₦airaland Forum

RuuDie:
@ chuckdee,
& there u was going on about teaching GEOMETRY 2 MONKEYS. . . . . . . . I'll save my breathe & let u figure out the "hun" on your own. Maybe that way we can get a rough estimate of where your I.Quotient is stuck @ on the scale!

2 footie, most managers would care less if their strikers don't score as long as he ain't just making up the no.s in the park!
There's a certain A.HLEB who doesn't score often. . . . . Heck, he doesn't even strike the ball unless its a pass; doesn't bother 2 much about closing down the opposition. . . . . But is very much a regular !?

Blimey. . .dude you just took spewing crap to the next level
pray tell, what version of the premier league do you watch?
Hleb doesn't close down on defenders? What was he doing against Liverpool at Anfield?
Forget the EPL, at least the UCL is on freeview, did you see the Milan Match?
My dayz, Hleb of all people, tell me one goal apart from setpieces that Hleb is not involved in?

Please, limit ur fuckeries to Aliadiere, (a striker that has only four goals and one assist in over twenty starts)
Tell me what seperates hime from Gallas. . .

my crazy secetary

she's really, really wierd in a kinda cute way. believe me

ibkaye, the silly, crazy naija girl

chiogo:
Hmm, idk. The Game??

It's 'Heaven' by Nas ft Mary J Blige

Heart Of Worship - Michael W Smith
That's Just the Way The Father Is- Kurt Karr

morenike09:
ohh ok, guy, eldeee told me to tell you that am the oldest of our family. . .am older by 5 years. . .i used to give him wedgies when he misbehaves. . .and i used to lock him in school lockers when no one is around. am sorry eldeee. you'll always be my baby brother

chei. . .so because i was watching girlfriends you quickly formulated these super story

@ib
i'll soon release it, believe me

Five grammy's can't be wrong

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

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Amy Winehouse- Tears Dry On Their Own
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yeah u roll down the stairs when i kick u

adesodgi:
wHaT hAPpeNs wEn hOT meEtS cOOl cOs i cAN seE NotHiNg hApPeNIng ON yOuR pROfILe. . .

u get the flaming ice

morenike09:
@eldeeeeeeee
plz release toyinrayo o. . .

erm, you remember that blackmail of yesterday? just do what i said
swear u'll get toyin will be back to nland in five minutes

There are three good ways

1) It's not you, it's me
Already overused, you could get cold revenge.

2)It's not me, it's you
Never tried this, but if it works just buzz me on Y!M, err. . .that's if your pc is still in one piece.

3)It's not us, its the society
This one is foolproof, blame everyone; the government, the white man, even your dead grandmother. . .

Chacal:
The
Boateng was clearly fouled. . . . .a visually-impaired line assistant gave a corner-kick instead of a freekick to Middlesboro. . .
It was fairly balanced. . .

My dayz. . .even though I don't believe in giving excuses but I've got to say that was really harsh
A goal in the first minute against a defensive freekick/corner kick
so much for ur fairplay campaign just last week. . .

Your next game is against Chelsea. . . . . . . What are your chances of securing 3 points at the Bridge

It's not too far away. . .let's see
But one thing's for sure, we own the EPL this season, and don't ask me how I found that out
My money's on it

@ib
i don't have time for you now. . .hisss

@wasteman
i'm aight, been stressed for sumtime now, can't wait for easter.

@toyin
just when i wanted to release toyinrayo, you come and show urself

It's just a week away, this is a case of our back on the ground
It's going to be all out. . .
I know the phrase 'psychological boost' is not explanatory enough.
I was trying to explain the kind of hunger you guys had after losing at home then facing us in the FA Cup.
Yeah maybe the word 'thirst' will be a better description.

Besides u got to remember that we're still equal on points
You're talking like u guys are five points above us already.
It's easier for us to win this season than next season when Chelski will be with their new coach and Liverpool will be better structured.

Arsenal's problem is the WEAK STRENGTH IN DEPTH.

Yeah, but now we have only two trophies to chase now, it's not as bad as you present it.

hey wasteman. . .what's gud wiv u

Hmmn, here we go again. . .still waiting to see Wenger's postmatch
We desperately need a big team right now to boost our morale
Bring Man Utd now, the boys need to realise that we're still in the title race
Have we lost it? NO!!!
This is just going to be the most interesting part of our Season DVD
Where the highlights are shorter. . .
We've been leading all this while, this is the reality check we needed.

@MC Omo
Forget that side, Chelsea can't win
All we have to do is beat them, and there'll be another round of infighting in their team

@4play
Yeah I understand the fact that we've not been there before
but remember that gives us a psychological boost against you guys

morenike09:
ewoooooooooooooo. . .they're back to it again o. , the land was quiet for a week o. . .

lol. . .resident amebo

therefore there's no matser

@ib
silly pikin

@holythug
i tot not. . .next time direct ur post well

swear you did
all other reasons come after that

holythug:
o ga o which wan b all this cosk & bull story

bruv, abeg hold yaself

ibkaye:
hehehehehe back back yeah i missed you

yeah, i tot so
how's abule wimbledon

oh ma freakin dayzzz. . .i beeeee
so u decided to come back shey, u missed me too much

mugu, he plays for a team i love, hmmn. . .anglais

u sure knew el wasn't gon openin ur profile

legally pink

This Fuji thing - Midnight Crew
Rap And Razz- Midnight Crew Feat Bouqie

morenike09:
@eldeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my brother!!!!!!!!!!! ^{**kiss him on the right cheek, then on the left**} missssss you!!! where have you been sef?

missed u loadz too luv
nairaland is proper boring these dayz, all i do is yim'ing and sports threads. . .
chei, see this small girl ooh? 5years older ke??  

@doyin
e dey pain you, eeyah, don't worry yeah. . .even at 72 , you're still youth at heart

step sis, so wapa

ewww

Thank God ooh. . .
all we have to do is tell The Sun to release sum rumours bout some infighting in the Livefluke dressing room
They'll crumble easier than anyone expects. . .

But seriously, methinks this one's going to be a lil tough.
Liverpool needs the UCL to save Benitez's neck. . .
but, we know how Wenger does it, that's what he's paid for

What rapper used this line in his song?

Making hits is easy
Put a famous bitch on the hook there you go with a platinum CD