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Investment / Re: Billion Dollar Startups Founded By Nigerians by elderbros(m): 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Quota system shame on you

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Politics / Re: Babachir Lawal: Why I Chose To Endorse Peter Obi by elderbros(m): 6:44am On Nov 25, 2022
Mr Grass cutter has spoken
Romance / Re: Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by elderbros(m): 12:34pm On Oct 17, 2022
That's the courtship part lol. Not actually doing the do
inoki247:



How many people come dey see the tear leather acquire oh....


And with the tear leather sef u can still test it within the premises and check the button and features to know which one your shuld go for.....
Romance / Re: Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by elderbros(m): 10:42am On Oct 17, 2022
Brand new tear leather car is not tokunbo car
inoki247:




Lol na where u dey buy ur own brand new car from.....


You've the right to check it out....


Dem no say make u drive am From Ikorodu go Ajah....
Romance / Re: Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by elderbros(m): 10:37am On Oct 17, 2022
Brand new cars are not tested
inoki247:
no....


Can you pay for a car without testing....



Union wey go last go last wether sex before marriage or after marriage....

Education / Re: How Bandits’ Threat Forced Abuja Students To Sit For 13 Exams In A Day by elderbros(m): 5:48pm On Jul 27, 2022
Be honest, do you see Nigeria in your dreams

Mjshexy:
Wow...this is really a sad development, is this the Nigeria we dreamt of shocked
Car Talk / Re: 2006 Honda City Transmission Vibration While Trying To Move by elderbros(m): 3:28pm On Mar 05, 2022
Emekayoung:
All of you listing your cars problems. The best thing is to change another gear and use recommended honda cvt fluid. That's the only option. Don't allow any mechanic deceive you. Because they will just be making you waste your hard earned money.


I have this same issue with vibration in the transmission. Also just as you explained it only moves when in R when car is cool or has been parked for long, doesn't responds in D immediately though after switching between P and R severally it will eventually drive sometimes takes 5minutes. I changed the speed sensors and used this top1 cvt fluid you attached earlier. Still same issue.
Please note that I've changed the gearbox before around November 2020 due to the vibration issue and I serviced with the top 1 fluid, worked fine until late December 2021
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by elderbros(m): 12:41pm On Mar 02, 2022
JOB TITLE: English Teacher (Secondary School)

LOCATION: Gwarinpa

Alfaizunacademy17@gmail.com
*08*12-74-68*639*
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Garage now empty, new picture shows by elderbros(m): 7:09am On Jan 28, 2022
So much information from an insider. Kudos
HenryDion:
Rented or given out to thugs to foster their nefarious activities...

You keep hearing of skull miners, but have you ever wondered who the buyers of these parts are?

They are our dumb politicians, musicians, pastors, and top business tycoons and executives who believe JuJu will protect them against their enemies, or accord them luck, power or peace.

I only pity girls who are easily moved by flash things, cause they are always victim. You see them as yahoo boys not knowing they are human part sellers.

One human head can go from #60,000 to over #1,000,000. It depends on the parties involved and the value they place on human life.

A typical Yoruba skull miner wouldn't mind selling for #60,000, for as long as it afford him the next meal and hot. They are often caught after about 5 successful operations.

The real ones are the young business minded Igbo boys cause they sell for as high as #1,000,000 for one human head.

They work directly with the politicians, and they are given everything they need like flash cars, lots of cash, clothes, jewelries, drugs, etc.

When they hit any club at night, they are sure of going home with at least 5 girls. These sets are rarely caught cause their operations are smooth and well organized.

Throughout the lifetime of their operation, they would have mined the skull of hundreds if not thousands.

Majority of politicians have their thugs, and their activities will be tough this campaign period cause they are into kidnapping too. What they do is kidnapp a weak opponent and intimidate him into submission.

If you know how dangerous the world is, you wouldn't leave your bed in the morning. It's survival of the fittest.
Business / Uber - Earn extra Money In Abuja by elderbros(m): 4:08am On May 23, 2021
Update!
Do you want to be an Uber Partner in Abuja/ Lagos?

Here's what you need to know:

• What is Uber?
The Uber app connects drivers and riders. As a driver, you use your own vehicle to pick up riders and drive them to preferred destinations in your city.

How much do I make per week?
You could earn between N100K - N150K (gross) per week. Your profits however can be affected by the amount of inefficient travel between trips, air con usage,

etc.

• Sign up online
Got an email address and a smartphone? Great, now click Uber Sign up to get started. Alternatively, you can use

the link below https://partners.uber.com/i/cwfbzqcy2


•Upload your documents
You need to upload the following documents:
Valid Nigerian drivers license
Valid LASDRI card (Lagos only)
Driver profile photo

• What are the qualifications for partnering with Uber?
Model year 2000 or newer
4-door car
Good condition with no cosmetic damage
A working radio
Your paperwork
Vehicle inspection report
Vehicle insurance
Roadworthiness certificate
A valid Hackney permit

• How do I get a vehicle Inspection report?
To get the vehicle Inspection report, visit for a vehicle inspection at (Mon - Sat) 8am - 5pm
Total Service station by Berger bus-stop, Herbert Macaulay way, Wuse, Zone 5 Opposite Abuja
Total Service station opposite force HQ, Shehu Shagari Way, by Ribadu Diko Junction, Asokoro Abuja
Total Service station beside FHI buiding, J.S. Tarkar Street, Area 3, Garki. Beside FHI Building Abuja

• Activate your account
If you've completed all the above steps, congratulations! You're ready to activate your account and start making money.


NB: Works in Lagos too
Business / Re: Earn Up To N150K A Week As An Uber Partner In Abuja by elderbros(m): 3:48am On May 23, 2021
Update!
Do you want to be an Uber Partner in Abuja?

Here's what you need to know:

• What is Uber?
The Uber app connects drivers and riders. As a driver, you use your own vehicle to pick up riders and drive them to preferred destinations in your city. Driver earnings are based on trips completed using the Uber app.

How much do I make per week?
You could earn between N100K - N150K (gross) per week. Your profits however can be affected by the amount of inefficient travel between trips, air con usage, etc.

• Sign up online
Got an email address and a smartphone? Great, now click Uber Sign up to get started. Alternatively, you can use the link below https://partners.uber.com/i/cwfbzqcy2


•Upload your documents
You need to upload the following documents:
Valid Nigerian drivers license
Valid LASDRI card (Lagos only)
Driver profile photo

• What are the qualifications for partnering with Uber?
Model year 2000 or newer
4-door car
Good condition with no cosmetic damage
A working radio
Your paperwork
Vehicle inspection report
Vehicle insurance
Roadworthiness certificate
A valid Hackney permit

• How do I get a vehicle Inspection report?
To get the vehicle Inspection report, visit for a vehicle inspection at (Mon - Sat) 8am - 5pm
Total Service station by Berger bus-stop, Herbert Macaulay way, Wuse, Zone 5 Opposite Abuja
Total Service station opposite force HQ, Shehu Shagari Way, by Ribadu Diko Junction, Asokoro Abuja
Total Service station beside FHI buiding, J.S. Tarkar Street, Area 3, Garki. Beside FHI Building Abuja

• Activate your account
If you've completed all the above steps, congratulations! You're ready to activate your account and start making money.
NYSC / Re: Should I Serve In Zamfara Or Redeploy? by elderbros(m): 4:33pm On Mar 18, 2021
There's Gold in Zamfara

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Jokes Etc / Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by elderbros(m): 8:26pm On Aug 11, 2020
The answers are gradually changing the title to "people you envy"

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Romance / Re: What My Gynaecology Friend Told Me About Young Sexually Active Females. by elderbros(m): 6:33am On Jun 07, 2020
nuggarito:
been dating my girl for 5yrs plus, we've had unprotected sex, should I even be worried when I marry her?

She should be worried

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Romance / Re: Lady Accidentally falls To Her Death while Nagging With her Boyfriend(pic,video) by elderbros(m): 6:03am On May 02, 2020
Good it was caught on camera. RIP

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Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi Organises First LGBT Pride Event In Lagos by elderbros(m): 4:49pm On Oct 31, 2019
Low budget bobrisky
Travel / Re: Robbery: We Didn’t Review Visa Validity For Nigerians –UAE by elderbros(m): 7:18am On Apr 06, 2019
I wanted to write ... lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed Around Ajah Area, Lagos (photos) by elderbros(m): 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2019
Starboytwo:
imagine 1million for 2 or 3 pythons, even lala no go like kill them...
grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed Around Ajah Area, Lagos (photos) by elderbros(m): 5:36pm On Mar 18, 2019
Starboytwo:
In my opinion, I think people should stop killing dem pythons no more... Maybe a place should be made available where live pythons captured could be exchanged for money.... At the rate of these killings ehn it's getting out of hand already...


Make lalasticlala find another animal replace am

So people can start breeding pythons in exchange for money
Education / Re: Check Out Bird That Can Fly Backwards by elderbros(m): 2:47pm On Mar 12, 2019
PSTEMMA1960:
grin beating its wing 80 times in a second? Lie Mohammed its learning work..
Lets count

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Education / Re: Check Out Bird That Can Fly Backwards by elderbros(m): 11:42am On Mar 12, 2019
Khd95:
i also heard woodpeckers peck woods an average pf 50-70 times per second embarassed grin

I also heard the duck paddles about 60-80 times a second grin

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Education / Re: 5 Wrong Animal Stereotypes That Will Make You Rethink Nature by elderbros(m): 5:59pm On Feb 05, 2019
Why should a king be solitary

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Crime / Unemployed Graduate Kills Brother Because Of N10 Yellow Label Lipton Teabag by elderbros(m): 9:54am On Dec 09, 2017
tongue

Coman beat me
Phones / Re: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by elderbros(m): 11:01pm On Nov 28, 2017
femi4:
choose another network. Change network mode to 3G

Good evening. I have navigated every button on the control panel of the router via 192.168.1.1. Nothing yet to switch network.

Thanking you femi4
Phones / Re: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by elderbros(m): 8:18am On Nov 28, 2017
femi4:
its unlock
Please check the attached picture. The network bar is grey

Many thanks femi4

Phones / Re: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by elderbros(m): 7:37am On Nov 28, 2017
femi4:
97393926
Thanks please this is what is shows after keying the code

Femi4

Phones / Re: How To Unlock Your Swift, Smile Etc MIFI To Use Ntel Sim. by elderbros(m): 11:18pm On Nov 27, 2017
femi4

Please help me with the unlock code

Model: Huawei E5172Bs-925
IMEI: 357500040186098

many thanks Sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by elderbros(m): 1:45am On Oct 29, 2017
English Teacher Vacancy at Al-Faizun Academy, Gwarinpa Abuja. Send CV and cover letter to alfaizunacademy @ gmail.com
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Captures Another Set of Boko Haram Terrorists in Borno State. PICS by elderbros(m): 1:35am On May 14, 2017
grin
Technology Market / Re: MAKE ORDER, WE SHIP 4 YOU, BUY FROM USA/CHINA ebay,amazon,$4/Ibs MAYORALL by elderbros(m): 11:37pm On Apr 08, 2017
mayorall:
Dainf battery
dainf ke?
Politics / Re: Oba Rilwan Akiolu: "No Vacancy For Lagos Governorship Position In 2019" by elderbros(m): 12:49pm On Mar 24, 2017
Grundig:
For a so called first class king, this guy talks way too much and dabbles into politics as though it is some sort of domestic affairs

So it is Kano that he should talk about

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got This Text, Who Else Received It? by elderbros(m): 10:17pm On Mar 17, 2017
wildchild1:


She can get Obalende/CMS from Ogba bus stop

0955eb027:

Ogba! If you can get a bus going to Obalende, that ll be perfect.
If not, you ll have to get to Oshodi, then you ll join a bus going to Obalende.
Which leaves us with2 options,
1, Board a Lekki bus (200 or 250max), alight at Oniru bus stop, and do the same thing i adviced the other lady.
2, Cost saving, from lekki, take a tricycle going to Eko Hotels(you aint going to Eko hotel o). Drop at Bonny Camp (100), walk across the road passing under the fly over towards the fast road.
The fast road is Ozumba Mbadiwe, from there take a N50 bus to Oniru bus stop. Do same as above

Many thanks

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