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Food / Re: Ofe Akwu Vs Tomato Stew by ekiloui(f): 1:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
charles4422:
soup wet look like witch soup.. Igbo I dey fear una

What you need is a brain implant. Unfortunately no one will be willing to donate to one for you, stay brainless.

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Celebrities / Re: So The Lady That Accused Timaya Of Raping Her Is Even A Mum Of 3? (see Receipts) by ekiloui(f): 11:16am On Jul 29, 2015
funmijoyb:

To Call a spade a spade r d two gals not igbo? Y r u angry abt?

Lemme look for your comment on Yetunde bustline's saga page. I hope you commented on her and her ugly ex in the same way.

Since you're thrilled to be screaming Igbo here. Tribalistic woman
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mansard Test Invite by ekiloui(f): 11:00am On Jul 27, 2015
lahami:
Hey guys,I wasn't successful in my june test.Am considering reapplying again but a friend is saying u can only apply one.Pls does anyone know how truthful is it?Thanks for your reply

There's someone on this thread who said he was taken after his fourth test, it wouldn't hurt to try.
Crime / Re: Landlord’s Manhood Disappears After Giving Stranger N700 To Help Sick Mum by ekiloui(f): 10:27pm On Jul 26, 2015
I no longer give money to beggars on the street. There are other ways to help.

Be careful
Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Tonto Dike For Preparing Watery Soup For Her Husband (photos) by ekiloui(f): 12:00pm On Jul 26, 2015
eyenibibio:
First, let me sound it that anything Tonto makes front page. It might be because Seun has a crush on her or she gave him money to start this forum. Anyway, I'm amazed that she had to 'google' up how to cook ewedu. Kai, abacha......most of our Nigerian girls are waste pipes, after they will be looking for husband material to marry.

Are you for real?

Not everyone eats Ewedu, and not everyone can cook it.

Common sense should tell you that some people who can cook tuwo shinkafa cannot cook Oha soup, and some who can cook Oha cannot cook Ewedu

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Goes Shirtless To Celebrate Mamas Artist Of The Decade Award by ekiloui(f): 11:51pm On Jul 20, 2015
wheesin:


undecided and you want me to believe that ?

Oh wait... U mean you'd rather believe "Nigerian Bloggers"

The award of the most gullible Nigerian goes to you
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Goes Shirtless To Celebrate Mamas Artist Of The Decade Award by ekiloui(f): 11:30pm On Jul 20, 2015
wheesin:


who cares ? I dnt even attend churches on a reg..but atleast I am not bragging around with that fact like its a trophy.

And I bet u didn't read the thread where Psquare said the story was fabricated by bloggers (as usual) and that they never granted such an interview.

Don't be quick to judge
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Goes Shirtless To Celebrate Mamas Artist Of The Decade Award by ekiloui(f): 11:11pm On Jul 20, 2015
wheesin:
I have no business with a man that doesn't go to church. no business at all...undecided

And going to church makes u a better man?

Ever heard of the Pharisee? U're a good example
Culture / Re: What Is The Bride Price In Your Own Hometown? by ekiloui(f): 3:36pm On Jul 16, 2015
In my Place, Arochukwu in Abia state the bride price is N25. I dunno much about the lists tho

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Crime / Re: Four Child Traffickers Led By Pastor Caught With 36 Children In Bayelsa by ekiloui(f): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2015
Yahbas83:
igbos sha

Even when igbos aren't mentioned, u must always involve us.

Final analysis

You live for us!
You breath so u can see us!
Your whole life revolves around us!
Infact, u worship us!
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Receives Laptop From Etisalat (pic) by ekiloui(f): 7:04pm On Jul 15, 2015
unpredictedone:


refer your comment to your parent what ever is their reply let me know...

I no get time to reply you well sef
+i deh drive oo abeg, make i reach my house fes+

Thankfully God blessed be with parents that don't reason like the average bush ones here. U know those ones that say go back to ur husbands house even if he poors acid on u
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Receives Laptop From Etisalat (pic) by ekiloui(f): 7:02pm On Jul 15, 2015
unpredictedone:


save your words for siblings and your children?

I no get time to reply you well sef
+i deh drive oo abeg, make i reach my house fes+

Sorry ooo..abeg drive ur trailer b4 u use am crush person...u know as una dey do
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Receives Laptop From Etisalat (pic) by ekiloui(f): 6:49pm On Jul 15, 2015
HeartRobber:





She's better than you, married or not.

You can't change that, babe.

No hating

Well spoken bruh!

Now houseofglam7 is calling it sarcasm...lol.

They think success in life is by marriage until they force themselves into marriages for all the wrong reasons and become so unhappy. That's how we now live in Nigeria. If u wanna marry go ahead but don't make it compulsory 4 others
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Receives Laptop From Etisalat (pic) by ekiloui(f): 6:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
unpredictedone:
What gift would have been better if not prayers for a good husband...


Money she has!
Laptops she can afford!
Cars ofcourse she can if she want!


But good husband, she no fit buy ooo! cheesycheesy

Anyway just pouring my mind ooo as a concerned fan to her.

Does husband make people go to heaven? Or make u suffer less? Or make u feel less lonely?

What exactly is the importance of a marriage since u Nigerians have decided to make it something compulsory rather than a decision taken by people in Luv.

Not everyone is destined to get married so u bush people should try n mind ur biz
Phones / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Airtel (what do I do) by ekiloui(f): 9:48am On Jul 15, 2015
I called them back and threatened them with ncc, the lines are still not working but they kept apologising and refused to give a reason why the lines were blocked. I just feel terrible for putting my dad through this. If I have the chance I'll go to ncc today, I just hope these regulatory bodies actually do their jobs
Phones / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Airtel (what do I do) by ekiloui(f): 8:43am On Jul 15, 2015
emorse:
You should have recorded the conversation. Going public with evidence would certainly have gotten to the management.
However, I think you should keep calling till you get meaningful answers. Make sure you record this time.

Thank you. I'll try and do that
Phones / Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Airtel (what do I do) by ekiloui(f): 8:25am On Jul 15, 2015
TDonald:
Try porting to a better network AIRTEL are Scammers

The problem is that I've already loaded airtime on the sim and subscribed. As soon as they can unblock it, I'll use the subscription and throw the sim away.

But I really need to repay that customer care rep for the damages he has done
Phones / My Ordeal In The Hands Airtel (what do I do) by ekiloui(f): 8:03am On Jul 15, 2015
I got a iPhone recently which uses a micro sim, since I didn't previously own a micro sim I had to buy one. On monday I bought a sim and registered it, but the person I bought the sim from seemed to be in a hurry and I felt he didn't register it. I asked him to give me his number just incase the sim wasn't properly registered and he did.

On tuesday, I got the iPhone and needed to activate it either by using itunes or via the internet, since my itunes isn't really up to date I decided to use the airtel sim card. I put it in another phone loaded airtime in it and did a subscription which cost me N1,300. I tried using it but it refused to work, I then called the customer care rep of airtel who didn't tell me anything important, he just kept saying "I'm working on it." It was when I mentioned it was a new sim card that he said "the sim isn't even fully registered." I got upset, and asked why they should even let me be able to make and receive calls with an unregistered line, talk more of recharging and subscribing, when the guy didn't say anything, I just dropped the call. I used my Dad's airtel line to make this call.

This morning I woke up and found out that my dad's airtel line had been blocked. Since I was the last person who used it I decided to call the call centre again, I reported that the last thing that was done with the line was the call I put through to them last night, and I also explained my reason for calling them last night. The customer care rep asked me for my phone number to check if the sim was really not registered and for my dad's sim to check why it was blocked. On checking my sim he said "this sim has been blocked ma" I asked why and he gave the flimsy excuse of it being a new sim. I told him they had no right to block a sim I started using last night, registered or not. And on why the other sim was blocked he said it was because of "network" I have been using phones for over a decade now and I've never heard that network blocks lines.

I suspect both lines were blocked my the customer care rep I spoke to last night, because I do not believe in coincidence. The only offence I must have committed is cutting the call when he couldn't profer any solution, blocking my line and my dad's line for no reason is what I can't phantom.

I need your opinion on the appropriate authority to report this case to, I can't imagine a service provider inconveniencing and oppressing it's paying customers in such a way.

Sorry for the long rant I just needed to fully explain the situation, so I can get your views.


Cc: lalasticlala
Celebrities / Re: Basket Mouth And Wife (before And After Photos ) by ekiloui(f): 9:05am On Jul 14, 2015
Atlantian:
So, how much is Basket Mouth really worth ? Is he as rich as Mark Zuggerberg's dog walker ?

People that make these kinda comments always stay broke and bitter. Rejoice with others so that others can rejoice with u

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Coolfm Posts Photos Of Injuries He Says He Got From Ex-wife by ekiloui(f): 11:28pm On Jul 13, 2015
I feel sorry for him.

But then again what if he got those injuries while assaulting her and she defended herself.

As someone said in an earlier post there might be 2 sides to this story so lemme not judge.

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Crime / Re: Abia Driver Arrested For Alleged Rape Of Female Passenger by ekiloui(f): 10:55pm On Jul 13, 2015
jamex93:
na wa oo


Igbo I hail o

you're hailing Igbos, just shows how cheap drugs work undecided
Politics / Re: Ambode Rescues Accident Victim In Lagos by ekiloui(f): 9:08pm On Jul 13, 2015
Chai!

My friend that I've lost contact with 4 so long.

Was so scared when I saw her name, thank God it was minor
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Twitter Roasts Davido's Cousin B Red For Announcing His Collabo Wt Akon by ekiloui(f): 12:32am On Jul 13, 2015
Lmao.

People on twitter streets are always angry neh!

But I doubt B red will blow even if Chris Brown features on his track.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Celebrates 40th Birthday, Stuns In New Photos by ekiloui(f): 10:09pm On Jul 12, 2015
6ty6ix:
when is she gonna show us her husband to be cause she is not getting younger

Is marriage by force?

Abi is it not a man that raped his sis-in-law, son and daughter today?


U better re-condition your brain b4 u enter 1 chance.

The day she sees someone reasonable she'll marry if not, it's none of your biz!




HBD my look alike, God give u more years and success. You're blessed unlike some Nigerian women who think it's marriage that's their sole purpose on earth. They will marry, be cheated on, be beaten and go into oblivion and still feel their life is better than yours, but we know the truth

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Celebrities / Re: So Jidenna Crowdfunded $3,000 To Come To Nigeria For Dad's Burial (see Receipts) by ekiloui(f): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2015
Borrow pose undecided

So he means 4rm the 3k dolls he bought flight ticket, AK47 n paid "commado soldiers" for protection?

Lasticlala pls move this to fp, we need to be absolved of this light skinned abducting accusation
Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Get Ready To Patronise “made In Nigeria” Products by ekiloui(f): 9:59pm On Jul 11, 2015
BluePulse:


"Read well sir!"? Dat sounds rude.
"U don't sound like one 2me": It's in good faith(more like a compliment).
Refering 2 all language in general implies dat I see all languages as equal, regardless of where any1 is from.

Notin I said up there required a rude statement 4rm u...
And unfortunately, dis is one of d very big prob of NL, everyone is unnecessarily on d defensive.. No one takes comments in good faith...

I asked u to read well cos I mentioned in my 1st post that Nl was turning me into a tribalist. I doubt u'd have asked me that question had u read my post properly
Politics / Re: Scores Of Boko Haram Members Feared Dead In Battle With Troops by ekiloui(f): 9:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
I'm not sure why they wrote "feared dead."

Isn't that what they should be? (Dead)

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Get Ready To Patronise “made In Nigeria” Products by ekiloui(f): 9:20pm On Jul 11, 2015
BluePulse:


U don't sound like one 2me... Ur language, my language or any1s' language isn't a judge of who any1 is. Infact, its one of d most btful elements of dis nation.

Read well sir!

I did say NL was turning me into one.
I can't go through a thread without seeing tribal comments esp against my tribe even when it comes to something as frivolous as artists.

I'm slowly becoming one, I'm from where I'm from, even though I rarely go home, my home will always be my home. Whatever is said about my people or language affects me equally. Even though I'm a Nigerian, I have roots.
Politics / Re: SGF: New Deal For South-east Over Ekweremadu-tribune by ekiloui(f): 2:15pm On Jul 11, 2015
OJUcrook:
I dont understand this Heeebo animals again. In one instance they want Biafra, in another instance they want the deputy senate presidency and the SGF. Why are the Heeebos so confused

Are u really the sperm that won?

I hope u're truly not female, I can't imagine a female acting like a trashy retar.d

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Travel / Re: Ikeja City Mall (Shoprite) Escalator Excites Lagosians by ekiloui(f): 12:14pm On Jul 11, 2015
Lmao,

This long epistle for ordinary escalator?

It seems lagos people are bush ooo.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Get Ready To Patronise “made In Nigeria” Products by ekiloui(f): 12:10pm On Jul 11, 2015
BluePulse:


"Fellow bigot"? Are u one urself?

He called the lady's language a language of bigots and since I speak same I guess I can automatically be qualified as one

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Family / Re: Would You Advice Your Daughter/son To Marry Someone Like You? by ekiloui(f): 11:31am On Jul 11, 2015
no2fuks:


type that falls asleep inside moluwe. u better not let your son marry someone like you.

I have never done that!

If u didn't get it simply zip your trap!

I won't mind if my son does that cos all in all I'm a good woman, I take care of kids well, cook well etc.

I didn't create myself to be forgetful, it's a flaw and if you say you don't have any flaw then u're the biggest liar to ever live on earth!

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