₦airaland Forum

So narcissistic.
She wanted the whole world to revolve around her

crackhouse:
People saying it's staged are fools.

You're the bigger fool to belive it's real

I concur. Very expensive!

yungryce:
Chipper cash works for online payments but are quite expensive. Their is also a large magin spread.
There are other options like payday and klasha

That means 1$ at ₦380?

seankafor:
My kuda visa card worked on Google pay

And I also used it to pay for my pia VPN 50 dollar at 19k.. that means they charged cbn rate..

Download chipper cash app.
Verify your account.
Fund your waller.
Then request for a dollar virtual card.
Fund your dollar card from your chipper cash wallet.
Make your transaction.
Thank me later

AgentNnamdi:
Hi guys, I am trying to add my debit card to Google Play for the renewal of my subscriptions and to make App purchases but none is working. Please, does anyone know which card works on Google Play now?

It's urgent. Thanks.

My GTBank's Dollar card didn't work.

How far? Who chop lass Las?

Starz825:
Barca go chop am again today against Madrid

I Sha hope you are not a Barca fan

Just 5 days ago (28th Dec.), a random friend made a post on Facebook; “Never argue with anyone holding a gun.”

In agreement, I commented in the affirmative; “You're very right. The gun controls the handler, better to walk away than to shorten your life. It's not worth it!”

You agree too, right?
OK come with me.

Yesterday being new year's day, I and my mum were on the road traveling to Bayelsa to join in the family thanksgiving.

Just at the toll gate which marks entry into Yenagoa, our vehicle was pulled over by few security operatives who all held guns.

One of them moved over to the car, took a close look at everyone and specifically asked me to step down with my bag.

They asked to open the bag for a search. I consented but first made them show me their bare palms which they did.

They began searching, carelessly took out everything in by bag and even went as far as searching all the pockets in my clothes.

At that point, I lost patience and began attacking them verbally but they paid deaf ears to me.

When I lost it was when one said, “Just dey pray say make I no see anything for this bag because you go enter.”

“Do I look like a criminal to you? The real criminals are in Tombia, Azikoro, Okaka and Swali terrorizing us everyday. Are you not ashamed of yourselves? Cowards!” I replied angrily.

At that point, all my belongings were laid bare on their table.

A scene was already created with my raging voice and few passengers of the vehicle including the driver who came down and began holding me back.

I remembered I had my Lab ID card on me. I pulled it out, shoved it on their faces and said, “Look, I'm a health worker. If I record this and show it to my boss, you're in big trouble.”

At that point, they seized searching. The main officer who was championing the search left my bag and went back (rather shamefully) to the road.

The second one went sober immediately and began apologizing, “If you had showed him your ID since, he wouldn't have searched. Sorry my young man.”

This officer and the driver single handedly packed back my items into my bag while I was on the other end still giving the other officer some doses of verbal vawulence.

At the end, I got into the car and we drove off.

Just 5 days ago (28th Dec.), a random friend made a post on Facebook; “Never argue with anyone holding a gun.”

In agreement, I commented in the affirmative; “You're very right. Gun controls the handler, better to walk away than to shorten your life. It's not worth it!”

Life happens so fast!
Omor!

MaverickA3:
I 1. I'm not a begger.
2. Giving has always been my lifestyle.
The fact that I solicit help here shouldn't make you jump into a conclusion. Thanks

Proud beggar!

kezienaira:
[color=#000000]Didn't experience shit.
Same old thing all over again.
Before you begin to kill yourself over new year, just know that it's another day, another Sunday and another Monday,
Just get to work, don't expect any new thing because it's new year, it's all scam....[/color]

God bless you my brother

Zonefree:
E don do abeg.

The goal is to restrict your airflow

Was anchoring this wedding one time and it was time to cut the wedding cake.

Personally, as an MC, I just go straight with the cake cutting and do away with the idea of calling the caterer to say something and do those explanations bla bla bla.

Weddings have evolved actually, you know, and some things no longer matter.

But in this wedding, the bride had earlier explained that the caterer was her elder sister and having her say something about the cake would give her more visibility and consequently more jobs.

I agreed �

The lady held the mic and said “.... the red layer of the cake represents the blood that will be shed in this marriage.”

I was taken aback by those words but refused to take it out of context as my mind told me “maybe she meant the blood of Jesus that was shed in this marriage.”

Few hours later, towards the end of the day, I was having a talk with the groom and got to realize this dude had a boxing gold medal � in one of the previous editions of the Nigerian University Games.

Oh shit!
That woman knew! �‍♂️

Airoflaw:
ARGENTINA VS PORTUGAL WHO IS WITH ME

Which Portugal Mbok

Fool!. I never for once mentioned she was my girlfriend.
Maybe you should know that part of being a SIMP is the inability to read and understand; shallow mindedness and dull thinking!
Unintelligent mofo.
Geddifok man!

Kollins11:
I'm trying to break the shackles of Simping in your life but here you are calling me a bitter soul.

Don't worry, next time, your useless liability girlfriend will not only pick money at the club... she will also share her kpekus for everyone at the club for just ₦200 note right in your presence.

Death to all Simps!

You're fucking crazy!
You new set of "alpha males" know nothing about this revered movement.
Don't be quick to call every man a simp.
So when has a man falling in love suddenly makes him a SIMP?
You're a disgrace and need better exposure on the red pill movement.

Nyascobar1414:
Who raised this simp..

When a man believes in love, he is bound for destruction(especially with a 9aija girl)

May your find cure for your bittered soul.
Amen.

Kollins11:
You should have just tell her to transport herself back home with the money she picked at the club, rather you still went ahead to drop her off.
You're a Capital SIMP and a first grade dullardo.

Let us forget about your useless Nigerian girlfriend and let's focus on you. You're the the problem here. Life is short like Nika to Simping around. There are many SIMPle rubbish you wrote up that I don't just wanna pick point out.

But my advice to you is Never you take that gender serious. They are all useless... All of them

Hi guys. I need your comment and advice on this matte.

I got to know this girl from a friend back in July.
She's a 23 year old final year LLB student and I'm 27 years old Lab Scientist.

We got talking at first and I began to develop interest in her.
She's calm, cool headed and has never even bothered me with any financial needs (which I'm still stunned about, very unlikely of Port Harcourt girls).

I'm very selective of girls but found this one to be very decent and maybe different.
I have plans of taking things serious with her.

We've gone out in a date at a bar once and it was all shades of amazing, there we shared our first kiss.

Just recently, on Sunday, a friend celebrated his birthday at a night club here in PH (411). I thought to invite this babe, she was pleased and accepted the invite.

We got there, ate, drank and it was dancing time with the DJ and hypeman.
We danced and she was wild on the dance floor with me. I was quite surprised but kept my cool because of the atmosphere.

The next shock happened, one of the big boys began throwing money up in the air, minted ₦100 & 200 notes and this babe legit left me and began picking money on the ground.

I brought her close, but she would let go and kept fighting with the crowd for the cash, she was almost trampled on.
For more than 15 minutes, I watched her picking.
I was quite embarrassed.

Shortly after, we left and I dropped her off.

I've not been the same again since then, I've struggled with myself to communicate with her unlike before.

I know money is important, but is that a bad sign?
Is this a red flag?
Should I ignore her actions and forge ahead?
I'm really confused.

Kingcalls:
This Antony guy na nonsense

Big time

Maaaad

Your candidate is sick. Na only 1 bar remain

temitope27:
MAY GOD BLESS THE INCOMING PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU

Your brother-in-law dey knack your wife

Kingpele:
Mine was perfect ,simply because God was in control, my wedding wasn't planned to be very big i budgeted 800k for my wedding but my brother inlaw surprised me ,he took our wedding jiggle to a radio station for two weeks, then flex everywhere, bought drinks worth up to 600k and cooked his own food for his friends and those he invited ,took care of the venue and decorations, he even wanted to pay for my suits and shoe I said no ,the guy brought four traditional rulers,commissioners and local government chairmen to my wedding ..I told my younger brother that I don't believe this is my wedding, the drinks I payed for no body taste it, followed me back to my place ..well later my inlaw told me he did it because my wife is very special to their family, always humble and obedient

Shut the Bleep up nigga.

Rainbow10:
A lot of simps, Definitely they gonna learn in a hard way.

I think say na only me see that grey hair

PlayMaker14:
We all know how much those South Africans dislike Nigerians and they can go at any length to bring any Nigerian down...


A silly South African or maybe her political rival might be behind that parody account and this might be a deliberate intention to tarnish the image of Nigerians and Nigeria... The shameless politician was played by her fellow citizen.

My advice for her is to seek the face of God as she pass through this trauma and also shave that disgusting grey hair in her private part.

Shut the Bleep up!!

Autobot05:
Dont be a narcissist... even if you're good-looking keep it to yourself.. dont even let it get into your head when someone complements you

You forgot to add FEMINISTS

Fuckyoumod:
Before our time, we had women of pride. They were reserved with dignity and some sense of responsibility for their husbands only.
Nobody count.

They were well groomed, virgins,respectful, caring, less dramatic, loyal to the core and hard working. They were Mentally, sexually, emotionally, psychologically and morally intact. At most 21 years they are married.

Back in the days you don't need to date them before marrying them. Because they were pure and undiluted it was the responsibility of any fortunate or lucky man that marries them to dilute them. So when they are married they are married.

But today, what we have are boreholes, loose girls, runs girls, sex tools, slay queens, drama queens, sex for money, very irresponsible set of things. No dignity, no value, heavily dependent on you, no respect, disloyal and poorly groomed.. what we have now are morally, psychologically, emotionally and sexually battered women littering everywhere... body count na no go area.

They don't need to be rewarded with marriage. But if you must reward them with marriage, you must date them for a very long time to be able to know them inside and outside. Else you go cry later!

No wonder at 25yr - 30yr they are still I'm their parents houses causing problem[/b]s.

[b]Don't let anybody deceive you to marry a stranger. Na you go regret, no be your pastor or your adviser.

Never make the mistake.

This is really sad.

But why the woman face come resemble BAT na?

Litel:
Please someone should help me, have been pleading for little assistance so I can eat but no help and I have ulcer now am very sick and I can't afford to buy drugs or even to eat. Am still pleading, please no matter how small please help me so I can buy some medicine and if it is to eat please. May God replenish you in Jesus name Amen. Account num:

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Angel Oyom

Chei sorry

Erik ten Hag: "Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo refused to come on against Tottenham".

"There has to be consequences. It is important for the attitude and mentality of the group".

"Details are between Cristiano Ronaldo & me. The statement is also clear. Cristiano remains an important player in the squad".

"I'm responsible for the culture, I've to set the standards and values. Football is team sport. You have to set certain standard".

Couple of weeks back, before the flood, I was on my way back to PH from Bayelsa.

We were 3 passengers seated on the row directly behind the driver's seat. The conductor, who was a fairly old man (early 50s I think) sat on the seat behind me with 2 other passengers (as one had earlier alighted at Elele).

“Oga wetin you dey do? You no go respect yourself? Abi you want make I use hand reset your brain? You dey mad?” the lady sitting beside the conductor screamed.

We all turned back to know what was going on, including the driver who was on steering.

The conductor was staring at the lady who was verbally abusing him and calling him all manner of names with threats here and there.

Because no one knew what transpired, we all turned our faces to the front and focused on the journey. No one decided to interfere, rather they gave the "none of my business" vibes.

Less than 5 minutes later, the lady began screaming and raising abuses again on the conductor.

“You dey mad oga! If konji dey do you, go find ash*wo. No dey put your hand on top my lap. If you do am again, I go clear your eyes.”

Since it became very obvious that the conductor was illegally having physical contact with the lady, he was cautioned by a few in the bus, including the driver.

I shook my head in disgust at the man who had “fallen our hands,” and turned my face to the front.

That was when I was conscious of the fact that the young, pretty lady who sat by my right had her hand on my laps for more than 30 minutes.

I don't know whether it was for her support or for intimacy purpose.

THIS LIFE NO BALANCE.

Wetin be this please

Fiscus105:
In ur own way abi?


Some marriages last mainly because they sleep in different room.


I av seen a couple who were always fighting then wen they were under the same room, after some time, hubby rented room outside and normally come home every weekend, ever since they their marriage experience sweetness.

If person gift me watch of 11m, omor I don sell am sharp sharp for 5m sef.
Una dey ment!

The picture was taken today. But he decided to read old newspapers, unfortunately the photographer didn't notice and took the picture.
His social media handler saw how good it looked and decided to post the picture.

On jagaban's mandate we stand

The picture was taken today. But he decided to read old newspapers, unfortunately the photographer didn't notice and took the picture.
His social media handler saw how good it looked and decided to post the picture.

On jagaban's mandate we stand