₦airaland Forum

iamlimo:
hmmm... well I'm not kinda a primitive tech oriented but I use Samsung GT- 5S839i, was a gift to my mum from my brother-in-law in the UK. Fell in love with it almost immediately I set my eyes on it so, I snatched it from her; running on Android 2.3.6 and I still get things done efficiently. My Ipad 3 really helps too but Im unconsciously attached to my Samsung and run my show with few apps such as:

Whatsapp: king of social messaging. whatsapp's support of android 2.1 keeps the app breathing on my phone

MX player: The right substitute for VLC player that I couldn't install. I discovered it when I was foolish #TeamVasline you knw what I mean I hardly use it nowadays cos I don't crave for those videos anymore.

UC browser: super download speed. men the UI/UX guys that designed that file downloading animation did a great job.

Opera 4.2: been rocking it since 2014, the offline functionalities works fine for me. Fast? NO! but still works fine. currently surfing nairaland with it

Facebook lite: The most humble but highly efficient app. I love it. Atleast half bread is better than none

YouTube: Hehe funniest app on my phone, works like a typewriter. Hehe it's the oldest version, couldn't update it because my play store has stopped working

Flashshare: Isakaba of all apps. just Flashshare those files. Works like a militant. Hehe

ThinkFree Office: helps me access, read, edit and save documents with ease.

I think that's all, wait let me check... ok thats all; the rest are pre-installed apps and it doesnt work. Please, can anyone help me with installing those kinda apps. Thanks.

You're living in 2012.

Adie1993:
Plz Hw does rooting an Android phone works??...i mean d change nd d futures

The change? It gives you the freedom to tweak your phone and uninstall some stock app.. The future? All phone must damage, root or unroot.

dayveed1:
lol Bros.. They're coming after you... BTW I keep getting my account banned on OKC ... Any hints that might help??

get a good vpn and verify it on whoer.net if it has no red flag then you're good to go.

Honestly1:
Hi. Can you screen grab these apps expecially the lucky patcher. Thanks

this is lucky patcher.

Themandator:
I prefer my sword Bible... There's nothing yet like it.... Cross reference, compare, parallel etc then you version Bible.. It has even Yorba, igbo a day hausa versions

You version Bible is the best. I've been using it since 2015.

nobsalis:
pls how best can I use Voicechanger, lucky patcher, drippler, and fleksy keyboard cuz I just downloaded dem now but dey ain't user friendly at all #confused

lucky patcher is not for noobs don't fiddle with it, drippler is just your normal tech app and download Fleksy keyboard patch to enjoy it.

This op is definitely fiddling with our intelligence, this picture has been photoshopped.

Whatsapp
Fleksy keyboard; you will love this keyboard
Voice changer
Google chrome
Openvpn connect
Ifont
Xplore
Lucky patcher
Freedom
Mx player
Drippler
Malwarebytes; the best anti malware.
Dictionary
Bible
Wattpad; for thousands of novels
Camscanner
Ucbrowser.

Goddex:
Aisha Muhammadu Buhari is a thief!
APC bloggers at work to divert our attention

.....And Goddex is a wailer.

Acidosis:
You're wrong.


Why is everyone running and hiding under the carpet because of a shameless tyrant?


People should learn to speak, act, and stand by their actions.


How can someone sponsor Fayose's campaign, and goes back again to deny such act because of a Fulani dictator?

The joke is on the buttlickers. History will only remember those who acted rightly or wrongly and stood to defend their acts. Buttlickers, puppets and slaves have no good record in History.

Tyrant and fulani dictator? Do you even know the meaning of these words? I'll accept the fact that you're bitter and short sighted but the election is over and Buhari won, I expect you to accept the loss of your candidate and support the President with prayers afterall we're reaping the fruits of corruption in the last administration.Even in developed countries when politicians are probed they never resort this kind of threat, I'm not fayose's fan but I don't think blackmailing his sponsors will save him from this problem.

neonly:
i just like dis man his bold

Does this sounds like boldness to you? It simply shows he is disloyal.

sonOfLucifer:
Fayose my 'roll' model.

It's obvious you are both fathered by "Luciferyose"

BornnAgainChild:
Go to china town .......street wey carry my name der there too

I'm sure it's china town in Hell Fire.

Kenobus:
You dont know what you are saying. GEJ did that road from Cele to Coconut. The work Ambode has done at berlet is just temporal. I salute him. All the work done by Lagos state from fashola would be swallowed by what GEJ did on that road, specifically on the face between Cele and Coconut.

And what fashola did from mile 12 to ikorodu ( a federal highway) will swallow whatever GEJ did in the whole country.

DEXTROVERT:
Develop
Lagos
I'm
Happy
Its
NOMANSLAND

It
All
Belongs
To
Us

We
Develop it

if Nigeria breaks up what will happen to "no man's land"?

Jabioro:
I loved it . waooh! what a good development from KSA legendary...we can receive the frequency on Lagos..

In fact your grammar will allow us receive frequency "on Nairaland".

989900:
Wow, but fail . . . N10,000 to you or anyone that gets it right.

19"98" 19"99" 20"00"= 989900

You don't deserve that guy at all, my ex was jumpy like you too and i hate that feeling of insecurity when I'm trying my best to be the perfect man for my woman, your type will probably nag a man to his death.. If you like move on I don't care but all I know is that the guy deserves a woman who will never doubt his faithfulness.

Rilwayne001:


A kii duro kiwon n'ife oooni!

A kii bere kiwon n'ife ooye!

And so I was wondering how else we are going to greet. Lol, we prostrate? What if I don't?

Then you are Arobafin and you sure know what happens to Arobafin in the epistles of yoruba.

Ilaje no dey drown.

I tall pass this guy, please don't quote me.

Highbhee:
You are foolish,accepted...but must yu make it obvious

I know you've got no one of good reputation at home at all thus this show of disgrace when you can walk away and choose to ignore because I never quoted you. Omo Ale.

Praktikals:
Rarao, Ikole-Ekiti ma ni

laye laye mi o gba, ikole ekiti is so........I've been there.

Highbhee:
Werey,Yu are High on Ogogoro and methylated spirit mixed wit China weed

Awon Iran e ni were, it seems you lack proper training and I'll school you hard Ibrahim, thank God you're a yoruba. Ori e ti o pe yen wa ko eko by force. ODE.

Tonydeeb:
You'd better be careful, before these niccurs come at you for "blasphemy".

Thanks Tony, but let them come afterall no be dem papa and the last time I checked blasphemy is an impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things in fact it will be blasphemous to assume to oneself or any human the rights or qualities of God.

Praktikals:
Ignorant me
I use to think he is a Nigerian

Yes he is from ijebu igbo.

industrious:
Hmm

Basically additional of the smallest and the largest number..

Like an inverse of RANGE

2 plus 8=10

1 plus 10= 11.

1 plus 30= 31

I know before now, who no sabi this simple Almighty formula.

Launcher:
Lolz

Reminds me of a friend who use Infinix Hot Note....... His phone froze & you know that phone's battery lasts die, he had to start praying cause the phone was on 93% when it happened. When My guy see say prayer no dey work for that kind thing, he go keep phone for under bed for 2 days.

Your friend is obviously a noob maybe he lives in ijebu but next time it happens tell him to hold the power key for 10 seconds to reboot the phone.

mutvy:
To me, the third reason is the most important. I later learnt that it is a new strategy deviced by phone manufacturers to force buyers to buy new phone, indirectly boosting their sales and invariably preventing them from running out of business. They (Manufacturers) believe that once your battery has deteriorated, you have no option other than to change it. Another strategy on the way is SIMless phone to prevent robbery and easier identification.

I disagree with the third reason because I changed my infinix note 2 battery two days ago and it was easier than you think.

EgunMogaji:
Actually, if you're educated at all, then you'll understand that you're not actually ignoring because here you're responding. You're an infant with the brain power of a tse tse fly.

Mr. Nigeria, what have you done for Nigeria in the past year. You're just a waste and sucking up her resources like the leech that you are.

Just because you are living there in a comatose condition doesn't mean that you're contributing.

You should get on the dirty floor of your dilapidated hut and kiss the ground and thank people like me who send money home into the economy. You ungrateful snivelling cockroach.

https://www.naij.com/676243-amazing-read-much-nigerians-abroad-sent-nigeria-2015.html

If you like type words from the queen's mouth or from Obama's directly I still insist you're a liar and maybe a drug addict because you're quick to insult people everywhere you post your filthy lies. If you like send $10 billion into the economy all I know is you're a very good liar. Ole! Alainikan se.

sugardad1:
8. Jara/Fisi
This word refers to the extra someone adds to stuff you bought from them. Who doesn’t ask for jara in the market?

I remember our neighbors in Ketu in the early 90's, Mama funmi will request for jara and fisi for everything she buys even if the fisi is just 10grains of rice, she always shouts at her daughter then " funmi ma ra ewa ni odo iya chinedu o ko ni fisi, losi odo iya wasiu ni yisa omotunde tori o ma fisi" the daughter will grumble before going to five streets ahead just to get the fisi that comes with a derica of beans. Nigerians still love jara and fisi till today even when we buy plots of land.