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Bawizzo:
uniabuja got no active mail. Once mailed an account and I got a reply with a referral Link telling me to visit jumia and get the best of shoes.

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

MiVida:
And who told you that nonsense in between your girlfriend's legs is the gate of heaven?


Are you okay

ValCon888:
The victim rained numerous heavy blows on his head
1 - 0
His colleagues however gave the boy a hot chase, but he outran them
2 - 0

The boy is not only Mike Tyson, he is also Ben Johnson.

stellapatu:
A south London mother has told of her son’s struggle to rebuild his life after he was stabbed in a random attack.

Brett Connolly, 26, was heading home after seeing a friend when he was brutally knifed outside a neighbour’s house in Rock Close, Mitcham.

He was rushed to hospital where doctors initially gave him a two per cent chance of survival, his mum told the Standard.

He has made a “miraculous” physical recovery since the stabbing on July 23 but is finding it harder and harder to cope psychologically, Felicity Connolly, 66, explained."Horrific doesn’t come close to describing what he’s been through,” she said.

He was stabbed through the cheek, down the back of his throat and again in his leg with a Rambo knife. He can’t speak properly at the moment because his voice box has been damaged, he can’t eat solid foods and he can’t work.

“There’s a long road ahead in terms of getting him physically back on track, but what we’re really focused on is getting him help to tackle his PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).”

Ms Connolly and her family are raising money to get private counselling for the dad-of-one, who is fighting to come to terms with what happened to him.

“The whole thing was such a shock. This is a close knit neighbourhood - we’ve never had any problems with violence. Brett just can’t make sense of it.”

“He’s never been affiliated with gangs or anything like that. He’s had a job ever since he left college and has always just been friendly and laid back with everyone.”

The 66-year-old said her son has been unable to get the urgent mental health support he needs due to long waiting times for specialist care.


More details; https://www.paxexlive.com/thread/young-dad-traumatised-after-being-randomly-stabbed-in-south-london

tillaman:
She’s just being a child, with time when school stress sets and loads of assignment/practicals or projects sets in she will let go!! When I was younger I was so obsessed with Ronaldinho then, I played soccer and I always fight for his jersey number but when I got to the UNI and reality starts setting[b] I didn’t even remember Ronaldinho and right now I am not a footballer, I am a farmer[/b]

mamajj17:
But the AUDIENCE no dey too look Tiwa! Abi my people l lie?

realstars:
I can't west my time in Nigerian novice, I rather read it..
Films like the magic box, and chike and the river. :

OBUKOMENA:
Very good points, bro. The urge for sex with her is gradually dying. Because of that, I stay 4-5 wks without nearing her cos it's going to be same style, same frustrating experience, no kissing, etc. Na the build-up of the urge dey make me go near her again. And guess what? I have a high libido. Imagine someone who had had sex only once before marrying at 37. Hmmm?

Ginaz:
That was how one lady in my former hood came to look for me all the way to our new house.

She met my mom and told her to give her my number. I got a call in the evening, I just got back from work so stressed and tired. What I heard was “I want you to be in my bridal train”, I went all the way to look for you o, please you will join my train”.

I said no wahala, how much for the cloth and sewing all together. She said 13k . I told her flatly I couldn’t!!!

I was flat broke, I got a job I need to run with money . I no Dey do eye services for this life I come . Imagine after paying 13k, I will do hair, do makeup, buy bag and shoe to match up with the cloth. Which would run to 30k at the lowest.

I told her I could not , she begged and begged and later said I should bring in 10k. But I knew 10k isn’t the problem. Won’t I do hair and other things? Waste of my money at that hard time .

My mom said I should just try cos the lady came to look for me. Lol . I tell my mama say chin chin I don’t have to spend . Don’t make promises you can’t keep.

She even went to print my name among the bridal girls on the card program.

Folabifreeman:
Still don't understand how people get Entertained with this Show

babyvoice1990:
Oyo State Government on Sunday evening said the ban on the state chapter of the National Union of Road Transport Workers is still effective

The government spoke against the backdrop of alleged invasion of the state Secretariat of the NURTW at Agbowo area in Ibadan, along Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

They however urge the union members not to dare the police and other security agencies in their effort to restore peace and sanity in the state

Reacting to a question on the invasion of the union’s Secretariat and forceful takeover of motor parks by some faction, the Chief Press Secretary to the governor, Mr. Taiwo Adisa said, “the union activities remain banned.”

Adisa who spoke to reporters at the Iyaganku Secretariat of the Nigeria Union of Journalists said, “yes, we got the information of the invasion of NURTW office by a faction.

“The police had assured the state government of adequate provision of protection to the lives and property of our people.

“When government placed ban on NURTW, it remains in force and they should not take government for granted.

“The police are on ground and whoever breaches law will face the wrath of the law,” he added.

Makinde had in June proscribed NURTW in the state

Speaking on the achievemets of Governor Makinde in 100 daya Adisa said the government has set an unprecedented record in the history of the state and would ensure people of the state have a better taste of government .

Adisa said in couple of weeks the government will flagged of the revoked ibadan -Iseyin road and other projects across the state.

Source: https://oyoaffairs.net/nurtw-activities-still-remain-banned-in-oyo-makinde/

ezenwajosh:
We 5%ers voted in the worse does it mean YOLOBA ARE NOW COMPLAINING?

IceColdVeins:
Dear NLDs,

I have had sexual encounters with about 20 different ladies since I squarmed as a sperm till this moment that I type... but I have only made about half of them to reach the peak of pleasure while others never did no matter how hard I tried..My rod size and shape exhibit brilliance and I can last within 15mins-1 hr of intercouse in a round depending on my stress level at that moment.
Its not like I owe any lady orgasm but I'm a bit worried cos my current gf cannot reach orgasm irregardless of how deep and long the pre-intimacy/penetration is (she never did with any other person based on her claims though), I have pounded every cell in her honeypot but all to no avails. This always gets me bamboozled as I cannot even imagine how it feels to have intercouse and never ease off at the peak of it, please I need insights to this. She always assures me that she gets satisfied afterwards whenever we discuss it and always tells me no to worry that I should just do my thing as the problem is with her and not me...but at some point, the whole ecstacy thingy just feels like a one-sided shii. Y'all dig?

To the men: Has anyone had this problem with his partner(s)? kindly give insights.

To the ladies: Y'all know yourselves better....please whats the way around this?

Regards to all.

Omar09:
Why? Because her pvssy na correct gold bah? You be simp oh. Change.

deewhydoski:
A lady called me yesterday evening and said
The lady : You are surprise I call you right?
My reply : Surprise about your call?, this girl u too dey feel yourself o, Will u call buy me Benz or pay my bills. The babe just keep mute
Pls nairalanders, Is my reply to her question too harsh?

odave:
Well, they say na respect if they call you monkey.

Well many of us wouldn't care though. Make I dey collect £259k weekly if you like call me Satan I will still play, score and even injure my teamates. I'm sure no one would pass the ball to me again but By the time I manage get ball Na to run into my own net and score hatrick own goal as departing bonus for them. Just 1 year of play should be OK for me

newsynews:
Rapper Ikechukwu has accused operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, of beating and robbing him of his money.

According to the rapper, some SARS operatives fully armed with AK 47 riffles arrested him few minutes away from his house and whisked him away to Lagos Island.

Five months ago, Ikechukwu was on social media bragging about what he will do to SARS if he ever gets confronted by them. (Read here https://www.nairaland.com/5130834/ikechukwu-threatens-shoot-sars-officer)

He wrote:



Well, read what Ikechukwu wrote below to see what happened when he finally had a confrontation with SARS operatives in Lagos.

See screenshot below

https://wotzup.ng/what-ikechukwu-said-he-will-do-to-sars-vs-what-happened-when-they-met/

Foxflames:
Probably assassinated by a slow poison

Futurephilip:
Folarin Fálànà, the Nigerian rapper who is popularly known as Falz, has called on Nigerians to stop further attacks of South African business located in Nigeria.

Source:
https://myinkpower.com.ng/2019/09/04/xenophobia-falz-condemns-attacks-on-mtn-shoprite-others-by-nigerians/

Bucajunior:
Two days after taking german juice i bleep for almost 1hr without releasing i was sweating like someone working in a bakery.she was begging me to cum as if i was punishing her intentionaly.

Hypnotism:
Someone should tell that Igbo lunatic that South Africans have moves from burning shops to burning Nigerian. If Buhari is not such a lunatic like PDP as been reiterating I wonder why he choose to continue having this puccie as foreign affair minister.

stephenduru:
From the little I could understand from the story shared in Hausa by Shafiu,a 2months plus 2weeks baby was killed in Jalingo by an unknown person.The mother woke up in the night and saw the baby day.From the photo,it appears that the assailant killed the baby by slitting the throat.Policemen are already investigating the incident.

Anybody who understands Hausa should please explain more with the help of the screenshot.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/09/unknown-assailant-kills-baby-in-jalingo.html?m=1

hisexcellency34:
Let's teach them some lessons here too. Nobody has monopoly of violence!!!!! Mad pipu

Tobimillar1:
Nigerians in south africa are funny . I was watching a video where some of them were threatening the south africans . I just dey imagine if some boys from mali or Congo living in port Harcourt or warri or even onitcha start threatening the indigenes . why is it hard for nigerians to behave themselves when they travel abroad . if we no do drugs , na scam. Kilode! We cant even retaliate here because south africans no too dey travel commot for their countries like nigerians . this is not ina anyway exonorating the barbaric south africans but it won't be this bad if nigerians behave themselves .

Tina26:
i once saw a vid the gal was receiving anointing but said she was on okada

yinkus6750:
Hmmmmmm
Then police have a lot to do.
Am yet to understand the law heshe infringed upon.
Why wasn't Denrele arrested in his hey days, among several other people of his likes.
Also, other gays that are well known, move freely.

luli4life:
My friend ,my prepaid meter was installed since 15th of August ( ikeja electric/CONLOG METER SOLUTION) thanks for your concern .

isahrabson:
El-Rufai has been reduced from dwarf to leper; abandoned by Buhari – Senator Sani fire back at elrufai.


Immediate past senator representing Kaduna Central, Shehu Sani, has described the governor of Kaduna State, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai as a leper, who has been abandoned by friends.

Senator Sani said the governor’s height has been reduced from “dwarf” to a leper and has also been abandoned by President Muhammad Buhari and his men.

The former lawmaker was apparently reacting to a comment credited to governor El-Rufai on Thursday, where he averred that Senator Sani had been reduced to a mere “blogger” since his defeat by his opponent in the last general elections.

in a report, quoted El-Rufai as saying, “We have kicked out Shehu Sani, who has now become a blogger and Uthman Hunkuyi who has now relocated to China with his family for not giving the people of Kaduna State the opportunity of getting the loan that will help in improving the lots of Kaduna people.”

But Sani, in a statement Thursday evening, lambasted the governor, saying he was focusing on his presidential ambition while kidnappers had taken over his state.

He said, “I’m pleased to have reduced the height of El-Rufai from a dwarf to a leper who was rejected by the Governors forum.

“Mr El-Rufai, I’m not responsible for removing your name from the entourage of those who traveled to Japan with Mr President after wasting your three days in Abuja. Eat Yahuza Suya, since you missed the Sushi.

“El-Rufai is more focused on his presidential ambition, while his state is under the siege of Kidnappers”.

The former lawmaker advised governor El-Rufai to face the President’s men who threw away his list of ministers and also threw out his luggage from Japan trip.

“He is still obsessed with the World Bank Loans and using it as an excuse to justify his incompetence, while his counterparts in other states are busy commissioning and executing projects.

“[b]Since you are still angry for not getting the loan, i can help you with some high heels shoes to increase your height,” [/b]said Sani in the statement.

https://dailypost.ng/2019/08/29/el-rufai-reduced-dwarf-leper-abandoned-buhari-senator-sani-fires-back-kaduna-gov/amp/