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Crime / Re: Woman Attacks A Man Who Sexually Harassed Her Inside A Bus by Eldavis(m): 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2019
Mutemenot:
grin This woman looks troublesome, I wonder what would torment a man to have erection or urge to touch her...

Lol it could also be by mistake ooo

They are cases like that ooo.... Due to over crowded bus n all dat

Mayb the hand go just by mistake touch d bck during d process of moving

But all the same sha, it could still be true

Wat do i know self? shocked
Religion / Re: "My 2-Year-Old Son Killed This Black Snake" - Mum Says, Thanks God by Eldavis(m): 5:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
if you believe this story then you are a zombie beyond redemption


Zombie detector weldone grin
Politics / Re: 'Fulani Must Go' - Delta Women Protest, Block Expressway (Video) by Eldavis(m): 4:58pm On Jul 27, 2019
bjdon:
What nonsense

The delta is the original home of kidnappers in Nigeria. Why did they not come out and protest when their sons were kidnapping people?


Its not a must too comment biko

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Romance / Re: Guys, When A Girl Says No It Means NO! It Doesn't Mean "Try Harder" by Eldavis(m): 3:29pm On Jul 26, 2019
Tell them ooo.... They nor dey hear word angry

Dats hw one is still disturbing my gf....

Dey fast and pray for breakup angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Reacts To Allegation That 80% Of CAN Members Are Rapists by Eldavis(m): 8:04am On Jul 18, 2019
hahn:
How that their matter take end Sef?

Inconclusive tongue

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NYSC / Re: "How Can Government Post Corpers To Abia State To Suffer?" - Corps Member by Eldavis(m): 8:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
Lolz sorry ooo but if you are complaining what should we that are serving in cross river do??

Dey just carry us come dump for one wilderness boki east bateriko when no even dey google map
Imagine there is literally just one road that leads too every were including the almighty calaber(so if anything should happen too that one road we are traped,unless mayb som bush parts)

No lights,no good networks ntin...
We cant even slip in peace cus anything could crawl in our rooms, have killed scorpion 2 times already inside my room, we have seen snakes countless times around d areas
And the state is not even paying angry
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Seun by Eldavis(m): 2:22pm On Jul 17, 2019
Infinityk:
seun is a yoruba
Yorubas own nairaland
nairaland is d largest forum in Africa
yorubas are tech savvy

oga just wish him hapi bday...dah one too hard 4 u?
Nairaland / General / 2 Headed Snake Found Dead by Eldavis(m): 9:33am On Jul 17, 2019
Good morning we found a snake with 2 heads dead just at the front of the corpers rooms in cross river boki east.
If you look closely you we discover that it has no tail and both ends has same shape and size...
Have heard about snakes like this before but never thought it was real until i saw one

Religion / God's Plan 4 You by Eldavis(m): 11:55am On Jul 14, 2019
God's plan or choice for your life may not be your favorite choice or best option right now�
It may seem unwise and foolish

#remember....

Jeremiah 29:11 KJV
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

He is a father with an unending Love�
No matter what you going through he would see you through the storm �
#he is irreplaceable



hApPy sUnDaY
&
sTaY
bLeSsEd
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Tackles Celebrities Trying To Make Rape Stories Trend by Eldavis(m): 12:22am On Jul 03, 2019
Sluacoast:

Keep your shaking hands to yourself, if you're too daft to compose or write something related to the given topic. Why are people like this.



lwkmd bros calm down grin
Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe Calls Out Teddy A Over Comment On Pastor Fatoyinbo Rape Allegation by Eldavis(m): 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2019
Junkie1:
DADDY FRREZE IS YET TO REACT




Dah one dn react since jare
Romance / Re: non by Eldavis(m): 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2019
franklingud:

Foolish like your father.

Quote me again and your useless aristo father gets the virus too

Lolz....honestly the level of ur childishness dey shock me, at this age ur brain neva still develop?? ....anyways u r right i wount quote u again cus me doin so only brings me down too ur level..... So bye bro i we pray for ur future wife cus she needs Gods grace to cope
Romance / Re: non by Eldavis(m): 6:50am On Jun 24, 2019
franklingud:

Like your father

Whatever you say wount change the fact that u r childish and now u r jux being foolish, d more u try replying with such lines only shows how immature u rilli are.... And u would jux end up fooling ur self which u r already doing..... So bro ur replies dont affect me,go ahead and kip replying and show d world ur foolishness

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Romance / Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Eldavis(m): 5:37pm On Jun 23, 2019
eLdavis
Romance / Re: non by Eldavis(m): 5:26pm On Jun 23, 2019
franklingud:

Silly comment or not please don't spread the virus.
Rather use a condom, abstain or lock up or as well be faithful to your man. Ogbeni


U r jux being childish

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Politics / Re: Governor Ayade’s Former Aide Kidnapped In Cross River by Eldavis(m): 5:21pm On Jun 21, 2019
Nawa
Family / Re: Mention 2 Things That Can Keep You Indoors For A Whole Day by Eldavis(m): 1:35pm On Jun 19, 2019
Unlimited data and food
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me As A Result Of Me Wanting A Low-budget Wedding by Eldavis(m): 1:18pm On Jun 19, 2019
Beadex1:
boss that's a lie I will always bring it up especially if I were also involved in the decision making and she did ITK ,we learn and live by experiences boss sweeping such thing under the carpet is not cool. As for low key wedding, we cut our coat according to our sizes wedding is only few hours event the real marriage starts after the wedding how you prepare your self in respect to that makes you a man


Oga read and understand well.... I neva said he should not bring it up or cover the issue......i only said itz nt idea too bring up pass mistakes wen trying to correct a current mistake or wen in a fight,that the issue can be brought up leta cus som peeps are very sensitive....... N again i neva said i was against him havin a low budget wedding... I said he wait let tinz calm down n try talkin too ha again if she no gree see reasons he can let it go...... Or beta still she should bring moni as well too do wah she wants
Romance / Re: Help I Can't Think Straight Again by Eldavis(m): 1:06pm On Jun 19, 2019
Daronyk:


Very funny... I pray God deliver him

Amen

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Romance / Re: Help I Can't Think Straight Again by Eldavis(m): 1:05pm On Jun 19, 2019
kullozone:


That's a stvpid analogy for stvpid people.
Her last sentence doesn't relate with anything concerning the topic... so how did it "got you"? smiley



Lolz it was funni gan....
Romance / Re: Help I Can't Think Straight Again by Eldavis(m): 6:28pm On Jun 18, 2019
Daronyk:
Follow your instincts



Lolz his instincts is already clouded with konji

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Romance / Re: Help I Can't Think Straight Again by Eldavis(m): 6:25pm On Jun 18, 2019
ebonyggurl:
why is it that guys hate helping out their female friends in need without bedding them first? Just curious undecided


Imagine you a guy asking another guy for help...and he says you should blow him first undecided



Lwkmd

Kai dis got me

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me As A Result Of Me Wanting A Low-budget Wedding by Eldavis(m): 6:18pm On Jun 18, 2019
If dere is one tin i have learnt ,is that never bring up your partners past mistakes as a means of tryin to make ha see reason to a current situation........


Dats were u went wrong..... Last last wen everybody don come down u can use style trash d mata... Bt nt wen d issue still hot....

Let tinz calm down abit... N u guys nid too talk

If she still no won see reasons to wah u sayin, my brother let it go n move on

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Romance / Re: Who Should Be Blamed? Your Friend Or Your Girlfriend? by Eldavis(m): 6:14pm On Jun 18, 2019
I blame both jare... Cus it was not forced... Both agreed to it..

Would blame the friend for still go afta d gal even when he knows she is taken n by somone he called friend

And i would blame the gal.... For not saying anything since the beginning and leting ha self fall for the friend of all people
Romance / Re: My Friend Is In Trouble Please HELP by Eldavis(m): 8:55pm On Jun 17, 2019
chinchonglee:

Nope... In naija its different.


grin dey dnt knw.... Biko tell dem grin
Crime / Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by Eldavis(m): 8:44pm On Jun 17, 2019
wunmi590:



Jail is too small, the mans dick should be cut off, his two eyes that lead him to the baby should be plucked off, and one of his leg and hand should be cut off.


It is because of this rampant rape we have prostitutes around to do your thing and leave.



Asin ehn... The deed is just too inhuman
Religion / Re: Roman Catholic Church To Consider Married Men To Become Priest by Eldavis(m): 8:08pm On Jun 17, 2019
Hmmm
Business / Re: Femi Otedola, Do You Go To Work? Instagram Follower Asks Billionaire Businessman by Eldavis(m): 6:53pm On Jun 17, 2019
Lol...... People no go mind their business

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Crime / Re: Protest In Asaba As A 52-Year-Old Man Rapes A 2-Year-Old Girl (Pictures) by Eldavis(m): 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2019
fiftynaira:


My thoughts exactly.

The heart of man is evil


Yes o very evil
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Ladies Cannot Hold And Have A Smart Conevrsation Off/online by Eldavis(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2019
ImaIma1:
Environment really matters.

Only a timid and unexposed guy thinks like this



are you saying what he said was wrong?

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