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Who's the peado now??
We've signed a million 17 year olds, not once have you seen us forcing players to do unprintable things

First Mikel, now this . . . come on, let's investigate other cases too, I'm sure we'll find three.

ThiefOfHearts:
Lmao. You two are sick

That makes three of us . . .

tubabie:
Dayo when did that happen? You refused to sign the pre-nup agreement .Last time i checked marriage plans were binned .

You had plans to marry Dayo??
I'm dissapointed and amazed . . . infact gobsmacked is the word I'm looking for.

I withdraw my wooship and let me remind you that those lines and moves I used are copyright protected.

tubabie:
WOO ME!!!!!

That word 'woo' makes it sound like a task
First thing that comes to mind is a swordfight to win sum princess like that.

chic2pimp:
I no dey yab am jare. Even If I yab am shey na only ugly ducklings I fit yab?

Yes ooh . . .

doyin13:
Honourabe mention to my fellow brit Andy Murray. I am undecided about him. His game is appealing,
especially the variety and he has shown significant determination to improve his stamina. Just don't
think he believes he can go all the way despite him saying this is his best surface.

I think the fact that he's playing so far away from the British media might help him.
In Wimbledon, the expectation was just too much . . . they had cameras clicking away while he was training

He's proven that he can beat Roger and Nadal before . . . so I don't see any reason why he shouldn't be winning this if they both flop.
Though we all know how tennis works . . . only one upset per tournament.

tubabie: LOL. Okay then, 'was trying to help a sister change her warped thinking

MARRY ME!!!!

chic2pimp:
Don't mind her jare. Smurf by name,smurf by nature .

Nah . . . there's no way I'm letting you take a cheapshot at Smurf.
For heavens sake, she's not online and she's goodlooking too.

chic2pimp:
Was about to say she has suddenly changed her tone . Guess I was right after all.

Tubabie's on the wrong thread
Tope jst wants gifts
Smurf's 'jerk' strategy is weak and poorly directed

At the end of the day, they all know the truth even if they refuse to admit.

tubabie:
Hey,stop twisting my views
I never said its the assumed role of a man to "woo with gifts ". . . . . . I said its the assumed role of a man to WOO however you wanna carry it out.
I went further by saying Wooing isnt all about money and gifts but has other salient parts often ignored.

Then I'm sorry, you have no business replying to the poster.

She clearly stated the fact that she expects men to 'woo with gifts, pay bills, buy recharge card and drop the occassional £100 ' to spark a romatic relationship
I say that's the most undiluted piece of fuckery I ever heard.

JeSoul:
We all have our bad days, I'm sure even you have flunked an exam or two

Federer welcomes the challenge that is Nadal, and as his volunteer personal media spokesperson on NL I have been charged with the duty of articulating this fact clearly to tennis fans everywhere - Bring on the Nadal! We shall send his capri-wearing behind back to Majorca empty handed or at worst with a stainless steel[i] tray[/i]

Nadal is not on form now . . . he's just come back from a potentially career ending injury
We won't see his best till at least next year.

We all know how Nadal does when he's on form . . . we've seen Roger's tears a few times on TV cus of this

tubabie:
Tssk Indeed.

We both agreed it aint all about the money and gifts at least.

Nah . . . you said it's not all about money
I said, it has nothing to do with money and gifts

You said it's the 'assumed role' of a man to woo with gifts.
I said it's disrespectful, stupid and not gentlemanly to do that.

You're sooo on a different page . . . I think you need a new book

chic2pimp:
ELDEE has finally been bullied into submission . . . . . . . . . nah wa for women's charms sha.

Bullied?? If anything I shushed all three of them . . .
Did you read my last two posts??

tubabie:
I said earlier its not all about the gifts but more about the other salient acts. Wooing is anything you do to influence and incline another person to be romantically involved with you.

Exactly what I said . . . if it's anything a man does to influence how attracted sumone is to him with the aim of starting a relationship, he should not use money.
Wooing should be the one place where your personality trumps everything else.
It just doesn't make sense . . . it's disrespectful to ladies, it's not how true gentlemen should act and it is just wrong.

I will find it offensive if someone did it to me, so why should I do it to someone else??

tubabie:
Wooing isn't all about the gifts although you have to agree with me that when you like/love someone you tend to want to give them gifts.
Yes we want you to act it(woo) . . . . . . call her, show interest in her more than the obvious, communicate and note if the woman feels you then she reciprocates.

To me . . . gifts during wooing stage end at flowers. . . c'est fini
Why should I spend $$$ on sumone I don't know if we're compatible??

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=317369.msg4471852#msg4471852 date=1251937260]yeah whatever happened to guys being gentlemen and not jerks? [/quote]Not handing out gifts on every second date doesn't make me a jerk . . . it makes me sumone who respects you enough to know that I cannot use gifts to influence your decision bout how far you want the relationship to go.

I have nothing against spending half my salary on gifts for a patner/spouse when we're into the relationship already, not trying to buy her off at the very begining. . .

tubabie:
This is a pathetic issue.
To each his own and kind.
I dont want my man to feel obliged to pay my bills and stuff but show me , woo me, let me know why you singled me out. This has nothing to do with gender equality.It's about playing your assumed roles. And if its the lady asking you out too,its behoves her then to woo you and let you know why she chose and wants you

How about the good ol' 'actions speak louder than gifts' method??

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471776#msg4471776 date=1251935040]Really? cuz i am 4eva gonna quote on that. .  .[/quote]It's my word sis . . . take it to thebank

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471776#msg4471776 date=1251935040]Oh Lawd. . . . Is there any real guy other anymore??
lemme guess if u also get married, u and your wife will split the bills into 50-50 right? or better yet u will also become house husband and look after the kids while your wife works instead . . . . . Huh?

What is the world becoming? [/quote]It's simple . . . when I wanna take care of the kids, my boss gives me 14 days, when you guys ask, you get three months.
Of course I won't ask her to split bills, just to make a reasonable contribtion.
Afterall she gets the house after divorce.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4471760#msg4471760 date=1251934573]Shut up jor
You guys claim women want gender equality and yet we still  have to submissive to u, where is the equality in that?
When women talk abt wooing and a man being in charge, u guys bring out the gender equality card. Pathetic
Broke ass negros [/quote]We don't want y'all to be submissive . . .
Women have placed mutual respect on the table and we've accepted the deal.

So you can't hold on to the perks that only come with the other side.

ThiefOfHearts:
Oniranu.

Although gender equality doesnt mean a guy should never buy a girl something nice. After all despite the gender equality you lazy dorks still expect a good meal from your women, no be so?

Hehehe . . . gender equality means a man shouldn't need to use gifts to buy a woman's affection as it objectifies her.

As usual, the kitchen card . . . are u saving the childbirth card for checkup??

ThiefOfHearts:
Uju, I no need such "camping> i wasnt raised poor so nothing can impress me. Sorry

where does it say that I said any of the sort?  

I'll be waiting for a quote.

Hehehe . . . was just setting that trap for you.
I'm just looking for these halfway feminists that want the best of both worlds.

ThiefOfHearts:
They exist, they're just running from you

You actually believe ladies should still get bribed into relationships after all this talk of gender equality??

@topic
Erm . . . we got smarter.
And a few of us found out that mutual bonds and treasury bills were better investments

chic2pimp:
hehehehehe . Don't mind dem jare. They shout gender equality whenever it suites them.

I'm all for gender equality but not when you wanna take it halfway.
That's robbery.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312150.msg4463843#msg4463843 date=1251829140]Like Rita in Koko Mansion. [/quote]That was a prime example of African ladies washing their dirty linen in public
I can't believe they had to bring in people to teach them how to behave as a lady.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312150.msg4463843#msg4463843 date=1251829140]African women have issues. . . . . .They want to eat their cake and have it.[/quote]That's true . . . they want the best of both worlds.
They want to hold on to African traditional gender roles and then come asking why you didn't bring them flowers for Val's day

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312150.msg4463843#msg4463843 date=1251829140]That bi-racial chic? Whooooooooosh. . . . . .She's a sizzler. [/quote]I wanted to say hi . . . till I saw how involved you were with her lips

tubabie:
Yeah right! I'll prefer a leap above you.
And your points were amazing though

I'd prefer to be on top of the Overall League
But we don't always get what we prefer do we??

tkb417:
tubabie has got a good squad now so expect her to climb up but i doubt if she can flex with ya
forget DK, hes going down to nationwide this season

are u serious players will be expensive after the inter break?
hmm, i want to buy Rooney oo and i cant afford any increment at all

the thing is i dont wanna buy now cos the idiot can come back with a metatarsal injury after the game
so ill risk it, ill wait till after the games on saturday b4 i buy anybody
dont lead me astray

Tubabie's showing promise . . . I just hope she doesn't make the same mistakes others made.
I saw her team, it's polar . . . she's got the point gainers and then the relegation players, that's how to get points

Just hope Rooney doesn't score two hattricks, I risked it with Defoe and I ended up paying 0.2mil extra.
I regret selling Vela now, he's moving to Fulham, they've got no strikers.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312150.msg4463726#msg4463726 date=1251827818]She is hopelessly deluded.
I can bet she was PMSing when she wrote this drivel.
Black men run away from who? How many African women are really educated?[/quote]Hehehe . . . some of 'em go to school and refuse to get educated.

But seriously Jackal, why don't you like African women??
I saw you at Baker Street station with this biracial chic. . . or are you scared of the fact that Nigerian chics don't like PDA??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=312150.msg4463334#msg4463334 date=1251824075]Please summarise the letter.
It was like an epistle to the Romans in the days of Paul.[/quote]She basically said what we've known for years. . . European/American African women are lonely, hence the aggression
Most African guys do not find the Sades and Ngozis attractive.
Apparently, she thinks it's because they're opinionated and thickheaded.

White men don’t want us because we do not meet the standard “beauty” definition. Black men run away from us because they say we are too educated and opinionated and unsubmissive. European men would rather date and marry one of their own. Don’t even get me started on Asian men; they won’t even look us in the eye because they have no respect for us. They think all we’re about is to come into their hair supply stores every week to get a different brand and length of weave and fading creams. But what are we to do? We can’t please everyone. We can’t be ourselves; and when we try to be someone else too we are labeled insecure?!

Read the first letter . . . WOW!!!

At the end of the day, it's a subjective topic.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4462889#msg4462889 date=1251820386]Referees cannot see everything on the pitch. . . . .The viewing angles vary from action to action so you cannot blame the ref for Eduardo's dive.
Dudu clearly conned the referee and he should be punished for cheating.[/quote]Exactly my sentiments
Dudu is not being punished for cheating, he's being punished for the inability of the refrees to get him booked.

Instead of training refrees to do their job or introducing video evidence, UEFA has decided to vent their annoyance at the young Croatian.
If we punish the player, they'll forget the fact that three officials were too stupid to see a clear dive

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4462889#msg4462889 date=1251820386]Thatz the way it is. . . . . . . . .
Eduardo won't be the first player to be punished retrospectively.
Letz not get carried away with this Eduardo incident. He is dud anyways so why are Arsenal fans bawling like babies.[/quote]Hmmn . . . that makes sense
One player almost beat up a refree, swore on national TV and helped spark a mob of death threat sending retards . . . the other player dives when his team is 2 goals up, and they get the same punishment??

Platini is a joke

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4462750#msg4462750 date=1251819334]Because it is better the referee hands out the punishment rather than the officials doing a review.
I remember Kolo Toure elbowing Alan Shearer some seasons ago. . . . . .The referee missed the action. If he had seen it, Toure woulda copped a yellow.
Shearer complained after the game and the FA reviewed it. Toure got 3-match ban for it.[/quote]Exactly . . . we all know it's better for officials to do their job.

Refrees are there to catch divers like Eduardo . . . but when he's too stupid to do his job, you punish the player.

And I'll also like to point out the fact that Eduardo will likely get the same punishment Drogba got for almost beating up a refree.
Does that make any sense at all??
Platini's deluded

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4462676#msg4462676 date=1251818723]This week’s verdict:

Eduardo – YES - A clear dive in an attempt to win a penalty –
I cannot agree with claims that he was jumping to avoid contact with the keeper as he was past him before falling.

Eboue – YES - A clear dive as there was absolutely no contact with the tackler, Patrice Evra, who was already on a yellow card and could have been dismissed if Eboue had been successful.[/quote]Exactly what I was saying . . .
Why should eduardo be handed a two-match ban while eboue escapes with a yellow??

Why is Eduardo getting a greater punishment that Dudu if we agree that they did exactly the same thing??

Krayola2:
I think Eduardo got a ban because his team got an advantage from cheating. Eboue got caught. . . so no advantage.

If we want to punish wrong decisions that lead to wins, we might as well punish players for scoring undetected offside goals.
Afterall it's a wrong decision from the Assistant refree and an advantage for the player's team.

Krayola2:
Referees can not ever see everything. Sometimes it is just impossible for several reasons e.g was a very quick counter and couldn't keep up with the ball to be close enough to see the play, or just didn't have the right angle.

At the end of the day, it's still incompetence
They're paid to be at the right place at the right time . . .
They're the reason we've refused to get inplay decision supported with video evidence. . . so they should be machines if need be.

Krayola2:
So, IMO, players are obligated to play by the rules and they should be punished when they don't. If not during the game, they should be punished after.

Players are paid to do whatever it takes to win matches. . .
Defenders tackle from behind to stop players from taking the shot after beating everyone, players try to control the ball with their hands when it's the last option, that's what players do.

The reason we have refrees is to force players to obey the rules and punish them if they refuse to.
Now if a refree doesn't do just that (book Eduardo), there's no sense in punishing the player for the refree's mistake.
Afterall the refree gave Arsenal the advantage while Mike Dean gave Eboue the yellow card.

HNIC:
we have analysed this thing before. . . . .
Steinson played footie the next week
Eduardo didn't play football for over a season
Nothing more to add!

Couldn't have said it any better.

dayokanu:
Eldee you are sonding very pathetic

Both were tackles to the ankle. Now its time to measure, Escape Velocity, Torque, Tension because of assanal

Read HNIC's post . . .
Nothing more to add.

@Dayokanu
I know trying to make you see this is a complete waste of time but how do you expect to analyse the impact of momentum, velocity and force with pictures??
Is this how low you're willing to go to take a shot at The Arsenal??

@tkb
It's not easy ooh . . .
Tubabie's out to get me next Gameweek . . . I'm not taking any risks
I should have chosen a weaker person to bully . . . like Dayokanu

@NFFLMA
I've heard from reliable sources that prices of players will increase after the international break.
This will probably happen because of the fact that deadline transfers will sometimes double a player's value.
Good performace in the respective national teams (especially English players ) will mean more people will try to get them into their teams and therefore hike the price you'll usually pay to get them

If you're going to make any transfers, complete them before the 8pm today and avoid doing a SWP.