss anytime you can.

3. Drink or buy chlorophyl.. This works perfectly for all types of odours... both mouth and body odour. You can take it like a tablet or in liquid.
This is an internal body deo... it's an ultimate solution.

Even your shit will not smell... Hunters use it to mask their body smell from animals (the sense of smell of animals can 100 times better than humans).
People who suffer fecal incontinence also use it.

4. The most local solution. EAT BITTER KOLA. Even when you don't brush, bitter kola will erase mouth odour like fire extinguisher. Hold several in your pocket.


5. You can also try eating cucumber always, it works like Bitter Kola but I think Bitter Kola is better.


6. Do a check up, sometimes, these odours could indicate something more serious.... and try to deworm too.

Mary08134:
Good morning
Please I all need your help
How can I cure mouth odour please
It really affecting me
Any suggestions is welcome
Thanks

Do you suck ass or do annalingus? stop asap.
Sometimes some people have a semi permanent halitosis from this.

1. Brush twice daily and ALWAYS use a TONGUE scrapper and then dental floss anytime you can.

3. Drink or buy chlorophyl.. This works perfectly for all types of odours... both mouth and body odour. You can take it like a tablet or in liquid.
This is an internal body deo... it's an ultimate solution.

Even your shit will not smell... Hunters use it to mask their body smell from animals (the sense of smell of animals can 100 times better than humans).
People who suffer fecal incontinence also use it.

4. The most local solution. EAT BITTER KOLA. Even when you don't brush, bitter kola will erase mouth odour like fire extinguisher. Hold several in your pocket.


5. You can also try eating cucumber always, it works like Bitter Kola but I think Bitter Kola is better.


6. Do a check up, sometimes, these odours could indicate something more serious.... and try to deworm too.

eldoradoxx:
I have told my fellow Igbos that we are not prepared for this battle Nnamdi Kanu and ESN are pushing Igbos into. Ojukwu with his education and wealth (son of the first billionaire in Nigeria on record, trained in the UK) with all his education and support of the entire Igbo officers in the armed forces of Nigeria could not win the war, let alone the riff raff in ESN/IPOB . It is very apparent and clear that we are not prepared for Biafra and it should not be an impromptu move. Before you ask for independence from Nigeria, what will happen to an estimated 20 million Igbos living in other States outside the South East has to be considered. The fools calling for Biafra or war hardly think of this. What will happen to trillions naira worth of Igbo investments scattered all over the country. Or the fools that are pushing for war think that if it starts the various indigenes of these States hosting Igbos and their investments will be magnanimous enough to allow them stay back and continue their businesses. I bet you if u declare Biafra today, the following day, non Igbos in the remaining 31/States of the Federation will expel Igbos and take over their properties. People who don't know the history cannot understand the abandoned property saga of the 60s when the properties of Igbos leaving all over the country were seized and shared to indigenes.
I keep asking IPOB and Kanu what is their plan towards ensuring that this does not happen.
You see why the Igbo man needs peace more than the rest of the country? I endorse any action by the army to exterminate ESN/IPOB criminals from Igbo land. What they are agitating for is what they are not prepared to manage the consequences. In 1967-70 wars, over 5 million Igbos perished in the war, their properties and businesses looted by mindless fellow country men, their lofty political height of the 60s reduced to nothing till date. Igbos have built back most of what they lost in the war except politically. The fools agitating for another crisis wouldn't learn anything. If u must get Biafra, follow it in a civil way, you cannot shoot your self to independence, independence must be negotiated on a table. B

I know you probably have fufu where your brain should be.

Soldiers invaded an innocent village and you are here calling MNK.

This is your future, your legs shall be ripped open by the bullets of herdsmen and people will abandon you and blame you for it. This is your destiny, embrace it.

juve4life:
Here's what you're talking about

Thanks for reiterating this fact again. I have mentioned it myself. They are so desperate that they can't even see it themselves...and how they think they can uphold their fake amalgamation is what I don't still understand. Even Bayelsa, their home, they only have 4 LGAS only. When crisis loom, it will fall like a pack of card.

When Efik/Ibibio are serious about their own agenda, they will have 2 LGAs in Bayelsa at least and when Edo start picking interest in Bayelsa too, they will have the other two LGAs.

Instead of them to do their expansionism quietly without insults, they are looking for trouble all over. How they think it will last is still beyond me.

Captain8:
have you seen any herdsmen attack Ijaw farmer before?

you are such an ignorant person and I will not reply you again

Malnourishment don dey affect you. Someone once mentioned that you people here are actually Fulani or Fulani stooges.

EraseTheDot:
Your low self-esteem is very pathetic. I am very delighted that the fraudulent eastern region got collapsed early enough. I wondered what could have happened to the minorities if it existed a bit longer. Imagine Hausas were as insane as you are, every hausa speaking community in the north and more than half of the entire north with an hausa name would have been claimed as Hausa or Hausoid.


- erase the dot

As you can see, this thread is devoid of your ethnic ranting. Just people putting facts down.

By the way, my brother's fiance is from there... I had like a 3-4 hour call with her yesterday and her family. I knew many families from there before now.

She spoke her language and swore on earth's green earth that she is speaking an Urhobo and Edo language that she is not Ijaw. I know one prof from there (who lectured in Southy (his brother, was a conel in the army then and another Doctor (academic) from Jankrama I, although we never talked about their ethnic leaning because then, I didn't understand shit about all these ethnicity talk) and still a child basically.

But let's leave that matter for another day, don't be angry, if my assertions annoyed you

bahdpersona:
When talking about streaming, you need to keep following music chart in Nigeria, Zlatan has more streaming counts than flavor, it's been a long time I see flavor or some other eastern singer songs topping music chart in Nigeria because he's a traditional singer with 'Akpurukoto purokoto' music style unlike Zlatan whose songs are played everywhere

I am talking of global streaming from Videos... What streaming are you basing your numbers on. I am using YouTube as my own basis because it is universal and global. You can tell their performance internationally with YouTube.

Zlatan released Alubarika with Buju and Cho Cho with Davido and Mayorkun and two have done 3.5 million combined with all the star features. (this in the past 6 months)

Flavour released "Levels" just like 2-3 weeks ago and got 4 million views (no features). Then Berna nearing 14 million views.

So his last two videos from 4 MONTHS ago got almost 20 million views.

This is 6 times the number of Zlatan even with Davido, Mayorkun and Buju's star power from 6 MONTHS ago.

Brother, based on this analysis, you can see your numbers ain't right.

LegendHer0:
Yeah Emmanuela na em hold YouTube, these guys don’t come close to her views there.

Everybody get their own terrain I think.

And that's the thing about Appeal and the type of comedy one makes and the language.
The advantage for those who base their comedy mostly on verbal dialogue using a regional language, cues may find it harder to hit a national or global audience.

Emmanuella is not the funniest and I believe many Nigerians will find her comedy too simplistic and for children but on the global scale, in Asia, Africa and South America, most of them will kill for Emmanuella.

Another person with good numbers, Samspeedy (I believe he is from the west) gets more numbers than the others you have mentioned on YouTube but because of the language of his dialogue and the simplicity of his comedy, he is quite popular in Asia and Europe but I don't think nationally, everyone vibes to his comedy (I might be wrong)

bahdpersona:
is there any music lover in Nigeria that doesn't know zlatan? I don't think so... Musics released in the south west will become popular in the whole country but songs released in South East dies there...

This is very false. Go and check Flavour's Igbo music and see the streaming numbers.

I can tell you, most of them do not know Zlatan. I can tell you this for free... When you are just stationed in a place, you will think the world revolves around that place.
Don't get me wrong, Zlatan is very good.