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[quote author=Niseamaka]Advocates of the garri crew?.What will they be advocating for?.Talking about the price of garri in every thread?.Get a life.[/quote
U better start d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y drink garri with eja dindin aßℓ̊ u think say na everybody fit afford the dog food wey u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y chop?get a life today drink garri with eja dindin

Oh my God!this is just a waste of taxpayers money when u can easily cure her with a cup of garri and eja dindin

I was not a fan of d garri gang initially but from this moment henceforth due to the dictatorial style of mod here I hereby declare myself a member of d garri gang,let it fizzle out with time I don't care,me loves garri with eja dindin

These things really exist and I can prove N̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ 7 personally, let's fix a date and u will know its not magic oodua tokantokan, omode omogun onpe ni efo

leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. First
and foremost I would like to thank God for
giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to
thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs
wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for
me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have
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moment that I will never forget. I just
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thank; facebook,nairialand, my girlfriends and sugar mummies, the fish I caught in the third
grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t
be able to see the keyboard without it, the
internet for letting me go on facebook, my
house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out
of their day to read this. I cannot stress how
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years, but that has not been possible until this
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thank you everyone!

I can't believe I just wasted one precious minute reading τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇i§ crap, SEUN I think we need some sort of reorganisation here.

Τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇i§ forum has lost its bearings, gone are the days when we had educating topics, all we see now is crap that gives one chronic eyesore ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊ Ơ̴̴̴͡k.̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎⌣ I weep Fø̲̣̣я̅ τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇i§ forum.

[quote author=mxxpunkxx!]only illiterates do so . . if u really understand how an ATM works, then you would be wasting ur energy counting,
the machine has a sensor that pushes each bill into the dispatch tray, one bill at a time
another infra-red sensor scans each bill for thickness. this means if two bills are stuck together, it would not come out
rather it would pass into a reject bin. any bill that is badly torn is also passed into the reject bin
it does this so perfectly, it could never go wrong.
the only mistake an ATM could do, is debiting your account without paying
and it's not the machine's fault. it's caused by a timeout in network while transmitting banking messages from the machine to the relay server.[/quote]I don't think u are a thoroughbred Nigerian cos u should know nothing is real here on this green space

This really got me rolling on my back,well the only correction I reject from my lady is when she complains that I don't spare the fish head for her

chidyhels: U dnt nid 2 judge pple frm a distance_i dont care abt hs dress code n lifestyle_personally, i knw he is dwn 2 earth and a swt persn 2 relate wit.

do I need to know him personally before judging him?a yoruba adage maxim says "irisi ni isolojo"

When u talk of stammerers I am a hardcore stammerer but it has not deter me from pursuing my goals I argue more than a fluent person and I take tutorials in my school so been a stammerer is an avenue for u to strive to make things work ur way mind u I am a good vocalist

okooyinbo: What is the mixture of Ondo State? Eating dog is not about any mixture. Dog is an "eran" Ògún from time immemorial, so when the blood has been offered to the Orisha, the meats are shared. Same things go for the other "eran" Orisha. I have eaten dog before both the ones offered to Ògún and the none ritualized ones. Oma Ilaje mo de gha rin.

ayemafughe ilaje o u should know that it is not all families in ilaje that eat dog meat it is a taboo for my family cos omo asogbon mo gha rin

Religion is a way of life,you can either choose it or another way of life we should be careful with whatever we post about religion[b]Religion is a way of life,you can either choose it or another way of life we should be careful with whatever we post about religion[/b]Religion is a way of life,you can either choose it or another way of life we should be careful with whatever we post about religion

Kunlegzy: .

U̶̲̥̅ know ђã†̥ ℓ̊ be village local, U̶̲̥̅ don't really Ђά̲̣̣vέ †Φ know W̶̲̥̅̊ђǝrǝ ℓ̊ dey beat ♍Ɣ drums from ☺ķªª¥ . U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ not banished from touring Ɣ☺ΰr country, take a stroll down †Φ τђε state. Chikena

I know u are a chronic idiot, I am not a home based like u I only schooled in ondo state and I am in akungba at the moment which part of the state are u referring to is it owo,emure ile,ifon,isuada,akoko,ikare,ikale,epinmi,ijagba,imoru,uso or wherever in ondo state I've been to almost all LGA's in ondo state if u were bred in lagos the kinda orientation u received would have been an eye opener

Kunlegzy: Aside from PH τђε capital of Rivers state, name  tangible place again, hmmm.


U̶̲̥̅ ve †Φ go aπϑ tell them Iπ bayelsa state, ђã†̥ it means †Φ be an oil producing state.

time will tell, but beware cos soon ur cosy homes will be ur graves and ur bodies will bloat with the money u squander

Kunlegzy: i think u re entitle to your own opinion my friend, are u from ondo state, towards the end of ur youth service in june: u went to uyo, did u stay thre up till a month? ur judging from ur own mind, akpabio even dusted fashola if you dont know. as for mimiko, come to ondo state you will see the various aspect of human endeavour that this gentleman have touched, let me assist you abit.
1. infrastructural development. maybe is been long u ve been to that ancient town called Akure, you have to take a trip down and see things for yourself, i never know that every town is beautiful, provided money can be spent the beauty will showcase and thats the case of akure.
2. health care delivery. go and check mother and child hospital,well it maybe not be meaningful to you for now, cos u re not yet a father, but until then. diagnostic center, General upgrade of hospital, clinic and health centers in the state
3.Education. u need to come and see the first public mega primary school ever in nigeria, an initiative from the Governor to the masses which is aimed at closing the gap between the high class and low class when it comes to education in the state, this mega school spread across the entire state, with one out of three in akure functional and the rest abt 95% complete. there is general upgrade of every Unity and Secondary school in the state. u can come and confirm this, if you are the doubting Thomas
4.urban renewal initiative. standard auto-pack, auto-mart, mechanic village, five star market, beautification, shuttle buses for all schools in the state, dew spewing roundabout hmmm, etc
5. agriculture. i hope u heard of Malaysia magic?. well thats the oil palm sector.
6 housing project
7,................ i no fit type again, come and see for urself ok. no one is campaigning for anybody but the truth needed to be told to d doubting thomasis. dont mind my english , no timeeeeeeeeeeee

this guy is really stupid,how can u use the development of a central location to judge the whole state I'm very sure u are an akure local, all u mentioned above can only be found in akure for ur information ondo state receives more allocation than lagos

wandeay: you have the outer, inner and the innermost eyes, buses given to the state by FG is paint LP(orange), all projects by the past government are all abandoned, profit-oriented mega schools, infact, its a wasted 4 years

guys we are like minds,pls enlighten these akure locals on what is expected from ondo state as an oil producing state

Kunlegzy: Is the OSOPADEC chairman in the state not from your town, that question should be directed †Φ him

Or u did not hear that he misappropriated funds, his case in court, u hear bro?

he is a card carrying member of the labour party,so I can bet the money is siphoned for party use wake up idota!

10 over 10: Adefo?? U have really be misinformed by those modern noise makers and fools..former Gov Agagu spent 6 years with executive LGA chairmen!! Why didn't they do the so called LGA projects..but they were busy packing money..and now that a Gov with caring heart is trying to change the lot of Akure from a village to a true and modern capital city!! I wonder why u guys are complaining..pls move with time..

guy I think u are one who has been misled here,remember ondo state is part of NDDC and is akure the only LGA in ondo state moreover the people who gave the money are suffering

nifemi01: guy seriously u re high on something. What previous administration? U mean d guy dat looted d whole state treasury n keep buying lipstick all about?
Also dat free shuttle u called a fg project, go meet ur bro retardeen n ask him when he initiated d project.

guy u are the one who is retarded and u lack exposure just like most of the folks in ondo state,think;all u mentioned about mimiko's achievements can only be found in akure,is akure the only LGA in ondo state,do u expect people from ilaje,ese odo and the riverine areas to come to akure for health services.Pls try and visit places outside ur abode

Kunlegzy: U̶̲̥̅ dey waist Ɣ☺ΰr time, which oil are Ɣ☺u producing? ℓ̊ mean Ɣ☺u . What do u want him †Φ come aπϑ do, someting FG haven't even sorted out.

pls try to update ur self before contributing in forums like this,google is there to enlight u and pls spell check ur words before posting

plc group: Very good rating - to me the 5 governors are performing but I feel it should be this way:

1. Rochas
2. Fashola
3. Akpabio
4. Oshiomole
5 Mimiko

what!am I going blind or what,how on earth did mimiko merit this,ask students of rufus giwa poly owo,ask owo indigenes and ilaje where I belong,for ur enlightment ondo state is d fifth producer of crude oil in nigeria and all mimiko can show for all the oil windfalls is the beautification of akure,come to ilaje and see the agony my people are facing,no electricity,no health centre no pipe borne water,the people who owns the land that bring forth the black gold are suffering like no man's business,check employrment rate,youth empowerment,education sector and agricultural sector pls stop this unworthy hype of mimiko and go to places outside akure

plc group: Very good rating - to me the 5 governors are performing but I feel it should be this way:

1. Rochas
2. Fashola
3. Akpabio
4. Oshiomole
5 Mimiko

what!how can u include mimiko in this glorious list,what has he done?I know u will be quick to say he beautify akure,he built mother and child health center there,what about other LGA's in ondo state,lest u forget ondo state is part of the niger delta and d fifth producer of crude oil in nigeria,talk about education sector,health sector,employement and youth empowerment he is nowhere to be found,the only youth empowerment he promote is thuggery,rufus giwa polytechnic owo a state owned institution is lacking good infrastructure even with d recent 200% increase in tution fees,call me anything u like but I'm proud to be an ilaje the only militant tribe in ondo state and the producer ot its cude oil.

Nickydrake: I suck on the pc alright. But with T9 prediction on me alphanumeric keypad? Fast enough to make your jaw drop

guy na t9 be the thing o I fit challenge u on t9,I've been using it since 2007

may God save us from our malinformed journalists had it been i wasn't an eyewitness i would have digeated this wrong information hmmm a chopper turns to aircraft in nigerian tabloid

ROSSIKE i remember you vividly you are the 161st evil spirit sent by lucifer to manipulate the world but hear this you doomed creature your father lucifer has failed again go tell him that and as for you are damned you will never find the knowledge you seek

thats why i love being a nigerian see my people corruption is inborn for every nigerian so to curb corruption will be very hard but who knows i might be the one to bring the change

How can u say this kinda plan makes sense 1500 for 60mb is daylight robbery

Why should you thank a lady after sex its unromantic cuddling her after sex will go a long way to show your appreciation,matter of factly ladies tend to thank guys if satisfied in bed

People like u really need serious talking to why would i lie about my escapade when i'm not been paid i can give u her number if you really wanna confirm and i will go tell the pope only if the pope is your uncaring father moreover she is prettier than ur bony faced mother go learn how to mingle

rhymz:
Bloody lier that lies from both his mouth and his nyansh. . . u ended an 8yr r/ship coz your ugly gf called U babyboy. . . Scheeew. . .go and tell that to the Pope. . .

People like UNITEE really need serious talking to why would i lie about my escapade when i'm not been paid i can give u her number if you really wanna confirm and i will go tell the pope only if the pope is your uncaring father.go learn how to mingle

I think the problem is not the pet name being used but the phonetic and the familiarity in between how do u expect an half baked nigerian guy to pronounce sweet heart,angel,baby the most irritating is when you're dating an igbo guy angel will be ma ange,sweetheart-sweetart,baby-beybey chei moreover its annoying when your new guy calls u a pet name within 2days,the fact is we nigerian guys really need orientation on romance i used to call one of ex beautiful heart and till date she insists i call her petname whenever we make calls the other was obesed to a fault but i gave her confidence by calling her my baby and indeed she felt good with it cos how many guys would call an obesed lady my baby but in an attempt to please me she called me baby boy and that ended the 8yrs relationship cos i detest being called baby boy so guys lets learn to look into our ladies eyes when calling them by their pet names it gives them assurance