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HealthFG Unveils Cohort 2 Of National Health Fellows To Strengthen Grassroots Healthca by ElBenny(op): 12:16am On Jan 20
Nigeria Releases List of 774 National Health Fellows for Cohort 2

Abuja, January 18, 2026 — Nigeria has officially announced the release of the list of 774 National Health Fellows selected for Cohort 2 of the National Health Fellows (NHF) Programme, marking a major milestone in the country’s ongoing efforts to strengthen its health system through youth leadership and grassroots engagement.

The list of successful candidates, representing all 36 states, the FCT, and each of Nigeria’s 774 Local Government Areas, will be published from midnight on January 18, 2026, across the programme’s official social media platforms and in The Nation Newspaper, with nationwide circulation.

The National Health Fellows Programme brings together a new generation of young professionals prepared to learn, serve, and contribute meaningfully to improving Nigeria’s health system. Each Fellow was selected from their local government area of origin, reflecting a deliberate strategy to identify, develop, and return community-rooted talents to strengthen health outcomes where they matter most—at the grassroots.

Speaking on the significance of the release, the Coordinating Minister of Health and Social Welfare, Professor Muhammad Ali Pate, described the programme as a bold investment in Nigeria’s future health leadership.

According to him, the Fellowship is founded on the belief that leadership potential exists across Nigeria’s health system, even in areas where opportunity has historically been limited. By embedding Fellows within real health system environments at the federal, state, and local levels, the programme seeks to unlock this potential through structured learning, service, and accountability.

Professor Pate emphasized that selection into the Fellowship is not merely an accolade but a responsibility, noting that Fellows are expected to engage directly with health system challenges, support service delivery, strengthen coordination, and improve processes while learning under supervision.

“The nationwide distribution of one Fellow per Local Government Area reflects a clear reform philosophy—that excellence is not confined to a few centres, but equitably distributed across the country,” he said. “Sustainable reform is strongest when it is rooted in local ownership.”

He added that by investing in individuals who belong to the communities they serve, the programme strengthens trust, cultural understanding, and continuity, ensuring that health system transformation is durable and community-driven.

As the Fellows prepare to assume their responsibilities, they do so with the understanding that public trust must be earned through humility, service, and results.

On behalf of the leadership of the health sector and the implementing teams nationwide, Professor Pate congratulated all Cohort 2 Fellows, as well as their families and communities, describing them as “Stars. Everywhere.”

The National Health Fellows Programme is implemented by the Government of Nigeria through the Nigeria Health Sector Renewal Investment Initiative (SWAp) Coordination Office under the Federal Ministry of Health and Social Welfare, and is a key pillar of ongoing health sector reforms aimed at building a resilient, people-centred health system.

PoliticsRe: Rivers: Tinubu declares State of Emergency, suspends Fubara, Assembly for 6 mont by ElBenny(m): 8:24am On Mar 19, 2025
Maxymilliano:
All elected officials,and not just the governor and deputy has been suspended for a period of 6 months
What about the commissioners?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: United Bank For Africa (UBA) Graduate Programme (GMAP) 2024 (any Discipline) by ElBenny(m): 7:39pm On Aug 16, 2024
Blo22:
Good day everyone, for those who have progressed in the UBA recruitment exercise, please, was a form sent to you to fill and what's the form for?
This was the mail I got "Dear Benaiah,



Trust this email finds you well.



As you continue in the UBA GMAP recruitment process, you are required to complete the form in the link below and revert before close of business on Monday, August 19, 2024, to enable us progress to the next stage.



UBA GMAP 2024 - INFORMATION UPDATE



Kindly ensure that all information provided is accurate, as any inaccuracy will result in automatic disqualification.



Regards"

Please what's it all about
EducationPriscilla Paul-Worika Beats UNIPORT Pharmacy Record, Sets New One, Gets 8 Awards by ElBenny(op): 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2024
With a CGPA of 4.78/5.00, a 23 year old Nigerian lady (an indigene of Ogu/Bolo Local Government Area, a proud member of the Paul-Worika Family and the Worika Group of Houses), Pharm. Priscilla Paul-Worika was inducted into the Pharmacy Council of Nigeria (PCN) as the overall best graduating student, Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences UNIPORT.

Priscilla's outstanding academic performance, attaining a remarkable CGPA of 4.78, is a testament to her dedication, hard work, and the excellent educational foundation provided by her community. It's noteworthy to mention that her CGPA is record-breaking, surpassing the previous record of 4.51.

The induction/oath-taking ceremony into the Pharmacy Council of Nigeria took place on Friday, 19th April, 10 am, at Ebitimi Banigo Hall, University of Port Harcourt, Abuja Park.

Her achievements and awards on that day;

Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences Award and Cash Gift as the Overall Best Graduating Student ✅

Best Graduating Student Award, Department of Pharmaceutical and Medicinal Chemistry ✅

Best Graduating Student Award, Department of Pharmacognosy and Phytotherapy ✅

Pharmacy Council of Nigeria Award for the Best Graduating Pharmacy Student ✅

Pharmaceutical Society of Nigeria (PSN) Chairman's Prize for Overall Best Graduating Student ✅

Professor Kio Anthony Abo's Award for the Unsung Scholar ✅

Professor Vincent Idemyor Cash Gift, Overall Best Graduating Student ✅

Association of Lady Pharmacists Decoration and Cash Awards, for Overall Best Graduating Student ✅

RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Why She Acted That Way by ElBenny(op): 11:28am On Dec 30, 2023
madscientist88:
babe was trying to see if you fell in love(grown affection for her) with her or you were just still lusting after her,i guess she got her response or probably her period started in the shower and ruined her plans.these two things i mentioned,but man you had to travel to smash this girl?she must be good.she sha control you out of your hiding with her warmhole ,so its a kinda simping tho.
Travel to smash? Lol no. I was already going to be in PH that weekend, hence the linkup
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Why She Acted That Way by ElBenny(op): 9:31am On Dec 30, 2023
TheDarkporeShow:
Dude, you probably said something between the meal and the hotelroom.

I'm certain if you had asked her to be your girlfriend the night before , things might have gone differently.


Anyways, I must commend her. Seems like she must have watched this video on how to handle unclear commitment, the money obstacles and dead-end love interests.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2ulJMb_pk

The girl must have wanted a relationship and somewhere in your conversation, she quickly realised that she was nothing more than a bootycall, so she logged off. Ask yourself OP, what is so special about you, that a girl would sleep with you for free, without a relationship.
I said nothing wrong at all. We laughed, gisted and even danced together somewhere along. But she mentioned something like body pains due to post ovulation something something. I'm not sure
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Why She Acted That Way by ElBenny(op): 9:29am On Dec 30, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
Serves both of you very well.
You don't want a relationship but you can have sex with her.
And the girl is even more stupid,daft and shameless for spreading her useless legs for a man who doesn't want her romantically.
A goat has more sense than the girl.
Well if not that she's a slut,no sensible girl would have sex with a man who doesn't want her except for sex.
And you Op,do you know whether she's on a mission to deposit something negative in your life?
If not,how would you explain her sudden acting up?
Though there may be other reasons for it.
ADVICE.
Don't sleep with any girl you don't want romantically, except she is a runs girl.
Some girls can be dangerous psychopaths and will kill any man they feel spurned them.They abound here,not only in the West.
2. Try to get romantically involved and have sex only with the one you truly love.
3.Dont sleep around like a dog in heat.It never ends well.What you just experienced is just the beginning of what lies beneath.
If you are sensible and wise and willing to learn, take my advice, and you will never encounter girl problems in your life.
Good luck.
Though harsh, but I learnt a lotta lessons here. Thanks gee
RomanceI Don't Understand Why She Acted That Way by ElBenny(op): 7:58am On Dec 30, 2023
While I was was still working as an intern at an engineering firm back in 2021, some year 3 students came for their IT. One of the females was assigned under me, and we worked closely. We became very close and subsequently became intimate. She wanted a relationship, but I objected, giving her reasons.

We had sex a couple of times. Four times at my place (she slept over), once in a hotel, twice in my family house.

After my internship, our contact became minimal due to distance, but we talked occasionally. Trust me, there were no issues.

So last month we were talking and she was reminding me about the times we were still close, the intimacy we had and all of that. She proposed we had a sleep over cos she missed me on her and all of those talks..
She actually started doing naughty talks with me and was looking forward to our "one more night."
I obliged and we planned a weekend. I came back to PH. We met and after exchanging beautiful pleasantries, we headed straight to the hotel (it was not our first time using a hotel room to knack).

I paid for a room, 8k. We checked in, she said she was kinda hungry and needed to it.

We got out to chicken republic close by and purchased food for both of us, with drinks.

We got back to the room. We both ate. She went to have a shower, came back and wore a seductive night wear. I went to the shower too, joined her in bed.

Immediately, she became something else. Told me she wanted to sleep because she was tired.

I thought it was a joke. I let her rest for a while, but this babe went fully asleep.

I woke her up and kinda initiated some moves, she legit resisted me. Didn't allow me to touch her. I was frustrated but kept myself under control.

She didn't let me kiss her, touch her or even talked to her. In fact she asked me not to disturb her.

I just gave up, slept and decided not to bother her.

At dawn, 6am, I stood up, she was pressing her phone. I headed straight to the shower, took my bath, dressed up to I leave.

She greeted me and we acted like nothing had happened the previous night. She asked if I was going why I didn't talk to her.

She got dressed too and we left and I didn't mention a word.

Till date, I still can't understand why she did that. After all the prior talked and expectations, and after the money I spent.

My ego was bruised.

Did I simp in anyway?
I can't understand why she acted that way.
What did I do wrong?

Any explanation? So as to avoid such scenario in the future.

This is the first time I'm experiencing such a disappointment
Romance3 Critical Requirements To Check In Her As A Starter Male Before You Marry Her. by ElBenny(op): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2023
Dear gents, confirmed and unconfirmed studies have shown that overlooking any of the following requirements portend serious risks that may seem like she never merited any of the requirements.

Before we delve in, it is also expedient to state that these requirements are written for a starter male in his prime. For established men who want to take more wives, your article is underway.
👇👇👇


1. Strong Father Figure: This is the pillar of any stable marriageable vvman. With a strong male presence in her formative years, submitting to masculine energy and instructions is not new.

Vvmen (including virgins) who lack reasonable & firm male participation in her upbringing are often found to be oblivious of a man's pattern of thinking and discipline. In most cases, they struggle with their partner and even fall off potentially good/beneficial relationships.

Her dad may be late but there should be an uncle, big brother, big cousin, pastor, etc. that she fears, obeys and wouldn't want to be reported to. Otherwise, she will struggle with obeying you like a good wife should do a husband in all cases.

2. Her Age: Age matters for myriad of reasons but I'll mention a few. Typically, a vvman's biological prime is from age 18-28. In these years, if there are no crucial health anomalies, getting pregnant won't need any special prayers. There are more cases of barreness with 30+ vvmen compared to the younger ones.

More so, every man prefers a teachable vvman. It is commonplace to achieve this teachability with younger vvmen who are more naive than those who have accrued masculine traits in a bid to hustle through life.

Lastly, younger vvmen are s3xyally more appealing than older ones. A worldwide survey showed that 64% of men prefer 18-24 year olds than the older ones. The numbers dropped below 1% at age 30 and above.

Overall, younger females stand a higher chance to chastity and femininity than the older ones.

3. Body Count (BC): CDC (1995) conducted a worldwide survey on the impact of female premarital body count on the disruption of marriage unions and found that 80% of those with 5 (and above) BCs are likely to leave their marriages within the first 2 years of marriage.

Read that again!

With high body counts, a vvman is likely to loose her pair-bonding ability,
CrimeHow I Caught An 18year Old In A Strip Club by ElBenny(op): 6:46am On Dec 22, 2023
6:09am this morning, the parents of this dude whose 18th birthday was yesterday, called me to make a complaint.

The lad left home since 5:30pm yesterday and hadn't returned home. All efforts to reach him through yesterday and the night proved abortive.

They called to see if I could assist with the search (being his one time WAEC lesson private tutor 3 years ago)

After I got off the call, I headed to his WhatsApp DM to know the matters arising.

“Let me check his WhatsApp status first,” I said to myself.

Omor wetin I see with my eyes, na wetin I never experience for my own life.

This dude posted several WhatsApp stories between 12 midnight and 4am, meaning he was safe.

Man was basking in the euphoria of "skimpy things" in what seem to be like a club.

Few semi naked “heavy duties” hear and there grinding the sh*t out of his new adult life as if to say, “Welcome to adulthood, my King.”

Ordinary cups before him appearing sinful by the indwelling of all kinds of liquor.

Man was soaring on cloud 9, so high he probably couldn't walk on a straight line.

With urgency, I stopped viewing the never ending statuses so I won't lose my salvation.

Looked around to see if I could get an eye drop to cleanse my eyes, specifically the one called "God Abegxycylline.”

I picked up my phone, dialed the dad's number, he picked and I went thus;

“Sir, from my end, I'm making conscious efforts to verify about his whereabouts. I believe he's in safe HANDS, wherever he is. I have this conviction that he's doing fine and will be back home in no time. Please don't let your wife panic. If he survived last night, he won't be scared of anything again.”

“Thank you Ben for the reassuring words,” he said.

When the call ended, I sent this lost-but-found mofo an SMS,

“Barry, I'd like to carry out some tests on you free of charge, HIV, Hepatitis B & C and Syphilis.”

The werey get mind reply, “Okay sir. We'll see by weekend.”

SportsRe: WWE Legend Bray Wyatt Dies Aged 36 As Triple H Leads Tribute To Pioneer by ElBenny(m): 1:54pm On Aug 25, 2023
Gamezi:
Wyatt family gone.. first is luke harper now brynwatt 😞
Eric ROWAN is next
RomanceDon't Take Your Girlfriend Serious If She Does These Things by ElBenny(op): 2:07pm On Aug 22, 2023
If your girl:-

1. Posts pictures of herself baring her cleavage

2. Post pictures of herself with her tongue out

3. Does twerking videos for everyone to see

4. Posts screenshots of guys toasting her in a bid to mock them

5. Has a huge online following simply because of her raunchiness

6. Dyed her hair gold/yellow/red/blue or some weird bright colour

7. Loves the owambe life a little too much

Just focus on yourself bro.
RomanceRe: Pastor's Daughter Marries Second Husband by ElBenny(op): 10:19am On Aug 15, 2023
Hardy123:
Why the emphasis on her being a pastors daughter?
Because she's actually a pastor's daughter
RomancePastor's Daughter Marries Second Husband by ElBenny(op): 10:01am On Aug 15, 2023
Dion Osagie is a Nigerian-American. He got married to a pastor's daughter called Winifred Asabor.

Dion rented an apartment for his wife's mother, bought his wife a luxurious car and put her on a monthly salary.

Dion got a two year visa for her in Canada and things were going fine. After his wife had fully settled in Canada, she dumped the guy and got married to another man.

Winifred is married to the guy while still being married traditionally to Dion. She had even given birth for her second husband.

The moral of this story is that our brothers living in the diaspora shouldn't think of going home to wife any woman. It is a risky venture to embark on.

Winifred and her second husband.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Venita Accuses Pere Of Peeping And Standing Behind Ladies In The Shower by ElBenny(m): 5:50pm On Aug 11, 2023
We sincerely apologize to the general public for this very act of nuisance. Pere is one of our psychiatric patients who escaped last night.

We urge the public to go about your various business as everything is under control.

Thanks for your understanding
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Will Never Fall In Love Again After My Girlfriend Did This by ElBenny(op): 8:36am On Aug 10, 2023
I took my girlfriend to KFC for lunch. I was working when she called that she was hungry. As loving as I could be, I drove to her office, picked her up and took her out for lunch.

I was at the counter placing the order when I saw a guy seated in front of my girlfriend, talking to her. I thought he was just asking a question but then the conversation got longer.

I saw my girlfriend pointing at me and the guy turned to look at me. He smiled and my girl also smiled. From there, I was at ease. When I finished placing the order and was going back, I saw the guy leaving my seat. He placed a complementary card on the table and left.

When I got there, I saw the card. My girl was laughing. She said, "Some guys can be very bold ooo. I was telling him I came here with my boyfriend but he didn't care. He even left a card. Who's going to call him?"

I looked at the card. It didn't state any position or workplace apart from a name and a contact and a quote behind that said, "Champions keep playing until they get it right."

I told her, "That's what they do. They go around calling anything in a skirt. They won't find a better job to do with their time."

My girlfriend took the card and also looked at it. She gave the card back to me and said, "You have a friend now. Keep it and call him when you're bored." I don't know why but I kept the card in my wallet. I still have it today.

A couple of months later, some things didn't make sense to me. My girl changed. She won't call and won't visit. Whatever I said got her angry. We were fighting over just anything at all, even statements I made as a joke. I couldn't help it so I told her, "If you think you're tired of the relationship, better say it and..."

"I'm tired!” She screamed. “I’m tired of your incessant complaints and insecurity. You drain my energy yet I don't see the head and tail of this relationship. I need a break!"

She got the break and later called for a breakup. Her reason was this, "I need space to think over my life and where I want to take it to."

Our two years relationship went down the drain without any tangible reason. I went to her place to collect my portable speaker only to see her locking her door. There was a Honda C-RV parked in front of the house. She told me she was going somewhere and would talk to me later. She got into the car and I watched who she was with. Just guess…

The guy she met at KFC.

I was shocked. I was like, "How did it happen? She didn't even take the card so how was she able to..." I took my wallet and checked the card. It was still inside my wallet. "So how did she get the number to call him?

While I was there asking myself questions, their car was also moving away.

When a woman wants something, she'll get it. How she gets it is only a matter between her and the God she worships. The guy drives Honda C-RV while I use my Kia Morning for Uber. here are levels to this game but I wasn’t angry. A man can’t keep what doesn’t want to be kept. Obviously, she gave the guy a chance because she saw a better opportunity there than here.

I’m roaming around town doing my Uber business. Some day I might be rich. Or I might not be rich but no matter who I turn out in life, there would be someone for me. Love can be found at every level in life. You just have to be alive.
Business7 Golden Rules Of The Broke Life. by ElBenny(op): 8:23pm On Aug 04, 2023
7 GOLDEN RULES OF THE BROKE LIFE.

#1. If you must be broke, make sure you do not have broke friends.

#2. Always take turns to be broke. As friends, all of you must not be broke at the same time.

#3. Never be broke during the holidays or festive season. It is a natural disaster.

#4. Never you pursue women when you're broke unless the women you're pursuing will unbroke you.

#5. If you must be broke, make sure you're alone in this life. Don't be tempted to marry. Let the thunder that will fire you have focus.

#6. If you're broke, stop packaging like you're rich. You're confusing your destiny helpers.

#7. If you're broke, be very humble. You do not know the ₦100 that will save your life.

HealthHow My Good Deeds Got Rewarded Almost 2 Years Later by ElBenny(op): 11:41am On Jul 03, 2023
Friday, 30th June
Road 24, Agip Estate.

I stepped out of the house to pay my utility bill while the sky was ablaze with the fire of the setting sun.

I was walking smartly along Road 24 and before I crossed to the other side of the road where I'd carry out the transaction, I heard two voices calling me and trying to buy my attention.

I looked back to find 3 roughnecked guys seated outside a bar with a table of drinks before them, puffing smoke into the air and obviously having a good time.

Because I was unsure about their intentions having scrutinised their outlook, I hesitantly gestured to them that I was coming to meet them soon.

I took my time to pay the bill and when I was done, crossed over to the road to see the “akpa men” or rather, the “ss3 boys” who sent for me.

After some handshakes with them which I dished out fearlessly one after the other, one of them asked, “You remember us?”

“No, I no sure say I remember this face.” I replied with sheer tenacity. Cos me no dey too deal with these men. So yes, I no sabi them. However, they all appeared different from how I judged them from afar, they all had very gentle smiles.

“But you been work for BMH abi?” the second guy whose eyes were bathed in pink asked.

“Yes, I been work there 2021,” I said with budding enthusiasm.

“I talk am. Na you na. Shebi na that BMH wey dey old GRA?” he further asked.

“Exactly, na him.” I replied like a cuffed criminal in an interrogation room.

“Na you been save our brother life one night wey we bring am come,” the second guy said assertively, “I recognise this your white hair.”

At that point, my whole life in 2021 flashed briefly before my eyes, trying to search and remember the scenario. I did that for close to two minutes, while they kept asking me to think. But to no avail.

“I no fit really remember baba,” I said like one who had just given up on a quest.

“No worry, na you. You really try that night. God bless you my brother. Just dey save lives dey go. Come join us drink nau.”

“No worry chairman. I really dey in a hurry. Thanks, una too much.”

The first dude legit dipped his hand into his Jean pocket and gave me some money. I was dumbstruck!

How could I accept a token of appreciation when I couldn't remember specifically the reason for the appreciation.
What if it wasn't me?
What if it was someone else they mistook for me?
It wouldn't look so great accepting some one else's reward.

All these flashed through my mind as I accepted the cash and buried it in my shoulder pouch. I left the scene to my house puzzled and confused. I found the cash to be ₦7,000.

Roughly 15 minutes after I arrived home, I was eating boiled corn when like a flood, the memory ravished my brain. It all become clear and started playing out like a Netflix movie on the screen of my mind.

“Eureka!”Like Archimedes shouted, “I found it.”

It all happened on the 29th October 2021, I was on (night) call duty in the Laboratory of Rivers State University Teaching Hospital where I worked as a Medical Laboratory Scientist (graduate intern).

2 men came to the blood bank unit confused and throughly worried. Their “brother” as they called him, had an emergency case and was losing a lot of blood.

They had earlier transfused 2 pints, 1 the night before and 1 that morning. The doctor had requested for another pint that night.

Their brother was blood group O negative and needed exactly another O negative blood donor. There was non available and no donor on ground and time was running out.

I had a talk with one of them and trust me, when a man is afraid, you'll know and can feel it. We gisted and I cracked some jokes which we all laughed to in the midst of the chaos.

I saw and felt the urgency of the situation and the risk involved, so I told the staff I worked with that night, “I'm O negative, I'd like to donate for them.”

The staff didn't question my offer to help because she was also aware of the situation on ground.

She screened me, my blood and as soon as I got a medical “all-clear” and eligibility to donate, a pint of blood was withdrawn from me and handed over to them after every necessary medical documentation.

“Oya make una take go give una brother,” she said. They were both confused and immediately began thanking her while worrying about how to pay later.

“No thank me. Thank this my fellow worker wey dey here,” she said while pointing to me where I was resting.

They thanked me briefly and hurried off. In less than 15 minutes, they were back. They approached me and showered words of gratitude to me and begged that they'll pay me before their brother was discharged.

“Make una no worry. E don tay wey I donate sef. As the blood dey excess, I say make I give una.” I laughed while seeing them off.

What if I hadn't donated?
What if they ran out of time?
What if, what if, what if?
Maybe their brother could've died.

Now I understood why they said I saved their brother's life, indeed!

I smiled softly after I was done in memory lane and felt the urge to go back there to tell them, “I remember una now.”

But it wasn't necessary.

Free 7k or maybe they paid me back 2 years after.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Lady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by ElBenny(op): 9:01am On Jun 28, 2023
marvel2real:
Tracy Titus my former bestiee with benefit lol she don reach nairaland.
You been dey knack her?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Lady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by ElBenny(op): 4:58pm On Jun 27, 2023
bikefab:
For us to ascertain fraud or forgery, she has to post the original picture and let the people compare and contrast. Otherwise, she has no case.
There's the original there too.
Art, Graphics & VideoLady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by ElBenny(op): 9:30am On Jun 27, 2023
There was mild drama and dragging on Facebook as a lady known as Tracy Titus collected the picture of another lady (Eneh Stephanie), then went ahead to edit her face into the picture and posted online to celebrate her birthday.

The lady was called out and dragged, but her audience came to her defense to say she did nothing but appreciate the picture of her fellow lady.

Disclaimer!!!!

I have been out in the field working with no network in a village near Zaranda in Bauchi State for days now. I just got back and charged my phone as I on the phone, it was exploding with alot of notifications.waw babygirl is trending.😂😂😂 Contrary to all what I have seen about me, or what you all think, I did not, I repeat I did not issue any post from my hacked account for a while now. And I never edit my picture like its trending. That account have been hacked for long been trying to recovery it. The user even post pictures mostly from Instagram of me just to keep up with the trend. The bashing, just waw😂😂.Again I didn't issue any post today.clearly dis person wan use me chase clout.You can all do well to report the account involved. Anyways I have said my peace and I have even communicated to the lady involved. With all I have seen and read, at dis point if you don't believe me go to court.
#Love&light
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0h9KLaQaHR646SbCJqL778Th3LvGv5cXWngXm6CjAvgqhZVWrKXu6SkZGfqemzcmvl&id=100086563864414&mibextid=Nif5oz

PoliticsRe: Tribunal: Tinubu, INEC Kick As Peter Obi Tenders Total Pvcs In 32 States by ElBenny(m): 3:12pm On Jun 22, 2023
Unperturbedpota:
Hmmmm, until the court decides let us keep supporting the president, he is trying to fix things so far
Fixing things by increasing his salary while the citizens suffer? Bomb dey una two head
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by ElBenny(m): 8:08pm On Jun 14, 2023
Bawa, EFCC and the baron are not my problems, my problem is When it comes to personal development, around 90% of advice for men is;
-you have to work on yourself to become better.
-make money.
-work on your looks.
-keep fit.
-hustle, no one is coming to save you.

While the advice for women is mostly;
-be yourself.
-love yourself.
-don't settle for less.
-you deserve better.
-you are perfect just the way you are and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-glow baby, glow.

Dear Bobrisky, I'm coming to join you soon.
It's not easy over here 🤧
RomancePregnant Women Weird Cravings; Male Vs Female Perceptions by ElBenny(op): 11:36am On Jun 14, 2023
SCENE 1:

A pregnant lady wakes up at 3am and suddenly demands crocodile liver pepper-soup, fried cat laps and Mango juice. Screaming, shouting ad weeping. IF she doesn't eat those, she wou|d die and the foetus will die too..
Not with her money, but that of the husband.
The husband on the other hand, gets frvstrated but satisfies her cravings anyway.

Feminist : Awwn! such a real man. during my time eehn, I disturb my husband tire.

Nkechi, a sing|e mother of 43 : Queens, marry someone who loves you ooo. And who knows the value of a woman.

Random man : Hahahaha. women wahala too much but we love them like that.

SCENE 2 :

A Nigerian man comes back home from work at 7:30pm.
Tells his wife to prepare pounded yam and Egusi for him.

Feminists : Nigerian meπ and misogyπy na 5&6. Stop oppressing the poor womaπ.

33+ single mother : Cooking is not a gender role. doesn't he have hands?

18 year old future agbomma : I will never allow my future husband to contro| me like this.

Solomon the simp : Some men are not trying. What is hard in going to the kitchen. I've been cooking throughout my 17 years of marriage. I cook for my wife and her baby daddy.. we're all happy.

Umu mpki 🤡

© Chi Nemerem

FoodNigerian Man Refuses To Pay After His Date Ate N12k Food At Restaurant by ElBenny(op): 3:47pm On Jun 10, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z40Mv1cBrSI
Drama ensued at a restaurant after a Nigerian lady ordered food which cost N12,000 while on a date with a guy.

The man who took her out refused to pay the bill and it led to an argument between the two of them as he stormed out of the establishment and tried to leave her behind.

She followed him to the car park and pleaded with him to settle the bill that her phone was dead if not she would have paid herself.

He, instead told her to drop her iPhone as payment for the phone and said that she was embarrassing herself

The man queried her for eating food of N12,000 and she said that she can even eat that of N50,000 and it is not a problem, as she would pay for it.

The young lady asked him not to blow the situation out of proportion, saying that she just needed to call someone and it will all be sorted out.

A waitress who attended to them in the restaurant could be seen standing behind the lady, waiting for the payment while the two continued the verbal exchange.

When the man insisted on not helping her to pay for the meal, the lady regretted and noted that she made a mistake by agreeing to go on a date with him.

RomanceRe: I Lose Interest In Girls That Have Lots Of Male Friends. by ElBenny(m): 3:02pm On Jun 03, 2023
SenecaTheYonger:
Yes fear them. There’s always guys asking them to visit. In fact, that’s all the guys in her DM do.

She will reject them, normal. But once two of you have small fight and don’t talk for a while, one or two of her “friends” don chuk prick
A female friend of mine said she was feeling sad and wanted to see me. She came around and narrated the quarrel she had with her boyfriend of 6 years.
To cut the long story cut, she give me chop before she go that night 😂

One came to my house to visit, right in my parlour and before my presence, she had a video call with the love of her life.
To cut the long story cut, she give me chop before she go that evening. 😂
HealthUgochukwu Okpani Allegedly Committed Suicide By Ijeoma Chinonyerem (Photos) by ElBenny(op): 6:23pm On May 26, 2023
See previous thread

https://www.nairaland.com/7695777/man-dies-hours-before-flight

Ijeoma's Investigation Points to S∆icide as curse of death...
Please read....

Ijeoma Chinonyerem made a great investigation into the viral d£ath of Ugochukwu Okpani...

This guy's death trended last week. He made a post that he got a scholarship to do his masters on international relations in the UK. He was congratulated and everyone was happy. Then a night to his relocation, he died in his hometown Afikpo, in Ebonyi state.

Ijeoma followed up with the case and discovered the following:

1. They found out that this guy that posted he got a masters scholarship in a UK university dropped out of UNIZIK. He doesn't even have a Bsc to begin with. So how did he magically get a masters scholarship without a Bsc degree?

2. The school he claimed gave him the scholarship on international relations doesn't even offer that course in Msc.

3. People reached out to the school and they said his name is not in their database and they have no affiliations with him.

4. He claimed he was moving abroad a day before he died but he was still in Afikpo that night he was supposed to leave. How can you be moving abroad on 13th yet on the night of 12th, you are still in your village?

5. He never booked flight to Lagos or Abuja cos those are the 2 places you go follow comot Nigeria.

6. He never booked any flight abroad whatsoever. No flight to the UK, US, anywhere. Not even packed a single bag for his so-called trip.

7. He had not one single travel document. Not even an international passport. So how was he supposed to travel?

8. No celebration party was thrown for him. Yet people made it seem like his friends poisoned him.

This man came on social media platforms to make posts about getting a scholarship to study abroad and give his travel date. Went to bed, woke up complaining of stomach ache and died. People say it was sniper.
Doesn't that point to swicide? Especially since according to his family, nobody visited him and he didn't hang out the night before.

But no. It's more sensational to trend the story that his friends kieled him out of jealousy.

Hopefully, Nigerians would start doing autopsy one day.

Personally, I think this was carefully orchestrated by him. He intentionally wanted to set up his friends for his swicide.

Maybe his lies caught up with him and he had to end it all or maybe the lies were a part of his swicide plan. We don't know. But It's one thing to unalive yourself. It's another thing to do it in such a way that it would look like a murda.

The sad part is that most of the people who read that story will run with it without knowing there are layers to it.
Even sadder is that people who were his friends would always be looked at with suspicion.

Only a man would think of using his own swicide to set up his friends/loved ones for murder.
The irony of making it look like his friends were the horrible people when actually, the reverse is the case.

Note: the above opinions are those of Ijeoma Chinonyerem who made the investigation.

If you take a second look at the four pictures he posted - you will see the message.

First is a picture of himself hanging on the wall ... Saying he HUNG himself.... and announcing his own obituary.

Second is a picture of himself looking at himself in the mirror... That's a moment of self introspection and reflection.

Then there's a picture of himself looking showing his watch... The message is that IT IS TIME TO GO.

and then there's a picture of him looking at his wardrobe - probably the only thing he would leave behind. That's about legacy and those he would leave behind.

Now notice that 3 out of the 4 pictures were taken on the same day... He wanted to pass a message but we never understood it...

That's a sign that he has been trying to get our attention all through out his life but we never understood him and even in death, we misunderstood Him.

People die from lack of attention - pay closer attention. You will get the signs.
https://www.facebook.com/100014026064234/posts/pfbid02DKPdkHLTH4axFCn7SPzGPjUghWDrdkBFXvUiCXcucQcnqqVpHNNLv2Pk2YNTz28yl/?app=fbl

FoodYoung Lady Starts Garri Parfait Business by ElBenny(op): 7:25am On May 25, 2023
Inspired by her friend Duke who says he's the President of Garri Drinkers Association, Maureen Emenike started g
Garri Parfait (Garfait).

Garfait is a rich combination of garri, milk, sugar and groundnut. They have other toppings such as peanuts, Kuli Kuli and dried coconuts.

Price is ₦1,200

Her major goal is to change the narrative about garri being a Sapa meal. She thinks garri deserves better. It's been saving lives since forever.

Maureen, a 400L student of Abia State University, said to me, "Initially when I started, I filled the cup with the ingredients but I've worked with the corrections I've received and I've reduced it to give more space for swelling so people can take it on-the-go."

Geez. The students buy her Garfait, pour water, dip a spoon, stir and voila. What a product.

TravelMan Dies The Night After Announcing On Facebook Of His Relocation To The UK by ElBenny(op): 8:05am On May 20, 2023
Friends mourn Nigerian man who died today hours before his flight to the UK for his Masters programme

According his friends, late Okpani Ugochukwu secured a scholarship for a Masters progranme in a UK University and was to leave Nigeria today. He shared a post on his Facebook wall on Thursday night bidding farewell to his friends and informing them he will be leaving for the UK the next day. His friends say he slept and did not wake up Friday May 19.

They have taken to social media to express their sadness over his sudden demise.

CrimeYoung Lady Arrested After Damaging Her Boyfriend's Properties Over Cheating by ElBenny(op): 10:20am On May 19, 2023
This is Imelda.

On Monday, this beautiful and innocent looking lady visited her boyfriend and caught him red handed cheating.

She was hurt so badly by his action which led her to cry before she damaged his car, windows and broke his TV.

Yesterday, she was arrested.

Today, she was brought to court and remanded in prison custody awaiting trial.

Did she do the right thing by damaging his properties?

Did her boyfriend do the right thing by arresting her?

What's your take?

Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Spotted Eating Grass In A Nigerian Zoo (Video) by ElBenny(m): 12:53am On May 09, 2023
post=123000616:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCIHWaDra3Q

A Video of a lion eating grass in a Nigerian zoo is making rounds online, Reports.

A TikTok User shared the video with the caption “Nigeria's economy will make a lion eat grass”.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr9AUfxg91E/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=4239dc1b-1d6c-4929-a2de-3ff218f6a5a7&ig_mid=9E31B1A6-9C8F-4039-87D9-71FD8A4D430B
lol

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