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FamilyRe: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by eledalo: 7:12pm On Nov 02, 2012
obowunmi: When did it become a crime to visit my mom - I said I was visiting and left something in the sitting room.
What did you leave in the sitting room? Dont say its not our business - After all you say thats the reason he koba'd you and that the reason you posted it on nairaland and that is the reason its on frontpage and thats the reason we are all reading it right now. So what did you leave or forever hold your nose in peace?
FamilyRe: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by eledalo: 3:59pm On Nov 02, 2012
patholaw: I tink u need 2 see a chancellor
Poster apart from a chancellor, please see a lecturer, a nursery teacher, a geography teacher, a professor, a registar and at the end see a rector!
PoliticsRe: 7 Kidnapped Sailors Freed In Nigeria by eledalo: 3:49pm On Nov 01, 2012
And I remember one guy on here telling me they were bunkerers.
RomanceRe: Quit Lying, intimate Past Does Matter by eledalo: 10:36pm On Oct 30, 2012
rodeo0070: Abeg wetin be Triple Sin?
Ask your pastor or imam grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Vows To Recover Stolen Subsidy Funds by eledalo: 10:16pm On Oct 30, 2012
Actual headline is:

Jonathan Vows to Steal Recovered Subsidy Funds
HealthRe: Why Do Mosquito Bite Some And Leave Others? by eledalo: 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2012
First pray. Do you pay your tithes? If not you need to do so quickly. Then read 1 John 13. Only then will mosquitoes stop biting you.

You are welcome in advance!
PoliticsRe: FERMA Targets Zero Potholes In December by eledalo: 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2012
Apapa expressway is a federal road. We shall see
Christianity EtcRe: I Dreamt I Saw My Sef In Old Secondary School.. by eledalo: 2:12pm On Oct 29, 2012
What kind of person it this? Alcohol you need help, s£x you need help, dream you need help, are you a human being at all? Have you got a brain?
PoliticsRe: I Support The Creation Of Ijebu State - Senator David Mark by eledalo: 1:37pm On Oct 29, 2012
Why not focus on electricity, security, anti-terrorism and commercial laws that will; grow the country? State creation will not stop extra-judicial killings, bad roads and collapsed healthcare system.
PoliticsRe: "Governor Fashola Lifts The Ban On Okada" by eledalo: 11:56pm On Oct 28, 2012
This kind of dolt annoys me. You just look for free nonsense from government and throw figures around like some ret@rd with NO knowledge of what governance entails, no forward thinking. Okadas have NOT been totally banned. They've been restricted to inner roads simples.

Thankfully this nonsense you've written is irrelevant and make no difference to reality - Okada's are still restricted to inner roads. grin Just make sure I don't see you on okada. I go clear you straight. grin angry

Meanwhile some are still asking for source huh huh Can't you read the article before you post??
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Lagosians Use Pedestrian Bridges? by eledalo(op): 1:30pm On Oct 28, 2012
GAR3TH:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRdUMS7CAv0
lukkie: Because their lives are worthless now. A lot of the people you see on the road aren't living - they're just surviving. Otherwise, why would I abandon the foot bridge & run across cars doing 140kph?

And these same low-lives will still abuse Fashola if there were no foot bridges there.
I don't pity them when they get knocked down though. Lagos population is too high, it's an efficient way of trimming it down.

But not all Lagosians do it sha.
Just watched the vid. - An able bodied young man said the bridge is too high, while an old woman and one with a baby on her back used it.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Kaduna/ Malali by eledalo: 12:27pm On Oct 28, 2012
Why hasn't idowuswap's post been deleted? If one posts about Seun's mother it will be deleted immediately.
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Lagosians Use Pedestrian Bridges? by eledalo(op): 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2012
naptu2: Hm!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/847680_a20ped_jpga23fee70a33a4db6891bdf60a9e3021b
Now that's hilarious grin grin . The people stand at the side of the road while the sheep cross above! grin
CrimeRe: People-smuggler Used Witchcraft To Terrify Girls Into Sex Slavery by eledalo: 12:03pm On Oct 27, 2012
redsun: What he did is as legitimate as politicians and public office holders stealing from the public coffers. It only becomes a crime when it is discovered outside naija,in a sane and funtional society.
True!
Christianity EtcRe: 30-year-old Prophetess Set Ablaze As Trance Celebration Turned Sour by eledalo: 11:56am On Oct 27, 2012
this happened in Church while celebrating a supposed spiritual 'act-of-God'. So who do you blame - God, Jesus or the devil?
PoliticsWhy Don't Lagosians Use Pedestrian Bridges? by eledalo(op):
Yeah. Cruising down Ikorodu road towards Ikeja in the Beamer - left the 600 Merc with the Misses. The Nat King Cole CD on blast - love that guy's music.

SUDDENLY!! a group of people make a mad dash across the road - able bodied men, people holding children, even some !d!ot carrying a goat across his shoulders (what the heck?).

They all scramble across the road, leaping over the barrier of the BRT lane and putting their lives and the lives of us motorists in danger! All this directly under a pedestrian bridge where others are crossing safely (no car can climb up the bridge to come and hit you) and enjoying the view.

Its like using a screwdiver to clean your ears, while you have cotton buds in front of you.

So the question I have for you is this - Why do some Lagosians choose to run across the road when there is a bridge designed and constructed just for them?
Car TalkRe: Honda Makes A Car Exclusively For Women by eledalo: 4:25pm On Oct 26, 2012
If honda made a car exclusively for men and called it '4 Men only', I can imagine what the reactions would be
TravelRe: FAAN Introduces Sniffer Dogs And Anti-terrorism Squads by eledalo: 3:56pm On Oct 26, 2012
Sniffer dogs and anti-terror squad? But they still have to open and rummage through every passengers suitcase to check
ComputersRe: The Apple Ipad Mini Is Being Unveiled As I Type by eledalo: 8:29pm On Oct 23, 2012
So make I sh/t for body? *turns on nokia fone*
PoliticsRe: Osun Boosts Cattle Production With 10,000 Capacity Ranch by eledalo: 5:07pm On Oct 22, 2012
O'Beaf! Classic! grin
PoliticsRe: Okada Riders Protesting In Lagos? by eledalo: 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2012
otokx: but why do some people dislike law and order?
I dont know o. Okada movement has only been restricted on certain expressways and roads. Honestly, if I were in Fashola's shoes as at right now I would not only burn okadas, I go add okada riders, people who sell on pedestrian walkways and hawkers. Please o make una no vex.
PoliticsRe: Pirates Kidnap Seven Expatriates In Bayelsa by eledalo: 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
jp philips: you are high on aphrodisiac

borbon is a logistics company that hire boats and vessels to companies in NIGERIA. It is a french company with surfers as their flagship fleet.
Bro don't worry, it was clear from the beginning of Ajanle's disgustingly prejudiced generalisation, he and the other guy have no clue about the industry, talkless of being in it as I saw they didn't even know that the company is Bourbon Interoil and not Bobon grin cheesy or whatever, and think that being Russian is being a bunkerer embarassed . They are simply ignorant and I blame the reporter for this. No need for argument.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sol Nigeria Is This A Fear Deal or slavery? by eledalo: 9:02pm On Oct 20, 2012
Oh come on! What is a fear deal? A deal of fear? A fear of deals? Or a fair deal?
Christianity EtcRe: The Irrationality Of Being More "Christian" Than The British by eledalo: 5:23pm On Oct 20, 2012
Dont disturb yourself bros, reasoning topics like this will only get you a headache. When the touch not my anointed gang get here, you go know say the origin doesnt matter. Fact is, religion gives people hope, especially in hopeless situations such as Nigeria. I no get energy for dis kin endless argument. Off to romance section.
PhonesRe: Glo's All Expense Paid Trip To Manchester Scam by eledalo: 7:22am On Oct 20, 2012
Lord_Reed: Please tell your sister to bring her case to the National Lottery Regulatory Commission. NCC is not mandated to look into these types of matters the NLRC has the power to enforce all provisions made by lottery organisers.

Let her come with all her supporting documents and we shall make sure her case is treated.
@OP and those who have been taken for a ride by these companies

Please take the above advice and report officially. Also continue with the social media campaign and inform blogs and bloggers of your case.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Truck Driver Sets Himself On Fire Outside President’s Palace After Losing Job! by eledalo: 3:55pm On Oct 19, 2012
mimiejacobz: 2 bad,dts nt d end of d world nw,whites n dia mumu way of thinking
To Nigerians, used to all types of mental and physical suffering, its mumu thinking.
Foreign AffairsRe: Romney's Son: I Wanted To Hit Obama by eledalo: 11:51am On Oct 19, 2012
Jenny20: Tagg said jokingly
Dont get carried away people.
RomanceRe: How Do You Prove You Love Your Partner? by eledalo: 3:54pm On Oct 18, 2012
Catch grenade
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Watch this space SCB news by eledalo: 8:14am On Oct 18, 2012
You can mention someone else's name but you are afraid to say your own? Coward bas.tard turd piece of sh1t
PoliticsRe: Pirates Kidnap Seven Expatriates In Bayelsa by eledalo:
AjanleKoko: Russians? Estonian? Bobon Oil Limited?

Sounds like bunkerers to me undecided
Na wa o. See generalisation.
NYSCRe: Flood: No Passing-out Ceremony In Bayelsa – NYSC by eledalo: 8:07pm On Oct 17, 2012
Assemble at secretariat and read out names.
One can only imagine the sheer confusion that will envelope that place
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nigerian In Top 15 In The KIA Stop-motion Animation Video Contest by eledalo: 9:11pm On Oct 15, 2012
I won't vote for you just because you are Naija or some crap. Let me watch the videoes

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