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@tkb
don't worry, i'll pay him double what the sun newspaper is paying him
i don't want photographers arround there

@sly
obviously u know who needs to be looked after here

lol. . .na u know how una go plan una wedlock
as for me, i'll just sit here and play my dbanj's 'mobolowowon'
this is as sweet as it gets
no fighting lovers keep ur arsenals to urselves

nah, it's edosio's turn, followed by chasisgirl

eye beee
what's guanin


@topic
ib, her patner-in-crime and the fan they refused to put on

ok, clap for urself, now bolaji log in now

[quote author=Naija*gal link=topic=38130.msg1923577#msg1923577 date=1202235415]hmm. . .eldee the don.that jeans no be your own.lol.[/quote]lmao. . .but na my ipod sha

@topic
what's the proof that ur the real naija*gal

[quote author=Naija*gal link=topic=40613.msg1923549#msg1923549 date=1202235074]@eldee,ditch all that macho ish n apologise to her, if u do care bout her.
she didint mean it when she said she hates u,trust me.
anyways love will see u guys through. . .gee,when did i become a love doc?[/quote]err. . .neva said i was in love
but thanks for the advice anyways

Chacal:
@ Eldee,

So this is where u kill time, huh?
Islander, watch out for Eldee ., . . . . . .He is a hi-class womaniser
He is a wanted man in about 20 London boroughs.

lmao. . .you too what are u lookin for here, huh?
islander see what u caused, u just brought this wildcat out of his jungle
now my vacation spot is not safe again

and the last time i checked u was wanted in the island

tkb417:
eldee, whats going on for real?
don't seem to know why this thing is going above the rim

tell me what u know that i don't know.
will ya?

why can't you climb and see for ur self
the elders of nland have given you a wifey, don't argue
and obviously you fell in love as soon as she did so

@tkb
out of 1,329,000,000 potential mates in my own species, why will i think of going down the biological level of organisation, na wa ooh. . . _{i left out the old women ohh, and the under-16}
this world is turning to sumn else
i cannot even fit to shout

do u know jackal has found my vacation resort the guy will surely use it against me later
and the first thing he'll do is tempt me with 'fab vs anderson'

@tkb
Wait let's count. . .
bro, the list is so damn long,

1)r****
2)s**
3)la***
15)that chick that just moved in next door
35)that girl that stares at me in a way
76)this sexy teacher that said she wants to see me privately
98). . .
186)beyonce
555)kelly rowland
893)rihanna
1003)fergie
1004). . .
20000) the 13million nigerian chicks from age 22 downwards
13000003) The female population of china
3001100000)That girl I told 'not even if she was the last one on earth and the survival of humanity depends on me.

nah, this to-do list is damn too long

@poster
Hmmn, not even if i was will smith in 'i am legend'

what u looking for mignes for, is he

skinny


tall or short

naijagal
thinking bout the look on her face when she said she hated me



thinking 'i wonder if she meant it'

thinking if she wasn't that close it woulda been easier to clear off the look from my memory

thinking 'but i'm meant to be the guy here' why am i being the sucker

thinking bout how i'll continue wiv the alpha-male cred and come home broken

bald


eyes or lips

Thinking bout how I annoyed **** and she's neva going to talk to me again ***[size=3pt]if u by mistake stumble on nland. . . jus know i'm dead sorry, swear down[/size]

Thinking bout how she reminds me of my real self

Thinking bout how to get enough courage to apologise _{even when I did nuffin wrong}

Thinking that well, she's just a girl nuffin special [size=2pt]just that she knows me inside out and we've been friends since childhood and even my chick dont know me that much[/size]

@bolaji
u never cease to amaze me
First u're campaigning for ur next you to vote
Reason: He is your fan
Then you tell me the thread-starter and overall judge not to vote
Reason: I exposed the fact that u know next to nothing bout hiphop
Now you say mailmalc's vote should not be counted
Reason

Even Obj's thirdterm bid is more legit than this

@bolaji/flowshow/chasisgirl/jessicalcb/edosio/bjconco
Wordsmith is Po Deep's realtive, FLOWSHOW IS YOU!!!, so is fesse, chasisgirl, edosio and bjcongo
so, please with all due respect sign in with the id we all know, bolajibaok and stop making a fool of yourself
we're tired of all these numerous usernames reflecting the same personality
and when next u're trying to come in with a new username, please press the CAPS LOCK key

and don't hate on me bro
if for nufin else still appreciate the fact that i gave you a crash course on Hiphop101 for free
i coulda charged you for that you know
u say my vote was biased but it's so visible that i broke hiphop down to a level that even sumone of ur iq will understand
_{i've got to college, i know u'll drop another piece of sh it before i cum back}

The part(line) of a rhyme(mostly used in freestyle battles), that personally attacks the opponent. This line is a necessity to ensure your win and to please the crowd. A punchline should cause sting to a crowd or a reader. (sting is when a crowd goes OOOOOOH,,,or ohhh shitttt sonnn!!!, after hearing a punchline)
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punchline

I'ma make u 'see stars' like fortune-tellers Please, how direct can it be again
this pussy-hole don't even bust half as good as my beretta--the last time i checked beretta is the cap of a seaman .does beretta bust? this only shows how myopic your intellect is.
- lmao, see how u embarass your self. . .berreta 92 fs is a gun bro. even if you don't live in peckham, many hiphop artiste talk bout it in lyrics. . .eeya. hiphop head my left ass cheek.

The captain of rappin just checked in, Ahoy!/
Between bolaji, sharn & jessica, I can't even tell which is a boy!/
Bolaji, don't u eva get tired of 'suckin'? Goddamn!/
First up in the whorehouse last night & now- on Nairaland?!/
As you can see my main point was the delivery and presentation, then the comment on the LovePeddler-house(which is funny when it's not been used against me   )  which was a left-jaw attack. . .lmao

P.S chiogo aint a simple girl, she beat your ass bro

I never said anyone used 'naija cop, malaria', I said it was pure crap. No naija rapper will be that stupid

bolajibaok:
@eldee
the same criteria that disqualifies others disqualifies you because your vote also doesnt count because you are not a hiphop head. thats the most polite way i can tell you . sorry . try the battles of newbies or infants and vote there. lol

lord have mercy, this guy is biting my lines seriously ooh, meyne thank goodness i've not started dropping shit here yet. . .

if you have seen the swagga swagga thread in music radio . you will see that i am a sauce fan and not 9. and on the classical coded bit you referred to . which song r u talking of? . please post the link for all  to hear it.

also if u have read all my battles well . i usually mention words like punchlines ,metaphors, wordplays and co in my battles.

'''you expected my punchlines & metaphors~ i bring a dico full of figures of speeches''

and  ''you want punchlines I'm going to give you fist-fulls''   . i don't understand how this 2 are the considered codedbite

Sorry that was a typo, it wasn't modenine's it was Wordmith- I just had to do a nairaland search and i found it (D-block Vs Gbade-X) but that can be excused though so forget it.

finally on my lines that u dissected , i think u have what is called intellectual myopia
you need to be highly intelligent and mentally sound with a rapper's IQ of over 10  to understand what bolajibroke spits
Chei bolaji, i don't spit and ur still biting my line. . .ur using my phrase intellectual myopia against me _{jus kiddin}

Just as if i knew you'll say that:
1)If u was a real hiphop head, u'll know that one-on- one battles are used to ridicule opponents. Burn thier cred and push up your ego.
Listen to any beef song you know Cannibus Vs LL, Piggy Bank even Ehen
Take a look at the Nas Vs Hov beef. Nas reduced his coded lyrics in the second verse and dissed Jay flat out. Less metaphors, no punches
Does that mean Nas aint intelligent? if your answer is yes then you need to start doin RnB
It aint to late to get into the hiphop shool of hard knocks

2)So now you mean only rappers should listen to rap. . .it's obvious you need to start learning all over again

3) Go post those lines i pointed out anywhere and hear what pple will say.
I've admitted many times that ur wordplays are good but when u force punches, it kills

u beatin me is like america havin a black obama as president
If I drop this in front of anyone, even my old man, he'll call me a fool, even an IQ of -2 will tell you that Obama is leading the race.

watch how i beat this nigga like ''fat eye'' but without the ''rolling dollar''- (fatai rolling dollar) but the 'fat eye' was crap the line was forced. what iq do u need to figure that out?

The rest speak for themselves, naija police and malaria- that's rubbish. . .just because modenine says it don't mean evryone can use it


Long story short MY VOTE GOES TO PO DEEP

The captain of rappin just checked in, Ahoy!/
Between bolaji, sharn & jessica, I can't even tell which is a boy!/
Bolaji, don't u eva get tired of 'suckin'? Goddamn!/
First up in the whorehouse last night & now- on Nairaland?!/- exactly what i was tryna explain to bj, one line leading to another that's what the delivery and presentation is all about. . . punches are quickshots, dis is bout aimin at the target. LMAO

Nice punches
I'ma make u 'see stars' like fortune-tellers
this pussy-hole don't even bust half as good as my beretta


Why're u always on Sharn's d*ck when she aint even got one??/
Wordsmith f*cked u over so u decided to quit the beef quick/
but u musta jumped off his d*ck//
and landed in my toilet because now u're in 'DEEP' sh*t/ good delivery and presentation and the 'piggy bank' touch(humour)

You and your four otha clones make up the 'Wackson Five'/- lmao. . .i cannot fit to shout

Makin u a Rastafarian is the only way I'm dreadin you- didn't get that though

So I when I say "Bitch please", retard, it dosent mean I'm beggin you/
And it dosent mean a Mouth Action when I say I'm beheadin you phew

Homz, I just f*ckd u over, u're nuthin but P*ssy residue/
You'r like a vampire, EVEN WHEN YOU 'BITE', YOU 'SUCK'!/ - nice punches and imagery

why're u on me & wordsmith's d*ck at d same time, I thot u didnt 'give two fcuks'/- This is raw dissing
This battle is just like your mind, u've lost it, kid/

I'ld have said u're too 'lame' to kick it but f*ck it/,
its obvious u're not too lame to 'kick the bucket'!/ - Best KO i've seen since Chiogo's lab report punch at eldublo


Let's forget about the perfect punches, good presentation, delivery that's out of this world, but u dissed this dude's ass to black

@bolaji
in my own opinion, u've got to stop over-estimating punches, maybe that will help you to stop forcing them. . . everyone should feel free to dispute anythin i say here


just check this out
your win streak expired after d i-shine battle~that was po-deep's last ride in a molue bus shuttle
podeep bonfoon or baboon whatever~ he lives in shells like he is a fuckin car turtle Forced punchlines, not qualified to be a multi

am similar to a naija cop~watch me give podeep malaria like i was a yellow fever I know u was going sumwhere with that but I still don't get it.
poshit bars are like plugs disconnected from nepa~how u gon electrify when there is no light again

and your metaphors too
d gap between us is lik mercury to jupiter ~u beatin me is like america havin a black obama as president- that was really poor considering the fact that there's a politics section on nland, dude don't you watch news?
watch how i beat this nigga like ''fat eye'' but without the ''rolling dollar'' -Even though the name play was good, it don't still make sense-(fat eye)

I have admit that you still dropped some heavy shit like[b]
my punchlines are down to earth~they are close to the ground like an alligator's body[/b]- perfect imagery
shut up there ~poshit u chalk too much ~watch how i black his eyes~ like a classroom board
am like an ambulance ~when u see me show up~know that po-deep will soon b hospitalised.
Bleep computers~ i spit bars taller than gates ~so that bill can peep through his windows to see me beat you/ that was ok



BTW, this one's overplayed
you expected my punchlines & metaphors~ i bring a dico full of figures of speeches

modenine said
you want punchlines I'm going to give you fist-fulls

and about the biting, technically biting is stealing off the eyecatching words to spur into urs
so, u have to admit that u was bitin codedly

My 2 cents is as long as you keep dropping this stretched lines, u'll lose rating
your imagery was good though but you also keep losing in the dissing aspect
what's a rap battle without disses

Let me disect Po deep's verse before i vote

if to say u use panadol u nor for crase like this

oh lala

pervert, please leave toyin alone her heart is synched with only one guy 'tkb' , ok

@tkb and toyin
and all i have to say is mobolowowon oh lala
this is so sweet to watch
did i hear someone say karma

toyinrayo:
sorry o. . . .i don't know who tkb is o

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn² hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn²

brunette


norton or mcafee

will mademoiselle toyin like to answer that

don't let me call tkb for u ohh

toyinrayo:
babe, you're too young to think about that. enjoy your freedom

abi ooh, what she's after is that 'Mrs' in front of the name

aww, wish i had a son

what were u tryin to catch on the ceiling