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tubabie:
hmmm TKB and Eldee, Time out.
Take your fantasies to your tabernacles.

Hehehe . . . the deal will soon be completed
I've spoken with Tubabie's agent.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482749#msg4482749 date=1252082399]are u confirming that u guys are broke nigga? [/quote]Nah . . . she's just a friend (in need)

davidylan:
I'm too young to be diabetic, Tope's boobs are too good to pass up abeg.

Done . . .
That was the hardest one I ever auctioned

tkb417:
Sauron or eldee, who can handle Uju amongst you guys?

I ain't saying She a gold-digger
But she ain't messing with no broke nigga

tkb417:
hmm
lets do this
since tubabie wants you and i want tubabie
can i give you smurf and u tell tubabie to look my way

That's a perfect deal . . . but my agent says Smurf=Tubabie + £500

So how do you want your money?? Cash?? Shares?? Premium bonds??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4482601#msg4482601 date=1252081374]Tope's chesticles are laced with strawberry/vanilla.
The problem is i am diabetic. [/quote]Hmmn . . . that's sad.

Aiite then . . . David are you diabetic too??
And could you please provide a list of any allergies . . . there are traces of apple concentrates too

tubabie:
Nah thanks lol.
Anything with Folly will be incest, my new Bruv.
Eldee . . . . .  .

This is going to be hard . . .
Repeat slowly after me . . . 'Eldee does not do Nazi-linked chics'

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482563#msg4482563 date=1252081113]Manage who? see dis yeye boy. TBK cant even handle me boy
TKB is with my baby sis anyhoo [/quote]I'm sorry to inform you tat your application for 'wooship' has been rejected
We'll inform you as soon as a potential wooer comes in.

Sauron, please manage tope now . . . at least think of her bobby browns

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482519#msg4482519 date=1252080834]lie abt what na? we want to be woo'ed, we r being honest [/quote]That's one down.

Aight . . .Tkb will you manage this one??

tubabie:
What's that That's a dud comparison.
Where's Folly?

Come on . . . Ebonyeyes is goodlooking
Folly is . . . erm Folly

That's a match made in heaven

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4482431#msg4482431 date=1252080111]It's not about class in America. . . . . .Their fannys just get itchy for anything remotely resembling a penis.[/quote]You know the minimum age for birth control pills prescription in most America States??
Twelve!!!

Why do you think Obama wants to revamp their health system??

@folly
I think you and Ebonyeyes will look good together

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4482387#msg4482387 date=1252079811]Is stillwater still here
i think shes gone . . . no?

Sauron and eldee are giving each other fake probs , i just know i will feel better if i slap them . . .strange huh[/quote]I've told yo I'mnot out to impress y'all
Come on . . . you're NL chics

tubabie:
How would you know?

Come on . . . I know what I'll do if my sis brought one of em home
Although I trust her, she won't go that low.
Pity I can't say that for other chics

stillwater:
Roflmao!!!! I talk London o, I no say UK. Which one be American chics?

American chics are all the same . . .
The teenage daughter of a Presidential aspirant got knocked up . . . she's not from Queens.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4482263#msg4482263 date=1252079053]Folly should go to Canary Wharf on a friday evening and see the difference.[/quote]You need to start taking him out.
School him carefully . . . come on, he thinks NW chics are up there with Halle Berry

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4482263#msg4482263 date=1252079053]On the average, they lose their virignity at the age of 10.[/quote]A chic in America saved her virginity till 15 . . .
It was so extraordinary, she had to auction the sex.  . . she got $56,000

tkb417:
30%
ure mean!!!

Hmmn . . . I'm been generous
I saw the Koko Mansion chics . . . I asked the company to update those stats

tubabie:
Hmmmm yeah I feel your pain,make do with your london gals. The ones outside it have decided that swastikas may not be so bad afterall
_{dont bite the bait}

Swastikas aren't that bad . . . men with swastika tattoos are

follypimpi:

Buy 1 get Mum,Granny,Sis, for free.

Hehehe . . . American chics are so cheap, New York is full of babymamas
American chics go to sperm banks for sex.

tkb417:
as my guy, ill allow u ellas sis

but as for the rate of depreciation of 9ja gurls
ill disagree cos if you use my straight line method of depreciation, ull arrive at a rate of 12.7% per annum

so in essence, a married womans worth ends around 8 years of marriage
my maths can be wrong tho

Hmmn . . . 12.7% nah . . . you fail to put into account the increase in the supply of chics available these days
Your statistics were taken after the Civil War when there was a reduction in the birth rate which ultimately led to fewer chics
Right nw we've been outnumbered . . . so the rate of depreciation of the average nigerian chic is 30% per anum

follypimpi:

More like Buy 1 get 1 free,Most N.London chics i know r better than SE,E chics i think the ones that migrated to Totz r still same E,SE girls dem.

You seem to have so much experience in these area . . . especially SE.
Work hard, when you're good enough, you'll start nailing City girls.

stillwater:
London chics are too easy so they don't count.

That's another misconception . . . the london female demographic is polarised
We've got the highclass ones and the ones that'll go out with anyone . . . say erm Dayo

tubabie:
No thanks, I refuse the offer  The last time I gave Eldee a chance he was wheezy cant guarantee you will be different

Eldee gave you a chance . . . but your CRB check showed previous association with the Nazi.
I can't have that kind of association round me  . . . come on.

Don't worry . . . we'll still be friends, but u'll have to accept that I'm off limits

tkb417:
are u kidding me? im connected to saurons BB 24-7, so hw would you have asked him b4 me?
thats not true eldee

You asked Sauron before me . . . but I asked Ella first
It's not my fault, I couldn't allow sumn that good pass by like that.

@kaytues
Come on we know Nigerian chics lose value easily but it's not that bad.
But saying they depreciate at the rate of 32.5% per anum is unfair

Ujujoan:
Eldee werrin be ya own sef? Are you syking this guy or what?

The guy's living in a dream land and Eldee's helping him. To woo woman no gree am so he prefers to think its the oda way round.  

I've told you, he doesn't need to lie . . . there's no motive.
London chics can testify . . .

@tope
Does Folly really go about with innit girls??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4481892#msg4481892 date=1252076298]It will be a straight battle between you and TKB. . . . .
May the best geezer win. [/quote]Come on . . . you know I asked first.
Besides Ella told me how much she wanted her friend to be with me

tkb417:
hehe, dude needs deliverance from the clutches of women
chei!!! what a nice affliction to befall someone

Hmmn . . . be careful what you wish for.
It's a difficult problem to handle, especially when friends part ways just because of you.

tkb417:
hehehehe
if its who im thinkin about, then no show for u?
i got there b4 hombre

Nah . . . it's not that one
This one's an omo to bad, I think she's half Portuguese and half black.

tkb417:
is he? maybe not.  .   . nice use of your oxymoron tho

i think hes a criminal nothing smooth in it

Hehe . . . the only crime Sauron is guilty of is serial monogamy.
And that's not his fault, he's only a victim of excessive attention from women

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4481752#msg4481752 date=1252075148]What else can i say?[/quote]Nothing . . . your conquests speak for you.
How's the mixed race chic by the way?? Does she have a goodlooking sister or maybe a friend??
Hook a brother up

Ujujoan:
LOL  
I bet he has his hands full . .  in his dream abi?

You don't live in London so you won't understand.
When you start getting offers from all over the Isles it's hard to settle for NL chics.

Ujujoan:
Kai, you don finish us. So babes no dey NL again?

Nah . . . I was just explaining how he doesn't need to impress y'all with lies.
We know how Nairaland ladies like the truth and that's why he's giving it to you plain and simple

Ujujoan:
Anyway, when he's ready and able to woo, we'll know . .

He's neither ready nor able to woo now.
He's too busy replying the hundreds of offers he's been getting since he retired.

Any interested applicants should drop their CVs

tkb417:
i agree with you 100%
the last time i did that, the gurl nearly asked for a transfer  

I don't know how he does it, he has his ways.
Sauron is a smooth criminal

Ujujoan:
Naija women ke? Ha, dont you know am one? Neway all I can say is that I know NL guys, they too dey make mouth!!    

Nah . . . there no use making mouth.
Who does he need to impress?? Come on.

tkb417:
Sauron and women

na wa
so Sauron you dont woo women again?
when did that start? things change quickly sha

Since when did Sauron start wooing women??
They've been going after him since God knows when.

Introduce your girlfriend to him at your own peril. . . you shoulda seen him at my friend's wedding, the bridesmaid couldn't get her eyes off him

@tkb
Ahhh . . . so you don't think I'm 'tushed'??

Page me as soon as you get to the terbanacle

No2Atheism:
@eldee, dayokanu, pataki, sauron and other testoterone ladden dudes here, I am result oriented so i want results from you, i have spent too much on your wooing training for you not to produce results , oya begin the wooing of all wooables or else

That's the misconception, Eldee doesn't woo the 'wooables', he aims for the ones that mere mortals class as 'unwooable'
That's where the party's at.

chic2pimp:
ELDEE and[b] TUBABIE[/b],so una still dey argue sha. Na wa for una ooo.

Nah it's just friendly fire
I read all 'em words but in my head all I hear is 'WOO ME', 'WOO ME'

dayokanu:
Tubabie, You know how we roll, Dont mind eldee, I would rather tatoo a swastika to my forehad than be GAY(GAYYNER) for a second

Hmmn . . . it's funny how you can say this especially when you've got more posts on the Arsenal thread than moi.

tubabie:
Pls do and I will bring out the weightier marriage proposal from you.

As I said . . . my case rests.

Any proposal was withdrawn the moment I saw what you've been up to in the past.
Come on . . . Dayo's got a swastika on his arm, that's a record low

tubabie:
I may not control the guys that vie for my attention but I control who wins, and it certainly cannot be you.
Lurk around , your type may just pass by soon . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

You want me to produce documentary evidence to support the fact that I recieved a wooing request??
My case rests

Stick with the Dayos and Chamos of this world . . . this bloke is no longer intersted

tubabie:
Stop clutching at straws incase you suffer from selective myopia, I said the line was to put Dayo off track.

Damn . . . you're denying Dayo?? This is some Mariah-Eminem case here . . .

Dayo is saying both of you were engaged to be married and here you are denying him??

chamotex:
Tu baybee, forget about Eldee
Let Chamotex do the wooing here . . . .

She's all yours . . .
Just make sure you put into practice all what I've taught you

tubabie:
As for you, I withdraw also my request to be wooed by you, Your post was fickle.
Yeah and for those dry moves and lines, you just wasted money on the patents because they are so 1980, hello?? we are in 2009

Those same lines mad you request to be wooed
Yeah the moves are 1980 . . . I'll dump 'em when the Tubabies of this world stop falling for them

I used two lines to get you to cancel your marriage plans . . . what if I went the whole nine yards??

tubabie:
I can see you are so gob smacked
Did you even think you stood a chance before?
That line was just to put Dayo off, he knows better

Did I stand a chance?? Nah . . . given your absurd taste in men, I can clearly be grateful I never did
Dayo, Chamo . . . who's next?? J-UNIT??