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I Dey on one older woman matter like this, she been getting on with my scope, pretty woman oo. She’s divorce , so no marriage wahala

yeah I remember that match, we lost 4-0. I hope u still dey with that ur bf sha? Or na long story�

Petyprincess:
Mind your business!! My life my choice!

haha, OK na. I'm sure those ladies said that then too. we dey here wen you go bring matter come FP.
Madam Polish , we no ask u den , na u bring d matter come NL say mk we hear, so minding our business isn't a say here. We go still try to mind our business sha.

Petyprincess:
Sorry to disappoint you polish guys ain't like that?thats why i recommend knowing at least a year b4 visiting your foreign boyfriend which i did b4 we met so mind the business that pays you!!

u said Polish aren't like that. lol, dey der dey deceive ursef. my sister mk ur egungun look well before enter express o

[quote author=Kingsteve post=86883861]Petyprincess
Food don done.
A good read...you need it! [/quote
I remb that girl will Polish bf fantasy story some months ago. lol, Polish for that matter. they are confirm racists. we will read her own story too.

But sanwolu don't guff when he dismantled Fela's Statue at Allen Roundabout, Ikeja right?

NwaAmaikpe:




This is a confirmation of Agaracha's law of definite return....which states that after gallivanting the neighborhood, las las, the chicken will come home to roost.

It has dawned on diokpa that he wifed an overrated youthful kpekus whose mileage was almost worse than that of a 3rd generation owned, Nigerian-used timber carrying Datsun truck.

Lol, I no fil laff jo

I don laff tire

RedCreme21:
It doesnt mean history would repeat itself. The issue might be personal for her (i was raise by my mum alone. Although she's a widow, i hate talking about my past, too many bitter memories). Might be the same with her. Or its as she said. If she's a good girl, dont hesitate to marry her. All that 'children raised by single parents are bad' rubbish aint true. Infact we grow up with more determination not to make the same mistakes as our parents. Thats why we excel

From that your last statement, let me help you to finish the line... Here by making another mistake parent didn't make!
Bitter but truth.... Let the girl tell him what really went wrong , it doesn't count . I'm sure no matter the reason(s) is/are , I'm sure it won't stop him from loving and marrying if actually he want to.

She is really a strong woman, she overcame a lots.. unlike some egoistic self claimed psuedo 9ja feminists we have , after causing trouble for their ex husbands ,they run to social media shouting how they are strong enough to divorce their husbands. calling their husband weak, 40secs man and co. That's their own way to be a strong woman.

PoliticalWitch:
Sinama-Ponglie and Le Tallec were both unfortunate to be young and upcoming strikers during the Henry era.

Until Henry retired, it was very difficult for any upcoming French striker to break into the first team.

Le Tallec went to Liverpool, didn't make it. Last I heard he was playing for Valenciennes in Ligue 1 (5 years ago)

Sinama-Ponglie spent several years with Celta Vigo in Spain.

Sinama-Pongolle played for Liverpool. infact he spent years in Liverpool and he was part of the champions league winning squad in 2005

Luis Garcia(Liverpool) ghost goal at Stamford Bridge against Jose Mourinho spirited Chelsea team in the Champions league in 2004/2005 semi final 2nd leg
After 0-0 draw at Anfield, 2nd leg at Bridge was a tense match . Luis Garcia beat Terry to nick the ball pass Cech in 5mins into to match, Gallas was on time to clear the ball even before getting pass goal-line. The blind ref awarded a goal despite re-play show the ball hasn't pass the goal-line. Liverpool progress to the final in Instabul with 1-0 aggregate, and infact still went on to win the Final against star-studded Ac Milan team via penalty shoot-out. I cursed d ref for over 1 month bck den

Anskid:
Lol sorry bro. You were on the receiving end of The Miracle Of Istanbul. Liverpool are truly the mentality giants, Kings of Never say never. They were destined to win it.

You're the first AC Milan fan I've met in Nigeria tho

lol, Ac Milan fans plenty for 9ja...

CyberWolf:
Reason why I get uncomfortable whenever a guy I don’t know before or even my normal guys starts being too nice to me

He was damn too nice when we met and the day I went to his place, thought because he his a pastor and Union president so such is expected from him, not knowing he had another motive. I changed it for him sha oo

Horrible experience
My first yr during poly days at Fedpoly ado 2010, during registration I met this HND 2 student called pastor Chris (Abuja hall chairman and Computer science student Union president) also he was a pastor in one of the students fellowship Church on campus. So that faithful day I met him when going to the SOT(Fedpoly students here will understand the word SOT) registrar office to sign , so I met him along the way. He was like, oh fine boy you look so tired ,what's up? you are a new student right? I was just nodding my head like agama lizard. so we exchanged digit after introducing himself to be so so so, so I think highly of him. So the following Friday night,he called during extra cool , so I pick up . after exchanging greetings and asking about my registration progress, so he came up with asking me about my GF if possibly I have one, so I told him no. He said good , so he invited me to his place to watch the EPL , since all Hall chairmen do have special and convinient room of their own so I agreed to come because it will be more convinient for me watching at his place than watching in the rowdy common room. So Saturday noon came fast , I got to his place, so I watched all matches available and he cooked for me and I ate. I was like truly this brother is a man of God. So I was there all through because I also watch Real Madrid match also around 8pm ,even though he was him that persuaded me to wait and watch. So after match he said I should wait and sleep over since it's late already from Abuja hostel to Lagos male hostel, so I agreed. So I UnCloth, remaining my boxers on me and I slept. Suddenly I woke up around after 12am when I felt someone touching me sexily , infact my d*ck already out of my boxers,WTF. I shouted blood of Jesus and screamed so loud. I pushed him away and immediately I realised that this niggar is a Gay. I shouted at him to open the door that I need to go, he started pleading with me to allow him suck my d*ck ,OMG. I was banging the door so loud and I called my coursemate staying at Abuja hostel that I'm coming to his place that night. So he pleaded that I shouldn't tell anyone, so I agree with me in as much he will let me go that particular moment. So he opened the and I flew. When ever we see at the Faculty after then I do give him worst attitude ,that even people started asking me why I do give me attitudes like that. So I told my department president and a friend. Till we both left Federal Poly Ado, he never cross my lane. God punish you wherever you are Pastor (fake) Chris of Computer science Fedpoly Ado 2009/2010set.

Fountainofyouth:
It is always beauty first for men, not character, at least get to know her more and see if she is worth it.

Not all men I guess, cuz as for me I prefer to go for shape at d first place, especially women with figure 8 and big bum bum( but no b say d woman go ugly fully o). then later her attitudes n behavior will justify if she's staying or outta. I no too foo for these 'i want to date a fine gal by fire by force'

Tajbol4splend:
I was in my early 20, we met on FB, she was using a pretty lady dp, we exchanged numbers and I called her, we agreed to meet but my worry was that she was reluctant to meet, I actually thought it was because she's pretty, you know the ego of young fine babe, eventually she agreed to meet with me, I was excited, me sef I be hot cake but I dey imagine a sweet potato relationship, but she turned out to be another thing, I think she has bow leg, I just take style discharge her, I ask her mum, dad and everyone at home, person wey I no even know before, abi wetin say make I do, I saw the look in her eyes, she saw the look in my eyes and she could tell I was dissapointed but I was only absorbing the disappointment like a man, I just took a bike and bade a goodbye.

Man dogde the bullet

Mine was during my uni days, final year. Meet this lady, she dey 200lvl so we get along . One friday night like this she come sleep ova, actually I wasn't happy that night but we don agree say she go come sleep ova, so she came. So as per d first night together, and been conscious I decided not to touch her. but she just dey drag me on top bed for midnight, so we cun do d thing. after that , I couldn't sleep cuz I stil no dey happy(I lost 5k I bet on 10odd for Friday matches, so my mood changed as I checked LiveScore around 10pm). So around 6am , she tell me say she wan use toilet and ask if water dey available , I told her Yes, so she go toilet and came back. She go back her hostel around 9am , so me go play ball , as I reach hostel back say mk I go bathroom take shower, chai... na so I see shit for WC , she no flush d WC and plenty water dey o. she no even cover d WC, everywhere cun dey smell for shit. Damn, I was fuckin irritated, na so I flush and wash d WC. I put a call across to her asking y she no flush , she tell me say she forget, that word forget sef vex me more. I tell her no prob, immediately na so I block n delete her number. Such a dirty girl, i said to myself

MrNipplesLover:
so far flood no enter the hotel wey I want go fvck this night , others can rot in flood .

man gats to burst some heavy nuts tonight.




U voted for change, now you have the change.

Bad man...haha
I dey one hotel jejely like this as I no fil enter my street as d rain don cuz trouble.

PabloAndreas:
While i can't vouch for the authenticity of this horseshit of a story...i'd still say u shagg dat nigga n cut him loose..trust me its a win win

By the way,if that's really u on ur profile, i'd surely be hurt if u cut me off...just saying (winks)

u r part of d reasons some Nigeria girls think high of themselves with that your last statement

The match was against Elbar , they conceded 2 goals and went on to win 3.2The match was against Elbar , they conceded 2 goals and went on to win 3.2The match was against Elbar , they conceded 2 goals and went on to win 3.2

I made my firsy 1m at 26 , thou tru G level. To b candid its nt easy to chop 1m as a normal G boy witout plus... bt that now past tense,man don port enta legit pkg..now working with attractive salary with a business of mine wch i strtd with d G money. Anyone who quote me,i go swear 4 am cuz 65% youth 4 naija are once or presently G boy.

lol

[quote author=Olukat post=70858826]He delayed the opportunity for him Adebayor dey Tirkish league..

Modarun:
i run a record store, i collect these recordz, please if you any of these intact, i would love tobpay for them.

My late dad left his for me,those plate n the engine too..but i stay in akure.wanna sell ,ow can we connect

i no fit laff ooo.. Seriously i was abt starting d stuff today(i n my 2nd g.f)

never date only 1 gf/bf Dnt give a damn abt d love,do wateva u feel