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Crime / Re: Lagos Trader Rapes Neighbour’s Daughter Inside Toilet by ekiloui(f): 6:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
Lagusta:


Chooi, una don vex.....

So you guys are following what babangida laid down as six geo-political zones....

Now study your map very well, and find where calabar is....

Use a compass if you still can't figure it out....

Thank me later

Calabar is in Eastern Nigeria, if u had said eastern nigeria I'd have understood, but by saying SE u already proved your knowledge of geography is next to zilch
Politics / Re: Ex-president Jonathan To Be Immortalized In July by ekiloui(f): 6:28pm On Jun 16, 2015
Dollyak:
If you are going to immortalise him, I beg you put it in your SS region. Some regions has higher standards

If you had read the post u'd have noticed that both authors are from SW so what is your point?

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Crime / Re: Lagos Trader Rapes Neighbour’s Daughter Inside Toilet by ekiloui(f): 1:34pm On Jun 16, 2015
Lagusta:
Na wa ooo

If na hausa land now we go hear "sharia" "Islamabad" "terror Islam"

If na Yoruba we go hear "wild wild west, yoloba, ofe manu"

But this was done by not only from a SE goon, but a calabar guy, who knows how to do it better....

Wallahi konji na bastard...

What you need is a lesson on geography, so calabar is now in SE? Your school should be burnt down
Jokes Etc / Re: The Truth About Nigerian Bloggers With (pics) by ekiloui(f): 2:12pm On Jun 15, 2015
johnsample:
But why did the old smelly mouthed prophet Mohammed forcefully marry a six year old Aisha.. bleeped the little gurl to stupor.. This is after he snatched his son's wife. Also, when is this Buhari going to die sef..

Are you ok?

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Religion / Re: Reason Why Our Prayer Is Not Being Answer And The Solution!!! Pleased Read by ekiloui(f): 1:22pm On Jun 14, 2015
God bless you op,

Truly inspiring piece, I read most of these bible passages of recent. I'm seeking something from God but then I kept asking what if my will is not God's will. In reading the bible I was able to get some answers from the same passages u posted here. However, your post just enlightened me more and dispeled my doubts.

Once again, God bless you

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by ekiloui(f): 10:01am On Jun 11, 2015
fflamingo:
Most of us clamoring for iheanacho in the super eagle can now see that he hasn't improved.

Ode!
Is he playing? Or are u seeing it from the bench

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Is Your Worst Turn Off?(pics) by ekiloui(f): 12:40am On Jun 11, 2015
A because I have zero tolerance for smoking

F because I can't be involved with a criminal
Music/Radio / Re: Psquare - Bring It On (Official Video) Ft. Dave Scott by ekiloui(f): 12:11am On Jun 11, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Will they ever sing in good English? Every time pidgin. Smh

I'm proud of them for that...I don't remember them being an english duo, they are a NIGERIAN duo.

Don't throw yourself away to be someone else.

My parents protected me 4rm pidgin, but when I got to the university I made sure I learnt it really well, now my friends complain that I'm over doing it, wanna know why? Cos I'm a Nigerian, not an oyibo wanna be!




Meanwhile, I really like the video, nice plot, nice setting, has a rock feel to it (I love rock)

9.5/10 grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Says He Will Work With Saraki And Dogora by ekiloui(f): 7:23am On Jun 10, 2015
Kitsune:



Exactly! Im gonna have such a fun time watching these pathetic Igbos cry about this later.

These "pathetic igbos" will rather have the northerners in power, the same pathetic Igbos were also clever enough to get a spot for themselves when all you wanted to do was throw them out of government.
We'll gloat all we like punk!

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot And Wife Head For His Inauguration : Photo by ekiloui(f): 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2015
demelza:
So that loverboy in movies is now a respected honourable??
A man that knows where he is going to!
Jim Iyke, Ramsey Nouah and co take note! angry

Nonsense!

Must everyone have political ambitions? If desmond wants to be a politician it's his choice, don't make it look like all entertainers should follow suit

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Travel / Re: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria by ekiloui(f): 10:40am On Jun 08, 2015
Kingphillip I really like this thread, it shows how beautiful Nigeria was before the emergence of bad politicians. However, I'm not happy about the fact that almost all the 40 pics cover just Lagos and Ibadan and a few places in the north and the asaba-onitsha port. I'd have really loved to see how different parts of nigeria looked. Then again, good job
Travel / Re: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria by ekiloui(f): 10:34am On Jun 08, 2015
bewla:
Nigeria they promising back then before una bring una yeye head .

See that fine yoruba mama beauties without bondry no make up mary kay

Woman wey wear red lipstick? U sure sey u dey see so?
Politics / Re: Lagos State Governor Ambode Represents Tinubu At An Event by ekiloui(f): 10:15am On Jun 08, 2015
MANDILAX:
I see nothing wrong. The content of the message being delivered is the only important thing here.

Unfortunately, you and babaeleko do not know the importance attached to the Governors office, talk more of the Governor of a state like lagos. It's a disgrace for a governor to represent a citizen with lower status than him, no matter how much power Tinubu has he isn't bigger than the Governor of lagos. It's just like sending the CEO of a company to represent the manager of his company. all in the name of justifying Ambos actions you're talking of context of the message.
Anyway most Nigerians are know to be shamefully sentimental when it concerns politics

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Convoy Blocks Road This Morning by ekiloui(f): 10:36pm On Jun 07, 2015
SuperSuave:
why is op complaining unnecessarily Gej and other administrations must have done something worse or similar so why is it now that you are complaining how many choppers you wan make them use sef(considering security)

I've lived in Abuja for over 2 administrations and for as long as I can remember the presidents aides and co usually block the federal secretariat road as well as central area, but the place the Op has posted in the pic is Lugbe which is the road to the airport and route to other states in Nigeria.
This pic shows Mr. President causing delay for not just Abuja residents but travellers, I know how many times I insulted Gej for obstructing movement in town, and I just can't imagine why president Buhari will allow such nonsense happen.

Do not support this act simply cos u've chosen to be sentimentally biased, the op has every right to vent!

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Properties / Re: Checkout The First Storey Building In Nigeria by ekiloui(f): 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2015
Been there for an excursion when I was in secondary school, twas cool seeing it, I even have a pic where I posed in front of the building.

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NYSC / Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by ekiloui(f): 10:39am On Jun 06, 2015
ennyhola:
Go use Ur English withdraw money na

lady,what dis world is turning to now is not how u can speak or how fluent u are but how u can apply Ur brain and be creative in d labour market...d only place ur fluent English can get u is a "Radio station as a Reporter" ,,,,(interviewing billionaires with bad English)

So please dear don't rely on Ur certificate and English

How is this related to what you wrote initially?

Are we talking of making money or terrible english? You accused madonna students of speaking terrible english and I corrected you, you're simply off course
Crime / Re: Boy Develops Seizure Attacks, Dislocates Shoulder After Father’s Beatings by ekiloui(f): 9:57am On Jun 06, 2015
I blame Lekans mother who chose her marriage over her child and didn't even bother to keep in touch with him after dumping him with a violent ex-husband.

Didn't her mother-in-law know she had a kid b4 she married her son?
Some mothers are a disgrace to motherhood. Shame!

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NYSC / Re: Embarrasing: See What A Corper Posted On Facebook by ekiloui(f): 7:28am On Jun 06, 2015
ennyhola:
For real
MORE REASON FEDERAL UNIVERSITIES $ STATE UNIVERSITIES ROCK,,,,,,,"AM HAPPY TO BE A CALL MEMBER" PROBABLY SHE IS FROM MADONNA UNIVERSITY
FEDERAL UNI ROCK
ABEG "CALL" HER BACK O SINCE SHE IS A CALL-MEMBER

Mtcheeew!

I attended Madonna university and I'm certain my spoken/written english is better than yours, same as that of my friends 4rm school.

You can accuse the poly's of this not madonna.
Family / Re: A Cheating Husband Is Not The Worst Thing That Can Happen In Marriage. by ekiloui(f): 1:14pm On Jun 05, 2015
onatisi:
this is the truth majority of young married ladies don't understand. But older married women do and that is why they are never bothered when they learn their husbands in cheating outside ,their only problem is him marrying them. Now we have married women who even pack condoms into their husband things when he is traveling. Women must know that the first thing in a man brain about the opposite sex is sex .that is the way god created us.

Not God oo...don't blame God for your lack of self control...rather blame the devil.

If u've ever read the bible u'll know God frowns on Adultery
Romance / Re: Do NOT Marry Someone Until You Can Honestly Answer These 20 Questions: by ekiloui(f): 9:55pm On Jun 04, 2015
holicalpha:
I've said it before, Marriage is not for everyone.
But the average Nigerian thinks you've not lived well if you're not married.

What happens to Living life.?? Life it self is a bondage,Person go come carry marriage matter for head like Dandruff.??

You couldn't have said it better

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Politics / Re: Dr Ikpeazu Inspects Ndi-oji Road In Arochukwu(photo) by ekiloui(f): 9:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
Ponponkon:
But you never stoned Ogbonnaya Onu,Orji Uzor Kalu and T A Orji or did you? Okezie is Abia's SOS Messhia,he will lead us well

unfortunately, those eediots were never stoned, and as time changes people change, i pray aro people stone okezie if he doesn't do what he's expected to do...because fixing the road is his job not a "favour"
Politics / Re: A Major Road In Aba After The Rain Today by ekiloui(f): 8:57pm On Jun 04, 2015
konjakonja:
ThankGod we have Okezie Ikpeazu now as governor. May God punish those wicked rulers we had in the past

Let me sit, cross my legs and see what your Okezie will do, I'm just praying his not like his political godfather, if not....
Politics / Re: Dr Ikpeazu Inspects Ndi-oji Road In Arochukwu(photo) by ekiloui(f): 8:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
Enyinnaya tell your boss to enjoy the moment before tribunal do its work

Gbam!
Politics / Re: Dr Ikpeazu Inspects Ndi-oji Road In Arochukwu(photo) by ekiloui(f): 8:50pm On Jun 04, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Kai! I feel so sorry for us. Guys, please check out this statement "This is a zone that did not vote for him but he's helping them out" Isn't he the Governor? So because he didn't get any vote from them that makes them uncared for? That means Mr President will also abandon the Igbos?

Seriously, we really (not everyone tho) need to change our mentality! Those elected are there to serve everyone and not selected few. They are not doing us a favour, it's our right so let's not jubilate over few things.

The op deserves a slap for that useless remark! As if money isn't being allocated for these projects and the so-called governor is doing us a favour! All because he went to inspect the road, I live in Abuja and Sen. Bala mohammed inspected the karshi-apo road from the beginning of his time in office till the end...

My place arochukwu doesn't have good roads and if Ikpeazu doesn't do what should be done in due time then they should stone him, I should now kneel and thank him for my rights...lekwa nzuzu

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Leads Nigerian Delegation To World Economic Forum In South Africa by ekiloui(f): 8:50pm On Jun 02, 2015
Finally an active VP unlike Sambo (king of ghost workers)
Crime / Re: Women Caught With Cocaine In Their Vagina At Lagos Airport by ekiloui(f): 4:54pm On Jun 02, 2015
mizvee:
Igbo ppl will never stop... smh

Yesterday when Ibadan and Ogun people were all over fp on nl for kidnapping, murder and rituals and the Igbos were making tribalistic comments, some of you came to preach against tribalism.

I always wonder why u guys start something and when someone retaliates u cry wolf...I pray I don't ever see this handle preach against tribalism cos I'd quote this tribalistic comment of yours

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Crime / Re: See The Faces Of Men And Woman Caught For N8bn Fraud In CBN (photo) by ekiloui(f): 7:25am On Jun 02, 2015
ayusco85:


This lady I quoted is a tribal bigot. She is one of the problems with Nigeria

But when you do it you're not tribal bigots abi? U're just expressing your disappointment ba?

Hypocrisy
Romance / Re: 10 Strict Behaviours Ladies Display That Makes Their Future Husbands Run Away by ekiloui(f): 7:12am On Jun 02, 2015
I'm guilty of number 5 tho.

#teamtallguys grin
Culture / Re: Nigeria Bans Female Genital Mutilation by ekiloui(f): 9:21pm On Jun 01, 2015
haywire1:


Good of u. It means u ain't circumcised,right? Kindly share hw it feels not circumcised so we can knw d difference. Thanks

#

I'm not.

I'm not sure why females are circumcised but all I know is that there's really no difference, all you're doing is hurting your female child. Unlike the uncircumcised male who's prone to diseases due to uncircumcision, females do not have such a problem and the ridiculous tale about it taming sexual urge is a blantant lie.

I can remember vividly that the circumcised roommate I mentioned earlier had 2x the libido of all of us who stayed in the room.

If you do have a reason albiet concrete on why females should be circumcised pls share it cos I smell sarcasm in your post.
Culture / Re: Nigeria Bans Female Genital Mutilation by ekiloui(f): 8:45pm On Jun 01, 2015
Great news!

I'll make sure to report anyone I as much as suspect of this barbaric act. I might even report one of my roommates while in the Uni who said she was circumcised and will practice the abnormal act on her female offsprings

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Crime / Re: Dismissed Army Officer Arrested For Robbery & Impersonation In Lagos (Pictured) by ekiloui(f): 6:18pm On Jun 01, 2015
baybeeboi:
the way and Manner.....Guerilla manner.
.
.
.this goat below me is a goat.

Lmao...a she-goat for that matter
Crime / Re: Robbers Gang-Rape Nurse In Lagos Hospital by ekiloui(f): 6:06pm On Jun 01, 2015
dickrider:



mind ur speech okay? or else i will show u my other side

Oh..a threat..I'm shivering.

Are u a suicide bomber or a witch?

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