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[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=614047.msg7836332#msg7836332 date=1299145141]Stop lying . . . scan and attach your certificate for all to see

Hehehe . . . Top 20?? From the bottom up??

Your cognitive abilities prove the contrary [/quote]Hehehe . . . so this is your last resort?? Telling me to post my certificate and probably proof of age on the internet.
Hating is flattery, you're being so fucking charming . . .
But if you think I lie about my achievements, I'm actually flattered, swear down.

Don't wanna embarrass you on here, it's a front page thread . . . but I find it hilarious that you're ashamed of your alma mater, it's a disgrace.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=614047.msg7836241#msg7836241 date=1299144323]^^ Who let this baboon out of its cage?? Must the name "Bamsyle" always pop out of your slimy mouth?? Stark illiterate - coming here to catch trips over Twitter that's been around for years??

You're always late for everything - born late, was admitted into school late, graduated late, discovered Twitter late

What's next?? Buffoon [/quote]Hehehe . . . I finished high school at 16. Say no more.

I'm illiterate?? I study in a Top 20 Law School in the UK . . . I'm not going to ask if you went to Uni.

Who is M.I??

Aiite . . . you guys are on a long thing . . . who says D'banj isn't original??
'Enigmatic aura', like the one that's easily recognisable in Lloyd Banks you know . . .lool.
'Haterz gon hate'

Nairalanders can be daft sometimes . . . I don taya for this site.

slimshay:
Ha Eldee, so na una abi, wey no fit take person tasi Bieber

Alert! Alert!!. . .news just in, Bgees just dissed Justin

Hehehe . . . if I post that that thing for Twitter e go trend I swear.

I love that site . . . and the fallacy bout it just being status updates is quite myopic.
I spent one week on Twitter and I got into reasonable debates with geniuses not dropouts like Bamsyle.

Disclaimer: Don't talk to me if you've got a Toronto degree.

bgees:
na by that? lol!!

You must be in a cave for you not to know how big Bieber is . . . this negro sells out stadiums on a regular.
Let me put it like this . . . he has more fans that Jay-Z + Kanye put together. . . fans that will by his urine.

Apart from Gaga and Rihanna, tell me one person you know that's as big as Justin Bieber.

Mobinga:
na true oh. You no see how everything about the guy dey always trend? If im poop na #WhenJustinBieberPooped wey go trend

bgees:

http://blog.moviefone.com/2011/03/02/justin-bieber-never-say-never-box-office/

Twitter: 7,806,293 Followers
Facebook: 22,322,685 Likes
Youtube: 1,300,000,000 views

Say no more.

ritchboy:
^^ Mugu. . . Did i say you didn't?

The gap between Eldee FC and the top 8 WIDENED this GW and you are celebrating "3 spaces".

I dey laugh!

Mumu nor go kill you . . . I was 15th, now I'm 12th.
How has that widened??
I'll hold aptitude tests next year before allowing people into the league . . . we need to weed out these Christian Chukwu type managers

@Slimshay

[b]Justin Beiber is probably the second biggest name in music right now . . . he tweeted him and it was a big deal.[/b]He mentioned J.Cole and it was a big deal before the song came out, we didn't even know the name of the song.
Even Drake's co-signs are big deals . . . Nas came out to say Drake and J.Cole are the future of hiphop, he didn't say, 'we'll work together', all he said was, 'I'm feeling em', that made MTV news.
This one is not on MTV news, it's on Nairaland and Twitter and you think it's being blown out of proportion??

Abeg no dey form Prof jare . . . forget that side, you're beginning to sound like my dad that doesn't want me to be happy for my new Black Ops game.
Joykiller to badt.

ritchboy:
I see normal service has been resumed. . . i.e. Inglorious Basztadsz victorious and Eldee FC and Lalaboi six feet under

Words of a prophet: I'm looking past y'all nuccas. . .

Ode . . . I gained three spaces this week . . . if you're going to be a telescope, do it properly.

slimshay:
I am beginning to feel embarrased at the calibre of people thinking this tweet in itself is a big deal.

We should be talking about the music they are going to make together, not some tweet nonsense.

Jeez, don't sell our people cheap before the deal is made.

Abeg baba forget calibre jare . . . when Kanye tweeted that he was going to do Watch the Throne with Jay-Z, I opened a thread.

When Drake said he was going to work with J. Cole and Lupe, I set up another thread.
When Kanye said on a Ustream fan call in show that J.Cole would be on a Good Friday, I almost threw a party.
When M.I said he'll like to work with Modenine, I discussed it . . .
Even when Kanye tweeted that he was going to work with Justin Bieber/Pete Rock, I was happy for the guy.

When two artistes yo like or respect announce that they'll collabo, you celebrate at the prospect of good music coming out of that.
Anything outside that is either you don't give an eff bout either of em or you just a player hater.

At least celebrate the fact that the hottest rapper of last year is working with the hottest producer in Nigeria.

And for the people that said he should have called . . . if you follow Kanye, you'll notice that he'd rather announce sumn on Twitter than to the press, he doesn't trust the press . . . he did the same thing with Justin Bieber and J.Cole.
If anything, it's D'banj and Don Jazzy that tried to keep this under wraps.

One of my favourite artistes to make music with one of my favourite producers . . . which is which??
This collabo was made for me. . .

I was tweeting last month about how Kanye and Jay-Z had El in mind when they brought up the idea for Watch The Throne, this is a confirmation.

Haterz . . . there are many options . . .

1. 'Go to a cliff and do a Jimmy. . . jump off' - M.I
2. Go soak garri for Bar beach - Jor oh
3. Stick you dieck in your mouth, ko fun rae ni brain.

#TheLastTimeArsenalWonATrophy bruno mars was scared of grenades!!!

#TheLastTimeArsenalWonATrophy apoche na im dey reign

#TheLastTimeArsenalWonATrophy Clifford Orji was still a vegetarian

debosky:
According to him he's planning for the future. . . .eldee is probably in a similar condition.

I'm facing my paddy Muki this GW, but bixnix is bixnix. 

Nah, I'm taking a break for this week . . . the comeback continues next week.
My players are fatigued after the last five weeks of climbing p the table, I'm waiting for Mukina.

@Buzugee

Who the eff is Sugar Ray??
With due respect you're talking B.S. This guy did a Drake show early 2009 and you compare that to Drake of today?? Are you fucking having a laugh.
Early 2009, Drake hadn't even dropped Best I Ever Heard, basically . . . he was faceless.

My school tried to book K'naan for before the World Cup, he asked for £20,000 . . . and that's K'naan, artistes like that cut prices for colleges and unis.

And that list is full of unknown people or people that got booked before they were super stars . . . how can you put Lady Gaga or Beyonce on stage for anything less than $150,000 . . . na wa for una ooh.

montelik:
Is this the reason why Arsenal couldn’t beat Leyton Orient?

We need to investigate these small teams . . . so instead of playing footie on the pitch, they've started doing this anti-football ish.
I thought it was all boyballs and ballgirls?? Since when did ballgirl start wearing that?? Haba!!!
This is tantamount to bribing our players . . . even Clichy should be investigated.

This is tiring abeg . . . I don't do trivial pussyfooting

1. I want you to come out and say M.I2 is not commercially the most successful album last year. . . keep in mind that he's got a deal with Ahbu Ventures.
2. I want you to come out and say Share My Blessings is as crappy as AQ's Freestyles.

And what kind of people do you hang out with that think D'prince is a dope rapper??

What other rappers do I know . . . my review with 360nobs.com drops next week (Yep, get familiar!!!), we have access to a music library that's undoubtedly the best in Nigerian Hiphop, do you get it? We get songs before release dates. SNM.

Relative terms, AQ is still wacker than what he claims to be, and if those tracks are anything to go by, he's wacker than any career rapper bar Vic-O

04kaa:
OMG, u people have woken eldee up

Hehe . . . I'm going back, Twitter needs me.

You should listen to Share My Blessings before criticising Naeto-C's musical skills. . . Naeto-C and M.I make good music, D'prince also makes good pop music, AQ claims to make 'deep lyrical' rap music . . . but he's W.A.C.K!!!

You just implied that M.I2 wasn't successful in the 'real world' . . . that's a silly statement. This was the Nigeria's best selling album online last year . . . most talked about one in Nigeria too.

I refuse to cloud issues, your knowledge of Nigerian hiphop is limited, but let's leave that . . . AQ, as evidenced by these freestyles can't rap . . . c'est fini. If you can't 'put one bar after the other' and keep skipping the beat every now and then, you're WACK.!!!

It's not a crime to be unbelievably wack . . . but to be this crappy and claim to be ill is a crime, when you then criticise people like Ruggedman and 'mohawk rappers' it deserves capital punishment.
For bleeps sake, Ruggedman know not to skip a beat till yo run out of breath.
W.A.Q should do himself good . . . it's never too late to pursue a degree in Mass Comm. and Zenith Bank is hiring.

ritchboy:
**yawn**

Get back to me when you crack the top eight. . . Until then you remain a woman, a child, or both. . . i.e, a little girl

Now stop wetting your tampon with the wrong fluid. . . those things cost mummy and daddy money you know!

Eldee FC 106 - 4 : 101 + Wildcard Inglorious Basztadsz

ritchboy:
You are blowing hot air. . . I could have done a lalaboi and had all my players on doubles and killed you easily. . . like i said, i'm looking past yall nuccas!

Keep wankin over a battle when at the minute, you are not even qualified to PARTICIPATE in the war

In other words, you are either a WOMAN or a CHILD. . . The smart money is on the former!

Hehehe . . . You do realise I'm just three points from qualification right??
I mean, with my record . . . you don't want to take your eyes off me.

Looking past us, I used my wildcard a month ago, since then I've beaten you, Chamotex and Ibime.
That's how to plan ahead . . .

The koko in this case is you foaming before I stuck cyanide in your guts . . . don't eff with me, or I'll son you again, it's a warning.

Ok, lemme break thangs down in simpler Anglais so semi-literate folks like Eldee can understand it . . . I took AQ as I saw him . . . and he ain't dope . . . but, going further, I wondered why you lot would critic' AQ so harshly when so-called rappers like Vitamin Naeto C and D'Prince are not any better off.

Hehehe . . . because A-Q is no 'ain't dope' . . . he's W.A.C.K!!!. . . he can't even get his flow right, this is a career 'lyricist' for bleeps sake.
You didn't judge him based on what he and NHH told us . . . he disses other rappers for being weak and he does this??
Trying to rap fast and failing woefully . . .the worst part is him coming out to say he sold 16million copies, who bought this crap?? I need to sue them for promoting wackness.

And saying Naeto-C is wack is like saying Snoop Dogg is wack because he's not lyrical, that would be plain silly.
At least Naeto-C can get his flow right . . . and has learnt how to 'say stuff from deep down your belly'

Oh, so you thought M.I2 was your joker . . . hahaha, stop being lame . . . I think it's a good album, millions of Nigerians agree with me . . . people that trended it on Twitter agree with me, you'll have to be very persuasive to tell me M.I2 didn't succeed as the commercial album he told us it was.

Back to the topic, let's not lose sight of what the issue is here . . . AQ is on that track Benjamz-wack!!!

You're a failure . . . you were the same person that said this . . .

ritchboy:
Shey na Eldee be Iyana Ipaja Rangers?

Too bad he's up against me when i'm in [size=16pt]wild[/size] mode

Now your story has changed . . . biatch.

You know why we had the same number of double Gameweek players?? Clever calculation!!!
Lalaboi knows what I'm talking about. . .

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You used a wildcard . . . bitch shut the Bleep up.
You're a disgrace . . . isn't it worse that I beat you by making two changes while you made seven??

I'm disappointed in you, infact you should hand in your resignation.
How can you lose against a team that made just two changes in your wildcard week??

You claim to be a 'wild' baboon . . . I didn't even need tranquillisers to put you down.

Hmmn . . . you can check my transfer list.

lalaboi:
On a second thought. . Mr witch has got Schezny as well. . . Sorry eldee. . . Edit your post now while you can

No comment . . . justhail my genius when this is all over.

debosky:
Ok oh. . . unless the H-2-H page is lying, it looks like hell boy is leading eldee at the moment.

Eldee's word might just turn out to be rock-solid shiite

Nah . . . it's a tactical game man, Hughes is on the bench to step in for Van der Vart.
It's all planned out . . . in the words of Sledge Hammer, 'Trust me, I know what I'm doing'

lalaboi:
Tell him ooo!. .  abeg tell am!! He don suddenly get some run of luck we nor go hear word. .  e dey feel like one Jose mourinho . .tseeew. . . EVen with his wildcard i scored more points than him . .All that strategy. .  U wan fight war for underground ni? lol

He had the choice of selecting his team without any deductions, he made seven free changes and I still kicked his arse.

You no see am . . . this guy said he was going to go 'wild' on Eldee FC.
We tamed the bit[i]c[/i]h and now she's a local dog.

lalaboi:
Eldee. . if you are owing 8points then Ritchboy wins oh  . . . . .check again!

Ehn . . . no dey crack this kain joke ooh . . . after I don make mouth finish

debosky:
^^ Are you sure you 'trashed' (the term is thrashed by the way (c) Debosky ) him?

Still looks like he'll beat you in h-2-h. . . . .

No I trashed him as in I threw him in the bin and kicked it down the bleeping hills.

If Ritchboy beats me this Gameweek, I'll quit . . . you have my word, and you know my word is rock-solid.

ritchboy:
Hehehehe, Eldee must be over the moon. . . The boy even composed what seems to be a cross between a poem and the ramblings of a mad man

It's not everyday Crawley get to play at Old Trafford, let alone win!

Nah . . . it's a Alo (Story) the El-mix  

But negro you should cover your face in shame, YOU USED A FREAKING WILDCARD!!! I got an 8point deduction and still trashed you.
You were telling Lalaboiy, 'I'd have scored 1,000 points if I used my wildcard' GTFOH!!!
Your team is a disgrace . . . This is like AC Milan still winning after the point deductions.

Two things you're just wack and Lalaboi trashed you fair and square two gameweeks ago.
Otu oshi.

[quote author=Bamsyle. link=topic=594699.msg7784220#msg7784220 date=1298451560]Like Rapjunkie noted, "Names" is AQ's high point . . .

Why're peops labelling this dude "wack"?? By Nigerian standards, he's not! In a country where many folks refer to D'Prince as a rapper . . . hell, Naeto C, with all the hype, is just a few notches above this dude

On the real though, dude can up his game . . . needs to work wella on his flows - e'rrthing's scattered all over the place . . . plus he needs to say stuff from deep down his belly, and not from his oesophagus - makes him sound like he's choking on the beat.[/quote]GTFOH bruv . . . so because D'prince is wack we should let this mediocre B.S escape??
Abi which kain rubbish you dey yarn sef??

One rule . . . you take every artist are you see him, D'prince will never claim to be lyrical, Naeto-C knows his charisma is his strong point, even M.I told us when to use a different yardstick for his MI:2 album.

This same AQ came out to say Ruggedman is wack, I think I heard sumone mention lyrical messiah or sumn and then he drops this B.S consistently??
Imagine someone calling himself a lyricist with these B.S lines. He's even getting 'say stuff from deep down your belly' lessons from Bamsyle.
This nigga has been rapping since 2004 dammit!!!

This is the same guy that Tosin was hyping like he's the best thing since Eve gave Adam a BJ. . . GTFOH!!!

ritchboy:
Dunce. . . If VdV had played I'd have won cos your auto sub copped more points than mine.

Because you manage win by one point you dey claim "better manager"?

Words of a prophet: "The table doesn't lie"

Alo Alo ooh . . . story story ohhh.

E getty one mumu im name na Bastardz
Naturally im no know him daddy

Im papa name na . . . oma Eldee

For this season, ask me wetin happen
Eldee go ask am say who's your daddy

He flog am flog I say e flog am taya
He march go market say make him salute

To the left right left right left right . . . 

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