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RomanceRe: Can You Solve This? by eldervine: 11:20pm On May 04, 2022
MaDaRa01:
A 500ft. Train is moving at 500ft/minute, how long will it take it to go through a 500ft. long tunnel?
a minute
RomanceRe: Can You Solve This? by eldervine: 11:19pm On May 04, 2022
MaDaRa01:
Another one....


A snail is at the bottom of a 20m deep pit. Everyday the snail climbs 5m upward, but at night it slides 4m back down. How many days does it takes before it reach the top of the pit.
20 days
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Stat Since Turning 30 Is Ridiculous by eldervine: 10:05pm On May 03, 2022
Though am a chelsea fan you cant help but appreciate what ORORO has done and is still doing. I wish he had gone to man city instead of man u. Tinz like dis are why you are advised to make decisions with ur head and not ur heart.
RomanceRe: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street(photo,18+) by eldervine: 2:50pm On Apr 23, 2022
Sex starved psycopaths everwhere. No atom of self control. If say na naija now we go call them ritualist cos no one in his/her right state of mind will engage in such a demoralising act.
RomanceRe: Twitter On Fire As Lady Shares Her Best Sèx Position (photos) Online by eldervine: 2:43pm On Apr 23, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
if you kick am for this position na straight to ICU
RomanceRe: Share Your Drowning Experience by eldervine:
I have this phobia for water bodies even if its a gutter.
RomanceRe: Using Condom During Sex Is Masturbation! by eldervine: 1:09am On Apr 22, 2022
This OP went to smoke ijebu weed on an empty stomach
CelebritiesRe: Amber Heard Admits To physically abusing Johnny Depp in fresh Court Case. by eldervine: 12:35am On Apr 22, 2022
God pls keep us away from demons in human form. Amen. Person go just dey him own den devil from the pit of hell will come and destroy all he strugled to build for years. If any fool tries this with me ehh, am so sorry for her
EducationRe: Ngige: Suspension Of Strike ‘depends On ASUU by eldervine: 9:13pm On Apr 21, 2022
Thats how he wants to rule Nigeria. the day he will bring out 100m for his nomination form may it be swallowed by python.
HealthRe: Tuberculosis Kills 20 Inmates At Katsina Prison by eldervine: 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2022
Imagine when dey neva use money do better tinz finish na prison dey won dey look
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia retaliates, sanctions Kamala Harris, Mark Zuckerberg, Others by eldervine: 7:32pm On Apr 21, 2022
Putin is just like Buhari they both have a hidden agenda to destroy their country.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some MEN Cry On Their Wedding day? by eldervine: 6:07pm On Apr 21, 2022
Antmanned:
Lol
I see them as weaklings
Just the thought of it makes my stomach churn.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some MEN Cry On Their Wedding day? by eldervine: 4:40pm On Apr 21, 2022
Any man dat cries on his wedding day purely out of emotion should be brought to me. Na their type i dey use do spiritual cleansing experiment.
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Police Embarrassment In Nigeria If You Have A Car !!! by eldervine: 4:35pm On Apr 21, 2022
This op be like person wey dey traffic cocaine
RomanceRe: Who Won? by eldervine: 4:27pm On Apr 21, 2022
Omo A make sense die.
Science/TechnologyRe: What’s The Name Of This Bird I Found Dead At My Doorstep? by eldervine: 3:50pm On Apr 21, 2022
Not necessarily village people maybe one of ur ancestors came for a visit and you left em out in the cold all night.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Relocate To Anambra Forests, Partner Niger Delta Militants by eldervine: 9:37am On Apr 21, 2022
Hmm. The stress of thinking of something intelligent to say on foolish tinz is too much.
RomanceRe: Why Are Women This Way? by eldervine: 9:44am On Apr 19, 2022
Animegirl:
Thunder fire Me, pathetic stories and women.
PoliticsRe: Saboteurs Hold Nigeria Hostage As Power Grid Collapsed 115 Times In 9 Years by eldervine: 9:55pm On Apr 17, 2022
[quote author= post=112038421]God punish evil people and their supporters.[/quote]where you dey since
RomanceRe: How Do I Overcome This? by eldervine: 1:33am On Apr 17, 2022
been there not a nice experience. Keeping quiet to bullshits so as not to deter the little help you are getting. Setting a goal and working towards it is the only way out. It helps to keep ur mind away from negative thoughts
RomanceRe: How Would You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex..? by eldervine: 4:28pm On Apr 16, 2022
okoroemeka:
I have even battled through a relationship with a girl that orgasms after just 2-3 minutes of fingering her and then she will wear her pant no more sex because she is satisfied, will you leave such woman to go Scot free because she is satisfied?with your dick vibrating and humming like an insulator pillar at kanji dam,no way she is going,that pvssy must be hammered and made to obey the rules of engagement.
na dis kind tinz de cause rape
RomanceRe: How Would You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex..? by eldervine: 10:26am On Apr 16, 2022
okoroemeka:
when a woman start begging you to cum she has surrendered
Getting tired doesnt mean they are satisfied just wait for 5 mins na u go run
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross On Stage At Lagos Concert With Davido, Tiwa Savage, Tion Wayne by eldervine: 10:33pm On Apr 15, 2022
tienegem:
I was there life, it was electrifying
why e no shock you die.
RomanceRe: She's Also A Virgin, And She Accepted Me by eldervine: 11:14am On Apr 15, 2022
VictorUSA:
Thaa! I enjoy it when women shower it on me.If she truly loves you, she'll do it without 2nd thought.
Ok continue
RomanceRe: She's Also A Virgin, And She Accepted Me by eldervine: 10:21am On Apr 15, 2022
VictorUSA:
First, are you male or female?
am male. Am strongly against the TF tradition. Seeing a fellow gee do it breaks my heart
RomanceRe: She's Also A Virgin, And She Accepted Me by eldervine: 9:56am On Apr 15, 2022
VictorUSA:
So what made you hot in the 1st place?
The fact dat you were expecting TF from a lady. Its not a manly thing to do.
RomanceRe: How Would You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex..? by eldervine: 9:54am On Apr 15, 2022
It will be easier for the bottomless pit to get filled up than for them to get satisfied
RomanceRe: She's Also A Virgin, And She Accepted Me by eldervine: 9:50am On Apr 15, 2022
VictorUSA:
I hate trolling.if u want to troll, meet.
Nice decision you made there. Well i think am cool with you now.
RomanceRe: She's Also A Virgin, And She Accepted Me by eldervine: 9:37am On Apr 15, 2022
VictorUSA:
MUMU na your papa name o.What made you tapped into my thread? I've never read any of your posts, and never will I.So fuck_outta my thread asap!
Seems you recently inherited ur fathers phone. That explains why you are trying so hard to remain relevant on a faceless forum as if its ur father property.

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