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seizethaBae:
Yipeeee!!! finally found my long lost twinee . I owe nobody any explanation too but i just wanna look a lil bit chubby. Namsayin'?.
See ehn,don't mind all ds people telling you; ''eat late,drink your food,add protein to your diet''e.t.c. Ko le werk! Some of us have high rate of metabolism hence if we like we shld eat like tomorrow no go come,it won't show!. U really need to see the rate at which i eat,i eat almost every 3,3 hours,and i eat all sorts. Infact,anytime am going to my sis place,i must call her ahead to overstock her kitchen. Yels,itz dat serious. I look perfectly healthy tho.
Just last week i went to a pharmacy store to get drugs for MP and i askd d pharmacist what i can use to look a lil bit chubby,he just started the usual sermon of 'babe,u look perfect,many pple are dying to be like you bla bla bla,nd i was like; wariz dis one saying
Finally,he recommended a tablet-Mosegor-pisotifen (a lil bit expensive) and another multivit capsule(u can buy anyone). I started four days ago & im looking fleshy already. or maybe am seeing d flesh with my imaginary eyes,donno sef . You can google Mosegor(will try nd upload a pix). Doesn't make me dizzy at all.
You are welcome.

The pharmacist that sold that drug is something else. Mosegor Pizotifen is a drug to treat Migranes.
OP I beg of you, do not take the advice above. Just do a google search.

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I posted my thoughts on this in May. Same dollar explanation applies to diesel. There should NEVER be deregulation in price without local capacity being ramped up significantly. Without this, the price will NEVER, I repeat NEVER come down, except artificially.

The price of petrol cannot reduce! Here's why:

1. Marketers will source their own dollars: Petroleum Minister of State Ibe Kachikwu announced that Marketers will have to source their own dollars to buy PMS. i.e. Dollars will not be sold to them at CBN rate of N200. Nairaland's daily update of exchange rates lets us know that $1 trades for upwards of N300. For those who don't know, PMS is traded internationally in US Dollars. This means Petrol Marketers will have to spend Dollars to buy this product from traders/refineries abroad, and then come and sell in Naira. Having bought Dollars for N300, will they come back and make a loss? You guess is as good as mine.

2. No matter the price of a barrel of oil, the price remains the same: Despite the rise and falls of crude oil prices from time immemorial, the price of petrol, diesel and kerosene has never come up or down in response to the crude oil price! Instead, it slowly and constantly creeps higher every single year. Diesel was deregulated in 2009 and sold for about N90 (See pic below). Today diesel retails for between N125-135 per litre. Why has the price been going up consistently?

Solutions: 1. CBN dollar monopoly must be halted! Surely it benefits many CBN heads from (now) Saint Sanusi to Soludo but you cannot have one body determining who gets a critical business resource, especially in an import dependent economy like Nigeria's. Henry Boyo's writings are instructive here.

2. Deregulation should only occur when there is sufficient and diverse local refining capacity. If multiple companies are able to refine they will be required to sell at a competitive prices, just to stay in business. Why can't you apply the subsidies to local refiners until you have reached refining capacity to meet demand?

3. Remove a regulator like PPPRA setting or suggesting prices: PPPRA also releases 'templates' to guide petroleum prices. This is similar to pure water which sells for N10 regardless of manufacturer. Ask yourself- how come all pure water sells for the same price?? Little known to the public, ATWAP (Association of Table Water Producers) actually sets the price in Nigeria and enforces it! ( Read this and be educated https://www.nairaland.com/418542/pure-water-biz-discuss/20 ) How can there be a free competitive market with marketers forced to retail at 'not above N145?

4. God bless Nigeria!

Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) national leader and former governor of Lagos State Asiwaju Bola Tinubu has accused the Jonathan presidency of shirking its social contract with the people by suddenly removing petrol subsidy.

He, however, provided a window out of the crisis: if subsidy must be removed at all, it must never be at one fell swoop. He said it must be on calibrated phases, on which the promised gains are measured and confirmed before moving to the next phase of removal.

“Government must modify the sudden and complete removal of the subsidy. Either we restore the subsidy or use the funds for other social purposes,” Tinubu counselled in a special statement he captioned, ‘Removal of oil subsidy – President Jonathan breaks social contract with the people’ and which he personally signed.

“If we are to use the funds for other programmes, these programmes shall be placed on parallel track with the subsidy. As more of these programmes are ready to go on line, then, the subsidy can be lifted in phases. In this way, the public is assured government will not lower its total expenditure on their behalf, thus maintaining the spirit central to the social contract,” he said.

The former governor cautioned the federal government against economic policies that tend to balance the books at the detriment of the people’s welfare.

He said: “As there are progressive politics, there are progressive economics. As there are elitist politics, there are elitist economics.” It all depends on what and who in society government would rather favour. The Jonathan tax represents a new standard in elitism.”

The ACN national leader cautioned the president against being captive to economic orthodoxy and its local purveyors, who always look at the Nigerian economy as nothing until when tied to the apron strings of the conservative orthodoxy.

“Because he is slave to wrong-headed economics”; the people will become enslaved to greater misery. This crisis will bear his name and will be his legacy. The people now pay a steep tax for voting him into office. The removal of the subsidy is the ‘Jonathan tax’,” he insisted.

He said subsidy removal is ill-timed and there must be some conditions precedent before such a step could be taken.

“First, government needs to clean up and throw away the salad of corruption in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). Then, proceed to lay the foundation for a mass transit system in the railways and road network with long term bonds and fully develop the energy sector towards revitalising Nigeria’s economy and easing the burden any subsidy removal may have on the people,” he said.

The former governor counselled protesters to go about the protests in a peaceful manner and to eschew all forms of violence.

Nigerians on social media on Wednesday mocked the Minister of Power, Works, Housing, Tunde Fashola over a tweet he published more than one year ago dissing former President Goodluck Jonathan for a meagre reduction in pump price of petrol.
The reaction followed Wednesday’s deregulation of Nigeria’s petroleum downstream which saw the price of petrol increased by the federal government to N145 per litre, nearly double the previous N86.50 rate.
Mr. Fashola, a former governor of Lagos State, is now a key member of the ruling All Progressives’ Congress government.
The deregulation and its effect on petrol prices stand starkly against the thoughts he shared in the January 2015 tweet which berated the former president for reducing the price of petrol by only 10 percent even though the price of crude oil dropped by over 50%.

Shortly after the announcement of the new pump price of petrol, even as crude oil price has remained low since Mr. Fashola posted the tweet in January 2015, Nigerians began to tackle the former governor.

Many commenters accused the APC government of double standards, and said the party had promised lower prices of fuel.
“What’s your point Sir, a barrel of oil cost $43 in the international market, a litre now cost 145 in Nigeria,” a Twitter user, Holy Pastor, replied to Fashola’s old tweet.
“Just waiting for ur apology to Nigerian people what a shame!” another user, Chichi Efochi said.
Senator Ebydon tweeted: “How far Fashola? Still on the same lane?”
Omooba Adedapo tweeted: “That moment during the campaign when Fashola said the drop in oil price shouldn’t result to a drop in pump price. How’s the change now?”
Mr. Fashola is yet to tweet his support or otherwise for his government’s new stand.
Mr. Fashola’s media office did not return PREMIUM TIMES’ enquiry for comment for this report.

View tweets here: https://twitter.com/tundefashola/status/556919075495239680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/203271-new-petrol-price-nigerians-tackle-fashola-jonathan-era-tweet.html

The price of petrol cannot reduce and here's why:


1. Marketers will source their own dollars: Petroleum Minister of State Ibe Kachikwu announced that Marketers will have to source their own dollars to buy PMS. i.e. Dollars will not be sold to them at CBN rate of N200. Nairaland's daily update of exchange rates lets us know that $1 trades for upwards of N300. For those who don't know, PMS is traded internationally in US Dollars. This means Petrol Marketers will have to spend Dollars to buy this product from traders/refineries abroad, and then come and sell in Naira. Having bought Dollars for N300, will they come back and make a loss? You guess is as good as mine.

2. No matter the price of a barrel of oil, the price remains the same: Despite the rise and falls of crude oil prices from time immemorial, the price of petrol, diesel and kerosene has never come up or down in response to the crude oil price! Instead, it slowly and constantly creeps higher every single year. Diesel was deregulated in 2009 and sold for about N90 (See pic below). Today diesel retails for between N125-135 per litre. Why has the price been going up consistently?

Solutions: 1. CBN dollar monopoly must be halted! Surely it benefits many CBN heads from (now) Saint Sanusi to Soludo but you cannot have one body determining who gets a critical business resource, especially in an import dependent economy like Nigeria's. Henry Boyo's writings are instructive here.

2. Deregulation should only occur when there is sufficient and diverse local refining capacity. If multiple companies are able to refine they will be required to sell at a competitive prices, just to stay in business.

3. Remove a regulator like PPPRA setting or suggesting prices: PPPRA also releases 'templates' to guide petroleum prices. This is similar to pure water which sells for N10 regardless of manufaturer. Little known to the public, ATWAP (Association of Table Water Producers) actually sets the price in Nigeria and enforces it! ( Read this and be educated https://www.nairaland.com/418542/pure-water-biz-discuss/20 ) How can there be a free competitive market with marketers forced to retail at 'not above N145?

4. God bless Nigeria!

The price of petrol cannot reduce! Here's why:

1. Marketers will source their own dollars: Petroleum Minister of State Ibe Kachikwu announced that Marketers will have to source their own dollars to buy PMS. i.e. Dollars will not be sold to them at CBN rate of N200. Nairaland's daily update of exchange rates lets us know that $1 trades for upwards of N300. For those who don't know, PMS is traded internationally in US Dollars. This means Petrol Marketers will have to spend Dollars to buy this product from traders/refineries abroad, and then come and sell in Naira. Having bought Dollars for N300, will they come back and make a loss? You guess is as good as mine.

2. No matter the price of a barrel of oil, the price remains the same: Despite the rise and falls of crude oil prices from time immemorial, the price of petrol, diesel and kerosene has never come up or down in response to the crude oil price! Instead, it slowly and constantly creeps higher every single year. Diesel was deregulated in 2009 and sold for about N90 (See pic below). Today diesel retails for between N125-135 per litre. Why has the price been going up consistently?

Solutions: 1. CBN dollar monopoly must be halted! Surely it benefits many CBN heads from (now) Saint Sanusi to Soludo but you cannot have one body determining who gets a critical business resource, especially in an import dependent economy like Nigeria's. Henry Boyo's writings are instructive here.

2. Deregulation should only occur when there is sufficient and diverse local refining capacity. If multiple companies are able to refine they will be required to sell at a competitive prices, just to stay in business. Why can't you apply the subsidies to local refiners until you have reached refining capacity to meet demand?

3. Remove a regulator like PPPRA setting or suggesting prices: PPPRA also releases 'templates' to guide petroleum prices. This is similar to pure water which sells for N10 regardless of manufacturer. Ask yourself- how come all pure water sells for the same price?? Little known to the public, ATWAP (Association of Table Water Producers) actually sets the price in Nigeria and enforces it! ( Read this and be educated https://www.nairaland.com/418542/pure-water-biz-discuss/20 ) How can there be a free competitive market with marketers forced to retail at 'not above N145?

4. God bless Nigeria!

As the word gets out about the removal of petrol subsidy and subsequent increase in PMS pump price, Nigerians are bracing for the unavoidable increase in the price of all goods and services, as is the norm.
However, despite assurances of reduction in PMS price over time, this may most likely never happen for the following reasons:

1. Marketers will source their own dollars: Petroleum Minister of State Ibe Kachikwu announced that Marketers will have to source their own dollars to buy PMS. i.e. Dollars will not be sold to them at CBN rate of N200. Nairaland's daily update of exchange rates lets us know that $1 trades for upwards of N300. For those who don't know, PMS is traded internationally in US Dollars. This means Petrol Marketers will have to spend Dollars to buy this product from traders/refineries abroad, and then come and sell in Naira. Having bought Dollars for N300, will they come back and make a loss? You guess is as good as mine.

2. No matter the price of a barrel of oil, the price remains the same: Despite the rise and falls of crude oil prices from time immemorial, the price of petrol, diesel and kerosene has never come up or down in response to the crude oil price! Instead, it slowly and constantly creeps higher every single year. Diesel was deregulated in 2009 and sold for about N90 (See pic below). Today diesel retails for between N125-135 per litre. Why has the price been going up consistently?

Solutions: 1. CBN dollar monopoly must be halted! Surely it benefits many CBN heads from (now) Saint Sanusi to Soludo but you cannot have one body determining who gets a critical business resource, especially in an import dependent economy like Nigeria's. Henry Boyo's writings are instructive here.

2. Deregulation should only occur when there is sufficient and diverse local refining capacity. If multiple companies are able to refine they will be required to sell at a competitive prices, just to stay in business.

3. Remove a regulator like PPPRA setting or suggesting prices: PPPRA also releases 'templates' to guide petroleum prices. This is similar to pure water which sells for N10 regardless of manufaturer. Little known to the public, ATWAP (Association of Table Water Producers) actually sets the price in Nigeria and enforces it! ( Read this and be educated https://www.nairaland.com/418542/pure-water-biz-discuss/20 ) How can there be a free competitive market with marketers forced to retail at 'not above N145?

4. God bless Nigeria!

Nigerians are terrible. The poster is just using people to get referral earnings. No problem with that, but when you LIE, it becomes a problem!

Uber does not have and has never had any deadline for recruitment!

Real link To apply for yourself: www.partners.uber.com/join

Learn more about being a driver with them on their official website: http://www.ubernigeria.com/get-started/

Please note that drivers/partners are not employed by Uber! It is just an app that connects riders and passengers. All vehicle maintenance, servicing, fixes, accidents, complaints are borne by the car owner.
Also, drivers have to handle cash so getting drivers you must find one you can trust. Getting a smartphone, data, credit are all partner expenses. Please be aware BEFORE you try and enter!

This car has been registered at least since December last year.

You wan rent army officer LOLZ

ataspray:
The title of your thread is already misleading. What you have here is not 2012, therefore the title of your thread has no business being 2012, even if it has every single upgrade of a 2012 corolla. So, stop misleading potential buyers as well.

Please don't chastise him too much, he's just an underemployed youth trying to make some money hustling. Imagine we had not come in here to reveal this is a 2008 car, someone would think he's doing Easter bonanza selling a 2012 vehicle for 1.7 mil.
Upgraded ko, the lad even put CD player twice. No thought process, just copy and paste. What a Wicked world.
Well, Mr. Poster in the spirit of the season, you have been forgiven. Go and sin no more.

The guy mouth don gum.

AdemolaA2:
Busted ... hehehehehe!!!!

AdemolaA2:
Busted ... hehehehehe!!!!

2008 car sold as 2012. Dangerous world we live in. Check the Vin.

See where Nigeria's FX is going

And Buhari said I shouldn't send my children abroad I wonder if Zahra can eat this in Surrey...

Abeg make the guy land before u throw am for bush na

U for U**r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QZDA1BFUo

Mods please help embed the youtube link.
For ordinary Nigerians (ie non political Nigerian), this will be a grim and dark interview. Is Nigeria doomed regarding leadership? His comments on foreign education for his kids vs for other, the budget etc are very disturbing!

What's your take?

Oboy u don sell this thing?

koastar:
There are female generals in the Army. Major General AO Amusu is the second woman in the history of the Nigerian Army to attain the rank of a Major General (two star General). She is a medical doctor and currently the Commandant of 44 Nigerian Army Reference Hospital Kaduna.
The first woman to attain the rank of a Major General in the Nigerian Army is Major General Aderonke Kale.
Pic 1, 2, 3: Major General AO Amusu
Pic 4: Brigadier General Cecilia Akagu (another female General in the Army. Behind her is her husband also a General)

Major General Amusu is most senior female General and Commander of Medical Corps.
There are a few female Generals and Colonels, they are not going around shouting it. Everybody no be mama peace.

Daniel, you are a dangerous individual and amateur scammer.
This same car has a knocking sound from its engine and you want to sell it for 1.3 million. That's not my problem.

My problem is that you did not tell potential buyers about it and in fact, in your previous posts where you asked for solution for your Cerato, you went back to change it to Camry 2008. I have attached the screenshots for all to see and know what they are buying, just in case.

This car should not to sell for more than 400k, maximum.
Siena, or moderator of the board this is my first post on this board. Is this the norm here? Please come and judge this matter. See the two screenshots below.

Waiting.

Where?

I had the opportunity to visit the 106 year old school this week and was appalled at what I saw. Can I send my child there? No! What are the PTA and Old Students Associations doing?

Months ago, parents and guardians protested the deplorable living conditions of their wards.
This time, the use of school grounds at at the School's annex in Victoria Island as carparks for surrounding companies has become a bone for contention. The mess and pressure on the school grounds caused is unimaginable.

While it can be assumed that the school receives a tidy sum for this service, sadly does not reflect on the school grounds. What were open spaces for recreation for students are now filled by vehicles.
Students now contend with noise and the danger of vehicles buzzing about their school at all hours. Even more alarming is the fact that this is the junior school, and individuals with no business on the premises have free access as they come to pick their cars putting the children in danger.

With the recent appointment of the new Principal a few months ago, perhaps this sad and destructive policy will be reversed.

lalasticlala Richiez Fynestboi

View Pictures below: Front Gate

One thing is clear from this chat: Sambo Dasuki's own don finish.

Maybe she was gunning for that post when she hijacked BBOG. Tell her sorry!

cramjones:
As our President junketier around the globe, Nigerians continually get killed, soldiers slaughtered, more girls kidnapped, Investors pull out of our ecomomy and the country slips more to the brinks! Wailing wailers keep wailing and critical optimist like myself keeps writing.
Which way naija?
-CramJones

You claim to be one of his close advisers and regularly meet with him. Can't you tell him this to his face?

Nigeria may be doomed!
Please Seun, lalasticlala, moderators, do simple research before posting topics.
Abbey College is a sixth form college in the UK. It is NOT a college of Cambridge University.
A simple google search would give you the info you need, it takes less than 30 seconds.
http://www.abbeycambridge.co.uk

How will Cambridge Uni be giving award for best homework?